/biz/ - Business & Finance

Run from a cop

>>8135585
>gf of 4 years leaving
Because you lost all your money during the crash?

>>8135585
slit ur wrists vertically not sideways.

>>8135585
Nerve gas

Eat soap

>>8135585
Jump from a tall building, that way you get to experience one last adrenaline rush before you die

Browse /pol/

>>8135585
short drop hanging my dude
can use anything as rope substitute, you just want the blood flow to your head to be stopped
if done correctly you'll be in dream land within 10-20 seconds, permanently.

>>8135593
this.. if you survive you will be rich just make sure you get hit, dont die and then sue easy 100x gains

>>8135643
That won't kill but make him dead inside.

>>8135640
Too scary
>>8135671
Sounds painful and very easy to get fucked up if done not right

>>8135978
>Sounds painful and very easy to get fucked up if done not right
literally all you need is a place to hang off that wont snap under your weight, and to use a strong enough material for the rope or just use real rope.

Just don’t use a gun. Don’t add to the statistics of “gun deaths” make some homemade mustard gas that would be a interesting way to go.

>>8135585
>gf of 4 years leaving

but you've already won, anon

Fent overdose

>>8136172
What do you mean

>>8136231
You’re free.

>>8135585

by remaking yourself into not a faggot

>>gf of 4 years leaving
>>gf of 4 years
PEDO!

>>8135585
Tie a neuce around your balls, tie the other end to the ceiling, sit on a tall table, and fall down headfirst. This should break your neck.

>he thinks a roastie leaving you warrants suicide
>he doesn't realize that money doesn't buy you happiness
Stay deluded and stay on this board. The cancer you'll get will kill you and at least you won't be seen as another selfish faggot ruining the lives of the people who love you.

remember, your GF is a stupid cunt

>>8136368

you're right about everything except the selfish part. he should be selfish in trying to become his best possible self. stop worrying about other people. everything else, girls, money, whatever is just icing that comes once he's valuable, but it sure as shit isn't out of being selfless

>>8135585
That's funny I'm leaving my gf of 4 years and I think crypto is alive as fuck.

>>8135585
would a nigger kill himself? are you weaker and dumber than a nigger?

>>8135978
>Too scary

This is why she left you. Face your fears faggot and show her you're a risk taker. Bitches live Chads

>>8135585
Easiest? Pick yourself up, knock off the dust and admit you don't deserve it easy. Go hard. Become hard and then the short term pain will just be weakness leaving the body

>>8136518
Hey man. Why? What happened

>>8135585
>easiest way to kms?
Fasting. You literally don't have to do anything and also people that attempt suicide by fasting often change their minds due to all the endorphins being released making you feel great

>>8135585

pic related

>>8135585
hey anon. don't do it man, i'm on the brighter side of 6 months of a bad swing of depression. Life goes through some pretty bad times for a while but if you just try and figure out how you've fucked up and what you want your life to look like in 5 years you can achieve a lot of shit.

>gf of 4 years is leaving
not every relationship lasts, for whatever reason. the fucking divorce rate in burgerville is like 45% or something fucked up. you'll get over her eventually anon, smoke some bud or some shit if you really need to.

>crypto is dead
you're an idiot, your stinky linkies will go back up eventually

>>8137266
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8136518

thats the spirit anon

>>8136231

Op I’ve been in similar situations as you. In my 28 years, I’ve learned one thing for sure. When things are bad, you’re trapped in this reality that is going to shit and your perception gets even more warped and you slowly build yourself to fit this mold of living with a dark and hopeless outlook.

It always gets better and you’ll always recover.

Crypto being dead and your gf leaving is not a good enough reason to end yourself. Consider this a fresh start, work on making yourself better and everything else will follow in to place

> Gf of 5 years wanted a threesome
>got her one with a girl
> she then wants one with a boy
> has feels for this guy and vice versa
> invested heavily in ICX
> Billy Herrington died
/biz/ the world is not as it was
What am I gonna do?

>>8137621
You had the threesome with the dude?

>>8137621
lmao you are C-U-C-K mah boy

>>8137745
Not yet can't really tell her no since we already did ffm so it would be unfair to let her try mmf
>>8137837
At least I'd be active instead of sidelined and watching.

>>8138045
bro you're a beta who gives a fuck what girls want you're really ganna let some other dude go balls deep and fill your gf's pussy with his sweaty cum damn bro cuck'd as fuck

>>8138045

tell her "no way bish" and if she doesn't like it, leave her, don't be a cuck man, this post is sad

maybe she'll gain some new respect for you if you stand up for yourself and not give in to her demon woman manipulations

>>8137621
>"The world isn't anymore the way it used to be, mmm mmmmm no-no-noo!"

Where to get fentanyl

>>8135585
to make matters worse I fucked your gf in the ass last night OP

>>8138045
sounds like she's leaving your ass either way so might as well tell her to fuck off before you get cucked and then dumped. don't forget to give her my number when you're done pussy.

>>8138289
OP don't be a faggot I know people joke about suicide but there must be something you can do other than crypto.

no u

>>8138518

>>8135585
Gf of 4 years left me as well ;) She was my "great love" I would have insantly killed myself to save her life :). I know you can't POSSIBLY FATHOM this and she was THE ONE and love is infinite and unique and I know you won't listen NOW, i certainly wouldn't have, but with time, comes healing. You will get over it as retarded as this sounds for now.. and you will find another one, one that suits you more and one you will love even more. And after her, the next one, until hopefully one day, you will find your "true love and soulmate".

Just go out, drink yourself to death, take some good stuff, and wait. This is like holding LINK, only pain every day, but eventually great happiness will come.

Wish you all the best /biz/bro <3

>>8135593
just be black and wear a hoodie

>>8138045
Bro for you that ffm was a one time thing. Now that she wants a fmm and you go through with it, it opens her up to fuck any guy ever. It diminishes the seriousness of her cheating on you and then you’re eternally cucked. Basically, it’s a lose/lose for you because once you leave she will fuck someone else anyways before begging to be back with you. You could at least have the victory of ending it and play off her roastie ways afterwards as re-assurance you made the right move even though it will kill you inside.

Where the fuck do i get this fentanil ahit cant find it in my shithole country. Any alternatives?

>>8135585
>>crypto is dead

>>8135585
don't do it exo

>>8138045
>Not yet can't really tell her no since we already did ffm so it would be unfair to let her try mmf
Actually, you can.
If you really dislike black olives, but you enjoy pinapple on pizza, and she likes pinapples on pizza and really likes black olives on pizza, then her agreeing to eat a pizza with pinapple pizza with you is not the same as you agreeing to eat black olive pizza with her.

Just copypaste what I said and send it to her. Unironically. If she doesn't understand (or more likely, pretends not to), then either straighten her out or dump her.

The thing is, you can't really do a relationship based on what's "fair", you have to do it based on what emotionally works. If this mmf thing doesn't work for you, emotionally, then you need to tell her that it doesn't work and it would be harmful to your relationship.

>>8135585
Don't do it, charming book salesman

>>8137266
why particle mask though?