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Alright /biz/, I'm going to have a qt3.14 on fiver say something short and sweet for LINK so we can be rid of the fatass. 75 words max, what does she say?

>> No.8104111

>>8104088
have her read Sergey's couchsurfing reviews

>> No.8104124
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8104124

We are all in this together. Visualize as often as possible.
Thanks OP

>> No.8104147

I was in downtown Liverpool at 2am. Drunk off my tits. Having a cigarette outside the bar. Went into the alley to piss. Saw the ugliest, scrawniest Asian guy, short hair, monobrow, sure enough it was Sunny and he was fucking a chick from behind, she literally looked like a chihuahua. She had bug eyes, zits and no tits. Legs and arms like a praying mantis. He kept saying 'tobacco on the blockchain' wtf that means.

I was only about 10 feet away from them. I think some of my piss trickled down to where they were. Now I've seen people screwing in public on occasion, its always hot. But this display belonged in a zoo for retarded animals. I couldn't watch, I felt violated.

>> No.8104148

>>8104088
"dubs confirm link $1000 eoy"

or

"iron handed link lands on moon, $1000 eoy 2018"

>> No.8104150

scam thread, stinky linkies can't afford fiverr

>> No.8104157

>>8104088
"i like hot guys like sergey why don't you join LINK too?"

>> No.8104174

>>8104157

This has potential. I'm thinking of adding something like "if you have no LINK you'll definitely never make it" at the end

>> No.8104175

>>8104088
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag.

>> No.8104179

The visualize link 1000 eoy copypasta. If she's cute well see the spike on binance.

>> No.8104182

>>8104088
"My linky stays super stinky" very seductively followed by a very audible BRAAAAAAAAP

>> No.8104226

>>8104179
Damn that whole pasta really? She's definitely cute

>> No.8104316

>>8104226
no

that's too long, peoples attention span is short.

has to be to the point and a tease. making the viewer replay it over and over.

just say

link is the next bitcoin, get in now or die poor

something like that.

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>>8104147

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>>8104147

>> No.8104365

Trying to post the order confirmation

>> No.8104366
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>>8104147

>> No.8104381

>>8104316
I like it

>> No.8104399

>>8104174
"if you have no LINK you'll definitely never make it"
yeah that sounds good too

>> No.8104408

>>8104088
Hey anon on 4chan, sweetie I need you to buy chainlink

>> No.8104433

>>8104147
Holy shit.

>> No.8104529

>>8104088
"You can fuck my ass for 100 Link"

>> No.8104602

>>8104529
Ha she's actually professional looking, not some hood rat.

>> No.8104649

>>8104602
"You can fuck my ass for 500 Link"

>> No.8104670

>>8104602
"link $1k eoy 2018. we're going to make it"

now gtfo off of 4chan before people start giving you the ...

my name is stacy, and i hate every fucking one of you pasta

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Order confirmation, I'll get the video in 7 days. She will say, "Hello anon, if you don't have any LINK you'll definitely never make it. Get it now or stay poor."

>> No.8104759

>>8104741
in*

>> No.8104869

>>8104088
>paying a roastie to shill a shitcoin

The absolute state of linkfags.

>> No.8104889

>>8104741
7 days? Just pay some roastie on the street to do it

>> No.8104949

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydGEYxE2PF8

g-guys... the memes are evolving...

>> No.8104971

>>8104889
Yea longer than I had hoped, but this will look nice at least.

>> No.8105111

>>8104949
Omfg my sides ahahhahah

>> No.8105144

>>8104088
Well, that will look pathetic rather than funny

>> No.8105191

>>8105144
>he doesn't meme in 4D

>> No.8105490

Have her do the fat kid's same monologue word for word.

>> No.8105870

>>8104147
OH my fuck this is good

>> No.8106578

STOP SHILLING CHAINLINK TO PLEBS
It's funny Fudding here and true discussions are great. But seriously stop Shilling Chainlink to normies. We will get some normies in board at ground level and they really don't deserve this coin. Let them buy our bags when Link gets listed on Buttrex. Let the price stay low so we can accumulate before mainnet release.

>> No.8107554

>>8104147
https://youtu.be/kfVo3a9jEWQ

>> No.8107659

https://youtu.be/pp_cgQqH08k