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look whats in his hand

>> No.8273641

>>8273565
Elon Musk is a fucking retard and I can't wait for him to crash and burn. This dumb mother fucker thinks his shitty SpaceX can beat Jeff Bobby B Bezos' Blue Origin. He's going to try and go toe to toe with Big Man Jeff Bezos and Jeff Bezos will rape him so hard it will make Musk's future divorcerape look like two teenager lovers losing their virginities to each other. While Elon Musk wasted his money buying better hair, Jeff Bezos shaved it off and conquered the Internet. You can't get more alpha than that.

Jeff Bezos will rape SpaceX's corpse and make Reddit watch while I jerk off furiously to Blue Origin's Mars colony.

>> No.8273683
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>>8273641
>muh blue orign

>> No.8273687

Why is he reading manga?

>> No.8273689
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>>8273565
meanwhile some retards think Sergey Nazarov is speaking at some hippy music festival when fucking Elon Musk is taking the stage at the same conference talking about intergalatic travel in the 2020s.

>> No.8273716

>>8273641
t. Jeff

>> No.8273772

>>8273689
sergey our lord
you forgot our lord I had to correct you...blasphemy will get you a visit by the bogs

>> No.8273780

>>8273641
Fuck off Jeff

>> No.8273784

$1000 EOY

>> No.8273796

>>8273641
Go home jeff you're drunk

>> No.8273817
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>>8273689
>tfw crypto is prefect for interplanetary exchange of value

>> No.8273824
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>>8273641
Musk is kicking ass and taking names, SpaceX is unstoppable.

>> No.8273825

>>8273641
Retard, doesn't matter who wins.
It's not about winning at all.
If both lose, we lose.
RETARD!!!!!!
(Faceplam omg ideottt)

This is impressive shit..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUFwR364Hq8

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>>8273641
oh fuck off my digits say your full of shit and die of shame for ever thinking something so stupid. let alone typing it out! Musk will be the next God emperor check um!

>> No.8273921

>>8273784
this
LINK MARINES REPORT IN
the tesla deal is real

>> No.8273934

>>8273641
Unironic truth. Musk fangirls SEETHING

>> No.8274112

>>8273641
Lmao Elon is owning Jeff hilariously. But the very fact we can talk down Blue Origin's achievements - which would be awesome, if it wasn't for Space X - is testament to both of them desu.

Blue Origin/Bezos will at some point catch up if only because Bezos is HUGELY richer than Elon so can pour more funds in and get better scientists and engineers.

Anyway the competition between them is far better for us than the USSR vs USA comp was.

>> No.8274146

Imagine Musk going to the panel with Sergey in it.
Any price predictions?

>> No.8274215

>>8273565
he's trying to contain his laughter and remain focused on that little weesh pamphlet about retarded internet money while all he can think about is how rich he will be for not wasting his time with it

>> No.8274232

>>8273641
Holy fuck i'm already cumming.

>> No.8274390

>>8273565
Musk wants nothing to do with cryptos. Why would he? His businesses all rely on fiat subsidies.

>> No.8274448

>>8273641

>Elon Musk is a fucking retard

Said some nigger who didnt finish High School

>This dumb mother fucker thinks his shitty SpaceX can beat Jeff Bobby B Bezos' Blue Origin

Thats pretty much waht happened

>> No.8274534

>>8274112
Benzo doesn't have a chance desu, money can only get you so far. Musk is just to good and inspires so much drive in everyone, we will make it to Mars in our life times and it will be on the back of SpaceX rockets.

>> No.8274553

It's satire

>> No.8274883

>>8273565
Elon Musk is making a decentralised currency for the mars colony called Space Buxs. or SBX.

>> No.8274916
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>>8273641
>While Elon Musk wasted his money buying better hair, Jeff Bezos shaved it off and conquered the Internet.

>> No.8274937

>>8273565
he's jacking off with his other hand offcamera (and offworld)

>> No.8274962

>>8273565
BUYY HEXX

>> No.8274977

>>8273689
The fact that they are even at the same conference together says a lot.

>> No.8275039

>>8274883
Spacebucks was a fucking awesome game

>> No.8275047

>>8273689
>Byzantine Sergey meme
I like you anon.

>> No.8275098

It's this one

https://www.amazon.com/Cryptocurrencies-simply-explained-Co-Founder-Decentralization-ebook/dp/B077GPKK2Q/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8

BUY TENX NOWWWWWW

>> No.8275137

What kind of boomer reads a book about cryptocurrency?

>> No.8275168

>>8275137
>book
>boomer
Fuck off faget. Bullshit 'guilty pleasure' fiction is what Kindle and eBooks were made for. Serious books anyone who isn't a pleb likes to hold in their hands and write notes on.

>> No.8275178

>>8275098
thx anon

>> No.8275185

Maybe Elon is going to buy the 160k mtgox bitcoins with your taxes.

>> No.8275209

>>8275098
Ure good guy anon.

>> No.8275284

>>8275168
>Serious books anyone who isn't a pleb likes to hold in their hands and write notes on.

Fuck off faget. Bullshit 'guilty pleasure' fiction is what cars and airplanes were made for. Serious travelers like to sit in a saddle and travel for months.

>> No.8275305

>>8273565
It's common knowledge that Musk hates cryptos.

He's probably intrigued by crypto and wants to know more about it, but he openly mocks it all the time on Twitter.

>> No.8275355

>>8275098
>crypto for dummies

jesus fuck elon is such a reddit meme boy

nevertheless, if he comments on ANY crypto related project that will obviously have an impact and hopefully make me money

>> No.8275400

>>8275284
lmao you got me there anon well played.

>> No.8275815

>>8275168
Whatever enjoy your Bitcoin for Dummies, dad.

>> No.8276459

>>8273641
I cant believe litteral billionaires come to post on biz. Have a great day Jeff.

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>>8273565
At this point I am 100% my bet in crypto is safe.
Also we have to spam Musk to give us Linkies a helping hand.

>> No.8276904

LINKY STINKY $1000 EOY

>> No.8277135
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>>8273689
Ol Musky found a way to convert LINK tokens into pure energy to power his rockets? That's fucking brilliant, I knew LINK would find a use case someday

>> No.8277146

>>8273641
Jeff you need to calm down, you cant win them all

>> No.8278185

>>8274534
are you trying to stick all of elons cock in your mouth or just some of it? think about how fucking disgusting you are.

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>>8273565
got it

>> No.8278466

ACTIVATE POSITIVE MEDIA CYCLE

PIMP IT

>> No.8278526

>>8278458
If you combined the total no. of books read by all /biz/ investors we would about 3.50

>> No.8278604

>>8273641
Jeff put the bottle away and go to bed. You're going to regret this tomorrow.

>> No.8278728

>>8278458
TenX to the moon

>> No.8278763

>>8278458
They know, pump it

>> No.8279310
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>>8273641

>> No.8279318

>>8273641
r/enoughmuskspam

>> No.8279324

tfw to the mars

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>>8273641

>> No.8279376

>>8273641
jeff pls go

>> No.8279758

>>8273817
most punchable face that ive seen today

>> No.8279807

>>8273565
You people are absolutely desperate for a reason that will make crypto go up.

This is pathetic.

>> No.8279835

Stealth Ethereum Blockchain Company Buys $1 Billion Worth of Land Next to Tesla’s Gigafactory, possibly the largest building in the world

https://www.trustnodes.com/2018/01/26/stealth-ethereum-blockchain-company-buys-1-billion-worth-land-next-tesla-google

https://cryptoslate.com/mysterious-blockchain-company-buys-enough-land-nevada-build-city/

>> No.8279847

>>8273565
look how old you've become

>> No.8279872

>>8273641
Just for this post, I'm gonna go kick your glass ballsack, Jeff.

>> No.8279883

Naza should do experiments of blockchain in space.

>> No.8279961

Elon Musk is Satoshi Nakamoto

>> No.8280366
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>>8278458
>>8278526
when audiobook

>> No.8280411

notice he's smirking whilst holding the book like it was handed to him. Like 'kek, crypto' 'sure'. Read his tweets on btc, he has 0.25btc a friend sent him years ago.

>> No.8280510

>>8280411
like he's gonna tell you what he holds and actually tell you how much he loves crypto

>> No.8280606

>>8273565
THIS IS HUGE

BIZ THIS IS IT, SPREAD THIS SHIT ON TWITTER, GET MCAFEE TO TWEET IT AND SHIT, GET NORMIE FAGGOTS TO SPREAD IT

USE MEMEMAGIC TO START THE BULLRUN

>> No.8280740

>>8273565
This guy probably has to write 500 page documents to get his government grants.

Then he sees shit like TRON with a 2BN market cap for essentially no reason beyond the fucking name and a fucking copy pasted white paper

I can see ( >>8275355 )'s point about him hating cryptos. But i also think Elon would put his hate aside if he could use cryptos to acheive his goals.

interplanetary currency might be a good idea. Also what if there was a SpaceX ICO? And what if the coin you buy could be used to get free rides in teslas instead of ubers? 10 SPX It could be the biggest ICO of our time

>> No.8280787

>>8273565
HOLY SHIT GUYS

>> No.8280900

Elon is totally the kind of person who would do an ICO and would be incredibly successful with it.

He took $700mm in deposits for Tesla 3s

He 20 million on those gimmicky flame throwers