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You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

>> No.7975189

>>7975158
I don't have any money or a job because these immigrants keep hiring cucks for 2.99 an hour to send shit debris in my orbital atmosphere and advertise their stock, fucking scam. AI is shit. Electric cars that drive themself into oncoming traffic. NO.

>> No.7975335

It's not profitable

>> No.7975343

fake hair means he himself is fake and should not be trusted

>> No.7975349

Is it Elon Musk himself constantly making these threads?

KYS OP

>> No.7975360

He comes from a shithole country

>> No.7975371
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7975371

>>7975158

>> No.7975373

>>7975158
>be me 2 years ago
>about to drop 20k on tesla stock around 180
>invest in family startup instead
>startup doing extremely well
>beginning to collect gains on it
>check tesla stock
>360 a share
>could have doubled my money in 2 years
oh well

>> No.7975399

>>7975158
Stocks too expensive now
If I buy I will make shit gains(wouldn’t even call them gains) compared to crypto

>> No.7975400

>>7975158

What coin is it?

>> No.7975417

>>7975158
every taxpayer is an investor whether they want to or not

>> No.7975428

>>7975373
>could have doubled my money in 2 years
Anon I...

>> No.7975461

>>7975158
I'm a huge fan of him

>> No.7975462

>>7975158
concretly if you want to invest in him, how do you make it ? He doesn't own just Tesla, he as SpaceX and also neuralink

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>>7975428
2 years
Bajhhhahahah you can do that in 2 days on crypto if you find the right shitcoin and during bull market

>> No.7975479

His only good company isn't publicly traded

>> No.7975482

I'm not retarded

>> No.7976082

>>7975476
>Implying you would have thrown that much money into crypto in the beginning of 2016
>implying you are even diversified
>implying i havent 10x my stack in crypto the past year
Enjoy your bear market

>> No.7976120

>>7975343
He got botox too

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>>7975158

>> No.7976218

>>7975158
Too mainstream

>> No.7976279

>>7975158

How can I "invest" in him? (I don't live in U.S.)

>> No.7976449

>>7975158
Every. Fucking. Day. This gets posted.

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7976625

>>7975158
i have $320 in my checking account how do i invest in SpaceX

>> No.7976691

>>7976625
Buy gas. The United States federal excise tax on gasoline is 18.4 cents per gallon and 24.4 cents per gallon for diesel fuel.