/biz/ - Business & Finance

Don't blow it, OP. If dubs or better, put in the effort, be yourself and get yourself a nice woman, ignore all following dubs.

I like my ridiculous goatee and that I'm a geek too.

>>8100095
don't you dare call my goatEE ridiculous you fucking bitch

How much per hour, bitch?
Do you accept LINK babe?

GoatREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8100134
I have failed. RIP OP, tell her you like the way she BRRAAAAPPPPPs

>>8100155
fucking retards

> "http://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/8100095/dubs-dictates-my-reply"

ROLLING

>>8100155
DO IT FAGGOT

>>8100155
mmmmm no no no

>>8100155
gg

>>8100095
Can I smell your stinky linkies?

Hi how are you

>>8100155
OOOÔOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÔOOOOOOOOÔOOOOÔOOOOOOÔÔOOOOOOOOÔOOOO

fart on my face

MY LINKIES STAY SUPER STINKY. &100 EOY

Shit

I want my goatie to soak in your dripping pussy

>>8100095

>>8100095

You're a putz. Decent replies are:

I like that you like that.
Tell me more about things you like about me.
Cool. That's what I'm going for. Glad it plays.
Plenty more where that came from.
Finally someone gets it - I think you and me should get a place together.

Dumb or clever humor wins everytime. Use one of these or be more clever.

>>8100195
YESSSSS

>>8100195
Ohhhhhhhhh shieeeettt

>>8100095
translation: i'm ready to settle down with a loser that i can push around and you seem to fit the bill 8-) 8-) 8-)

Fuck sake

intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic

>>8100195

>>8100195
Lol what

>>8100202
>Decent replies

sorry i'm gay and downloaded the wrong app

Hnnggggg

>>8100225
Is it Tinder?

>>8100195

And another putz plays with his own putz tonight. RIP to your sex life, loser.

>>8100200

Send it over OP

How much for smelling MY LINKY STINKY HOLE

>>8100176
RE-ROLLING

>>8100202
You sound like a massive virgin faggot, none of those lines would work

>>8100202

>>8100095
will you rub your feet on my face bitch

im sorry im actually gay

>>8100095
Sorry, have this immature little brother over (roll eyes) that keeps taking my phone and types vulgar stuff to all my contacts. So just ignore those messages. Real rascal, I don't even interfere anymore.

Rules are rules

UNLESS I GET A SNAKY I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY

>>8100297
this

>>8100225
The recovery was flawless OP

>>8100202

found the virgin

mb first message was to my mom

I have a NANO dick, I know you want some NANO!

this kind of thread is infinitely better on /fit/

please just hurry up and unmatch me

>>8100333
WIN RAR

I wanne pee all over my goatee. after that you can suck out all the pee and then I will go poopoo on you.

I wanna poo in ur loo

>>8100297
Will just keep re-rolling this in case you aren't larping.

>>8100300
dubs
post it

>>8100259
Nice, but stop double messaging her you idiot. Its not fun that way.

>>8100369
reroll

>>8100297
Reroll

Why isn't she biting

>>8100333
kek

>>8100413
You're supposed to wait until she replies, retard

fucked the spelling up thx androOID

>>8100297
Reroll 2

>>8100095
hehe sorry about the spam
*adjusts glasses*
I just uh get-uh a little nervous and excited around cute girls hehe
*turns slightly to hide blushing*
Will you p-please be my girlfriend
I-I'm a reallllly nice guy y-you won'tn regret it I promise
*extends pinky to make pinky promise*
I even pinky swear on it m'lady
*tips fedora proudly*

shes being an ignorant fat whore, onto the next one

>>8100297
Reroll 3

I am going to shoot you with an AR-15

>>8100448
Yea time for a new one OP. Ignore this if its dubs

>>8100300
Smirked.

>>8100297
Reroll 4

i'll find a freshie. ignore this one

>>8100297
Reroll 5

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

>>8100297
Reroll 6

you like my stinky linky bitch? i have a lot of stinky linkys you can swallow

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>8100513
Jesus bro talk about dedication

>>8100297
Reroll 7

Hi, my name is OhPee and I am a faggot.

>>8100297
Reroll 8

1488

If you’ve ever touched a nigger then get gassed

SHE IS NOT REPLYING
NO DUBS IN THREAD
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>8100297
Reroll 9

>>8100536
Just get a bot, bro.

Check 'em

Pick one

>>8100297
Reroll 10

>>8100603
Ella, love single moms.

K

>>8100603
Charlotte

>>8100297
Reroll 11

>>8100603
Lmao, girls really like goatee? What the fuck

>>8100639
LOL I KNOW RIGHT MINES PROPER SHIT TOO

FUCKING GAY ASS NO BEARDER

>>8100297
Reroll 12

REPLY DAMMIT THOT

>>8100603
Ella

>>8100443
roll

>>8100297
Reroll 13

>>8100603
to Charli

ayy bby u want sum fuk

Ella it is

>>8100297
Reroll 14

>>8100690
Would love to have a threesome with you and the other chick in your picture.

I'm a 27 year old hugless kissless handholdless virgin.

>>8100690
I want to fuck the both of you

>>8100711
fucking hell no please

We should play Hansel and Genana.
It's kind of like Hansel and Gretel, in that you'll still end up in the oven.

>>8100297
Reroll 15

>>8100603
Dude you must really have chad looks or a fake account with some model pics... How they talk to you first?
I am a solid 7/10 and tried my best with pictures, despite having many pairs chicks NEVER message me first...
Maybe it's cause I'm Eastern European fag and women here have more self-respect. >thinking.jpg

>>8100711
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
OP GETTING VANNED TONIGHT!

>>8100095

Tether up, Bitcoin dump incoming

>>8100726
Rules are rules, as OP said.

>>8100739
im really not chad at all
but no fake pics, it's all me and my ugly ass goatee

>>8100732
Just like in WWII, I got so close, yet in the e

>>8100297
Reroll 16

>>8100711

>>8100711
oh shit, what a get. I died

Yeah, I'm talking to this dumb roastie on Tinder. She has no idea she's about to spend the next 3 days in my basement.

>>8100755
This auto-captcha nigger just dun goofed my one shot. Guess I'll go off myself in a bunker.

I fucking hate you lot

>>8100739
I think it's the app that forces chicks to message first

who's dick do i gotta suck to get a tinder date?

>>8100711

GO GO GO FUCK YESS

>>8100297
Reroll 17

>>8100095
she's a gold digger.

Aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this

>>8100774
vanned for sure

>>8100639
i accidentally gave myself a goatee (shaved too much on the sides)

the gf love it and i'm getting constant compliments

i thought goatees were the domain of magicians, fat people and satanists

>>8100711
Oh no

>>8100801
Yeah how much ?

>>8100297
Reroll 18

G-guys

>>8100202
These are awful

>>8100603
I must see this goatee

>>8100801
oh shit sorry haha ha hh aa

wrong convo!! how would you like to hang out tonight

>>8100801
You’re pretty, but she’s more my type

>>8100830
I'm doing well. A lot better now that I know you're up for the threesome.

>>8100801

Special Agent Smith here.

You're all being monitored now.

>>8100297
Reroll 19

>>8100775
What? Why would Tinder do it? Never seen such a thing.

i'd post a pic of myself but the autists will hunt me down

Shill her The Billion Coin.

>>8100774
holy shit you're going to jail

>>8100830
YE BOTH OF YOU BITCH

That's you and your mom right?

>>8100830
i'm great. even better talking to you. how many kids do you have? please

>>8100830
The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.

how much for the little girl

>>8100830
>and i'm good thanks you

She still wants you after stating you want sex with her child

>>8100856
its tinder, they messaged my first i never really reply coz fuck women get money r-r-right?

>>8100297
Reroll 20

DO YOU WANNA TASTE MY STINKY LINKY

>>8100814
I can confirm I did the same accidentally - Females find it attractive for some reason.

Tho I also have a very striking look and my eyesbrows make me look like some kind of oldschool ''handsome devil'' look.

MY LINKY STAY SUPER STINKY CHECK EM

>>8100297
re-rolling for this for ella conversation

Why is this in biz?

Did you flaunt your portfolio on tinder?

>>8100877

>>8100297
Reroll 21

>>8100877
lol get

>>8100830
How about just the other girl then?

>>8100905
Mfw when Ella is also redpilled on the Jews

>>8100911
>>8100922

>>8100877
>>8100922
Lmao. Wow.

>>8100830
I have a diaper fetish

>>8100911
cheating faggot

>>8100830
DUDE SHE DIDNT SAY NO
if she continues to talk to you after what you said then report her to cops better the child be taken to a caring home

This should work

I WANNA SHOVE MY STINKY LINKY UP YOUR TOOTYY POOPEY

>>8100878

How much for 45 minutes with the wee one?

>>8100898

what hobbies do your favorite to do

>>8100095

>>8100922
AHAHAHAHAHA YES DELIVER OP

>>8100898
my portfilio is full of LINK i doubt it would impress

>>8100947
>scoundrel
I shiggy

AYO YOU A HOE?

>>8100947
Kek

>>8100972
OP DELIVER ON YOUR PROMISES
>>8100922

>>8100892
lies. post a pic or shut the fuck up forever

am i gonna get locked up on pedo charges or what

>>8100947
Wtf, you could have had a threesome and you botched it? Are you retarded, OP?

>>8100880
The fuck you talking about?
Tinder I'm using never forces anyone to message others.
I'm just saying in my country it's very unusual for chicks to talk to you first on Tinder. Same applies at clubs. They are smiling and shit but noone would ever approach you with "Hi. I'm Stacey, here's my number" Even if you're a chad such things never happen. They are way more modest than US roasties and I kinda like it.

>>8100955
you have to send her this jpg OP

I mask my insecurities not least of which is my latent homosexuality behind banal vulgarities as tot give a clue to my true feelings. I could really use a friend right now.

Just kidding, I'm actually Jewish! But seriously, how much for a hand job?

>>8100992
well maybe u should grow my goatee

>>8100987
yep

nice knowing ya

You look kind of fat, do you like pastries?

Tell that other chick to post her tits.

>>8100987
Nah, you’re good

>>8100987
not worth the (you)s faggot. Be nice and you can end up with one of em.

>>8100986
This is you.

how much link for you to piss and spit in my mouth

LINK will be 72$ EOY

This bitch

Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?

Do you believe in the infinigger? He truly knows the way to enlightenment. May your life be as long as his skin is black.

MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

Hi bebé what's your favourite programing language would you lik to see my python
Who needs a threesome when you have fourtran
I bet youre a C++cup
I'm SCHEMEing to BASH you in those pyJAVAs until you cum out of your SHELL
Also when I c u my dik is solidity

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get.

>>8101055
Finally.

disregard this i suck cocks

>>8101077
yessss

You look like trash, may I take you out?

Hmm

>>8101051
Let me ask you, does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?

What I look for in a partner is the ability to act before thinking. Instinctual behavior always betrays our thoughts instead of what we wish were projected outwards. Can you honestly say that you wouldn't have betrayed your closest friend over a matter of money? Neither could I and I think that's beautiful. Fuck human beings, cruelty is freedom.

>>8101069
I'm not even joking, I think you gave me aids.

>>8101051
Let me tell you what you two gonna be on...this dick.

I really want to cum inside the other girl in your picture.

The conference yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering potheads that run this scam. Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $1.50 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone. Once it shoots through the $1 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all ARKies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing bittrex. The $0.50 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded Nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in ARK will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to bittrex to salvage some self respect. The price WILL tank at this point to sub $0.10, and most probably sub ICO levels. From that day forward the deluded Arkie wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages. Deluded ARKies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto. I warned you ARKies. There's still time to get out. Sell NOW. Don't be deluded, don't be an ARKie.

>>8101110
re

MY LINKY IS STINKY
MOMMY GIB MILKY

>>8101096
talking bout deez nuts on your chinny chin chin

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Rolled

I'll suck yo dick for a ball of crack.

>>8101051

What is confusing me the most is why SHE IS STILL CONTINUING TO TALK TO YOU.

How low have the standards for these women become? Can you really act like a complete r9k NEET and still get laid? Wtf kind of pic are you using to bait these women anon?

My dick 5 inches EOD.

I'm gonna make columbine look like a fucking joke!

>>8101051

How many LINK for one hour bitch?

>>8101110
rolling for this

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

>>8101096
Have any more pictures of the lovely young lady on the left side of your profile pic?

>>8101135
>the more I drink the prettier you get
how is she not insulted?!

>>8101135
So the three of us fuckin or nah?

>>8101110
Fuck almost, REEEEroll

Are you a school? Because I'd like to shoot some kids inside of you.

>>8101135
yes, now both of you come over

You're*

>>8101155
holy shit I keep winning with these insults.

>>8101096
Have any more pictures of the lovely young lady on the left side of your profile pic?

>>8100739
I'm a Pole and my gf talked to me first on Tinder. I was fucking shocked at the time, almost never happens

>>8101135

I actually am interested in depositing a heft load of my seed within you, however these are my requirements, and if you fail to meet them then you have ZERO chance.

My requirements are that you send me a photograph of yourself without any makeup, additionally I will need three references from friends that you are pure and virginal, and finally I shall need you to study the work of Kant, I do not sleep with peasants.

>>8101155
Kek, THIS will be the one that makes her stop talking to you

>>8101177
WINRAR

Fuck sake man

>>8101135

What do you think of my goatee?

>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8101120
reroll

I love feet and you cannot imagine how much they turn me on. Feet pic please?

>>8101203
How about you finance these nuts

>>8101110
Last REEEEroll

>>8101069

Ok

>>8101201
DEVILISH

Show me your chest to prove me wrong

I got model bitches wanna lick me like some candy

Can you post your goatee? I need to know good facial hair styles.

>>8101244

Unmatched nice work biz

The laughs I get here are worth the $25k you guys have lost me.

If you like my goatee maybe we can go fuck a goat

>>8101271
sorry bro. You didn't want a single mom anyways. She was desperate for a reason.

>>8101278
kek

>>8101271
Emma

>>8101278
Send me 25k and I'll be your personal buffoon

>>8101256
on here? I'd get hunted down by the bois

>>8101271
Call Chantelle a basic bitch

>>8101271
I'm into feet, you?

>>8101271
What kind of faggot names their kid Charli?

>>8101271
you dodged a bullet anon

>>8101296
Just the lower half of your face is ok though.

>>8100801
yeah she looks like a tight puss who needs a big dick

>>8101313
pls no bully

>>8101297
reroll

>>8101336
Damn the mustache is boss

we can choose another victim, threads about to be pruned

>>8101271
rolling for laura

>>8101360
cheers fellow anon

>>8101336
yes bully it looks like you're a soy but i suppose it depends on the rest of your face and your body

>>8101336
i can dox you from that

>>8101437
fuckin soyboys reeeee

>>8101453
OH SHIT IM GOIN JAILLLL

"They call my goatee The Tickler ;)"

>>8101336
>tfw i cant grow a beard :(

>>8101484
me neither mate,

just this fuckin gay goatee
i want a BEARD

>>8101473
tell emma "..y-you too..."

Ask the next one: will you take my virginity? I will pay $$$

I've seen a girl that was actually very attractive agree to this for $60.

>>8101541
your mother doesnt count

How much for a whiff of your brapper?

>>8100774
See you soon.

My shrinky dinky is super stinky. Buy linky!

>>8100840
This

>>8101831
Officer, you don't understand. He had dubs!

>>8100867
Kek

>>8101336
How the fuck does that get almost 600 matches?? Are you in a huge college town or something? I recently tried using Tinder again and it stopped giving me any new matches after a week or so… A few years ago I had up to 200 matches, but they seem to have changed the algorithms a lot

sorry my dad took my phone, wanna trade nudes?

>>8101831
but pls dubs made me do it

>>8101869
heyyy i said no bully

>>8101841
He posted it above

>>8101907
Sorry man im just fucking jealous, enjoy the sex

>>8101971
cheers bro, i wont actually reply to any of them because im an introvert freakazoid

unless dubs
then ill reply

>>8101271
Rolling for sending Zoe:

Oh and by the way, I’m that gorilla dick linky and if you dont pump me i might dump you.

>>8102073
Re

“You dont know me”

>>8100095
The President of Coinbase and the CEO of Ripple are going to appear together on CNBC's Fast Money on Tuesday at 5PM eastern time. Remember to go all-in on XRP.

https://www.xrpchat.com/topic/20486-brad-garlinghouse-presidentcoo-of-coinbase-on-cnbc-3618-5pm-est/

>>8100711

>>8100225

Never double reply you dumb faggot

>>8100774

>>8100155
kek

>>8100355
Rules are rules OP.

>>8102469
i did it, check the thread

>>8102000
Dubs get.

>>8101271
post your pic nigger

>>8102000
Dubs

>>8102556
i did
>>8102573
tripz

>>8102588
muh bad

>>8102588
dubs are also trips you nitpicker.

>>8102638
she unmatched me anyway
ill pick a new one tomorrow

>>8100801
Yeah but only because she's just slightly hotter than you

>>8100095
I like that you have a vagina. Can I touch it (with my penis)?

>>8101051
Google Rex 84 for me baby

let this thread dieEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8100095
>going after an aids ridden whore who has fucked thousands of chads and tyrones.
She probably has tyrone's child inside of her, she's looking for some poor fuck like you.

>>8101141
It's because he's hot. That's all there is to it. If you said any of these things you would have had the police called on you.

>>8100711