/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bitcoin
Satoshi Nakamoto isn't real

Brapcoin
We don't need braps on the blockchain

im not sure if my 3 inch penis could make it past those large ass cheeks.

>>8050049
link
price is down 10%

Litecoin: Bitcoin's little retarded brother. Made obsolete by XRP and Bitcoin Cash. LTC foundation is pumping it hard with Charlie Lee donation. They will soon run out of money and LTC will die.

Bitcoin
Bitcoin

Link
json parser, more or less

odn
no blockchain dev

Ether
major bug will be discovered for casper, sharding, ..etc and all these layers of complexity. will be $10 by EOY.
Also SEC has just sent +100 subpoenas to ICO scammers. They will their eth and switch to monero

I went to the crypto meetup group in shanghai, I wanted to catch a glipse of sunny, but I wasn't hopeful as he hadn't been seen at the meetup in years. There was some drama over at the drinks table, a huge fat guy in a Walton t-shirt was yelling at some chinese guy minding his own business with a VEN t-shirt, shouting 'B2B no RFID you suckie me' getting racist and rubbing his nipples a bit. It was getting weird until the security came over and things escalated when he pushed one of them over. All of a sudden, the lights went off, I turned to the guy beside me, who was a vetrean of these meetups and used to frequent them with sunny lu. He looked at me, put down his drink and said 'oh boy, you're in for a treat'.

There was a figure in the corner that was illuminated temporarily by a flash from one of the WTC shirted guys phone, 'hurr durr oh look i-' in a second the light was out, sunny had used a special in development vechain ion transmitter to disable his phone. The fat walton man had cornered the poor guy in by this point, he turned and realised who was in the room and began to run for the door. As he did, he was lifted into the air like a rabbit in a snare, yelling.

Sunny was illuminated by a glowing orb he held in his hands, which I later found out was a Thrudheim Masternode. He slapped a RFID tag on the man's large rump and he flew straight out the window on his snare yelling something that sounded like 'shady sunny desu'. Sunny then turned to the crowd, in a cool voice he said, 'another product successfully delivered with Vechain' to a raucous applause. The lights flickered and came back on, and when they did, he was gone.

Nano: proof-of-stake garbage

Eth
Ico scam crackdown, useless tokens that won't impact what they claim to do

>>8050049
>$
>it's fucked

>>8050049
ICX
I haven't read the whitepaper
At a loss since buy in
Asians not interested
No communication from team

>>8050049

ETH
fucking kitties killed the network. Fees were +$5 during the bull run. DAPPs will find a more efficient network.

>>8050206
>Also SEC has just sent +100 subpoenas to ICO scammers.
Source?

Nano

The kernels corrupt

>>8050280
ETH will be receiving massive updates later this year

>>8050298

https://www.coindesk.com/sec-ico-probe-underway-stories-conflict-extent-sweep/
> Several lawyers interviewed by CoinDesk this week said the subpoenas and RFIs started last fall and estimated that there have been perhaps 80 in total.

this is a FUD thread so I was generous, but expect the crackdown to continue.

>>8050275

>>8050329
at least one serious security vulnerability will be found and exploited in all these layers of complexity they are trying to implement. $10 by EOY.

>>8050362
Could happen to any coin.

>>8050329
kek, money skelly can't keep up anon. ETC might prosper from that flaw

DASH, ZCASH

will be obliterated by the sleeping giant, monero

etth,

eth internal code has hack, all ico funds contributed in eth go to vitalik account once vitalik and puutin decides to do it. so all alt coins dead with no funds

>>8050387
ethereum is a special case, it tries to do many things, like a car that can into an airplane or a submarine, it sucks at every role

>>8050396
>monero
>sleeping giant
Please, more like the ravishing beast

braaaappp

nano lol

Walton, their github is as barren as an orchard in the winter.

>>8050049
That is a very nice vagina

>>8050275
Imagine if I had her in my dungeon and her main source of protein was a semen enema administered by me

Bitcoin Cash

Fake Satoshi goes to jail because of the $10 billion lawsuit filed for scamming the father of his dead partner. His association with Bitcoin Cash makes everyone even normies see it as another one of his scams.

>>8050049
cant to busy sniffin dat ars

>>8050275
ded

>>8050049
http://tinycherryblossomlover.tumblr.com/tagged/nsfw/page/3

NEO
The Jews have given it the rating "A" to dump it on silly goyim. It's just a chinese knockoff of Ethereum.

>>8050467

>sees the criticism and acknowledges it
>says they are looking to fix it

What's bad about that?

>>8050435
>listens to soy boy supreme

Payfair, a piece of shit scam that just got listed on a new exchange TODAY and will have working passive income nodes and a full product out NEXT MONTH. UGHH

>>8050111
brrrrapppp em'

Monero. The majority of it's hashrate is botnet and coinhive and the devs don't care to stop it, because they know it'll nearly cripple their chain and transactions will move incredibly slow.

jnt
its too good to be true