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>>8246541
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>>8246541
You fucking virign

>>8246555
kys

>>8246541
I'd rather have regular cats than some genetic catastrophe.

>>8246555
trips don't lie OP is a virgin

also checkem

>>8246568
well your mother wanted a regular son but she learned to love what she got too

>>8246541
I think I'll get a doggo desu, probably an english bulldog

>>8246541
Guy near me has a savannah that takes up half his couch and I want him bad.

>>8246541
zero because cats suck and cat owners have toxo parasites in their brains whee

>>8246563
Says the guy that wants to be a millionaire just to buy fucking cats.

>>8246600
read about this the other day,
my cat has infected me with a parasite, which has chemically altered my brain so I like the cat more.
fucking assholes man

man pussy aint cheap ya dig? except for your momma.

>>8246686
Did you rub his shit all over your face?
Unless you didn't, you probably don't have it, and just like cats cuz they're fluffy.

>>8246541
Well you don't have to own a lot, basically just a female. Then you can pay people with other expensive cats to impregnate your cat.

However, you'll have to cut a lot of corners to make real money; medicine, food and your own time. Which would basically make you an animal abuser if you're doing it for money.

>>8246541
what are some cool expensive cat races OP?

i wanna buy some later

>>8246555
roasties are getting agitated recently

>>8246614
You will never make it with this mindset

>>8246823
grey british short hair with yellow eyes

>>8246944
my ex gf had two of those give me some real cool ones

what race is that in the OP

>>8246962
trent

>>8246962
it's got two different DNAs. it's a chimaera

I really like Maine Coons but I'd be tempted to get a Savannah or some shit they big boys.

bengal

ocelot

>>8247086
looks dangerous

>>8246944
These cats a viscous bastards, it’s inherent in their DNA. Seen loads, all the same.

>>8246991
Maine Coons are nice natured and can grow massive. Problem is they are thick as shit. They sleep under car wheels and have no self preservation so generally die one way or another.

>>8246555
The absolute state of roasties being unable to afford designer cats.

>>8247304
Yea they're loveable and kinda dumb haha. I don't let cats outside unsupervised anyway so it works for me. The real problem is all that fluff. It gets everywhere.

>>8247304
Norwegian forest cats are big cats 4u too but aren't as intellectuslly deficient as maine coons.

>>8247354
i just googled maine coon intelligence and
>they Are Smart. The Maine Coon Cat breed has been known for its intelligence for many years

>>8247255
They really mirror the mentality of a Britbong eh :D

>>8247354
>we want to assist you in acquiring crypto-riches

>>8247390
Norwegians are cool cats. They like humans a lot, don't have problems with babies and keep your household and atd free of pests because they are tough hunters. My family had a norwegian when I was little and the tough guy kicked the shit out of a brown hare that was eating the bark of a young apple tree sapling.

>>8246541
get a cat from a shelter senpai they need your help and it makes you feel good about yourself. + you can tell girls you rescued a cat and they will suck your dick. Also black cats are the shit and are statistically more likely to be mistreated and not get adopted.

Basically adopt a black cat you fucking nazi

>>8247390
I'm more bullish on Siberian forest cats

>>8246541
That cat looks trippy

>>8246541
>Not already having a brocat to swat away the red candles

>>8246541
just one

>>8246541
That's a beautiful cat, OP.
>>8246555
>>8246563
>>8246600
>>8246614
You guys suck, cats are awesome.
>>8246568
I agree, there's not really any need to buy pedigree cats. You can usually get cats for free on Gumtree from disgusting poor scum who don't get their cats spayed and are always having kittens.
>>8246589
You can get dogs and cats :)
>>8246596
>>8247065

Partial wildcats are morally wrong, anon. You took a beautiful wild cat and made it partially retarded... They will also wreck your furniture because they have primal urge to fuck shit up.

>>8246823
They are breeds, not races. Although I dunno what the difference is between cat breeds and human races, genetically...

>>8247521
Is that the same as Norwegian forest cat? Pic related.

When LINK hits $100 I'll get a cat and name it Sergey

I fucking love cats so much, I'm going to buy a thick Maine Coon from my crypto gains this year. I don't adopt but I donate to the animal shelter so my karma is cool I think

only werewolf cats

>>8247717
You can get any forest cat breed or maine coons without feeling guilty because they don't have breed specific health problems. Norwegians are very healthy cats and live long

>>8247390
Bruh, look at this dude.

>>8247486
ill be a millionare though. ill be allowed to be a cunt and buy expensive cats only.

>>8247797
I had a beauiful white Norwegian forest cat. Def would buy/adopt another

>>8247797
>>8247937
I'd get fancy purebred cats then donate some gains to no kill shelters so I don't feel bad for not adopting

>>8246541
Already got my Neva

>>8248060

>>8247717
>>8247797
>>8247885
Siberian forest cats also welcome?

Here's mine

I actively try to run over cats when I see them darting across the road, I think I hit at least 10 so far.

Fuck cats.

>>8248125
you don't even have a drivers license you basement dwelling sociopath

>>8248060
>>8248074
>>8248112
cute

>>8248125
shoo edgelord it's caturday

>>8248177
Yeeeeeeeey itz caturdaaaaaaay

>>8246823
savannah cat

holy shit I love cats but doggos too
cant decide which to get
can I get both or are they gonna kill each other?

>>8248565
both you deserve it fagit

>>8246541
To be honest, I want to buy this rare cat.
Wow.
It's like a diamond.

This is my Bengal.
He's 16 years old now.

>>8248904
You know how I know you're a weed dude?

>>8248565
they can be best bros, if you're a good owner you know how to do this

>>8248904
is he still healthy and well?

>>8247304
main coons aren't dumb
you've clearly never owned one
you're the idiot

>>8249019
He lives at my parents.
He's kind of slower now and doesn't eat as much.

>>8246541
Every animal lover should know that you don't buy one, you adopt.

>>8249277
>Every animal lover
Buddy, we're not animal lovers.
We're animal investors.

>>8249316
>>8249277
Also cats are not really great investments.
Dogs give you ROI within the first year and everything after profits. While cats take at least 5 years to get ROI.

>>8246541
tfw no Vivec cat

Also, none, I'm just going to buy a biotech company that sells custom pets.

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>>8246541

pets are a dumb hobby for people who aren't mentally or emotionally capable of cultivating a meaningful human existence

the only exceptions are people with exceptional special ability and relationship with animals. the kind of person per owners believe they are, but in reality are not.

all of it anon, all of it

>>8246551

>implying in getting a cat OR a dog
im getting a ferret. ferrets are bro-tier.

>>8249820
They live like 2 years

>>8249837
they smell like shit

>>8246541

>>8249700

>>8249700
t. muslim

>>8249700
>h-here I go guys haha look how cool I am

>>8246541
One fluffy white ragdoll, like the one I had last year. I miss that little guy so much.

>>8249700

>tfw my brothers got 2 cattos
>now I get laugh at him and tell him to clean a shit box

>>8250018
> cattos
> chinese cartoons

>>8250018
>cattos
>not cades

>>8250053
:3

>>8246541
None my cheap shelter cats are good enough for me.

Korat

Selkirk Rex

American Wirehair

$125k cat!

http://todayslifestyle.com/entertainment/20-of-the-most-expensive-cat-breeds-in-the-world-201544794/21/

>>8246541
not one expensive kitty. I will rescue every scared, sad and abandoned kitty i can possibly find and make sure they are warm and cozy and safe.

>>8246541
You think you can still make it?
https://twitter.com/AntonioFrench/status/950037475388461056

I think there's a cat breed in Turkey that gets anxious if it doesn't get to swim

>>8246541
Goddamn that's a beautiful cat. That's like Star Trek level.

I'm getting a Russian blue

gotta love caturday
if i make it i want a white cat and a black cat
i'll name them tui and la

>>8249700
now thats what i call edgy

Zero because im not a soy boy or third worlder

>>8249820
Mate I don't wish to alarm you but thats not a ferret

>>8246541
0 because I'm not a homosexual or a childless women.

>>8249820
>>8251331

My cat almost died yesterday, it was painful to watch

>>8247486
This cuck is begging us to adopt the black ones hahahaaaa. Burn the coal pay the toll! Maybe if the cat wasn’t such a nigger the family would still love it!

Went all in on Link

Gonna cop myself pic related

I just want a couples of cattes with medium-long silky fur

Maybe like this? http://cattime.com/cat-breeds/turkish-angora-cats#/slide/1

>>8251457
What happened? He/she doing ok?

does /biz/ keep fishies?

>>8246600
I’ll get a housekeeper to clean the litter box for me

>>8252783
i want an arowana

>>8248125
you're a true nigger, hope you never make it

>>8252255
what the hell happened to that cat

>not giving generously to the regional big cat rescue
>not feeding slabs of beef to tigers as the qt staff girls whisper to another about your riches
>not being able to come and go as you please with volunteers doing the dirty work
>not taking the donation as a tax deduction

make your donation contingent on the exclusion of emu and ostrich rescues, though. gigantic birds are an insult to God and punishment for our sinful nature.