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i want to lick her smelly feet

I just check my bitcoin packages in the morning and get my kids off to school, then work on my antisemetic manifesto the rest of the day.

i wonder if housewifing is secretly hard, like social isolation and dealing with a dick husband

>>8064282
How many Linkies for a woman like this?

>>8064322
tyrone makes her forget all about it. if not idk how they live with being a glorified maid/fucktoy

>>8064422
friendly reminder, cuck spammers are the canary in the gold mine that are telling you that /biz/ is now shitpost territory and you're talking to low iq tards

for another example
you're the wafting smell from a fresh turd

>>8064464
Its canary in a coal mine faggot

>>8064282

If I make it and I marry my current gf she'll probably be a housewife. Is this bad? I'll be a house guy too I guess LARP'ing as an investor.

Should I be worried?

>>8064464

>canary in a “gold” mine
>”you’re talking to low IQ tards”

Well, you’re right about that. I definitely am talking to a low IQ tard

The best way to ensure your housewife doesn't cheat and stays in shape is to make her use cleaning appliances that are medieval or just have no cleaning appliances at all.

She should also be made to cook your lunch for the next day while you are out, dinner should be ready when you get home and breakfast when you wake up. No dishwasher, she cleans up all by hand.

If she can't maintain the household then it is a waste of time to have her stay at home, her time would be better spent at work and her income being used to pay for household staff.

If you give your housewife modern appliances she will spent an hour, two at most doing her daily chores and then the rest of the day eating in front of the tv or fucking the gardener. You need to have her day be as busy as possible.

If you don't get a gf/waifu that doesn't cook for you then you're doing it wrong.

Trust me Anons. Thank me later.

>>8064322
Don't forget the ridicule you'll get from everyone about being a leach and a freeloader.

>>8064573
or you could get a few farm animals and make her take care of that. Not only does it make an extra buck, you have fresh eggs in the morning.

I'm a houseman, I'm a model so don't work that often but still make a nice Buck, my girlfriend has a high position though. I game in the morning, do Some daytrading or castings, go to the shop, cook in the afternoon when my honey get's home. eat, fuck, sleep, repeat

Life is pretty sweet like that

>>8065165
aiming for this life

>>8064464
whoa what an english. shill me some books to read, i'm tired of russian and simple english used in company I'm working at

>>8065165
>I'm a model

show vagene

>tfw all I want to do is get tipsy and clean the house until my big bear comes home
fml

>>8064490
Impossible to tell.
Never stop paying attention to the relationship and maybe she won't cheat on u. Good luck anon

>>8064482
>>8064553
>newfags

>>8064573
it's hard to picture anyone over 25 writing this post
there's validity in a return to more traditional values, but frankly, you manchild faggots flooding the space with your turmoil of angst and sexual fetish just ruin the whole thing
i suppose it makes sense for the kids trying to become men to talk about this more than the guys who already made it, but it's annoying for the rest of us who would like to use the internet as something else than a playground for overgrown teenagers

>>8066069
LORDE
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>>8066852
>4chan is the whole of the internet
your free to get the fuck out of here. You didn't provide any argument, and just derided the poster. Incredibly ignorant and juvenile.

>>8066922
Nah that guy is 100% right, this site is mostly kids who are completely out of touch with reality because they spend all day in their rooms fantasizing about the perfect obedient pure virgin housewife while their mother and father pay the bills and feed them.

Tell me what woman could ever love or respect a "man" who acts that way and does not even have a direction in life. Not even a worthless party girl hookup slut would give him a passing thought, much less this magical unicorn of a girl who e imagines would happily and obediently slave away for him.

>>8067592
>>8066852
You must not be as clever as you think you are. The idea isn't to have a pure virgin housewife that is your slave, the idea is to keep a person as occupied as possible. Modern appliances have made what were once full time occupations unbelievably easy and much less time consuming. Leaving anyone at home alone for 9 hours a day with limited social interaction and nothing to do (after chores) will drive them insane at best. People do anything to relieve boredom, in todays world this leads to over-eating, television and socialising. Unless you want to increase the chances of your wife being fat or having an affair you need to keep her as busy as possible, this means increasing the time it takes to complete household chores.

The stuff about meals and keeping the house tidy is simply economical. If she can't or won't clean and cook you are basically supporting a NEET that sucks away your income and provides sex. This means it is more economically viable to have her employed and producing an income that can be used to hire cleaning and cooking staff.

But yeah. Keep throwing insults, that is really going to stop modern housewives from being overweight, lonely, depressed and prone to affairs. I'll say it again, leaving a person cooped up inside a house for 7hrs a day (minus 2hrs for daily chores AT MOST) and you're creating a recipe for disaster.

>>8064482
>Biz is the gold mine, or once was
Get it now?
Granted, you were more often in need of a canary in a coal mine due to the build up of noxious gases inherent to the surrounding geology, but if you don't stop being a dick on my board of gold your mother will die in her sleep tonight and you'll be out of a place to live and wet hole to fuck when you want sum fuck

>>8064282
>implying there are married women on 4chan

Dude, you need a break

>>8064310
Nice, sieg heil.

>>8068352
You'd be surprised. Was a thread on pol last year sometime full of middle aged moms

>>8064310
o/

>>8066922
>You didn't provide any argument, and just derided the poster. Incredibly ignorant and juvenile.

Did I get lost and end up on fucking reddit? Get the fuck out

>>8067927
Having children is supposed to busy them up a bit I hear.

>>8064900
Who cares about ridicule from jealous roasties who spend their lives working HR at Shekelberg Co.?

>>8068488
>doesn't understand the reflecting of self-righteousness to display hypocrisy.

>>8069207
It's more powerful than you think. Roasties of that type are a non-trivial societal force.

>be me
>rich
>wife is a nurse and works 3 days a week
>the other 4 days she cleans the house, cooks, and does her stuff
>I buy her all of the sewing, knitting, and quilting stuff she wants
>I buy her new markers, coloring books, and and coloring pens for coloring
>she also has a penfolio worth more than most people's annual earnings for her calligraphy
>I also buy her any DVD collection of Scooby doo that goes on sale
>she also gets to foster as many pets as she wants
>all I have to do is keep making money, stay fit, and give her the hammer

>>8069466
>give her the hammer
wot

Why no kids? When you're rich, kids are all upside.

>>8069466
lmao
is your "wife" 12yrs old?
mohammed?

>>8067927
You know what man? You seem like you got it all figured out. I take it back, you are totally right.

I'm sure you will be successful in your endeavors to get a woman to manually churn your butter, wash your clothes with a tub and board, mop the floors with an old-fashion noodle mop, hang all the laundry out to dry on a clothesline, and mow the yard with an old rotary blade push mower, and cook all your meals in advance as well as do the dishes by hand. I'm sure it will be a piece of cake of cake for you to find a woman willing to do this.

Godspeed anon! I would wish you good luck, but I'm sure you won't need it :)

>>8069500
Starting kids in 6 months. It's always been in the plan. You know what the hammer is.

>>8069643
She has her own interests and that's fine. Scooby is a timeless classic. I'm beginning to think that you're the foreigner. I bet you're familiar with usary laws on a state level and have a nose that a hawk would be jealous of.

>>8064282

>tfw want to be housewife so bad since I like cooking and doing chores
>can't because I refuse to use crypto gains and because my husband doesn't make enough by himself

REEEEEEEEEE FEMINISM RUINED EVERYTHING

>>8064282
Househusband reporting in.

Wife works all day and I sit around shitposting and day trading.

>>8067927
The fact that you have the time to type out that much drivel tells me you’re not worthy of my time. Tldr

>>8064282
My chinese gf wants me to move to China and become a house husband. Thoughts?

>>8069802
What race are you?

>>8069698
cash out 10-20%. I can tell you from experience it is well worth it.

Holy fuck I want an asian gf so fucking bad bros it hurts so fucking much

>>8069856
White

>>8069802
DON'T DO IT. She wants to own you as property. I assume her family is rich.

>>8069934

>>8069924

I might as well soon enough since my VEN and ICX is fucking me and I see no end in sight. I just want to go back to my original ATH but it looks like it won't happen for awhile.

>>8064282
My wife is a housewife. She has no financial stress or obligations and has access to all my accounts. Honestly, she's better at saving money and finding good deals than i am. She spends most of the time telling care of our kid 1 year old. She does the cooking and cleaning. Ill help with the kid when i have time. Social life is pretty non existent for us. We can have friends over pretty conveniently, but it's not convenient going anywhere with the kid. So no more going out pretty much.

>>8069990
>be owned by rich Chinese family
>probably be henpecked and criticized all day, and target of casual racism from family members
>rich chinese family

I say do it

>>8070032
You should've just creampied a bunch of girls throughout your 20s using a fake identity and ensured your genetics would carry on without the hassle of raising a kid.

>>8070032
judging by your tone ur gonna get cucked hard, if not already

>>8069990
>>8070068
Her family is not rich, but I don't doubt I will be treated like an object

>>8069802
stay out of motherland redneck honky

>>8067592
I was literally exactly like this an married a girl almost like that (not a virgin but close) I'm in my 30s so I find virgins disgusting.

My wife cooks, cleans, and does the shopping. When I was worried I was going to lose my job she went and got one and put in 70 hours weeks without complaint. THe pussy is great too but she never offers to fuck me I always have to pester her so I guess nobody is perfect.

>>8070153
Have you ever been to China? Interacting with the Chinese on a daily basis will make you want to fucking kill yourself. I worked in China for 4 months and would not go back to China for $1 million dollars. You cannot put anything past the Chinese. I would murder every last mainlander on earth if I could.

>>8070358
let me guess, esl teacher lmao

Am I the only one who thinks women get the better deal out of the housewife thing?

I think I’d make that bitch get a part time job. Fuck being the gender that has to do all the hard work while your wife runs a vacuum cleaner. The kids are in (((school))) past age 5 so it’s not like she’s with them all day.

Roasties can’t keep getting away with it.

>be me
>30
>mba
>high 6 figure crypto port.
>qt blonde housewife
>pumping out kids (on 3)
>clean house
>all meals cooked
>dont have to do stupid shit like kids soccer practice or grocery shopping
>mfw the 1950s had it the best for men

enjoy your working wives getting fucked by their coworkers while you both slave away for a single family home.

kek

>>8070488

Women are grown-up children, we can't usually survive on our own. Think of it as a blessing of being born male that you can aspire to much better things than us in life. How it should be is a housewife tends to the home and children and runs all the errands and you focus on your job and yourself as a person. You can do a lot more in your life and be your own person. Women derive happiness in our own way from our offspring and from the husband being happy. Modern appliances do make things too easy though

>>8068147
Found the autistic kid who made the stinky linky video

>>8070284
>she never offers to fuck me I always have to pester her

My wife started doing this about a year after we got married. She's from Belarus and hot AF.
I know she LOVES sex, but she wants me to "work for it" and "desire" her and shit like that. Basically, as long as I'm not a total asshole and give her 10 mins of affection, her panties are off 100% of the time. This sounds easy, but when I come home from work and she immediately starts bitching about 10 different things, it's difficult to not be a sarcastic prick. I literally have to remind myself that I want to get my dick sucked and sat on tonight, so I better pretend to not be stressed out / bothered by my currently still attractive wife's naggings.

>>8066869

>>8070684

If I could find a girl who genuinely loved me and was a great mother and doting wife I’d have no problem. Too many women don’t do shit even for the kids and god forbid they do anything for the husband. I wouldn’t take my wife for granted but it’s nice to feel appreciated like when she has supper ready when you come home or when she greets you when you come home. I just want a woman who genuinely loves me and takes care of her husband like a good wife should.

>>8070797

Honestly it's not hard to do its just that women are lazy. Even I'm a bit lazy but I still at least do things like the dishes, laundry, and clean up the house. My husband never has to do that so it frees up his time to focus on himself. I would suggest finding a woman who isn't constantly on her phone or watches the tv all day for a start. Might be difficult if she's young. I grew up in the 3rd world so I'm used to doing things without convenience and cooking.

>>8068352
Cook breakfast, pack his lunch, hw goes off to work. Coffee and check the charts/biz. Music and cleaning, dishes, laundry. Late lunch and charts again, maybe a trade. Start dinner while watching a documentary. Finish dinner. Do a little painting or writing. He comes home. Pretty good. When he goes out of town for business though, I end up losing my mind after a few days. Note: I am on the autism spectrum and have haunted 4chan for years, so ymmv on other housewives being here at this point

>>8069664
That's funny because you are attacking him while this anon just did made a valid point about housewifes. He actually never said you should marry one, or every wife should become one. He just pointed out, that if your wife wants to become a housewife, those are important things to keep in mind. He seems pretty chill, while you are fighting against your own demons you are projecting on him.

>>8069367
agreed
which is why we need to turn this around by mercilessly shaming roasties and the betas that subsidize and support their weaponized wombs

>>8069664
People of the past managed to do it easily enough friend, making butter also is not what I was describing. Think more in line with sweeping instead of using a vacuum, washing dishes by hand instead of using a dish washer and yes washing clothing by hand. None of these are difficult tasks, you are seriously over estimating the difficulty factor. The refrigerator should be small and only house meals for 1-2 days to encourage regular shopping. Idle hands are the devils playthings, keeping your wife busy will make her happier than if she spends hours every day watching tv and getting fat.

If you're going to have modern appliances then there isn't any real need to have a housewife, chores can be done quickly and easily by either working partner once they're home from work.

>>8069754
Okay, it was nice being insulted by you.

>>8070797
>takes care of her husband like a good wife should
Don't think you provide her your part of the deal. You think you do, but you don't.

Why the fuck would I get a housewife?
I rather rent out some sexy hoes for fucking and pay for cleaning service/food delivery.

Also
>children
Waste of fucking time and money

My wife stays home. She does a lot, cooks, cleans, dishes, laundry, bathes kids, etc. I'm not Don Draper..I cook, get groceries if she's tied up, active dad..I'm just saying she fullfills the role and isn't the stay at home type who asks for maid, eats out every meal, puts kids in school all day and plays on Instagram. Her biggest hobby is working out and that's her time. I love the arrangement and she does as well.

>>8068437
>full of nazineets larping as their moms

>>8070358
I am gonna visit her so I'll see when I get there

>>8069466
> >I buy her new markers, coloring books, and and coloring pens for coloring
> >she also has a penfolio worth more than most people's annual earnings for her calligraphy
> >I also buy her any DVD collection of Scooby doo that goes on sale
she is 12, she must be 12

>>8069664
I can sense the upper-middle class lack of perspective and projecting his/hers own need onto society.

I yearn for a revolution against you people.

>>8071249
>t. friendly neighborhood russian

>>8070358
Oh anon, please do tell us of your misadventures in the orient.

>>8070108
Judging by your tone you've never had a relationship and have never been financially stable enough to maintain one

>>8070917

Where are you from? One thing too i will add I’d that many women in the West today are brainwashed into preferring careers to children and marriage. They would rather work, party and sleep around their whole life than find a man and family to take care of. If they are really sneaky they will work for 10 years then try to find a guy in their mid 30s just as their looks are fading. It is disgusting how many women have been tricked into rebelling against their natural role. This makes it naturally harder to find a girl who will even want to stay at home.

>>8071143
comfy wife, comfy life

AMRIGHT ANOON

>>8071143

>I cook and clean if she’s tied up

Literally why is your wife staying at home then. I get if she’s sick but that’s literally her job. That’s why she’s at home. She can’t even do simple shit like that?

>>8071380
because getting uptight over every petty little thing is how you destroy any type of relationships including basic friendship

>>8071106

Even doing things the old fashioned way isn't hard. When I lived in South Korea I used to wash dishes by hand, wash my clothes by hand and hang them outside (common in Asia), and almost nothing was ready made so you had to know how to cook to eat anything. It's still like that somewhat, but ramen and cheap meals are popular now.

>>8064900
>Literally bringing life into the world and raising strong, honorable children is being a leech and a freeloader
>Being a soulless number in a machine for shekelberg to make more money and dying alone is better
Roastie wagecucks btfo

>>8071380
It's a partnership , not a totalitarianism regime. If you try and make it that, you will fail. We have 2 children and they are homeschooled 3 days a week which she does, they have ballet, tennis, events at school , etc. There is plenty for her to do for me to justify having a side job which affords our lifestyle. She is an excellent mother and wonderful wife compared to our peers. The 50s model you describe doesn't work, but neither does the feminist "man do it all" routine. It's 2 people who respect one another's roles and are willing to be available when needed that makes it flow.

>>8064464
>guaranteed_replies.docx

>>8071347
>Anon thinks women should be housewives
>Anon can't find housewife because women have careers
>Anon doesn't financially outperform women
>Anon is sad because he cannot offer a better life to financially better women
>Anon is sad because he cannot afford a housewife that doesn't work.

>>8070684
This is how it should be, it gives time for men to achieve great heights so they can shower their prosperity onto their family while the woman makes sure that he has nothing to worry about on the sidelines at home and is able to provide for them in such a manner.
>>8071557
Respect, though 2 children is not enough, 3 is bare minimum.

>>8071610

Most of the jobs women hold are fluff and useless. Only exception is childcare and being a teacher at the elementary school level. Otherwise a man could probably do the job better.

>>8071610
>anon can't procreate
>his race dies out
>jews win
finish it next time, ok?

>>8071638
Have you ever had kids? Do you know how much work it is to take care of a baby? Do you know how much of your life you have to give up for each kid regardless if you're the man or the woman? Think of all your aspirations and goals you have right now, when you have kids take those goals and aspirations and delete 85% of them.

>>8071655
who gives a shit what gender does it better on average, what matters is if YOU can do it better. If you can't outperform the woman you want financially, then she's better at being both a man and a woman than you.

>>8070456
nah I was a fashion model. My rate was like 1500 rmb per hour. I'm pretty sure a full days work is more than an ESL teeacher makes in a month.

>>8071288
I've worked in China, Malaysia, Singapore, HK, Korea, and Japan. All have their good and bad qualities, but all except China are tolerable. I fucking hate China and mainlanders are disgusting pieces of shit. They smoke in the fucking gym. They shit in the streets. A chinese will sell his own mother into slavery for a buck. They're the most dishonest, conniving, immoral pieces of shit that have ever waked the Earth.

>>8069719
/ourguy/

>>8071757

Is this why people also hate chink coins so much? I hold a large amount of VEN and the amount of "this is a chink scam" fud is starting to get to me

>>8071557

>man works
>wife takes care of the home
>wife can’t even do her share of work so you have to help her do her half

Hmmmm

>>8071610

More like “virtually all women are degenerate roasties”

I’ll die alone before I marry a non virgin woman who partied and is “ready to settle down”

>>8072000
>Man has work hours and can go home to take break
>Woman taking care of kids work 24/7, all of her waking hours and even in the middle of the night.

>>8071557
This is what a working marriage with a focus on kids should look like. Building each-other up.
>>8072027
You will indeed.

>>8071467
>"can you be the goalkeeper anon? Hey it's an amazing role you are the pillar of the team"

remember anons,
it's not because someone's screaming and repeating the same thing over and over that they're right.

think about what makes sense. if you don't get it at 1st take a good nights sleep and do yourself and try not to stab people so that you get enough time to sort your ideas out the next day.

you guys should be ashamed of what you're doing, one day it's /pol/ next day it's women, what's next?

>>8072068
>man works his ass off just to come home to a kid he is taking care as much as woman does
>woman can't even put dishes in dishwasher
how the fuck is this fair?

>>8064282
House husband here. I work from home and am actually the primary earner, but my wife commutes and works longer hours, so I take care of the house.

No kids so things are pretty chill. Wake up around 10am, eat a breakfast she left for me, then work my wagecuck job in pajamas like a total yoga mom. Sometimes we fuck in the morning before she goes to work, and I sleep another hour.

Really can't complain. It's a cushy life, and the wine & chocolate meme is real. I keep hobbies tho (besides crypto) and go on work trips a couple nights a month to keep from becoming a total slob.

>inb4 cuck
My wife is a genuinely bisexual women, and I'm basically a twink fuck boi. The dynamic works brilliantly for our sex life.

>>8072068
>Children don't attend school or extracurricular activities they simply exist in a state of constant disruption
>Older children can't be used to care for younger children
>Assistant child care is not a possibility
>Parents and parents in law never take care of their grandchildren

This excuse doesn't fly once they're 5-6.

>But that Anon says his wife home schools the kids
So send them to school.

The real reason people complain about kids is to remind people they have kids and to simply complain.

>>8072276
I honestly can't wait until my kids are old enough to go to school, but I don't imagine the workload would be a drastic decrease. Parents/Parents-In-Laws aren't going to be there to help for any significant amount of time, and who wants to deal with parents/parents-in-laws and all of their opinions when you already have to deal with your kid. Assistant care is giving your kid to someone else to take care of that doesn't give a shit.

>>8066069
Female review bro?

Would marry

>>8071118
>his genes aren’t worth carrying forward

Thanks got it

>>8072256
>My wife is a genuinely bisexual women, and I'm basically a twink fuck boi. The dynamic works brilliantly for our sex life.
Sounds like you guys got it worked out congrats anon.

>>8072435
Not everyone will give a shit about your kids in their life. let them experience it from time to time for their own good.

locking down a legit housewife that actually takes care of the house would be remarkably impossible.
ive fucked over 100 bitches and married 5 and still havent found a suitable house wife material
im at the point now where im strictly mgtow and have a butler and maid taking care of my shit.
its cheaper than marriage and i just keep disposable gfs now.
also, i made it big on btc, eth, and neo also waiting for link to payout

>>8072822
> married 5

What the fuck, anon

>>8072568
That's what school is for, they don't need to experience it when they don't even understand it

>>8072822
You're probably just chasing or being attracted to the wrong types of women.

>>8072822
Damn bro how big is your link stack be honest

>>8072186

It used to be fair before technology made these chores easy. It took hours just to get things like laundry done and cooking a full dinner actually took some effort. Also don't forget women tended to animals too. Yes there isn't as much of a point to being a housewife which is why I am sad I missed out on that era, but having a part time job and being a partial housewife is pretty good to me

>>8072937
it's still fair, it made it easy for us as well.
>Manage 60 employee company from home using Salesforce and several other apps.
>Make money on computer trading cryptos.

>>8069466
Start getting her into new things you retard. She will get bored and leave you

>>8072822
> married 5
Your ability to assess an opportunity is poor. Reevaluate your risk management strategy.

Both of my parents were boomers and they both worked. Mom was a corporate exec and my dad basically had his own business. We had a live-in maid growing up until I was like 11 but then my dad turned into an asshole and got rid of her so he could spend more money on other bullshit, forcing my mother to work and then come home and do the laundry and shit on top of working 8-9 hours a day and sitting through what was usually a 2 hour daily commute. They're divorced now. I knew it wouldn't last when my mom got laid off and had free time to see what a selfish asshole my dad was.

>>8073103
thats the thing, so many women will pressure you into marrying them.

>DONT FALL FOR IT WOMEN ARE FUCKING SCAMMERS ALL OF THEM ARE

>>8073307
So basically all women are pajeets on the inside?

>>8072091
Try winning a championship without a good goalie. It's the exception, not the norm.

>>8072000
dude I get the angle you're coming from, but it sounds like he's saying he will pick up the slack when she is out taking the kids to sports/appointments. Be realistic and give that guy the benefit of the doubt.

>>8072091
A mother raising children is the primary actor in the family.

>>8073418
Yes, you are correct. Other Anon is missing the point entirely, but it's cool, I was there once. Saying shit like "muh wife will blow me daily" & "my wife will work and take care of kids" with a whiskey and smoke in my hand. Truth is you don't know what you don't know. Truthfully, I adore my wife and daughters so much I would gladly carry it all just so I knew they were taken care of. I was a late maturer, cokehead, man whore degenerate so I feel eternally blessed to have the setup I have. To each their own, but if you think it's 50/50 your wrong, a relationship is a living, dynamic organism that needs to be able to adapt and flex in any direction.

>>8073350
pretty much and prenups will do you no good whatsoever. 3 out of the 5 i married said they singed the prenup under duress and it was void in court. marriage is a scam invented by low life women to legally rob men of all their wealth. never get married anon, trust me.

>>8073097
We do lots of other activities, but those are just things that she does around the house

>>8070579
Mba, more like Cuckba

>>8068352
My current wife was in my class during college and one time while I was chilling with her she blurted out "fucking niggers" accidentally. Turned out she browsed /pol/ which she introduced me afterwards.

That was almost 5 years ago and We've been married for 2 years. Also she is Jewish and I have no fucking idea why she browsed /pol/ at all. I was pretty liberal before meeting her but now I'm conservative.

>>8064343
None. My girlfriend is a 10, from germany, and I only make 65k a year. Why? Because we love each other. Once my business was pretty much automated I dropped out of school and moved over there to be with her more. All I have to do is provide for her and she loves me in return.

>>8074194

>all I have to do is provide for her and she “”””loves”””” me in return
>literally a prostitute

>>8074848
All women are whores

>>8074976
all men are assholes

>>8075011
All niggers are niggers.

>>8066069
Tim burton call, he want his actress back.

>>8074848
>im too ugly to find a girl
fuck off

>>8064310
You would make Uncle Adolf proud.

>>8074848
also
>literally a prostitute
you can tell that to the hymen i broke

>>8073728
>Not making a chainlink-powered smart contract prenup
>Which has data feeding into it from sources including, but not limited to genetic tests of your children

>>8074194
>And she loves me in return
It should be unconditional, you faggot. If you lose your job, she's going to dump you.

>>8069685
Scooby doo is trash.

>>8075165
That's not the point though, we were together long before I started my business. It just worked out really well for her lol

>>8075050
>>8075120

>she loves me as long as I pay her