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Show them your pokemon coins anon, one of these days he'll take US out to dinner! Phew, air out your room anon, smells like mildew. Oh you don't want to go out with us, we'll bring you back some chicken tendies sweetkins.

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>>8279981

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>>8280027

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I'm hanging in there, mom.

>> No.8280146

>>8280087
<"anon how did your pokemon coin trading go today?
>"MOM THEIR CRYPTO COINS NOT POKEMON COINS"
>"ok sweetkins dont get mad, come have some chicken tendies now"
>"ok"

>> No.8280806

>>8280146
>>"ok sweetkins dont get mad, come have some chicken tendies now"

TFW it's your Wife and not your Mother saying it now.

HAHAHAHAHAHA *sob*

>> No.8280959

>>8280806
>implying any woman other than my own mother will ever care about me
wew

>> No.8281082

>>8279981
>comes out of room
>Oh! He’s alive, haha...
>he’s always locked up in his room playing this krypton game
>he says he makes a lot of points at it, you can even spend them online!

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>granpa visits us
>"still playing with those tetris coins anon?"

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Aaaaaah!

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>>8281082
>be sitting in dark bedroom wearing kimono while meditating
>mom knocks on door and comes in
>"How's the job search going, honey?"
>"I require access of a motor vehicle. A simple but sufficient mode of transport."
>"Well your father needs the car when he's at work, you know that..."
>"Hmmph" i scowl
>ask her if she has brought my children to me
>she says yes and hands over a box of pringles
>without making eye contact, I walk over and wiff the smell of chips while gazing into nothingness
>"Yes... it is just as I asked, good work."
>she tells me I should open the windows to air out the smell of mould
>I don't respond for a full minute and then chuckle slightly
>"Ah yes... I too remember when I was occupied with such meaningless concerns."
>suddenly start agitating and scowling while moving my head around
>"Did you bring me any dip?"
>"Honey, dinner will be ready in half an hou--"
>"BRING IT TO ME!!!"
>"okay okay sweetie, I'm sorry."
>before she closes the door I call back
>"Mom, wait."
>"Y-yes?"
>"You are... my favourite angel."

>> No.8282379

>>8280061
holy fuck is he/she a streamer

>> No.8282646

>>8282379
idk but shes hot af, definitely worth a seat sniff.

>> No.8283579

>>8282200
Made me kek