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Madeira, its a small Portuguese island in the Atlantic. 1st world, safe, fun, beautiful, cheap, fast internet, great food, perfect climate, beautiful women.

Tax privileged economic area that offer incentives- free trade, no import tax, citizenship, offshore banking financial center, no crypto tax.

>>8169899
Anywhere in rural America?

>>8169899
Thailand.
Bangkok if you're into city life. Chiang Mai if you like trees. Phuket and a hundred other places if you like the ocean. Pattaya if you like ladyboys.

>>8170376
redpill me on madeira

>>8169899
just fly around and stay where you like faggot

will do after this year

>>8170376
How's it compare to the Azores? Also, what about those Canarias? Too big?

>>8169899
>running away from a fight
pretty gay desu senpai

>>8170376
it looks comfy as fuck on google maps

do you live there?

>>8170482

Azores are full of old people on vacation. Beautiful but expensive, isolated, no nightlife.

Canarys are cool, especially Tenerife but its too much of a party destination and expensive. Full of Spaniards, too much like Ibiza.

Madeira is perfect for me. If you ever make in crypto check it out, its heaven on earth. Cheap, gorgeous, and they even like americans.

>>8170680
Thanks, breh.

>>8170643

Yeah, I traveled for a year and went just about everywhere, central america, south america, nordic countries, europe, south east asia. I went to the Carary islands and they told me to check out Madeira. As soon as I got here I knew this was it, pure paradise

>>8170376
>Tax privileged economic area that offer incentives- free trade, no import tax, citizenship, offshore banking financial center, no crypto tax.

that sounds like heaven

>>8170885

After some quick googling it appears they may even permit you to own fully automatic rifles for target shooting

>>8170759
Madeira seems nice. I went to a few of the Canary Islands. Nice, but felt like too much of a tourist destination. I didn't make it to La Palma which looked the most interesting to me. I like lots of green, mountains.

If I make it in crypto I would seriously move to Portugal (will marry my Italian bf to get an EU passport).

Does it feel isolated / disconnected from Europe there? I would like to travel to Italy and some other places in Europe pretty regularly.

>>8171016
Yes thats true fully automatic machine guns are legal here but Ive never seen/heard them. There are large estates and winerys up in the hills where they probably have them

>>8171036
tits or gtfo

>>8171099

i can not find any full autos for sale online but i don't speak portugese. would you mind trying to find some and linking them? just interested to see, it's pretty unusual

>>8171036

It quite touristy in the main city Funchal. And there are huge cruise ships that dump tourists there and they wander like zombies. But once you leave the main port and city of funchal its very nice and authentic.

>>8171132
You have to go through the dealer shops and licensing process. I dont know much about it but have heard people mention its possible. I think its more just toys for the rich, its very safe and not much gun culture here

Madeira is fucking tiny and has a retarded govt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bft-O6_0Os

>>8171172
Thanks! Do you know a good site for checking out land / houses for sale?

>>8171238

That from like 15 years ago, its not like that anymore. There is some friction between residents and developers of resorts/condos etc but most of that situation was resolved a decade ago. The infrastructure is amazing here and some people dont like development/progress. I surf at least once a week, their are tons of great breaks here

>>8171244

When I first got here I just found a nice little villa on AirBNB for like $35 a night. Stayed there for a couple weeks and explored the villages and eventually found another house rental with a view and pool through some people I met.

>>8171447
Yeah, that will be the best thing to do. I'll have a look around online. Do you know if the hospitals / health services are decent?

>>8171534
Ive only been to the hospital once when I got cut up on coral surfing, it was modern, clean, cheap. This is one of the most wealthy places in Portugal so its all EU standards.

>>8171378
That is good to hear, and as I was posting that I realized how old it was. Pissed me off at the time, I am glad they arent like that anymore.

>>8170885
It really is quite nice.

All drugs are legal, high quality, and plentiful. Dealers are super nice and professional. It really feels like living in a utopia sometimes. I dont know how this place is such a secret.

>>8170376
Also their fortified wine that takes their namesake is the best.

Look at Albania. The people are friendly, the food is incredible, everything is cheap (middle class lives well off 4-600 a month), and it's quickly catching up to the rest of Europe... while the rest of Europe declines...

Look at Durres, Tirana, or some of the southern beach cities like Him are.

>>8169899
uraguay. im going to retire there. apparently you only need either 4k or 40k in a bank account to become a citizen, i forget which. 85% are ethnically european - mostly italian, spanish and english

>>8171891
In Madeira? Fuck you might have sold me

>>8171891
How easily can you get by without knowing Portuguese?

>>8172215
Just fine, everyone under 60 years old speaks great english. When I first got here I only knew like 10 words in portuguese.

>>8169899

Sweden or Norway.

>>8172330
Definitely on my list of places to go if/when I make it

For those of you moving overseas, how do you plan on gaining citizenship?

>>8169899

Hell

Enjoy it with the rest of your kind poltard

>>8172600
I was originally born in Poland so I have dual citizenship. Got lucky.

>>8172649
mental illness

>>8170409
>record high levels of HIV with unique strain (e) that targets heteros and is 50x more contagious
>crime
>can't own apartment

>>8172330
Are you American? How did you obtain citizenship or dual residency? Are you young and retired via crypto? Do you do anything for work? How old are you?

I just researched this island it I'm extremely interested. Give me something to daydream about as I wait for my stack to get to 7+ figures and figure out how to keep Uncle Sam's hands off of it

>>8169899
Georgia (the country not state) rates 5th for business freedom by heritage foundation, no tax on foreign earnings, cheap housing.

Also Estonia and Costa Rica.

who /four/ passports here?

>>8169899
Spain.

Barcelona is GOAT.

>>8173407
>Georgia
>full of rednecks and nignogs
>Urban areas have ridiculous crime
>hot jungle chimp weather 10 months of the year

Cebu Philippines.

Right near Manila, without the shit.
Beautiful women that you can fuck and chuck or even marry.

Hub for Asia. Tokyo 4 hours away routine flights for $120 each way. Thailand same, Vietnam same, Cambodia, same.

Why Cebu?

Filipinos are nice and a bit dumb. Easy to manipulate. Easy to see if they’re greedy or such.

But best of all, English.

Philippines also is the center of
Money laundering in Asia. It’s funny how it’s done. HSBC and Citibank actively promote it.

There is a healthy crypto market as well, I’m there installing a few BTM and also in Tokyo.

More in a Manila though.

All the ther countries seem nice but the English barrier is bad.

Low on skills? A semester in. Philippines university is $100-250. You can make a few good friends, pay their way and have a friend for life “oh anon you helped me out of poverty” etc.

Doing out. $5 for a good place. 2-3$ street food.
Internet, fiber optic. It’s getting better. The main telecoms finally ate doing internet peering and there is a new Chinese telecom entering the duopoly..

Average income of a 20s high class pinoy is 25-50k pho - $500-1000, but may may $400-800.

>>8173995
Nigger amount is actually below 1% here and crime rate is one of the lowest on earth. Actual heaven for foreign investors.

t. butthhurt Georgian

>>8173995
>the country not the state
you're fucking autistic, go back to /pol/

>>8174048
You're not scared of being a rich white guy frolicking amongst poverty?

>>8174072
>>8174091
No, you live in the nice areas of course and don’t flaunt your wealth. Not all pjnoys are poor. I’ve lived in Manila, Boracay, Palawan, Cebu, Baguio and davao. I live like a upper middle class in downtown section with an active tinder profile.

When people ask what I do, I work here. I always give a reason why I’m here. I also make friends, not fuck buddies or tinder whores. Sports, hobbies, cryptomeetups and more.

That’s the issue that most Americans face. Proper communicating and not bragging to get robbed. I never experienced crime. Only people trying to rip me off a few dollars but fuck it. I’m not going haggle over 50 cents at the fruit dealer.

I will haggle and bitch with the real estate broker tho. That is a bitch here, Tokyo and China. I fully suggest if you do japan do a share house in Osaka and pick up the language then tokyo.

Tokyo is great but man share houses are cheap too but Osaka people are better.

Back to ph.
It’s full of opportunity. Simple business management skills really absolves many things. I’m getting ready to do some fun stuf because a toy can create identities here easy as pie. Foreigners can’t own lans, but if I’m not a foreigner .

It’s fun stuff anon. I also highly suggest wherever you go to make banker and lawyer friends. They tell you
How it really is.

5k a month southern Italy for sure

>>8170376

But how easy is it possible to get citizenship or at least permanent residence there?

>>8174181
pretty interesting, cheers

>>8169899
>5k/yes including housing

Thats too little. If you could pull it to 10k /yr you could do Czech Republic or if less - Slovakia

>>8169899
South Africa, Cape Town

>>8175155
hehehehe

>>8175162
It's nice here

>>8175189
RIP, I hope you get out of there before the niggers chop you up next year.

>>8174181
Their food is terrible though
And the women are pretty mediocre

>>8171016
>>8171099
>>8171132
>found paradise on earth
>cue retards with their gun '''''culture'''''

>>8175281
I am armed. My brother is also in the guntrade. They can fucking try

>>8172074
You might want to learn how to spell it before moving over little buddy.

>>8175397
you are a faggot
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Baltics

Madeira sounds awesome
But lets talk aboit the real dealbreakers though... does it have nogs sandpeople or other subhumans?

Madeira sounds nice and all, but I've lived in Malta and started feeling trapped on a small island after a few months. It could be because Malta was quite boring too, but I'm avoiding islands for long term living right now.

according to some googling I did Madeira apparently has around 50% tax tho? or am I misunderstanding something?

>>8177086
Came here to say the same thing. Massive tax liability, it seems.

>>8169899
Budapest, Hungary. Just google around. Heaven

can someone tell me how comfy netherlands is?

>>8170680
>even like Americans
It's the greatest prank we ever pulled, making burgers think their welcome while we siphon their cash.

>>8170500
The "fight" was lost 40 years ago in the 1970s.

>>8177777
He wasn't even alive then kek

>>8177777
Fuck.

>>8171036
Are you one of the rare.crypto women?

Czech Republic, DYOR. Low crime, high standard of living, low prices, cheap and beautiful roasties, very high standard of health care (also free for residents), beautiful countryside, fast internet. Literally everything you need is here and yet everyone still thinks we are a complete shithole (and we want to keep it that way).

>>8178743

the healthcare in CZ is absolute shit and also you faggots just raised taxes above a yearly income of 1 million CZK.
I was legit about to move to prague before you cunts fucked it up but its not worth it anymore. also czech women are overrated slovak girls much hotter.

>>8178765
Its not shit, still one of the best on this fucking planet. Taxes are still low and all the slovak girls are in Prague anyway.

>>8172024
Lmao Europe will become Albania

>>8171036
I don't know if it feels disconnected but I suppose it doesn't the infrastructure is still connected good enough for you to travel elsewhere. Portugal is pretty touristic though but its a nice place to live for sure.

>>8178743
then why are you advertising it here, brainlet

>>8174048
A lot of chinks there yet? Moalboal was amazing. Hate all the sex tourists in the Philippines but it's pretty much heaven on earth. I scuba dive so it's great. Food sucks tho

>>8178832

you make it sound kinda good anon, maybe I will reconsider.
Im muslim btw will I be welcome if I move there with my 2 wifes?