/biz/ - Business & Finance

Please tell me about interactive brokers. I am under 25 and wanna invest.

>>8067746
It's the best if you wanna do serious investing

>>8067761
Please provide evidence that the minimum is $3k if you are under 25.

2000 point crash coming today lads. remember this post

>>8067642
great image OP

>>8067809
https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/index.php?f=4969

>>8067826
nah

Hello everyone

Brazillian market just opened and it's fuckin red. And i fucking bought 20K worth of shares yesterday

>>8067998
Are you a burger? How did you buy Brazilian stocks?

>>8067998
How are the trade tariffs working out for you ?

HUEHUEHUEHUAHUAHUEHUAHUE

In all seriousness, Brazil should do fine because USD is tanking, Brazilian exports should be very competitive. Buy more

should I choose ib or degiro as a euro?

>>8068019
Nope, I'm monkey.
I just use my bank's normal cash account.


>>8068038
I pay R$ 20 if the transaction is bellow 100k plus a small percentage based on the volume traded on that stock on that day (in my case R$ 6,00 for a 20k transaction)

Trump dun goofed this time.

>>8068120
Yes

>>8068201
Nah
He is right doing with his policy

He shouldn't care about the stock market which is ruled by jews and crooks anyway

>>8068251
>Praises the success in stock market as his own personal achievement
>Ruins it all in 5 minutes

>>8068273
You must know the stock market is retardedly short-term oriented

I would say the US economy is strong and will continue to deliver in the years to come and that China will have to keep the shit they copied to themselves

Morning!

I didn't lose much after yesterday's power hour rally, hoping for either up or down, can't handle another sideways day.

>>8068327
>You must know the stock market is retardedly short-term oriented

morning bois, how we lookin today? still bleeding out the asshole?

Cheers to you Eternal Bear! That stupid Panda pick is green as fuck and I feel like a patriot doing my part for the American capitalists.

>>8068327

>>8068405
N-no...

I will open an Interactive Brokers account when I have spare $3k.

Buy the cron dip

>>8068525
There is gonna have to be a dip first.

holy shit watching CNBC this morning is hilarious. everyone is kvetching about all kinds of bullshit they know nothing about.

did anyone see that one steel guy that got interviewed? he came right out and said "listen, larry dont know shit about steel, thats what i do" on live fucking tv. fucking hilarious.

i dont know about you guys, but judging on the spin im seeing from the media, i am expecting a giant algo selloff. they will try to politicize this saying "drumphf broke the economy and hes a bully, but what about canada etc..."

frankly, i am fucking stoked about this. this is one of the main reasons i wanted to see him get in. having grown up in the rustbelt, i know firsthand the effect of NAFTA on US industry. SHORT THE CHINKS, TRADEWAR NAO.

>>8068038
Largest steel producers are not affected as they already produce in the USA. Aluminum is irrelevant.

>>8068327
>>8068737

how do you think this will effect corporations that do all their manufacturing in china? like AAPL products are all made of shitty chinese aluminum alloy, right? can we please short AAPL? i fucking hate those cunts

fuck off
we're /green day/ today

>>8068694

I watch Mornings with Maria on the Fox business network.

>>8068694
CNBC is full of complete retards

>>8068775
judging by futures DOW is gonna open down like 300. so if its a green day, it certainly wont start that way

>>8068789
Currently watching it, can confirm. Cramer is a fucking nut.

Buy $INTV

>>8068796
obviously its opening down

>>8068694
I live close to the iron range in Minnesota and I'm so fucking stoked

We got good hands willing to work mining iron and it's FUCKING HAPPENING

>>8068775

Greenday are a bunch of leftist commies, you posting them insures our continued red candles.

Morning all. I logged into Robinhood web and it’s exactly like RH mobile as far as charting goes. Nothing new or extra. The only thing they added for web access was a trending stock list showing what people are buying. I’m really disappointed overall.

>>8068767
Their cost isn't likely to be affected since it is still way cheaper to produce in china since you pay workers with peanuts.

Steel isn't highly used on cutting edge electronics. I'm shorting construction and other heavy industries as well as USA exporters who will be affected by sanctions from Europe

>>8068825
I didn't expect much but at least I can use my computer when I'm at home instead of just my phone, oh well.

>trade wars are good and easy to win
Hello darkness my old friend.

OH GOD OH OH AAAAAAAAA

>>8068830
Just to be clear, in case of AAPL, the aluminum case costs cents to make. The screen, gold wiring and cameras on the other hand...

What the fuck good is pre market when it instantly reverses as soon as the market opens.

Am I still good to go in on YANG? I dont wanna get memed by the chinks

Oof the markets do not like tarrifs.

>tfw desperately throwing the last of my cash into the dip

>>8068899
pre market doesn't mean that much anymore

>>8068847
I’m hoping this is just beta and they’ll add more, but yea the only reason for it is so you don’t have to mobile post.

>>8068934
As you should

imo you buy when we break the previous lows, say 2499 or so on the /es

>>8068789
oh yeah
>>8068803
he was actually saying some good things for once. saying weve always been in a trade war, but just are pretending that we arent
>>8068821
fuck yeah. the unfathomable amount of poverty that happened in the rustbelt. literally gutted everything and everyones livelihood overnight. fuck the globalists. never actually been to minnesota, but i can imagine it was a similar situation there
>>8068830
that makes sense. my short boner is just getting all kinds of ideas right now.

>haven't looked much since the flash crash a few weeks ago
>look today
>down 3% and sinking
Fuck this fucking shit. My luck as soon as I sell it would go up, can't even mitigate losses here. No spare money to buy the dips and average down either. Fuck this gay earth. I'll just be a hodl nigger I guess.

Would somebody help a brainlet out. Im trying to understand how the taxes work for short term.
On a very basic level:
Cost basis is what how much I actually bought, including reinvestment. Basically every time I bought a stock added together.
Proceeds are everytime I sold stock added together.
Proceeds - cost basis = realized gains
Realized gains are then taxed ~40%
I can also deduct up $3000 in losses from my gains.

Is this correct. I know I left out wash sales. I’m still learning that.

no mommy no pls no

God damnit, today is going to be a blood bath.

>>8068980
Oh yeah it is, we got ghost towns everywhere and things are just kinda grinding away while the EPA and Twin Cities are raking in the dough off our backs. We tried mining the other metals but there's so much red tape it's impossible to get these people jobs. The mines meet all requirements but they just outright refuse to renew or issue permits and the deep city folks are protesting any and all progress. It's a mess here but hopefully with more demand hands will be forced to give these people their jobs and lives back.

we're going to retest last month's lows and then break through them. can't wait :D

>>8067642
20 minutes in and I'm down over 5%. WTF is going on?

>>8069074
AND I'M FREEEEEEE!!!!

>>8069145
It's friday and people are cowards.

trump is fuckimg me right in the ass

i am short vol

fuck ive had to move 30000 just to avoid getting margin called

fucking trump why fucking white people goddammit

>>8069177
Look who’s teally fucking up the markets...

So What’d you sell anon?

>>8069177
hopefully you get margined clown short vol is dead

idk about you retards but I picked up some cheap Google

So is American steel companies going up? (Aksteel especially)

> Engineerfag
>Meet with academic advisor yesterday for class registration
> Notice my metallurgy professor in his office
> He's telling students he had an appointment to see that he will email them later and reschedule
>He regularly does doctoral research in steel production
>He's watching some online news thing very attentively
> Get home and see that Trump is thinking about tarrifs
Well that explains that...

>>8069234
>cheap google
>$1,000 a share
anon, I...

>>8069166
be worse on monday as the markets have priced 0 risk from Italy

>>8069243
>Holy Bible
Based

>>8069234
Oh my god I never would have thought of that. What an investment god you are. enjoy your 2 shares of google.

>>8069281
upset sweetie?

>mrns

this is the end time to an hero

>brkb under 200

fucking bought

>>8069339
>Down 36% this month
Anon, just...

Almost forgot.

Why aren't they rallying? Did the Chinese do this?

>>8069177
you only have yourself to blame. why would you take that risk? you do realize that these tariffs triggered a global selloff, right? and volatility is back in a big way. short vix was no doubt a good trade while it was going, but its time to move on. its too risky right now to ever bet on vol going down overnight while all this crazy geopolitics is going on

>>8069177
>i am short vol
whW the absolute fuck would you do something so retarded. You do know that when vol appears out of fucking nowhere and kills everybody, then apparently ''''''''''''goes away''''''''''''''' it's likely to come back

I knew we shouldve nuked the chinese along with the japs, theyre fucking us in the ass with their micro dicks

>>8069394
now do it again pls

>GE is the most positive stock in my portfolio
What kind of hellish upside down world is this.

JUST

Sup /submachinegun/, buy reversalfag here. Today's stocks are:
OESX
PIRS
CHMA
SNSS

It was actually really difficult finding stocks to match the model because all prices went to shit yesterday. Not sure how I'll do today

>my only green stock is big five
I guess some memes are worth falling for

>>8069539
Godspeed

>he didnt buy the last dip
>he wont buying this dip

>>8069550
APOLOGIZE TO BIG 5 ANON

>>8069565
>he thinks this is the bottom

>>8069394
I'll drink to that

>>8069601
Wow, that's a really old bud light label.

>>8069565

>this is the bottom

don't get paid till next thursday but that'll probably be a better buy point anyway

>>8069590
Its impossible to predict a bottom, you just buy pussy

>>8069621
>soon to be new AtL
>b-buy high, sell low
Memes aside, I am looking for good buys

Jesus, foot locker is in the complete shitter, might pick some up cheap.

>>8069636
>selling
>ever

>>8069621
Why buy and lock myself in over the weekend. When I can sleep easy and buy lower on Monday?

>>8067642
Temporary correction
/thread

are we gonna double bottom and then get blown the fuck out?

>>8069617
It's like '90 right?

>>8069655
How many big ass dips do you need before you stop pussying out? We will probably be green week next week and end of the day

>>8069679
I would hate for my stock prices to be incorrect.

(((thank you)))!

>>8069690
Yeah that was definitely the 90's

>>8069679
every correction is temporary

>>8069565
>its just a dip goyim
sure is mr skekelstain

>>8069683

imo yeah

>>8069704
but this is what really matters. just buy while getting blown the fuck out and you'll be fine long term

>>8069704
What I mean is this is a correction, not the start of a bear market.

>>8069743
what makes you say that?

Anyone else filling their shopping carts with ford? Chart seems to be extremely cyclical, dropping and gaining 30% over 2-3 month periods, looks like we’re at the bottom of the current cycle. I’ve bought some today but someone suggested we might see a black Monday next week so might wait to see how Monday’s opening goes before buying more

>>8069756
Definitely waiting until Monday, there is no way Monday will be a green day.

>>8069784

what makes you say that?

>>8069790
Pussies won't be done freaking out and panic selling by close today.

>>8069812
it's recovering right now tho

Our only saviour... BGFV

>>8069829
Just a gut feeling. Obviously not fact.

>>8069752
It bounced back last month, itll bounce back again.
The car or student loan bubble would have to bust to cause a bear market.

>>8069885
Some shit can easily happen if China Europe start reciprocal trade war measures combined with a bunch of other shit like if the Fed does some shit nobody expected it to happen in 2008 where muh fundamentals were also good

well well well

looks like buying google and brkb was my greatest idea yet

YANG needs to go high...er.

>>8069900
>Trade war
That’s just Trump trolling the liberals, it’s all talk.

>>8069941
umm no sweetie..

I'm losing so much money what the fuck do I do? Short my own stocks? Buy the dip? Hang myself???

>>8069968
Shitpost on /biz/

>>8069968
Do all of those, in reverse order.

>>8069945
Uh yes it is

>>8069968
Do nothing, hold and stop whining.

>>8069968

are you investing or trading? if you're trading it's your own fault. if you're investing, there's nothing to worry about

Thanks Drumpf!

>>8069968
you should always have at least 50% in cash

>>8069539
>>8069560
Alrighty, 3/4 sold
PIRS at +1.06%
SNSS at +1.35%
OESX at +2.35%

Now, if you'll excuse me..

>>8069968
"buy the dip" is the only right answer

>>8069985
what makes you say that?

>>8069941
He is making me a lot of money with dumb moves with predictable outcome for sure.

>>8069968
Wait for the Power Hour.

>>8069921
>brkb
It's 1/4 of my portfolio. Down 6% this month. I'm in the green overall on it but just JUST my shit up, even warren buffet can't make money in this market. Jucking fews.

>>8069968
Short the dip, buy the rally, sell futures.
You'll get rich in no time.

>>8068737
>Aluminum is irrelevant.

???

wat

>>8069994
Nice! Any sources where I can study this?

anyone else rekt by MSFT? I got in two days ago fuck me

>>8070020
This trade war stuff will fizzle out within a month, mark my words.

>>8070046
based on what information?

>The only meme stock thats green is OCLR

>>8070046
>its just a dip says increasingly nervous bull for the 7th time

>>8070046
I wouldn't say that, this was one of his campaign promises.

>>8070034
He was asking for Brazil. Aluminum exports are irrelevant for Brazil since the energy costs makes relevant production prohibitive.

What's today's meme?

>>8070084

Oh right, sorry, am brainlet

>>8070075
Is it time for the bears to come out of the cave again and be wrong until they go back again?

Hate and make suggestions
t. newfag

>>8070096
Trump's twitter feed.

>>8070119
very nice boomer portfolio

>>8070096
panic selling

>>8070075
we havent been wrong for 100 years

>>8070141
This.

>>8070096
Bear market

are there any non meme tech stocks with reasonable prices right now?

>>8070084
short orders

>>8070114
>>8070156
You were wrong less than a fucking month ago, what are you talking about

>>8070170
Netflix

>>8070170
I'm buying more MSFT

OP is a faggot

>>8070187
will disneyTV damage their value? what will happen with net neutrality?

>>8070183
>implying this correction wont recover like every other correction in history
you make it sound like we all bought the nasdaq at 7000

>>8070156
You have to differentiate the type of bulls tho. If you are Warren Buffet or the Chair of Vanguard or a boomer who bought in decades ago you actually don't give a shit and are permanently bullish because your entry point is so beyond what is happening right now that you don't give a fuck. If you however are a bull cuck who bought in on January then your "hehe le stock market always goes up plz buy my bags" is just a cope

>>8070119
300 iq portfolio if you bought the dip and is betting on a bush 2.0

>>8069999
DIGITS CONFIRM, BUY BUY BUY

>>8070183
Definitely not

>>8070187
nope
>>8070202
nope

>>8070036
I found it in 30 Days to Market Mastery which is a great book you could likely find online for free.

I use the finviz screener to find my stocks, of course. I think I've been making a mistake though in that I research after the market closes which sometimes leads to minimal lost prices from open market gains. If you do this, buy before close.

Most stocks on my watch list are doing terrible except the ones I bought based off the model today.

>>8070213
>>8070224
>feb 5th
>buy its just a dip brainlets
>feb 8th
>aaaaah this isn't the bottom yet sell sell sell

>>8070243
Thanks

CEI getting ready for take off. Get in while its still >.12

>>8070219
Warren buffet buys shit to this day what are you talking about? Do you know the difference between banks selling off and just volatility?

>>8067642
>AAPL going down all week
>sell at like 173.70
>goes up to 175
I got B O G G E D

>>8070248
This time will be different.
Next week is the bounce back.

>>8070219
Buffet is sitting on piles of cash tho.

>>8070223
Sheeit didn't even notice my digits!!!!

>>8070276
>>8070248
literally everything bounced back to make you insane profits, unless you were too PUSSED out of your mind to buy

>>8069756
steel tariffs means Ford's costs go up

buy dip

>>8070169
I bought YANG yesterday, should I get some UVXY TBT and SPXS to hold over the weekend with it?

>>8070082
yeah and so was locking up hilary, repealing obamacare, and building a wall; none of that shit is gonna happen either

>>8070307
>Holding UVXY over the weekend

this is the first time this image has ever been posted sincerely

just fuck my vol short up trump

>>8069999
>>8070223
>>8070290
TIME TO FUCKING BUY

>>8070268
i know he buys shit to this day retard he also possess a ton of insider info and a huge staff that provides him all the information and mountains of cash not to mention he controls bank of America. I would be super bullish if I was Warren Buffet as well 99% aren't warren buffet and if you have 50k invested in shitstocks January you are now BTFO but you're still "bullish" to cope

>>8070331
>Mandate on obamacare gone
>Wall being built as we speak

>>8070341
blaming anyone buy yourself for your trading decisions is a mistake

nobody forced you into anything

>>8070341
I don't understand, Trump ran on a pro-protectionism platform

>>8070341
>shorting vol after what happened a month ago

slow learner, huh?

>>8070352
take your autistic ramblings elsewhere

Sell YANG end of day or hold?

>>8070341
Don't blame the president because you're a colossal retard.

>>8070341
holy shit brainlet they fucking announced the tarrif speech weeks ago not to mention Powell was speaking before the senate banking committee all week

Is the bull trap over?

>>8070331
Isn’t the wall being researched though? And didn’t they repeal the penalty which means you don’t have to buy Obamacare if you don’t want to? I honestly never believed they’d lock Hillary up though.

>>8070433
No. We’re still in the bear trap.

Who here bets on forex?

>>8070524
The dollar is going to get really strong, why would you buy something else?

>>8070524
I do

>>8070524
I wouldn't say bet, but I'm long YEN to offset USD inflation.

Anyone want to guess when the next interest rate hike kicks in?

>>8070568
why would it get strong? Why would you even want to have it strong if you're Trump weak dollar boos foreign export growth which is what he wants to fix the trade balance

>>8070568
A strong dollar would fuck the trade balance up, not sure if Trump wants that.

Fed will be dovish as fuck. USA has too much debt for a stronger dollar. They still have the exact same desired inflation number.

Also this trade war stuff is noise. Buy at the low. Dow 30k by end of year.

>>8070568
What would be your view on the USDJPY ? It has gone from 110 to 105.50 in a few weeks’ time

Are you believing that USD will get stronger because of basic dollar shortage ?

>people actually dropping the dow based on what Trump says and not what he does

>>8070598
watch high yield corporate bonds JNK HYG
they start to tank in a serious way, run like hell

>>8068899
Some days you wanna get the jump on Norman trader though recently it's trash

>>8070156
If you bought the 5% dip in 1929 you sure as hell had a lot of fun hodlin the next 25 years.
Most of the then must have companies went broke so only the tracker would've brought you back.

>>8070668

this but it really boggles my noggin the more i think about it. i'm beginning to believe no one in the market actually makes money, but everyone not in the market loses money massively. all the "gains" in the market are just keeping up with mass inflation and everyone else is getting fucked and being told that there's no meaningful inflation

>>8070705
The expected impact of this trade war is higher than what it really is. This has more impact on NAFTA than apple's trade in China. Also people overestimate China's stability and appetite for a trade war.

>>8070724
0% increase in social security by inflation last year. Yes, everyone not in market is fucked and it's going to get worse.

>>8070341
good. i normally dont like rubbing salt in the wound, but you absolutely deserve it. the markets are not going to calm down. even outside of the market, literally everything is becoming more chaotic. and you voted for the chaos candidate.

even worse, you literally saw this exact scenario last month crush tons of people who had been short vol for years. you saw the global selloff yesterday, and didnt think about managing your risk? im sorry anon, but you absolutely deserve this. chalk it up as an expensive lesson

PEGI getting just'ed by a shitty earnings report. Buying opportunity, or rats leaving a sinking ship?

>>8070568
Maybe there is a fun way to profit from some esoteric currencies from Asia or Africa or Latin America related to each other, I dunno, just trying to be creative

>>8070837
Why are the earnings shitty? Have they been shitty for a while or was this an anomaly?

>>8070858
They have shitty financials period. A shit teir dividend play.

"Trade wars are good and easy to win"

is this the most alpha quote ever?

>>8070837
That shit stock bgfv had a laughable ER and bounced back anyway, I say buy it up.

Is Facebook a viable investment? Their shares have seemingly been up up up for a long ass time.

>>8070827
>money is everything: the post

>>8070934
it didnt bounce off the 175 so it is unknown

>>8070873
trump is legit just taking over the us and im not upset cause im making a fuckload off it

HAHAHA AOBC

so glad I fucking scooped in the panic after earnings numbers came out

>>8070873
You can have 'alpha' hurr US smash quotes, or you can have 'hurr look at my rising stock market', you can't have both.
pros over the world are bailing on the US
http://www.forexlive.com/news/!/the-market-is-right-to-be-scared-about-trumps-trade-moves-20180302

>>8070934
Google is better desu.

>>8070958
>trump is legit just taking over the us
what do you mean by this?

>>8070974
who gives a fuck? Are you a retard?

>oh no some manlet cucks took him 100% seriously and during cucking hour decided to sell stocks

If you have any brain cells you realize this is super overreaction

What is Barbosa up to at close?

To gains we march my brothers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb1fVdbn6Hw

>>8070974
>Adam Button the forex analyst

>>8071008
You'll give a fuck when you're posting pink wojacks and screaming in a couple of weeks. Next stop dow 21,500

>>8070872
I fear you're right. Cheap energy stocks are almost always going to be a shitshow.

>>8071076
>anon the anime shitposter

is it time to buy MGTI again

>>8071077

who gives a shit faggot let's go dow 20k i'll just keep buying don't even have any pink wojacks to post

>>8068694
14/88

SHORT THE CHINKS

TRADE WAR NOW

HoRaTraWa

>>8071074
He will save us from the bear

>tfw finally green on the day
BEARS BTFO

>>8070264
If I have to between work and the gym, I'll post some stocks which line up with the model before close

berkshire so comfy

>>8070264
>>8071229
Time* before work

Also, CHMA went up 2%. That's 4/4 B)

>>8071238
Jesus Christ anon, we get it.

>>8071259
Based. Thanks. I’ll probably just spectate before I buy so I get a feel for it.

GAH MY SHARES WENT UP AFTER I SOLD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>When a country (USA) is losing many billions of dollars on trade with virtually every country it does business with, trade wars are good, and easy to win.

DoNALd DRumPF

Market was always gonna crash but now this retard is just gonna make it easier to get blamed for it.

Why would anybody use a broker like tdameritrade and pay SIX(6!!) dollars on every trade?

>>8071102
JE is a viable hold.

>>8070724
this is the reason i got involved with trading. cash is a terrible investment. 10k in the 70s and you could buy a fucking plane. 10k today is less than most min wage part timers get on the year. same dollar value, wildly different in terms of purchasing power. and thanks to our currency being entirely based off of debt, and regulated by the FED it will only ever get worse.

gains are essentially you losing purchasing power at a lesser rate than all the normies. this is why central banks hoard gold. they know its value will remain more or less stagnant even in a crisis.

>>8070941
what the fuck are you on about? the guy was short vol on one of the most crazy days weve seen all year. it hurts to have a trade move that far against you, and it can ruin you no doubt, but hes sitting there blaming it on trump.

trump is trying to level the trade balance we have with china because the last several presidents have been selling our souls to the slants. i dont blame the chinese for taking the deals, as obviously its great for them. i do however blame the absolute shithead politicians that made it possible for china to destroy our countrys industry. they essentially shorted the country they were elected to protect, lied to us about it, and now they are all kvetching that they cant use shit quality chinese steel and aluminum to sell us overpriced garbage chink trinkets.

as someone who grew up in the rustbelt, i know firsthand how deals like NAFTA can rugpull entire cities and states. as far as im concerned this is a step in the right direction. i hope that he takes it even further and imposes a general tariff on anything from china to further destroy our trade "relationship" with china. we DONT need their chink bullshit, we DO need the jobs, and we DO need the money. if cars cost $100 more, or cans of beer are .0006 cents more, so fucking be it. we cannot allow our politicians to sell our country to the chinese. look at what has happened to canada in this regard.

>>8071324
Roth IRA

Juncker: EU will target Harley Davidson, bourbon and blue jeans in retaliation
KEK, swing states BTFO

>>8071276
SWEETIE

>>8071337
OOH. Sauce?

>>8071077
20k Dow would be fucking amazing buying opportunity. Hopefully every registered dem sells out on advice of Krugman

>>8071337
> blue jeans
so china
> Harley's and Bourbon
kek

wake me up when this faggot decides to go after Amazon Intel and Boeing

>>8071337
>EU
top kek

>>8071285
I assume he is talking about the 200/share and not the 300K/share

IE B instead of A

>>8071396
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-europe-measures-exclusive/exclusive-eu-targets-3-5-billion-of-u-s-imports-for-trade-retaliation-sources-idUSKCN1GE2FO

>>8070974
market is 5% of ALL TIME highs, massive once in a generation tax cuts, and now more fair trade practices from rip off China who has been cheating for decades, seems like a lot of winning

>>8071337
>Harley Davidson
HOW WILL YURO BOOMERS RECOVER

>>8071492
hey fuckhead

every fucking country is going to go nuts saying "we will tariff gabillion dollars of USA stuff". It's empty talk. Wait to see what countries actually do.

We are winning today.

Trade wars are GOOD and EZ 2 WIN

Acquire more equities or be a fucking cuck like male Bloomberg anchors

>>8071492
they won't do anything

Fucking BASED
all losses this week have been covered

>>8071543
If they dare to do anything we will cut off the semen shipments and theyd commit mass suicide

Lunchtime checkup!

What're you eating, how're you doing?

I'm having a corned beef on wheat, egg, and birdfood. And currently I'm looking at a nice rally, so far BGFV has been a consistent hedge for me which is nice. Kept me from being rekt.

Fucking unbelievable. I sold AAPL at 173.50 expecting it to drop some more and now its fucking 175.20. Unbelievable. I mean I bought at 163-ish, so I'm alright but...FUCK.

IM ALL IN MAX LEVERAGE

LET THIS BE THE DAY O LORD

>>8071604
black coffee

>>8071616
because people woke up and analyzed the situation that it barely touches china

holy hell can't even listen to cnbc just a bunch of scared shitless fuckboys fawning and fainting. better buy now, we ain't crashing when there's this much fear in the soys

>>8071637
Nigger, it's a propaganda outlet.

>>8071629
I'm peeved, bro. Gonna have to wait for it to drop again.

>>8071604
I splurged. Grilled shrimp and fish with Spanish rice.

>>8071637
Just understand a few things

- Ideology drives economic prediction and bias, even your own
- The economists are almost all pro-free trade and will exaggerate the fuck out of trade war fear

Basically if one of these experts says trade war is good they will get fired.

>>8071637
>>8071664
>>8071688

I am all in fuccbois I am levered $1000 a point to SPX


Are you all in?

>>8071604
>What're you eating
cigarettes

>>8071637
They are a bunch of low test, free trade loving economists, they just dont realize you cant have free trade without equal labor playing field. How can you trade freely with a country that treats his own massive labor supply like cattle?

>>8071688

it's all imaginary man, but if you wanna be afraid, best to be afraid when the cucks are confident

101 basics

Trump is going to have to blow up NAFTA most likely. Think about his election promises and what he wants to do in 2020. This tariff is another voter satisfaction move. It's not that big of a deal.

Trump has to do work on this stuff. It won't be a big market impact, just watch as cucks freak out ala brexit/ trump election night.

>>8070170
BOTZ because most countries have a low fertility rate and they are going to be in desperate need of robot workers. also minimum wage is on the raise and people are begging for robots to replace them.

Alright back into the TBT with some kind of stupid leverage through options. Been saying to buy the dip on this shit at any point all year, also mandatory VTGN shilling, get in now under $1.25 before it goes to $2.50 then mid teens.

>>8071758
>low test, free trade loving economists
I neeee neeee need the government to proptect my i-i-industry, you l-l-l-low test

>>8071637
the poz is great. personally, i find the media to be one of the best indicators in this game. obviously you dont want to listen to anything they say, but especially in events like this, you can get a feel for the script, and place bets on how they will try to politicize market movements. its one of the things ive used to call these past couple selloffs. that and watching high yield corporate bonds.

>>8071674
That looks like something I would cook.

>>8071604
>eating bird food and one (1) egg. Are you a 145 lbs soy boy?

>>8071795
How do you interpret such data?

>>8071795
the last drop was because of politics

That weekend Trump took credit for the stock market. Next Day CNN had the ticker at -100 (before the big drop), they never have the ticker up.

It was 80% a political drop because Trump announced credit for market. No one mentioned this on CNBC or any news

>>8071791
with federal minimum wage laws and centralized banking you do.

BIG 5 TO THE FUCKING MOON

WE DID IT BOYS

Apologize small fivers

So what do people think about the chances the tariff bill actually gets through?

Surely Trump is clever enough to know it will get blocked by the congress, at which point he can finger point at the dems for ruining his plan to MAGA. He's waiting for them to call his bluff.

>>8071334
Thanks for the laugh, friend. I have a feeling I'll need it by the closing bell.

>>8071841
https://thinkprogress.org/dow-drops-after-trump-takes-credit-3fef286df212/

evidence, and yes democrat sentiment can cause a stock market drop

During Tuesday’s State of the Union address, President Donald Trump gleefully boasted that, thanks to the confidence he has instilled in businesses, the stock market was reaching heights never before seen. “[It’s] smashed one record after another, gaining $8 trillion in value,” Trump said. “That is great news for Americans’ 401(k), retirement, pension and college saving accounts.”

Friday, however, the Dow was making headlines for completely different reasons. The stock market plunged by nearly 700 points, or roughly 2.5 percent, capping off its worst week in two years. In total, the Dow lost 4.1 percent of its value this week, including 362 points on the day Trump was giving his State of the Union address. There are several factors behind the drop, one of which being the latest U.S. jobs report showing an increase in jobs and workers’ wages — good news for Main Street that succeeded in freaking Wall Street out.

>>8071850
do you have enough stock where 2% increase would even cover trading costs?

>>8071791
>protecting your industry from dishonest chinks is bad

>>8071866
There is no need for Congress. The President can just implement it himself because Congress cucked themselves in the 70s

>>8071866
it goes through
Nafta is dead too or revamped heavily soon

>>8071866
I think it could pass but not at 25%. 10% is more reasonable but he always shoots high.

Crash the chinks and all chink lovers.

>>8071604
Jesus fuck, that's sadder looking than a vegan gluten free Caesar salad. Mine was a chicken bowl from Moe's with plenty of guac.

>>8071905
NAFTA is another scam, good riddance

>>8071951
Moe’s is sounding good.

http://fortune.com/2016/09/09/chinese-aluminum-giant-is-tied-to-a-2-billion-mystery-mexican-stockpile/

The cuck will magically not see this article

>>8071825
Guarantee you out of the picture is a bottle of soylent.

Is there a bigger cuck for chink microdick than Kevin Rudd?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPAmFYpaZU8

Wonder what it means when a stock doesn't go down after a "bad earnings" lol

>>8072120
maybe it raised it's guidance for the next quarter

>>8072135
ok.

new thread NOW

>>8071825
>>8072021
>tfw 5’10” and 135lbs
Pls no bully us skeletons. It’s not my fault.

you know its a weird day on the market when GE and SNE are among your top performers....

>>8072173
Not bad...but watch THIS.
>6'2"
>125 lbs

>>8071875
do you not use robinhood?

>>8072177
you just have shit stocks you could have bought nearly the entire medical and biopharma sector today and made thousands of dollars easily

>>8072198
Fuccccckkkkk bro. It’s rare I come across somebody skinnier than me.

>>8072201
No, I'm not a trader.

>>8072198
Jesus Christ anon, you must literally just be skin and bones.

somehow my short vol trade survived

my margin tendies live another day

I’ll bake another bread. Give me a minute.

Am I the only person in on this VTGN or are you guys going to wait till it goes higher? I think this going to be high teens in 17 months.

>>8072269
I really try to avoid it. I had a steak and a knish for dinner last night. It seems that no matter what I do I just can't put on weight.

>>8072340
gaining weight is as hard as losing weight, both of which are easy but require consistent effort over more than a week of time.

Track your calories with a weight loss app and attempt to always meet or surpass your TDEE

Fresh bread

>>8072371
>>8072371
>>8072371

>>8072120
means bad earnings was already priced in
$17 by June

>>8072332
Not buying meme stocks

>>8071833
the media or the bonds?

>>8071841
>>8071870
youre right, but youre also wrong. if you were watching bonds leading up to that feb drop, smart money was planning on a drop a week before, meanwhile equities were going parabolic (this divergance in bonds and equities is a BIG red flag). and initially i think it was more due to powell coming in as new chair (new FED chair always fucks up errytang) and having to hike rates where yellen had just let it get out of control since 08 crash.

on the surface it seemed that the drop was due to politics. and it WAS the catalyst (the memo that is). the memo is very incriminating to a lot of people in our govt. they took the opportunity to launch a full scale algo dump across the whole markets. due to electronic trading and margins traders, this cascades into mass stop loss sells, and eventually margin calls which are liquidated all at once causing an even worse drop.

in addition, ive also heard rumors that the whole VIX catastrophe (which margined a LOT of big positions) was heavily manipulated by big guys writing tons of futures contracts to artificially drop the price and inflate VIX (ill try and find the article). so they took the opportunity that trump gave them to crash the market and try and blame it on him as a favor to their govt butt buddies. trump didnt do it, the hedgies did. they could have done it the day before, after, or whenever the fuck they felt like it. they did it then because they saw an opportunity to cause panic and sow political distrust. if every retail trader in the market just cashed out simultaneously, it wouldnt move the market nearly as much as that. its only when big money comes in that you see the moves we have been seeing.

TL;DR do not listen to the MSM, look THROUGH the MSM and try and see the way they are applying spin, and reverse engineer your way back to why they would be applying said spin.even as POTUS trump does not have the power to cause a crash like that, but hedgies DO.

>>8072378
I went to IHOP like a month ago. And I got the chicken and waffles from the kids menu. Finished the whole thing and felt full. Looked at the calories...
>600 calories
I felt full after that...I'd have to eat FIVE of those to get close to the calorie requirement needed to gain weight.

>>8071825
>>8071951
I usually post something grandeoise but I'm at the location that doesn't serve food :(

>>8072434
>oy vey who eats more than one meal a day
you're a faggot.

>>8072021
Nah I don't like soy

>Already up 2% on my ford buy
Nice.

>>8072434
Drink whole milk with every meal. That helped me a lot.

>>8072412
Both.

>>8072458
I eat three, you dolt. And it still apparently wouldn't cut it.

>>8072332
Risk of RS?

>>8072477
then you need to change what you eat and introduce more caloric dense foods like milk and cheese into your diet.

>>8071866
congress cant do shit all >>8071884

these cunts think they can sell out the country they represent to the chinese. this is a wake up call. i hope he takes it further.

>>8072477
ill hit ya up in the next thread gimme a sec, grabbing somethin to eat

>>8071846
maybe the minimum wages and central banking is the problem???

>>8072604
They are a problem, but band-aids are more easily applicable than surgery.

>>8072628
yes im sure taxing your citizens will really punish china and help the economy

>>8072671
those taxes are optional and can be avoided by investing in american steel which should be getting a boost from the tax cut that was pushed recently.

>>8071562
>he didn't invest in AMRS
pleb

>>8072707
>those taxes are optional
This somehow makes it good for the economy?

>>8072707
Why are people buying Chinese steal in the first place? Once you answer that you will understand why these tariffs will be bad for American business and American consumers

>>8072766
yes because you can either pay extra taxes or invest in the American economy.

>>8072815
The iq of your average protectionist is staggering, so you think America is getting raped by China because of lack of investment?

china manipulates their currency to make their exports cheaper. this is a well known fact. its not a fair playing ground

>>8072803
cheaper standards, china doesn't have the same rules and red tape as us and can get away with making their goods cheaper.

Reducing regulations removing the federal reserve and eliminating the federal minimum wage are all the most beneficial and optimal way to stabilize and fortify the economy but until then we need to reduce deficit and increase the flow of money inside america so that we aren't in debt with no fake money to give to people when they come knocking on our door with shitty QBZs
>>8072849

>>8072869
do you know how China manipulates its currency?

>>8072926
they sell their currency and buy foreign currency. obviously.

>>8072915
>until then
its never going to happen mate, thats the issue with democracy, you can't let the Turkeys vote on Christmas, the regulation will just get more and more. America can't compete with China, and if you think they can your delusional, America is over-regulated, and inefficient. Your countries only export is the dollar, and thats coming to an end very soon. You will still be buying Chinese steel, but be paying more and suffering the consequences of tit-for-tat trade wars. The US will lose against China.

>>8072990
Do you not think that gives them some serious ammunition against the US? They could crash the US Bond Market in 24 hours, they own you.

>>8073007
ok then there is no point in arguing with me and we will have to wait and see.

>>8073045
Please tell me whos going to deregulate? trillion dollar deficit drumpf? Bernie 2020? please tell me

>>8073007
china has more to lose in a trade war fool
>>8073032
oh no not my 3% yeild bonds whatever will I do
kill yourself

>>8073079
you realize yields will go up? Yes the US will loose, they provide nothing to China but worthless paper, China provides valueable goods and services. I'm sure China would love to start producing for their domestic market instead of producing for Americans so they can live well beyond their means.

>>8073135
why do you assume that consumption is good? buying chinese crap that breaks in 5 years or low quality stell is not good for society or the economy. i hope china stats selling their shit to their own citizens, I dont want it. americans should be putting the money that buys chinese lead toys into their savings account

>>8073069
You're fighting, not arguing.

>>8073079
>china has more to lose in a trade war fool
My landlords not going to kick me out, I pay him rent every week, I'm so special, my landlord is dependant on me the rentslave

>>8073196
When did I ever say consumption was good? 70% of American GDP is consumer spending, your whole economy is consuming, your a consumer economy, China is a producer economy - You tell me who holds the winning hand.