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Dubs dictates my reply
Don't blow it, OP. If dubs or better, put in the effort, be yourself and get yourself a nice woman, ignore all following dubs.
I like my ridiculous goatee and that I'm a geek too.
>>8100095don't you dare call my goatEE ridiculous you fucking bitch
How much per hour, bitch?Do you accept LINK babe?
GoatREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8100134I have failed. RIP OP, tell her you like the way she BRRAAAAPPPPPs
>>8100155fucking retards
> "http://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/8100095/dubs-dictates-my-reply"ROLLING
>>8100155DO IT FAGGOT
>>8100155mmmmm no no no
>>8100155gg
>>8100095Can I smell your stinky linkies?
Hi how are you
>>8100155OOOÔOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÔOOOOOOOOÔOOOOÔOOOOOOÔÔOOOOOOOOÔOOOO
fart on my face
MY LINKIES STAY SUPER STINKY. &100 EOY
Shit
I want my goatie to soak in your dripping pussy
>>8100095
>>8100095You're a putz. Decent replies are:I like that you like that.Tell me more about things you like about me.Cool. That's what I'm going for. Glad it plays. Plenty more where that came from.Finally someone gets it - I think you and me should get a place together.Dumb or clever humor wins everytime. Use one of these or be more clever.
>>8100195YESSSSS
>>8100195Ohhhhhhhhh shieeeettt
>>8100095translation: i'm ready to settle down with a loser that i can push around and you seem to fit the bill 8-) 8-) 8-)
Fuck sake
intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic
>>8100195
>>8100195Lol what
>>8100202>Decent replies
sorry i'm gay and downloaded the wrong app
Hnnggggg
>>8100225Is it Tinder?
>>8100195And another putz plays with his own putz tonight. RIP to your sex life, loser.
>>8100200Send it over OP
How much for smelling MY LINKY STINKY HOLE
>>8100176RE-ROLLING
>>8100202You sound like a massive virgin faggot, none of those lines would work
>>8100202
>>8100095will you rub your feet on my face bitch
im sorry im actually gay
>>8100095Sorry, have this immature little brother over (roll eyes) that keeps taking my phone and types vulgar stuff to all my contacts. So just ignore those messages. Real rascal, I don't even interfere anymore.
Rules are rules
UNLESS I GET A SNAKY I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY
>>8100297this
>>8100225The recovery was flawless OP
>>8100202found the virgin
mb first message was to my mom
I have a NANO dick, I know you want some NANO!
this kind of thread is infinitely better on /fit/
please just hurry up and unmatch me
>>8100333WIN RAR
I wanne pee all over my goatee. after that you can suck out all the pee and then I will go poopoo on you.
I wanna poo in ur loo
>>8100297Will just keep re-rolling this in case you aren't larping.
>>8100300dubspost it
>>8100259Nice, but stop double messaging her you idiot. Its not fun that way.
>>8100369reroll
>>8100297Reroll
Why isn't she biting
>>8100333kek
>>8100413You're supposed to wait until she replies, retard
fucked the spelling up thx androOID
>>8100297Reroll 2
>>8100095hehe sorry about the spam *adjusts glasses*I just uh get-uh a little nervous and excited around cute girls hehe*turns slightly to hide blushing*Will you p-please be my girlfriendI-I'm a reallllly nice guy y-you won'tn regret it I promise*extends pinky to make pinky promise*I even pinky swear on it m'lady*tips fedora proudly*
shes being an ignorant fat whore, onto the next one
>>8100297Reroll 3
I am going to shoot you with an AR-15
>>8100448Yea time for a new one OP. Ignore this if its dubs
>>8100300Smirked.
>>8100297Reroll 4
i'll find a freshie. ignore this one
>>8100297Reroll 5
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
>>8100297Reroll 6
you like my stinky linky bitch? i have a lot of stinky linkys you can swallow
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>8100513Jesus bro talk about dedication
>>8100297Reroll 7
Hi, my name is OhPee and I am a faggot.
>>8100297Reroll 8
1488
If you’ve ever touched a nigger then get gassed
SHE IS NOT REPLYINGNO DUBS IN THREADSHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>8100297Reroll 9
>>8100536Just get a bot, bro.Check 'em
Pick one
>>8100297Reroll 10
>>8100603Ella, love single moms.
K
>>8100603Charlotte
>>8100297Reroll 11
>>8100603Lmao, girls really like goatee? What the fuck
>>8100639LOL I KNOW RIGHT MINES PROPER SHIT TOOFUCKING GAY ASS NO BEARDER
>>8100297Reroll 12
REPLY DAMMIT THOT
>>8100603Ella
>>8100443roll
>>8100297Reroll 13
>>8100603to Charliayy bby u want sum fuk
Ella it is
>>8100297Reroll 14
>>8100690Would love to have a threesome with you and the other chick in your picture.
I'm a 27 year old hugless kissless handholdless virgin.
>>8100690I want to fuck the both of you
>>8100711fucking hell no please
We should play Hansel and Genana. It's kind of like Hansel and Gretel, in that you'll still end up in the oven.
>>8100297Reroll 15
>>8100603Dude you must really have chad looks or a fake account with some model pics... How they talk to you first? I am a solid 7/10 and tried my best with pictures, despite having many pairs chicks NEVER message me first...Maybe it's cause I'm Eastern European fag and women here have more self-respect. >thinking.jpg
>>8100711WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNEROP GETTING VANNED TONIGHT!
>>8100095Tether up, Bitcoin dump incoming
>>8100726Rules are rules, as OP said.
>>8100739im really not chad at allbut no fake pics, it's all me and my ugly ass goatee
>>8100732Just like in WWII, I got so close, yet in the e
>>8100297Reroll 16
>>8100711
>>8100711oh shit, what a get. I died
Yeah, I'm talking to this dumb roastie on Tinder. She has no idea she's about to spend the next 3 days in my basement.
>>8100755This auto-captcha nigger just dun goofed my one shot. Guess I'll go off myself in a bunker.
I fucking hate you lot
>>8100739I think it's the app that forces chicks to message first
who's dick do i gotta suck to get a tinder date?
>>8100711GO GO GO FUCK YESS
>>8100297Reroll 17
>>8100095she's a gold digger.
Aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this
>>8100774vanned for sure
>>8100639i accidentally gave myself a goatee (shaved too much on the sides)the gf love it and i'm getting constant complimentsi thought goatees were the domain of magicians, fat people and satanists
>>8100711Oh no
>>8100801Yeah how much ?
>>8100297Reroll 18
G-guys
>>8100202These are awful
>>8100603I must see this goatee
>>8100801oh shit sorry haha ha hh aa wrong convo!! how would you like to hang out tonight
>>8100801You’re pretty, but she’s more my type
>>8100830I'm doing well. A lot better now that I know you're up for the threesome.
>>8100801Special Agent Smith here.You're all being monitored now.
>>8100297Reroll 19
>>8100775What? Why would Tinder do it? Never seen such a thing.
i'd post a pic of myself but the autists will hunt me down
Shill her The Billion Coin.
>>8100774holy shit you're going to jail
>>8100830YE BOTH OF YOU BITCH
That's you and your mom right?
>>8100830i'm great. even better talking to you. how many kids do you have? please
>>8100830The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.
how much for the little girl
>>8100830>and i'm good thanks youShe still wants you after stating you want sex with her child
>>8100856its tinder, they messaged my first i never really reply coz fuck women get money r-r-right?
>>8100297Reroll 20
DO YOU WANNA TASTE MY STINKY LINKY
>>8100814I can confirm I did the same accidentally - Females find it attractive for some reason.Tho I also have a very striking look and my eyesbrows make me look like some kind of oldschool ''handsome devil'' look.
MY LINKY STAY SUPER STINKY CHECK EM
>>8100297re-rolling for this for ella conversation
Why is this in biz? Did you flaunt your portfolio on tinder?
>>8100877
>>8100297Reroll 21
>>8100877lol get
>>8100830How about just the other girl then?
>>8100905Mfw when Ella is also redpilled on the Jews
>>8100911>>8100922
>>8100877>>8100922Lmao. Wow.
>>8100830I have a diaper fetish
>>8100911cheating faggot
>>8100830DUDE SHE DIDNT SAY NOif she continues to talk to you after what you said then report her to cops better the child be taken to a caring home
This should work
I WANNA SHOVE MY STINKY LINKY UP YOUR TOOTYY POOPEY
>>8100878How much for 45 minutes with the wee one?
>>8100898
what hobbies do your favorite to do
>>8100922AHAHAHAHAHA YES DELIVER OP
>>8100898my portfilio is full of LINK i doubt it would impress
>>8100947>scoundrelI shiggy
AYO YOU A HOE?
>>8100947Kek
>>8100972OP DELIVER ON YOUR PROMISES>>8100922
>>8100892lies. post a pic or shut the fuck up forever
am i gonna get locked up on pedo charges or what
>>8100947Wtf, you could have had a threesome and you botched it? Are you retarded, OP?
>>8100880The fuck you talking about?Tinder I'm using never forces anyone to message others. I'm just saying in my country it's very unusual for chicks to talk to you first on Tinder. Same applies at clubs. They are smiling and shit but noone would ever approach you with "Hi. I'm Stacey, here's my number" Even if you're a chad such things never happen. They are way more modest than US roasties and I kinda like it.
>>8100955you have to send her this jpg OP
I mask my insecurities not least of which is my latent homosexuality behind banal vulgarities as tot give a clue to my true feelings. I could really use a friend right now.
Just kidding, I'm actually Jewish! But seriously, how much for a hand job?
>>8100992well maybe u should grow my goatee
>>8100987yepnice knowing ya
You look kind of fat, do you like pastries?
Tell that other chick to post her tits.
>>8100987Nah, you’re good
>>8100987not worth the (you)s faggot. Be nice and you can end up with one of em.
>>8100986This is you.
how much link for you to piss and spit in my mouth
LINK will be 72$ EOY
This bitch
Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
Do you believe in the infinigger? He truly knows the way to enlightenment. May your life be as long as his skin is black.
MY LINKY STAYS SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY
You make me wish I weren’t gay!
Hi bebé what's your favourite programing language would you lik to see my pythonWho needs a threesome when you have fourtranI bet youre a C++cup I'm SCHEMEing to BASH you in those pyJAVAs until you cum out of your SHELLAlso when I c u my dik is solidity
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get.
>>8101055Finally.
disregard this i suck cocks
>>8101077yessss
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Hmm
>>8101051Let me ask you, does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?
What I look for in a partner is the ability to act before thinking. Instinctual behavior always betrays our thoughts instead of what we wish were projected outwards. Can you honestly say that you wouldn't have betrayed your closest friend over a matter of money? Neither could I and I think that's beautiful. Fuck human beings, cruelty is freedom.
>>8101069I'm not even joking, I think you gave me aids.
>>8101051Let me tell you what you two gonna be on...this dick.
I really want to cum inside the other girl in your picture.
The conference yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering potheads that run this scam. Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $1.50 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone. Once it shoots through the $1 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all ARKies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing bittrex. The $0.50 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded Nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in ARK will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to bittrex to salvage some self respect. The price WILL tank at this point to sub $0.10, and most probably sub ICO levels. From that day forward the deluded Arkie wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages. Deluded ARKies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto. I warned you ARKies. There's still time to get out. Sell NOW. Don't be deluded, don't be an ARKie.
>>8101110re
MY LINKY IS STINKY MOMMY GIB MILKY
>>8101096talking bout deez nuts on your chinny chin chin
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Rolled
I'll suck yo dick for a ball of crack.
>>8101051What is confusing me the most is why SHE IS STILL CONTINUING TO TALK TO YOU.How low have the standards for these women become? Can you really act like a complete r9k NEET and still get laid? Wtf kind of pic are you using to bait these women anon?
My dick 5 inches EOD.
I'm gonna make columbine look like a fucking joke!
>>8101051How many LINK for one hour bitch?
>>8101110rolling for this
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
>>8101096Have any more pictures of the lovely young lady on the left side of your profile pic?
>>8101135>the more I drink the prettier you gethow is she not insulted?!
>>8101135So the three of us fuckin or nah?
>>8101110Fuck almost, REEEEroll
Are you a school? Because I'd like to shoot some kids inside of you.
>>8101135yes, now both of you come over
You're*
>>8101155holy shit I keep winning with these insults.
>>8100739I'm a Pole and my gf talked to me first on Tinder. I was fucking shocked at the time, almost never happens
>>8101135I actually am interested in depositing a heft load of my seed within you, however these are my requirements, and if you fail to meet them then you have ZERO chance.My requirements are that you send me a photograph of yourself without any makeup, additionally I will need three references from friends that you are pure and virginal, and finally I shall need you to study the work of Kant, I do not sleep with peasants.
>>8101155Kek, THIS will be the one that makes her stop talking to you
>>8101177WINRAR
Fuck sake man
>>8101135What do you think of my goatee?
>/biz/ - Business & Finance
>>8101120reroll
I love feet and you cannot imagine how much they turn me on. Feet pic please?
>>8101203How about you finance these nuts
>>8101110Last REEEEroll
>>8101069
Ok
>>8101201DEVILISH
Show me your chest to prove me wrong
I got model bitches wanna lick me like some candy
Can you post your goatee? I need to know good facial hair styles.
>>8101244
Unmatched nice work biz
The laughs I get here are worth the $25k you guys have lost me.
If you like my goatee maybe we can go fuck a goat
>>8101271sorry bro. You didn't want a single mom anyways. She was desperate for a reason.
>>8101278kek
>>8101271Emma
>>8101278Send me 25k and I'll be your personal buffoon
>>8101256on here? I'd get hunted down by the bois
>>8101271Call Chantelle a basic bitch
>>8101271I'm into feet, you?
>>8101271What kind of faggot names their kid Charli?
>>8101271you dodged a bullet anon
>>8101296Just the lower half of your face is ok though.
>>8100801yeah she looks like a tight puss who needs a big dick
>>8101313pls no bully
>>8101297reroll
>>8101336Damn the mustache is boss
we can choose another victim, threads about to be pruned
>>8101271rolling for laura
>>8101360cheers fellow anon
>>8101336yes bully it looks like you're a soy but i suppose it depends on the rest of your face and your body
>>8101336i can dox you from that
>>8101437fuckin soyboys reeeee>>8101453OH SHIT IM GOIN JAILLLL
"They call my goatee The Tickler ;)"
>>8101336>tfw i cant grow a beard :(
>>8101484me neither mate,just this fuckin gay goateei want a BEARD
>>8101473tell emma "..y-you too..."
Ask the next one: will you take my virginity? I will pay $$$ I've seen a girl that was actually very attractive agree to this for $60.
>>8101541your mother doesnt count
How much for a whiff of your brapper?
>>8100774See you soon.
My shrinky dinky is super stinky. Buy linky!
>>8100840This
>>8101831Officer, you don't understand. He had dubs!
>>8100867Kek
>>8101336How the fuck does that get almost 600 matches?? Are you in a huge college town or something? I recently tried using Tinder again and it stopped giving me any new matches after a week or so… A few years ago I had up to 200 matches, but they seem to have changed the algorithms a lot
sorry my dad took my phone, wanna trade nudes?
>>8101831but pls dubs made me do it>>8101869heyyy i said no bully
>>8101841He posted it above
>>8101907Sorry man im just fucking jealous, enjoy the sex
>>8101971cheers bro, i wont actually reply to any of them because im an introvert freakazoidunless dubsthen ill reply
>>8101271Rolling for sending Zoe:Oh and by the way, I’m that gorilla dick linky and if you dont pump me i might dump you.
>>8102073Re
“You dont know me”
>>8100095The President of Coinbase and the CEO of Ripple are going to appear together on CNBC's Fast Money on Tuesday at 5PM eastern time. Remember to go all-in on XRP.https://www.xrpchat.com/topic/20486-brad-garlinghouse-presidentcoo-of-coinbase-on-cnbc-3618-5pm-est/
>>8100225Never double reply you dumb faggot
>>8100774
>>8100155kek
>>8100355Rules are rules OP.
>>8102469i did it, check the thread
>>8102000Dubs get.
>>8101271post your pic nigger
>>8102000Dubs
>>8102556i did>>8102573tripz
>>8102588muh bad
>>8102588dubs are also trips you nitpicker.
>>8102638she unmatched me anywayill pick a new one tomorrow
>>8100801Yeah but only because she's just slightly hotter than you
>>8100095I like that you have a vagina. Can I touch it (with my penis)?
>>8101051Google Rex 84 for me baby
let this thread dieEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8100095>going after an aids ridden whore who has fucked thousands of chads and tyrones.She probably has tyrone's child inside of her, she's looking for some poor fuck like you.
>>8101141It's because he's hot. That's all there is to it. If you said any of these things you would have had the police called on you.