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>"well son, I hope this serves as a lesson to you and your internet friends; there are no shortcuts in life! Your mother and I warned you about that Ponzi scheme, afterall.

>> No.8220424

>>8220367
NO FUCK YOU. YOU NEVER BELIEVE ME EVEN WHEN I'M RIGHT AND I'M RIGHT ABOUT THIS TOO JUST YOU WAIT.

>> No.8220442

Oh yea I know mom and dad :) I took your lessons on managing investments wisely to heart and sold before the crash!

>> No.8220552

i wil stab u in the troat

>> No.8220597
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>>8220424
>"He just won't listen to us. What gives? Hasn't he heard that if something seems too good to be true, probably isn't?"

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>>8220367
Ultra-FUD is the historic driver of innovation, competence, and success.
When I am rich, I will personally buy my father his dream car, my mother her ranch.

The levels of FUD against crypto by those who do not look beyond >wuh bytecash

Follow the Ultra-FUD

>> No.8220652

>>8220367
isn't retirement a ponzi?

>> No.8220670

>>8220367
can we still have tendy night every Wednesday mom? I mean not the restaurant ones but the 40lb wal mart frozen tendies?

>> No.8220678

>>8220597
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU NEVER DID. THIS IS THE FUTURE. I DONT CARE IF YOU BELIEVE ME OR NOT. I'LL SHOW YOU BOTH ONE DAY

>> No.8220795

>>8220367
They wouldn't be smiling like that. There would be a sad smile on his face, a wistful what-might-have-been sort of smile. A smile that says, despite him not getting a blue collar factory job like I did at 18 and working hard, deep down, I suppose my kid is... well, at least I don't think he's all that gay. She'd be smiling like yes Reginald, you tell our boy how you've got a magic financial crystal ball, bet it didn't show you that I've sucked more dick since we've been married than you've had hot meals, and none of them were yours.

>> No.8221367

This post made my year

>> No.8221860

I want to kill dad and make mummy my sex slave. Drink her milkies and suck farts out of that puckered milf butthole

>> No.8221899

>>8221860
Thanks for the frightening look into a homosexual mind

>> No.8221942

>>8221860
You going to stab out your eyes too?

>> No.8221974

Odd, you weren't saying that when I was paying off your mortgage with my crypto gains.