/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8243169
>The best part about working at coinbase is the secret meetings before a crypto gets added

wow. post that to pol and see what happens

>>8243194

>>8243169
Disgusting

>>8243194
good idea
thanks mate!

>>8243169
I knew they were brainlets, but not to this degree. Lmao. Their smartest people showed in the video is probably the pajeet aussie at 0:45 and the comfy/casual dressed woman at 1:10

0:55 is a workplace disaster waiting to happen, looks like a very emotionally unstable turbobitch.

Forget about coinbase commerce. #Request.

>>8243169
Imagine if someone told you back in 2012 they'd be making videos like this shit. Goddammit crypto is dead they killed it.

Only 10m customers? Good, the normie invasion has still yet to come, more time to accumulate.

>>8243169
No wonder coinbase is such shit.

Their ripoff fees are used to finance these deluded feminists and hillbillies who think a fucking webbased cryptocurrency with ripoff fees will be used by a billion people.

How can i short this shit company?

what do you think the token does at coinbase?

>>8243278
A webbased cryptocurrency *exchange

>>8243169
Cuckbase

62.5% of speaking roles in that commercial were female employees. I'm going to go ahead and say that every woman that works at coinbase in a non assistan role was in that video.

>>8243281
NGR confirmed listing at Cuckbase

At least the REAL coinbase people work on gdax.

>>8243194
>comments are disabled
Someone probably already did, or coinbase didn't want public criticism.

>>8243169
I want to throw up my dinner after watching that. What have we become?

post this on /pol/ we need an expert opinion on this matter

>>8243169
I'd bang the shit out of that Asian tho

Holy fuck it's the gender bender mexican PEPE

Disgusting frog eyes

>>8243327
Most of those women were assistants

>>8243169
I don't really see what's wrong with this video

I mean, everyone is overly-excited, but it's a recruitment video. that's how those are

>>8243169
without even seeing the vid, and just from OP's pic, i can tell it's going to be fucking eye-cancer and make me feel disgusted. no thanks. come on, they're in SF, they are 100% pozzed.

>>8243169
>Investing in a company that employs this many women.

>>8243427
hahahahahahaha

>>8243193
fpbp

>>8243169
>he put his finger on the screen
>everyone has a nasally voice
>get into crypto TO GET BECOME A WAGESLAVE

>>8243398
>jews
>cucks
>i always knew crypto was full of commies
>buy gold
>shareblue shilling crypto now
There I saved you the trouble.

>>8243436
Well, the thread is just bait for all the whatever/ists on this board, which is always good for a laugh.
Realistically though, I just think is disingenous how far out of their way they go to seem diverse.
Dollars to donuts that company is just like crypto, 95% white/asian males.
It's feelgood virtue signalling claptrap.

Sure is good for rilin' up the crowd, though.

C E N T R A L I Z E D

l applied last month and they still haven't responded

>>8243593
Shouldn't have applied as straight white male

>>8243169
Wow

Final year of mba here. Unironically was going to check out coinbase until i saw this vid

Holy shit. All that soyboy smile action jesus christ. If they pressured me to doing that id literally be shaking

>ITT

>>8243635
Go to binance , they are looking for people.

>>8243193
Applied 100k times

>>8243169
There is literally nothing wrong with this video.

Can you just fucking imagine if, instead of the people in the video, it was everyone who posted in this thread so far? Do you guys realize how much worse you'd look?

>>8243635
>Final year of mba here
>mbas are usually 1 year

>>8243762
Anyone with a skillset that Coinbase needs has already been offered a shitton of money to come work for them.
Coinbase didn't make this video to hire skilled workers, they made it to round out the numbers with low paying jobs so that they can fit in with SF/PA "culture".
There is nothing inherently wrong with it, but what they're advertising doesn't allign with what they're actually selling.
It's dishonest and it's bullshit.

Thats fucking it. If you have ANY pride left in you as a white man, you WILL sell out right now and go back to FIAT. We can not stand for this, we cannot allow this. We must kill the Market by refusing to partake in this multicult. For our children's sake.

>>8243169
fuck coinbase piece of shit leftist exchange

>>8243427
lol

>>8243427
she looks kinda stoned

shes cute as fuck

>>8243436
You are under 21

>>8243593
Change your name to Abdullah Harim Rapegang Ibn.

>>8243962
> "haha society is so bad lets all stop taking part and die off goy-i mean fellow whites"

>>8244561
>defending sjw job culture
Fucking kys you slimey piece of division agen

>>8244616
You defend it by not competing or trying to change it. Well done if you bow out of crypto and digital currencies. It's just as brave as conceding white countries to arabs.

>>8243762
this x10000000

>>8243169
Are they hiring?

>>8244640
Yes, cut off the body of the snake (they) is bad. Silly goys. They make money on OUR risks. Kill the business kill their income. But you knew that didn't you, you rat fucking mole agent of them. Be afraid. We are coming for every traitor soon.

>>8243169
Is coinbase the normie way of acquiring internet money?

>>8244713
You're a total idiot.

>>8243436
Theres nothing wrong, this board is full of /pol/tards

>>8244700
Only if you are a minority

>>8244772
If there's nothing notable about it why do you say it would concern /pol/?

>>8244784
Well i am white, so yes i guess

>>8243169
Wow what a nice 56% workplace, so inspiring and beautiful.

>>8243169
this was a good video, anyone who finds issue with it should probably just kill themselves

>>8243169
>women in crypto

>>8243169
so many women
thats why they are so fucked up right now

kikebase:

chinks
pajeets
niggers

>>8243714

>>8243245
Smartest is definitely 1:07

>>8243169
After being a freelancer (to be read NEET) I somehow got accepted into a company that looks exactly like this if not worse. I thought it's going to be better since it's a 'tech company' but holy fuck, I think they'll fire me if I don't play ball. How do I fake it and not snap? I don't want to be a crumbs eater again but this is ridiculous. Is anyone else working in a similar extreme left environment?

>>8243169
Nice to see cryptocurrency embracing diversity but its really not enough, more work to be done. They should not be adding anymore coins or features until theyre willing to take diversity in the workplace seriously.

>>8245371
This. They should hold everyone's coins until femcoin reaches parity with bitcoin. The british government can arrest anyone who complains.

too many whites

>>8243169
i would mercilessly hatefuck her into a coma

As someone who doesn’t live in a basement or make a living flipping burgers, I’m confused what everyone thinks is so unusual about this video. What do you think the office of a modern day tech company looks like? It doesn’t seem to get in the way of them making billions of dollars and putting older companies out of business.

>>8245447
> uses PR images as evidence for his claim that the coinbase PR video accurately represents tech
It makes me panic that biz has these specimens posting.

>>8243436
reddit sjw detected

>>8245447
>CyborgJew attempts human contact
>Humans are disgusted but have to play along
Chink on your pic is literally doing Harold face

>>8243169
Man, no wonder they are being sued left and right, they have women in finance and tech. These are literally a man's job. Statistically whites and Asians.

>>8243281
Her hair

>>8245447
> companies are not allowed to hire freely and must meet certain quotas
> government will not give subsidies unless certain criteria are met
> "ha ha when i fix the playing field and dont have to compete under fair conditions my company of lbqtiaamuslim++ heroes wins!"

>>8245479
This specimen makes six figures at a major tech company and works with many women and non-whites. Everyone has to pass the same technical interviews, everyone gets along just fine, we’re all getting rich. Who gives a fuck? So many fucking whiners, get over it.

>>8244561
I plan on becoming a rich misogynist and basically being invincible because no boycott will be able to silence me. I'll run pol approved ads attacking single mother hood across any media area that will take my money.

Hell, I'll pay to put Pastor Anderson's sermons on TV.

>>8245575
hahahaha cope harder you loser

>>8245010
Bitch looks like Ellen Pao.

>>8245479
>>8245566
>>8245594
Not that guy but you're clearly the one coping here

>>8243265
This.

10m as the userbase of the most normie exchange in the world really means we're still early

>>8243281
She gives me jungle fever.

COINBASE YOUR FEES ARE KILLING MY GAINS

>>8245622
Not that guy but you're clearly that same guy.

>>8243265
Kek
They all left
We are the bag holders anon

Sjwbase

Can't wait til gemini supports my country.

Zero autism
Thanks just sold 100k

rip cryp

for the neets out there this is pretty standard fare at a glossy big money tech company - it's just coinbase signalling that you'd better bring lots of corporate lube to the interview

It's honestly pretty low on the scale of sjw dystopias - the women actually don't look completely deranged. If you don't believe me congrats you're far enough away from a major western city

>>8246102
>the women actually don't look completely deranged.
all women are deranged

this type of shit need to be stop

>>8243169
Isn‘t that that asian girl from linus tech tips?

>>8243169
>I feel like I learn something new every single day
Exactly what you want to hear from the people managing your assets.
>incredible culture
Who gives a shit. Who wrote that.

>>8243169
They look like castrated remote-controlled cucks (The guys). I work/ed in tech but always on my own since graduating and thank god i made it alone, corporate culture looks like dread.

>>8243714
It's really sad m8
I've seen people with zero technical knowledge criticize decorated, tenured professors on account of their being female

Where can burgers buy crypto for usd as easily as cuckbase? And don't say local bitcoin because I'm fucking neet.

>>8246224
Shapeshift

>>8246163
They all look the same.

>>8243169
>only women and pajeets work for Coinbase.
this explains a lot

>>8243427
can anybody shoop her green? she needs the treatment

>>8243169
so a bunch of dudes start the company, work a billion hours to get it functional, and then the women get hired when they are on easy street. doesnt this shit happen at every start up? were any of those women in the clip founders of the company?

>normies want me to do what again?

>>8246421
This is what happens to any company in California.

A new Silicon Valley needs to be started, in the deep south where no one will pander to Thots. Chattanooga has Fiber Opticd now, could be a good starting point.

>>8246421
You already know the answer, anon.

Women are only brought in to "support" non critical roles where their only distinguishable contributions are being agreeable and having an upbeat spirit while they take 2 hour lunches with company sponsored wine while the coders continue to do the necessary grunt work to keep the company coasting on easy street.

However, they pay dividends in videos like this - because for better or worse we live in a society that seems to value this highly. Not only does this increase a positive public perception of the company, but also the CEO which is a small price to pay for a good press ego boost.

>essentially women are props to use for the furthering of a company's agenda.

>>8243427
>>8243427
I would do a pepe edit but I think all that needs to be done is a color swap on her skin

>>8243169
GAYBASE
Man, sometimes I feel bad about being a NEET and trying to forge an independent career, then I watch shit like this and remember how absolutely clownish the wageslaving world is.

>>8243245
Kek, do you think anyone beside the CEO has an important role in this video? Pretty sure 95% of their engineers are white and asian men, the video is just virtue signaling.
They showed you the 2 or 3 female engineers.

All of you hate women anonymously online because at the end of the day you can't accept the fact that we're smarter than you

>>8243169

Man, I really hate gooks.

>>8246650
cmon, at least put in some effort when you're gonna dangle that beach worm in front of me

>>8245447

non productive women constantly disrupting the actual work of white and asian men

>>8243169

Women exist to breed. This chink, on the other hand, deserve the gas fields.

>>8246102

i live in miami and gave never seen an sjw in real life. guys share porno in the office and the women just laugh

how will normiebase survive when nearly very large american bank is refusing to touch crypto?

>>8246731

I haven't used crypto in months. I'm so tired of hearing about crypto.

>>8245010

>>8246670
That's why I'm making 60k a year in IT while you're stuck unemployed in your mom's basement bullying women online every chance you get just because you must blame others instead of accepting responsibility for the failures in your life
Grow up

>>8243169
what a qtpie

>>8246777
Holy fuk. So ugly

The enemy of true decentralized crypto
Can't wait till cuckbase dies.

>>8243169
After the SUPRISE BCH drop it's obvious Coinbase is very shady to say the least.

>>8246792
this isn't r9k sweetie. people here have money

disgusting

>>8246522
Stop calling engineers "coders" for starters.

>>8246884

found the mad core cuck

>>8243281
she is in charge of double/triple charging customers and blaming it on visa

Wow, this thread is cancer. Lots of people judging based on superficial characteristics rather than knowledge or ability. When did 4chan become normie central?

>>8243427
>>8246392
>>8246534
I've created a monster

>>8245659
Yes it was the most popular app of the week in december. We are clearly the early adopters.

>>8246792
it just gets worse and worse

>>8243281

Bitconnect on Coinbase confirmed

>>8247181

Damn

>>8246650

YLYL on /biz/?

>Holy shit, the state of USA

fucking mutt pit, sad!

>>8246792
>>8246650
WAGIE WAGIE WASTES HER TIME
WRITING CODE FOR JUST A DIME
HARDER HARDER YES GOOD GOY
USED THEN THROWN OUT LIKE A TOY

>>8243201
So much this

Every last one of these people is probably smarter than everyone posting ITT

>>8246240
Thanks friend

>>8243345
I still got my NGR in my waves wallet, that was good times.

>>8243169
Videos like this are just PR.
As an employee working with them will be nothing like that

>>8243436
Stfu faggot. Go back to pleddit.

>High tech company presentation.
>Not one neckbeard.
Hm.

>>8243345
>>8248256

>>8248646
>San Francisco
>neckbeards

>>8243169

All chinks deserve to be deported.

>tons of women
>like two white people
>no Pajeets

LMAO WHITE PEOPLE BTFO

when shit hits the fan, they can take the easy way out and blame it on the females lol ween!

Jesus they're hiring a ton of people. I might actually apply for a few of these...

Got to live 4chan basement kiddies getting mad at a recruitment video

>what is PR

>what is marketing


dumb faggots neck yourselves

>>8247077
Don't own BTC, but it was ridiculous and it's typical that a crooked cashie would approve of these shady market manipulation tactics.

>>8243169
And that's why I signed up with Gemini because they don't have women.

>>8245566
lolwut. as someone hiring in tech, i've never had a lick of affirmative action. 95% of companies are desperate to hire anyone as long as they're not idiots or assholes.

too bad most people are both :D

>>8243169
Only major benefit at working at Coinbase is insider trading knowledge for when coins get listed.

Too bad it looks like they're investigating that now, and maybe some people will get arrested.

AFTER WATCHING THIS I CLOSED MY ACCOUNT

Any idea what the total comp is for dev there? Better be at least 300k

>>8249060
Looks fairly low for SF actually. $157k for a mid-range dev. Salary is good, but equity is atrociously low.

>>8249102
Oh forgot to add source: https://www.paysa.com/salaries/coinbase--software-engineer

They didn't show a single biz analyst or meme designer

>>8243762
lol

>>8243169
Jesus fuck that are some strained and forced grinns.

Coinbase is kill? Abandon the platform?

>>8245351
LARP

>>8247025
This is the most offensive thing in the video, by far.

>>8247181
give her shrek ears

>>8243169
>ycombinator/sequoia capital

>Altman grew up in St. Louis, Missouri, his mother was a dermatologist. He received his first computer at the age of 8,[5] He was raised Jewish and is gay.[6] He attended John Burroughs School for high school and studied computer science at Stanford University until dropping out in 2005.[7] While studying at Stanford, he worked in the AI Lab[8]. In 2017 he received an honorary degree from the University of Waterloo.[9]

>>8243762
Imagine

>slomo
>low depth of field
>INSERT we see orange crumbs falling in the foreground, as the blurred background hints at posters on a basement wall
>CLOSEUP on an overweight, zitty neckbeard lit only by his monitor
>CUT to talking head of same NEET stammering about the white race and memes
>suddenly, producer steps on the poopsock NEET forgot was lying there
>sound guy vomits
>camera crew gives up on interview, emerges from basement shaken
>(((they))) were behind it all along

>>8243169
>15 seconds in
>working at coinbase, we're in a whole new industry, this industry is yet to be defined while working with new things that happen every day that we can't predict

Gee, that sure sounds like a solid career! Very assuring with great job insurance I'm sure we'll continue to remain for at least the next decade never mind the competitors with zero fees that are starting to emerge right under our noses!