/biz/ - Business & Finance

just bought 100k thanks

>>8051108
nah

Link me something I'm not a burger

Fuck off boomer this here be crypto county

They will assure its all fine till its gone

>Boomers getting JUSTed
II KIMOCHI, ANIKI

stockfags btfo

>>8051131

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/01/us-stocks-powell-fed-trump.html

>>8051108

>yfw stock market collapses while crypto is gearing up for a bull run
>yfw panicked investors flee the stock market and gamble their life savings on alts
>yfw autistic NEETs on a Pakistani Software Forum become literal multi-millionaires overnight
>yfw autistic NEETs cash out cryptos and buy up cheap stocks
>yfw world economy is now run by us
>crypto goes down in the history books as the biggest scam of all time
>500 years from now people rediscover the wonders of blockchain technology, realize we ruined it
>students in classrooms all around the world are studying our memes and posts and wondering what the fuck our problem was

lmao

I dont even know how to find out this information. I only know crypto.

>>8051108
Magic-man called it

hipefully crypto follows the stock market and crash too!

i need some cheap btc

>>8051179
>>8051194
dumb ass boomers and their low risk investments.

>>8051209

>>8051225
Wait, everyone said he was a fraud...

>>8051225
Gonna give this fellow a follow

>>8051283
Yes, it will now continue going up in a straight line again. No crash, stay calm.

>>8051209
>students in classrooms all around the world are studying our memes and posts and wondering what the fuck our problem was
I unironically think about this all the time. There'll be a day where my grandson will say "Thanks just sold 100K" as some ancient wisdom.

>down less than 2%

Fuck sake, so stupid you are. Literal retard

>>8051343

IN LESS THAN AN HOUR

FUCK OFF SHILL

>>8051246
He is a fraud in a sense that he is terrible at calling the exact time and price for the prediction.

>>8051329

Me too, man. I'm sure it sounds preposterous to most people but digital history is going to emerge as a really significant area of study some day.

I wonder if our grandchildren will have access to all of our old passwords and NSA records and everything.

>>8051343
This ain't a real market like crypto you retard, it's boomer shitpapers where the market being down 2% means financial ragnarok

>>8051128
>>8051137
>>8051179
>>8051194
>>8051235

You do realize stock market DIRECTLY affects crypto, right? How do you think crash to $6K happened? Did it just "popped"? LOL

Dont worry guys fed reserve will just print another batch of ....., oh this seems familiar

>>8051467
Does anyone have any boomer pink Wojak or JUST edits?

>>8051462
Stock market starting going down after Bitcoin bubble popped, if they are related Crypto caused DJI crash. Learn to relate at least faggot.

What coin is this?

>tfw I bought US Steel at $20 last year
No complaints here famioli

Are ya winning dad?

>>8051543
nice gif sauce what is it i mean i already know but i wanna see if you do you gay brainlet

NOT GONNA DROP ANYMORE

GET IN AGAIN NOW

>>8051658

>>8051197
of course they blame Trump.

The MSM is cancer.

>>8051679
>knowing Ranma means you aren't a brainlet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO3HI0ItUWs

>>8051209
>500 years from now
>people
You're homo retardus, aren't you?

>>8051706
Take Trumps dick out of your mouth the market is reacting to the tariff news that Trump imposed.

>>8051658
kek

For those of us who were trading 2006-2011, down 500 is just another day.

>>8051706
you fucking retard, it's obviously because steel prices will be increasing 25% inorganically you fucking mong go back to /r/the donald

>>8051209
PINK WOJAK

>>8051723
yes that is the correct answer anon.

>>8051108
babbys first volatility

down 1.5% lel

>>8051792
type reddit.com in your address bar and never return

>>8051108
And crypto up today hmmm

>>8051886
gayers and fatters are moving from stocks to crypto

Seems to be accurate. I feel I made the right choice getting out of stocks altogether last year.
imokaywiththis.jpg

Buy REITS go go go

>>8051829
Fake and gay

>>8051706

lol this is like not blaming WTC for the coin falling after the tweet.

even /pol/ is turning on trump.

Imagine dropping 0.69% and losing your god damn mind

Trump's economic advisers used trump to crash the market and make mega billions for goldman sachs and other big banks and hedge funds.

There won't be any steel tariffs! lol it's a ruse.

>>8051108
lol wut?

>>8051209
>green frogs and pink wojaks in text books or whatever the fuck

>>8052025

if your coin looked like this for the last month you'd probably freak out, too.

all the "bad stuff" at the end is just the last month

>>8052011
>even /pol/ is turning on Trump
you newfags are never going to learn about board culture are you?

>>8052011
Can confirm, former Trump supporter here. AMA

>>8051462
When the DOW panic was happening BTC saw a sharp rise kek

>>8052163
Looks a lot like the meme chart.

>>8052163
Is that bitcoin?

>>8052193
>board culture
yuck, how embarrassing. sounds like you wrote a sophomore paper on 4charn or something

>>8052230

that's the Dow 1 year

>>8052163
Obvious bear Flag, boomers should learn some TA from /biz/

>>8052193
>you newfags are never going to learn about board culture are you?
no u

wait for the cucks to sell then buy

>>8052260
buy the dip innit

>>8051462
It is until it isn't, my guy. Nothing can really stop the honey badger

>>8052277
With what? Why would you have any money not in the stock market or crypto?

>>8051543
I want to do sex with ranma

>>8051706
>>8051872

How is this not directly relevant to Trump's protectionist economic policy you absolute fucking drooling retard? Wow, you people are so god damn deluded.

>>8052163
>>8052262

Looks like ABC correction to be desu

Hey Dad! Are ya winning?

>>8052207
Ok here's some questions
1.How were you retarded enough to vote for Trump?
2.How are you so retarded that you don't realise Trump inherited an incredibly overheated mess that was directly caused by the Obama administration before him?

>>8052241
>he unironically believes '4chan' is filtered on this board
I now know who's the newfag

>>8052464
excellent

>>8052508
1. we had a choice between crooked ass hillary or trump...lesser of two evils.

2. you are correct here sir.

>>8051225
Holy fuck he was right. How in the fuck do you predict something like that?

>>8052546
By deleting the 95% of tweets where the prediction was wrong

>>8051467
PRINT MORE TETHER

>>8052304

nice infographic

>boomers getting what they deserve

check out BTCUSD SHORT chart and line it up with BTC chart

MOFO Crash imminent

>>8051209
Sick skull

Every single time theres a down day in the market, Leftypol raids us, its so pathetic

sorry, the economy isnt dying, your dreams are memes

>>8051283
>2000
I would have killed myself

>>8052815
lmao dumb triggered libtard

>>8051225
>red bull run
What?

>>8053009

>he doesn't know about the red bull run

How do I short my will to live?

>>8052464
CODY WHAT DID YOU DO?

HEY! CODY!

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

DID YOU CRASH THE MARKETS?

YOU'RE GONNA CLEAN THIS SHIT UP CODY

DON'T YOU FUCKIN TALK BACK TO ME CODY

YOU COULD GET CHARGED FOR THIS CODY

>>8051658
Underrated

>>8051658
lomarn
hahahahahahaha

>>8052266
>t. oldfag
haha jesus, fucking boomers are so god damn out of touch I swear to christ

>>8053009

>>8052546
DJ is now 24,608 he got everything wrong

>>8051108
BOBBEL POP