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dear /biz/,

give me some advice please.

my gf is a solid 7-8, long hair, skinny sexy body, looks like 20, needs sex everyday, suck my dick like a Pro, does Anal, loves to play vidya, cooks everything i want, clean my clothes and my condo, loyal af, dont smoke, dont drink alcohol, dont do drugs, no tattoos, never ask me for money, buys me food and stuff with her own money, loves me with all her heart…

only downside she is extremly jealous and would kill any other bitches if they touch me

i want to dump her because i can not stand her jealousy anymore

what are your thoughts /biz/?

>> No.8062742
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>>8062706
you want reassurance to "buy high sell low", right?

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>>8062706
Dude. Get over yourself, and count your blessings

>> No.8062754

>>8062706
kys faggot

>> No.8062762

>>8062706
Sage

>> No.8062772

>>8062706
keep her and appreciate her

stop being a little bitch

>> No.8062773

Are you just here to boast?

>> No.8062774
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>>8062706
Dump her asap. Sounds like you are in a very unhealthy relationship. She is way too attached to you and probably would accuse you of cheating if she even saw you talking friendly with a waitress.

>> No.8062777

>>8062706
first off you're lying.
second off you'd be extremely autistic to break up with a women like that.

>> No.8062778

this has nothing to do with making me money

ergo shut the FUCK up, sage and reported

>> No.8062782

Wtf this girl is 15?

>> No.8062792

If you think about it suicide would be the only solution guaranteed to work in this situation, but I might be slightly biased looking at it from my own perspective (I own 10k Chain Link)

>> No.8062797

>>8062778
>biz
>making money

>> No.8062807

lots of forum sliding today. this must be the new share blue board

cmon mods

>> No.8062821

>>8062706
Trade her for some bit coin in the black market, she can probably fetch a couple if you find the right Arab to buy her

>> No.8062827

>>8062706
Nice fucking copy paste you lonely autistic faggot

>> No.8062840

Kill yourself you larping piece of shit.

>> No.8062859

>>8062706
Marry her you fucking asshole. If you don't you're a total faggot.

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>>8062778
>making me money
This is a business board. Business does not necessarily involve making you money. Please leave the board and never return.

>> No.8062874

>>8062706
>be the best possible boyfriend you can be
>make her fear losing you and never finding someone as good as you
>threaten to leave if she doesn't change her jealousy
>profit

Worked for me

>> No.8062883

>>8062782
He said she was 7-8 but looks 20.

>> No.8062896

>>8062742

Fucking keke

>> No.8062949

>>8062706
Sage this fucking thread you fucking asshole you just want to show off FUCK YOU

>> No.8063075

>>8062706
POST TITS

>> No.8063094

>>8062865
Shut the fuck up fag you know what he meant.

>> No.8063120

>>8062706
>>8062706
I had a gf like that a could years ago. She was more obsessed than actually into the relationship, you're just the shiny new object in her life. She will grow bored and move on.

Jealousy that intense is a sign that something's not right. GL

>> No.8063161

>>8062706
1 of two things. either your energy is going somewhere else and that is the cause of her "jealousy" as you experience it (very likely).

or 2. she's emotionally unstable and needs therapy. this is only determinable if you fully explore option 1 first. if this is the case, she'll end up cheating on you if she doesn't get her issues resolved.

she either has a very intense concept of a relationship and you aren't quite meeting it, or she's pathologically dependent and no one will ever be enough.

sage because /biz/

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image related, point 4 always apply mofo

>> No.8063225

>>8062706
>anal
Dump her op every girl that allows her poop chute to be desecrated is a whore at heart

>> No.8063240

>>8062706
idk shes probably a fatter and a gayer

>> No.8063261

>>8062883
underrated post

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>>8062706
Buy electroneum good advice sir, make lots heavy bags of moneys

>> No.8063299

>>8062706
sage, hide, report. this shit isnt /biz/ related