[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 403 KB, 298x694, d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8051987 No.8051987[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I got this little tinder thot coming over in 20 minutes or so

Should I try to shill her on crypto? Any coins I should yell out the name of mid-sex? How can I bring my love of Crypto into this dicking?

>> No.8052017

>>8051987
kek

>> No.8052031
File: 37 KB, 385x307, GTO 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8052031

>>8051987
>little

>> No.8052065
File: 347 KB, 450x614, dz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8052065

>>8052031
Good point

>> No.8052071

>>8051987
youre not meant to fuck the whales op

>> No.8052078

>>8051987
Shill her on Burritoken or Tacoin or "One Family-sized Pizza Please. No its just me"-chain

>> No.8052101
File: 876 KB, 1280x1059, 19BCC5F8-73FB-42E8-A18A-556BC3433DFF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8052101

Definitely BoldPure.
Tell her that we will be saved from scamming pajeets.

>> No.8052108
File: 17 KB, 620x349, 1516313630893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8052108

>>8051987

yeah uhhh shill er instead

>> No.8052114

Yes, we all want to dump our bags on her after you dump your load on her.

>> No.8052122

>>8052065
MOAR

>> No.8052127

>>8051987
Talking to strangers about crypto is a good way to get robbed.

>> No.8052151

>>8052114
low test and low energy confirmed

>> No.8052152

>>8051987
yeah diet coin

>> No.8052157

why are you going to fuck a walrus??

>> No.8052164

>>8051987
she is going to be shilling you. she is clearly a fucken whale.

>> No.8052170

>>8051987
Brap

>> No.8052180

Sorry op she's cute but is about to be fat af

>> No.8052183

>>8052101
This

>> No.8052195

>MCD $1000 EOY

>> No.8052206

>>8052151
>floorboards don't creak and moan like the house was built on top of 10 Indian cemeteries when she takes a step
L-LOW TEST

>> No.8052210

>>8052151
>not taking money from roasties
You'll spend it better than she will.

>> No.8052227

sometimes this board makes me want to get on tinder but then my conscience reminds me I'm not degenerate

>> No.8052253
File: 90 KB, 264x200, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8052253

>>8051987

>> No.8052302

>>8052065
where my pics at

>> No.8052342

>>8051987

Implying this fat trailer trash even has money for a bus ticket

>> No.8052368

How’d you get her?

>> No.8052382

>>8052368
read the OP homie

i'll be back in an hour or so guys

>> No.8052399

>>8052382
make sure to bring a harpoon

>> No.8052540

>>8052382
Congrats man. My tinder game is complete shit I hardly get past the first few exchanges. Oh well

>> No.8052560

>>8052071
Underrated

>> No.8052577

Looks like she already likes XTRABYTES

>> No.8052625

>>8051987
U serious bro.. Is this the whale that's been manipulating my coins?

>> No.8052665
File: 27 KB, 607x342, 1ACA6B0B-D7FD-42E0-9D8E-C64372B4036F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8052665

>>8051987

>> No.8052667

>>8051987
OP got tired of getting fucked by whales so decided to fuck them back.

Alright alright I'll stop

>> No.8052973

My tinder hasn't been working i think the jews got mad i was slaying to much pussy

>> No.8053005

>>8052665
Based nige

>> No.8053058

>muh fat muh whale
It’s so fucking obvious you keks are virgins. That ass looks thicc af more cushion for the pushion

>> No.8053082

>>8051987
ask her if she knows what a pump and dump is

>> No.8053093

>>8051987
The fuck is this shit?

>> No.8054183

>>8052368
probably some sort of pizza bait mechanism in his driveway.

>> No.8054401

WOOF

>> No.8054665

thats a real slam piggie you've wrangled there op well done. brapcoin would probably be a good fit for her depending on her asset distribution

>> No.8054793

>>8052071
SAVAGE

>> No.8054891

>>8053082
Ask her if she wants to learn

>> No.8054897

Young chunk, best chunk.

>> No.8054956

>>8053058
She looks fucking nasty, don't be so thirsty anon.

>> No.8055023

>>8051987
>>8052065
THICC
H
I
C
C

>> No.8055453
File: 523 KB, 779x712, ferdinand3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8055453

>>8052065
>that brapper

>> No.8055717
File: 156 KB, 800x609, 1466315280004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8055717

Yesterday i had my first Tinder date, it was a really cute german girl, i spilled spaguetti all over the place but i didnt revealed my crypto power level.

Felt all day misserable but im trying to live by: "fail again, fail better".

>> No.8055782
File: 15 KB, 228x228, bogmouf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8055782

When you slip it in whithper in her ear
>DATA DATA DATA
When you cums screamo
>D T A!!!!!

DATA(DTA)

>> No.8055790

>>8052127
This

>Letting some stupid bitch you met on tinder know about your finances.
This is how I know you're a faggot, she's going to wife your ass up

>> No.8055862

>>8051987
Pump her for information

>> No.8056825

think OP drowned in that

>> No.8056835

Whalecoin

>> No.8056843

Imagine her squatting and your face and slowly pushing out a thick turd in your mouth

fugggggg muh dick

>> No.8056870

>>8051987
>Falling for the vaginal Jew
Anon I...

>> No.8056878

>>8051987
Don't be so autistic.
Just fuck her and then kick her out. That's what women are for.

>> No.8056919

>>8056843
yesss...yes
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1pvCrO2N61I

>> No.8056937

>>8056919
unironically gave me a boner

>> No.8057260
File: 2.26 MB, 1280x720, americanculture.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8057260

>>8051987
Shes like a fat midget. Nice shit taste, you probably buy electroneum.

>> No.8057306

>>8057260
Looks like they are having a good time my dude

>> No.8057324

>>8051987
show her your gains. bitches love gains

>> No.8057419

>>8057260
what the hell

>> No.8058108

bump. op deliver

>> No.8058570

>>8056843
what would you have her eat for the week beforehand?

>> No.8059289
File: 75 KB, 704x431, tumblr_p13ec4i7qL1w9nvflo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8059289

>>8057260
Josh Peck on the laptop in the beginning

>> No.8059345

>>8051987
She's so fat it's dripping through her face. Literally melting off her.

Maybe by the time she's walked to you she'll have melted into normal proportions.

>> No.8059366

>>8051987
4/10. Would not fck

>> No.8059418

>>8052382
>homie
you have to go back, spic

>> No.8059434

>>8057260
Wasn't expecting to see tunamelt today

>> No.8059806
File: 2.75 MB, 3000x4000, 1370207175080[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8059806

>>8059434
too bad

>> No.8059839

>>8059345
kek, all the virgins in here saying they wouldnt hit it
I believe you
But I dont believe its by choice
Even if you wanted to
You would make up some excuse not to
Like the little bitches you are
OP why dont you start a group of girls that start giving hugs and kisses for crypto
not hooking
just friendly exchanges of ideas within a close proximity
ask her to be your first
you know you must

>> No.8059914

>>8051987
gross dude

>> No.8059958

>>8059914
People are still posting in this thread meanwhile op has fucked this lil qt and probably came in her vag.

Stay virgins

>> No.8059965

she fat
but I'd hit

>> No.8060062

>>8059806
What the actual fuck?

>> No.8060082

>>8059806
>those shoulders
>that 5 oclock shadow
>those hands
>that hip to shoulder ratio
thats a man, baby

>> No.8060457
File: 1.29 MB, 960x1280, dd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8060457

damn I really just spent the last 7 hours flipping this girl.

Pretty funny coming back to this thread

I was planning on doing crypto shit all day and now it's 10 PM

well, to update you all

I introduced her to bitcoin and crypto and blockchain for the first time in between rounds

She seemed to "get" a fair amount of it and I definitely piqued her interest. I'm a very good teacher naturally and she seems like a bright little freshman thickie

I asked her to pose for me, cause I liked her outfit

Mom jeans are my shit

>> No.8060495

tell her that you got a nano dick

>> No.8060513

>>8059965
>>8059958
>>8059839
>>8057306
>>8056825
>>8055453
>>8055023
>>8054665
>>8052665
>>8052540
https://gif-central.blogspot.com/2013/12/littlefinger-nod.html

>> No.8060516

>>8052071
KEK

>> No.8060535

>>8060457
glad you both had a good time man. not quite sure why you're blogging about it and posting her pics in a hoxhaist vegetarian couscous restaurant, but whatever.

>> No.8060555

>>8060535
Its nice that he is letting all these newfags know that its capable, and that thots will play with your bits if you have the willpower

better than legit tranny threads about nothing but trannies thats for sure

>> No.8060567

>>8060535
I seem to have mustered quite an audience while I was gone. I kind of like it

>hoxhaist vegetarian couscous restaurant
OK

>> No.8060638

>>8060457
do you live in a ghetto my man?

>> No.8060685
File: 738 KB, 581x567, dd3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8060685

>>8060555
As someone who went from a probably below average looking awkward and frightful kiss-less virgin for quite some time I would actually be more than happy to somehow share just how much is capable and how easy it really is.

I've went from how I was to having somewhere btwn 70 and 100 girls in just a couple years. To be fair I did wind up pretty generally attractive. BUT there's a loooooot of very obvious but apparently aspie-foreign things any anon can do to increase their level of perceived attractiveness

It's the same reason the Yankees always win. Nobody can keep their eyes off the pinstripes

>> No.8060697

>>8060638
University town

>> No.8060748
File: 87 KB, 400x601, braaaaaaaaaap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8060748

>>8052065
phat girls are much better when clothing doesn't give them muffins

>> No.8060759
File: 538 KB, 530x708, ddw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8060759

if someone rolls dubs

or can guess one of my favorite low market cap coins I'll post another pic we took

>> No.8060780

>>8060759
Well fuck

>> No.8060806

>>8060759
dubaroooooooo

>> No.8060846
File: 447 KB, 640x480, ead02df9e19fc1efb96b06ab79880e973b0a0baed1be3b69ec9b2ea787755eab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8060846

>>8060759
That pic makes me like her less desu. No excuse for fat girls. But I'll roll anyways just incase you can convince me she's hot.

>> No.8060849

>>8060759
meh stop

>> No.8060914

>>8052065
Bitch only looks good in 1/4 pics you posted and it's cause she abused the angle. If someone does roll dubs, pls don't post another.

>> No.8060939
File: 105 KB, 283x249, Care_Package_HUD_icon_BO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8060939

>>8060759
Bitch would fuck you for a snickers bar

>> No.8060962

>>8060939
>>8060914
>>8060849
>>8060846
t. literal faggots

>> No.8061028

guess someone has to fuck the fat chicks...

>> No.8061053

>>8060759

Rolling for dubs because sadly this is the best biz thread since the caveman one last month

>> No.8061055

>>8061028
Yeah op is doing charity

>> No.8061058
File: 574 KB, 523x713, ddf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8061058

hey now, hey now. I flip thots of all kinds. From the tinniest to the thickest. No discrimination, as long as this anon wants it

buttttttt... I must have been misled. I thought this was a BRAPPP board!

>> No.8061096

>>8060759
More pics senpai.

I got a chubby.

>> No.8061101

>>8061058
>that hand
>that color

OH BOY HERE WE GO

>> No.8061113

>>8060457
>>8060759
>>8061058
you ruined it

>> No.8061127

>>8061113
>>8061101
c'mon guys

>> No.8061144

>>8061058
>>8061058
I KNEW THERE WERE NIGGERS HERE

SHOO SHOO NIGGER

>> No.8061149

>>8061058
absolutely disgusting

>> No.8061182

>>8061144
>>8061149
Atleast he isn't stealing any chicks from us

>> No.8061191

>>8061182
IM DEAD

>> No.8061195

>>8061058
your hand is that colour coz you been fisting her ass right?

>> No.8061202

>>8061058
>nigger
>fucks fatties

What a surprise!

>> No.8061204

>>8061127
how big is ur dick anon. since ur black?

>> No.8061210

Would not touch that whale with someone elses dick

>> No.8061214

>>8061058
So is she going to have a black baby now?

>> No.8061222

Imma puke

>> No.8061225

>>8061058
fuck just threw up in my mouth

>> No.8061243

>>8061058
Take her she was a smoothbrained thot anyways

>> No.8061257
File: 8 KB, 426x242, 1513390124533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8061257

>>8061058

>> No.8061292

>>8061101
kek
he's pajeet not black

>> No.8061296

>>8061058

SMACK DAT ASSSSSSS

>> No.8061297

>>8061058
Trevon James??

>> No.8061303

>>8061058
Haitiano haciendo la pega que los chilenos no quieren hacer.

>> No.8061308
File: 47 KB, 712x447, 1519318734957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8061308

>>8052667
>OP got tired of getting fucked by whales so decided to fuck them back.


underrated

>> No.8061316

Rolling for a kek

>> No.8061332
File: 2.36 MB, 320x287, 081.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8061332

>>8061058

>> No.8061335

>>8061058
nice dude. glad to see another guy with the same attitude as me

>> No.8061370

>>8061058
Nice. Fuck the haters pussy is pussy

>> No.8061371

>>8061335
OYREAN my nigga

>> No.8061385
File: 868 KB, 3000x2253, IMG_3421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8061385

>>8061182
Actually I am

More than you'd ever believe

Normal, nice girls just like the ones you know and shake over when you stand near

That just want to know what a superior sexual experience is like.

You'd cry at my 2018 alone. Picrelated was last weekend.

Who knew! girls enjoy sex too when you aren't a horrible little bitch at it!

>> No.8061393

also who fkin cares if he's black. we're all men with the same mission. To have fun fucking women. Need to feel good for your fellow man instead of jealousy

>> No.8061428

>>8061385
hairy arms

>> No.8061454

I'm sorry anons. I'm not normally a hateful poster.

I love /biz/

The racism shit is bored, though.

We all realize it's 2018 right? You make yourselves look like such little-dick pink virgins

>> No.8061456

>>8061385
How rich are you from Fucking all those whales?

>> No.8061469
File: 50 KB, 547x532, 1519840416787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8061469

>>8061385
Armenian ape

>> No.8061472

>>8061454
Racism in humans is totally disgusting to be honest. Niggers aint human tho.

>> No.8061475

>>8061454
how big is urs

>> No.8061477

>>8061428
kek

>> No.8061482

>>8061393
thanks anon

>> No.8061491

>>8052667
fuckin kekkity fuckek

>> No.8061499

Post more of the whale I’m intrigued now

>> No.8061506

>>8061222
>>8061183

>> No.8061519
File: 66 KB, 700x394, cabrera.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8061519

>>8061454
>>8061475
ALRIGHT, ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT. POST YOUR DICK PICS. THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST DICK WINS THE ARGUMENT.

>> No.8061523

>>8061482
keep doin you brother.

I'm blessed to have a fiancee who lets me fool around, sucks I can't be having multiple chicks over every week though

>> No.8061535
File: 93 KB, 553x692, yeezus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8061535

>>8061475
depends how hard I am, how much sex i've had, if I've taken an addy or am drunk, etc

but 7.5-8 in generally

I swear sometimes tho I be fucking with a 9 footer

>> No.8061537

don't worry op, non virgins know what's up. you gotta fuck all types of bitches or else it gets boring. i love chubby chicks the best though because they're usually the best in bed. girl is super cute as well. mind if I see another pic of her face?

>> No.8061547

>>8061523
Probably cause she’s getting dicked down on the side as well

>> No.8061552

>>8061535
pics please.

>> No.8061561

>>8061547
well damn I'd sure hope she is. I mean we are open for a reason, to keep things interesting.