/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8221740
Post pic of steak with timestamp

>>8221740
nice larp

>>8221740
At least you gave a decently short deadline

>>8221740
isn't bitcoin decaying like shit since yesterday because of a hack or something? don't think that's a good idea mate

>>8221740
Why do people actually bother typing shit like this?

ALL IN

DO IT NOW FAGGOT

DON'T WAIT

EVERYBODY SELL IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET BURNED.

DONT LISTEN TO THIS LARP.

HODL IS JUST A MEME AND ITS DAMAGING YOU.

DONT SAY I DIDNT TELL YOU

>>8221823
I believe in bitcoin, you should too. You use this as a get rich quick scheme not thinking of the larger implications. I want to know that I helped fund a financial revolution. Also, been waiting for a dip since 6k to buy in (funds had not cleared yet), and it looks like we're going up. I want to get in now.

>>8221829
You have until 1 AM. This is my gift to you.

>bitcoin
>future
yes high fees and slow transactions sure sound futuristic

>>8221828
(You)s and attention.

Go back to Instagram and Snapchat faggot OP

>>8221823
>isn't bitcoin decaying like shit since yesterday because of a hack or something?
No, its going down because of FUD.

>>8221891
Like it or not, all of crypto currently revolves around BitCoin. By pumping bitcoin and sending a huge buy signal to other whales, I hope to send ripples throughout the alt-coin community, helping them out too. I don't believe necessarily that we'll all be using bitcoin to buy things in the future. We WILL be using some form of a digital currency though. The more I can bring this knowledge to light to the masses the better.

>>8221740
>All discounters will be prosecuted!

>>8221925
kys faggot

>>8221871
don't think I'm coming back to it ever, I haven't even made back any money and the losses just keep happening, fuck this shitty system, >>8221923
huh, that's no unprecedented but such a heavy drop seems unlikely due to FUD

>>8221964
You will come back to it when crypto overtakes fiat. You don't really have a choice in the matter. Your only choice is to get in now at the ground floor or get in later. Best of luck to you whatever you decide.

>>8221925
i believe op, take care dude!

>>8221740
If not a Larp OP you should immediately start the flipining of ETH instead. Help me and Skelly Money out.

>>8221999
thanks dude, I'll be sure to keep watch on prices and see if I give it another chance, but at the moment I feel so defeated

>>8221999
Trips of derp cat!!

It's getting close, I can't even eat I'm so excited. This is the first time I've felt this way in my life. I really hope I can make a difference in your lives. I won't give handouts so don't spam your wallets, I want you to believe in crypto with me and you have 1.5 more hours to make up your minds.

>>8221740
>market buy
Dude just set a buy order slightly above market price and let arbitrage take care of the rest. Otherwise you'll be paying 12k per bitcoin while it's 10k per bitcoin every where else.

big if huge

> Dude just set a buy order slightly above market price and let arbitrage take care of the rest. Otherwise you'll be paying 12k per bitcoin while it's 10k per bitcoin every where else.

+1

>>8221999
God Speed Anon KEK wills it.

>>8222046
Please deliver us from this hell

>>8222022
I'm pretty sure my buy will place bitcoin instantly at close to $12k on GDAX, according to the sell walls at least. It may bounce around (I don't know I'm not good with markets), but I'm pretty sure everyone will FOMO in. I like ETH but it's gotta be grandpa coin, everything else will flow after.

>>8222029
I know how you feel. Getting my windfall made all of my friends treat me differently and I've had no one to spend time with except this board (and a few select online friends who don't know). I hope I can make it a little better.

Thanks op your a cool dude

What's the point of this larp?

>grandfather
>oil tycoon
>2018

>>8222047
>>8222064
That would probably be the best thing to do, but then whales and chinks would be pushing it up. I WANT to be the one to start the run. I have that power and by god do I want to realize it. I want you to see the largest green candle of your life. I'll take slightly more expensive bitcoin (it's going to $100k eventually, I really believe this) if it means I can spread some hope to your faces.

>>8222129
I'm down to wait see what happens otherwise OP will get bricked.

>>8222149
If you do your research you should be able to find out who he was. He passed a little over a year ago. I miss him dearly.

>>8222176
godspeed anon

>>8221740
Show a screenshot of your gdax account balance for proof. Otherwise this is the most pointless larp of all time

>>8222176
We should play a game where the winner who guesses the correct identity gets BTC, you know, to honor the man... I'm going with David Rockefeller, Aubrey McClendon of Chesapeake Energy or Abu Sayyaf of the Islamic State. If you tell me I won, I'll post my BTC address.

Either way, good luck OP.

>8222222

>>8222228
So you can shout "INSPECT ELEMENT"?

Either you believe with me or you don't believe.

>>8222251
Hah, pick one of those and I'll let you know if you got it right. If so, maybe I'll throw something your way.

>>8221740
>being actually this desperate
Why didn't I cash out when I had the chance?
Why did I have to be that greedy?

>>8222272
McClendon

sick larp but ill stay

>>8222272
>David Rockefeller

>>8222272
its aubrey
heckuva bussinessman...

>>8222259
I got it Rockefeller because the Getty family would be far off. The time lines are flowing properly anon.

>>8222272
David Rockefeller. McClendon was close to $3 billion at his peak, but was closer to $500m at the time of his death.

Here's my BTC address: 3PBDfeDvbJr8r5zEvhpRJHPRDBCmnvY9KF

Would be grateful for anything (if correct obviously).

Godspeed, OP.

>>8222299
>Aubrey McClendon
Winrar

>>8222324
He hid some of it.

I bet Aubrey

>>8222290
Also a winrar.

>>8222043
Lmfao what the FUCK is this picture

>>8221953
>>8222176

Getty, space cowboy

>>8222353
welcome to the internet

>>8222339
Damn op won the genetic lotto
1PLzXraT9eMBV4r4vXSNEGABexfiEEamHg

if this is real ill eat my dick

>>8222369
if you get 1 btc sent to you I'm longing btc with 100x

>>8222339
Nice, estate planning is important. Offshoring even more so.

Just after posting, I realized David R. inherited the oil & gas fortune, but made his portion of it primarily through banking.

Sorry to hear about your grandfather. He was well respected within the industry. Plus, car accidents are always tough (my uncle went in one).

>>8222349
If you are feeling oh so generous
1128So7aP4TpbPoinkSGnkUdtrNoNtiUWA

>>8222096
You'll need to make it go above 12k to make this happen. 12k previosly the huge support now is the huge resistance.
If BTC goes 100k too fast - it is over. Everyone will sell.

>>8222339
Well if we're not larping I should get something in the next little bit then? I used to work in O and G that's why I know about Aubrey..

16hGSqFgTQAALx9zACigSQU5QYFiCBDEjX

lol @ all the beggars crawling out of their holes

stop being begging faggots jesus christ

>>8222397
not begging faggot, I got the question right.

I don't want any btc op
it's yours
but please save us
pump it to 12k
you're our only hope now

>>8221925
The more you support BTC, the longer cryptocurrencies as a whole will be held back by its shortcomings and the more the whole thing will look like a scam to the masses.

If you care about the technology and its potential applications, then accelerate the process, don't retard it.

The desperation and hope some people have. People posting their wallets as if some billionaire is on this chat just ready to dole out free crypto lol.

>>8221740
OP is pic related and his grandpa must have been some Russian oligarch. SMIN DO IT DO IT FOR US AAAAAAAAAAA

>>8222410
wow

>>8222353
>when you see it you’ll shit brix

guys stop begging
only the winners get btc
don't put off OP

>>8222176
Satya Pal Wahi?

>>8222349
Please send me some BTC. My life has been in the shitter lately, and getting any kind of help right now would make my world. Thank you, sir.

18kapQwMqEFmb2RqSotYg1t6R2LkdguR1T

The calm before the storm of /biz/

Gdax/Coinbase require special documentation when depositing over 1mm in fiat. Can you please tell me the documentation name and the account manager you were assigned to?

There are only two high net managers and I know the name of both. Cough it up.

>>8222384
fuck all these beggars, mods ban them plx.

>>8222434
reported

>>8221740
If OP isn't full of shit, then he's going to be my hero. Regardless, we will make it blokes.

>>8222415
Let him retard it for sec Norman will follow. Hopefully he purchases in batches if not a larp. wew

>>8221740
OP, if you go through with this, you are a true legend. The new sminem. The hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
Hope it brings ya some joy homie.

>>8222022
Eth is the fucking reason for this bullshit crash. Take the market cap away from tokens and put into coins and we would all be much more wealthy.

Fkn decentralized app, FFS open your eyes biz

What caused the crash? 11.5k to 8.5k.

What happened???

Chance to be the king of /biz or just another larp.

I feel like he wouldn’t have revealed his grandfather even through guessing but I dunno

Gdax/Coinbase require special documentation when depositing over 1mm in fiat. Can you please tell me the documentation name and the account manager you were assigned to?

There are only two high net managers and I know the name of both. Cough it up.

>>8222440
that would require this to be real

I answered the question tho
>Not even beggin'

>>8222458
>The new sminem
>Implying he isnt the ACTUAL sminem

>>8222176

Aubrey? Google wasn't kind.. I'm also grateful for anything anon

1JWoeCeWyYmgYqHZHX6xUeAseMMVSKPJD2

All these poor fags are going to stare at gdax for hours instead of sleeping now. FUCK, me too

>mfw OP doesn't deliver

>>8222489
Us three

your grandpa is 56 and you've been lurking for 12 years?

>>8222349
>>8222339
Witnessed. If you’re not larping I will tell my grandchildren of this day. The whale who stood alone and turned the tide.

OP if you actually do this, we don't deserve you
pls no larp

>>8222503

this. LARP desu

Please... I'm a poor student....

14LLk8BFHNcHvGj3A381nVSwFPKvyRncw1

OP. Just do it now. No need to wait. People gotta sleep and I want to witness this historical event. Doooo eeet!

Fucking beggars. Jesus he asked you not to do that very clearly.

10 minutes?

>>8222529
>>8222434
kys pajeets
reported

>>8221740

William Upton McClendon, the youngest of Aubrey and Katie’s children, just graduated from Duke University in 2015. He followed in his siblings’ and parents’ footsteps by joining the prestigious university. According to his Facebook, he lives in Durham, North Carolina. In 2014, he participated in the UNITE Arrive Alive Tour that encourages college students not to drink and drive. He said the demo was pretty scary, even if it was only a computer simulation. McClendon is encouraging on social media. When he used Twitter, he sometimes posted encouraging messages like: “Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path … and leave a trail.”

So uh... anyone buy based on OP’s claim?

>>8221740
ur a shit

>>8221740
Retard here. Will this send the price of Bitcoin up or down?

>>8222503

yea.. his kid JUST grad from DUKE.. LARRRRPPPPPPP

>>8222558
https://blockexplorer.com/address/1PLzXraT9eMBV4r4vXSNEGABexfiEEamHg
https://blockexplorer.com/address/1128So7aP4TpbPoinkSGnkUdtrNoNtiUWA
I've been watching these addresses like a hawk to find a trail but so far nothing
starting to lose faith..

>>8222569
Hell no waiting for Green Dildos the size of Tyrone.

>>8222573
oh wow

>>8222339
McClendon didn’t have any grandkids...

>>8222573
the state of biz

beggars pajjeets and brainlets

In exactly 1 hour and 51 minutes from OPs post, we will be market selling 500 million worth of bitcoin. Sminem has been warned. Now you have been warned. Get out while you still can.

Keep falling for pajeet larpers
> Never change /biz/

>>8222624
honestly just sad how desperate this place has gotten

>>8222644
This bear hasn't been kind to us sirs

wew such a stale larp
depressing how people are eating this utter shit just because the market is down

>>8222612
LARP. Why get these poor people's hopes up

>>8222644
we're broken people now

In exactly about 15 to 20 minutes from now I'm going to need to piss the water I drank about exactly an hour ago

Fuck it, I'll put a 5x long market buy at 12:55 if he can deliver on the reward.

>>8221740
OP, are you still with us or the steak get you?

>>8222661
>>8222671
I'm broken as well lads, but gotta stay realistic

>>8222678
Timestamp pic or you can fuck off

Fucking LARPs

>>8221740
I doubt it's true, but I'll love you forever if you do it.

>>8222678
make sure to put the toilet seat down mandy

>>8222689
48 MINUTES
until OPs whale group dumps hard after an hour of setting up shorts

>>8221740
Sorry to hear about your loss. May your crypto gains multiply your fortune.

>>8222695
why does he have to kick us when we're down?
it hurts how much money I lost :(

>>8222339
McClendon has 3 grand kids none of which are over the age of 12. Nice try. :)

>>8221740
I've bought Kobayashi's bags
I will dump on your puny pump

>>8222766
Proof that OP is full of shit. I'm in this picture. I met Mr. McClendon years ago.

>>8221740
Answer this >>8222473

I would love to see you single-handedly lift bitcoin out of the claws of the manipulators. I believe in crypto too even with small bags of stuff like icon that was bleeding even before the fud.

You will give hope to many people.

Here is my sob story, believe it or not, it's fine. My mom has had dementia for a while, a gradual decline, but some gut wrenching moments. She got diagnosed with cancer, my bro took her to the doctor and she asked 3 times on the drive home if she had cancer. She's declining more rapidly and we're going to have to move her to a different place, she's too advanced for the assisted living facility anymore. All the siblings are chipping in, but I'm a wage cuck and even 250 per month is breaking me. This week was literally the first time she didn't know who I was and I was the favorite of all the siblings. It's like a knife in the heart. I would joke and say pleas sir my famalie but this is true. I hope no anon has to see a parent fade like this. Thanks, I hope you're real.

18zSMGt1Y3SvzPUmm77uyaZ3NjpGNheENh

>>8222859
man show some dignity begging from some roleplayer on the internet

>>8222473
He is full of shit. See:

>>8222766

and

>>8222837

Have any of these faggots ever not been a larp? No? Then don't be so desperate

>>8222903
also no transactions on the addresses that won

If you do this, there will be no measure for my gratitude

Also no replies. He realized he goofed. His pnd group probably hates him now

>>8222963
This is a pajeet shill. They get some cents everytime someone replies. I reported the thread for begars but I guess the mods are sleep.

>>8222988
what is he shilling?

>>8223007
LOGIC

>>8223007
KNOWLEDGE

>>8223007
> Being this retarded
What is he asking you to buy? with the empty promise of a massive pump

>>8223051
lol no one will buy btc just because of this post or go leveraged long

>>8223007
Might be /g/ kicking us when we’re down

dunno if OP is for real, but 8500 does look like good support for a bit

After ya buy the btc, buy up some Link OP thx

20mins OP, where you at?

We have 19 mins for OP to deliver

>>8223109
>an animeposter has 56 million dollars

>>8222411
This. Fuck the beggars, crypto just needs true believers that are big holders.

Also buy and hold Chainlink, OP, you won't regret it!

>>8223145
your post is art

I really think OP is lying...But I hope to God he isn't...please...I sacrificed an opportunity to make 350k in less than a month for this bullshit crypto...and now i'm down from 100k to 50k...I need a break in life please God give me back my 350k.

>>8222730
here we goooo

PLEASE FUCKING DO IT OP...I HOPE THIS ISN'T LARP....I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW

KEK
OP gonna dump so hard on already poor anons

5 mins exactly for 56 million hearts to break.

>>8223287
IT'S DUMPING WTF

They bought?

>>8223246
How were you going to make $350k in a month? Smuggling drugs? Stealing organs?

>>8223314
MY FUCKING IDIOTIC ASS LEFT A PENNY STOCK THAT MOONED 20X FOR CRYPTOOOOO...and I held onto that fucking stock for 2 years to get KEKED IN TEH END

>>8223287
Why would anyone be dumb enough to think that larping on 4chan at 2am could actually move the market

The mad man’s doing it we’re saved!

You have 3 minutes. >>8221740

>>8223308
Hurry OP, before they kill it!

This you OP?

>>8223327
Because dumb people like you assume its 2Am for everyone here

HERE. WE. GO.

>>8223327
its 4 am dumb ass

>>8222418
when did smeinim get fat

HOLY SHIT HAPPENING.

>>8223326
Oh you again! This is the fourth or fifth time I've seen your post. Hurts, huh? Well its only money, and you can always make more. That wasn't your one shot in life, even if it was a pretty good shot. You are still doing better than 99% of the planet at least.

crickets

I had hope...

>>8221740
my dad works at bitcorn he says you're lying

>>8223351
Because there are just so many Australians and new Zealanders on 4chan. Fucking retard. The entire Western world is asleep

>>8223355
It's 8PM dumb arse.

>It starts in batches pajeets.

he is actually fucking doing it....

>>8223387
no its not dump ass

Like usual Op never delivers...see ya later guys i'm going to sleep...I seriosuly want to kill myself

>>8221740
why op you were our only hope

Here just in time, assuming nothing happened

>>8223391
If by it you mean a fat grogan, then possibly.

>>8223373
I guess man...but with no skills and school debt...i'm literally going insane here

Got me out of bed OP, thanks. At least I have time to buy the dip.

>tfw when OP deliver
Oh my fuuuuuuuuck yaaa let's go!

>>8223374
And a little green baby dick.

>>8223402
coincidentally someone bought about 5 btc at 1 am.

>>8223402
OP dumped kek

>>8223395
If you believed OP you might want to kill yourself indeed

literally nothing happened dumb pajeets

>>8223422
newfag here, how do I interpret this chart

OP has to set up etc. Get ready. Happens any minute now.

>>8223434

big ol dump

he is doing it lmao

>>8223431
shit like this is why I hate dot heads

>>8223448
Holy shit, dick is hard right now...

>>8223448
>1m chart

>>8223410
I got college loans I've been struggling with too, and I'm working a job completely unrelated to my major which doesn't pay that great. You just gotta keep pushing on, better yourself where you can, and don't hold on to what could have been. Shit, if you had mined bitcoin in 2009 you would have been set too! But hindsight is 20/20 so fuck it, it's gone.

Fuck op fking larp

>>8223420
Typical 4chan...

Ishyddt

>tfw OP is a lying faggot and it dropped instead

Back down again

Thanks for that dump OP

here we go again

If OP was buying, he's getting in cheap now.

>>8223519
KEK this turned out to be 10/10 bait.

>>8221740
I have seen China ban it a 4 time.
I have seen it bogged a quadrotrillion quantum time
I have seen it Goxed twice
I will see it 100k EOY

>>8223556
I hope you are right, dear leader.

holy fucking shit you guys are worse than leddit. If you believed OP you might off yourself

Fuck you OP.

He didn't do it but who gives a shit about Bitcoin anyway?
If I had as much money to play with I would buy ETH and trigger the flippening. You would instantly enter in the legend, creating the biggest fomo in history!

>>8223375
>thinking whales are posters who unironically watch cartoons

>>8223399
He must be having a good old laugh right about now.

This thread is /biz/ core. False promises and wishful thinking manifested.

Fucking LARP fags are getting more and more annoying.
24/7 spam on /biz/ from these creatures

>>8224100
>linkies
>pajeets
>namefags
the absolute state of /biz/