/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7951847
108
how is this biz related again?

>>7951847
136

171. Will I make it?

>>7951847
Shit I got a high score but I've been here since 2007

Don't make me leave lads. Don't make me go back out there

>>7952125
>>7952135
>questions must be answered honestly

>>7951847
so if you've added 3 points for socializing once a day, can you also get the extra point for socializing once a week?

76
and I thought I was doing rather well

>>7951847
literally 69

>>7951847
86. It's amazing how that test is on point

>>7951847
144, been here for years though

>>7951847
100
>Dont live with your parents

This thing sucks. I like living with my parents. Free rent, free food and its nice to be with them

I can move out and "rent" and get nowhere for a while but id rather save for a down payment

95 i made it

>>7951847
I got 131, this is stupid

131 you fucking Faggots

117

>>7952075
related to that frogposter that keeps coming here from /r9k/, which is not at all

>tfw got a 34

I'm only 19 and have 108k in crypto. Please tell me it's not too late.

86, slightly strange, feelsgoodman

>>7952586
"it's not too late"

>>7952313
want to be friends?>>7952606

>>7952328
my dad made me move out when I started making money which is the most retarded thing ever. I would have enough for a house by now.

40 with 300k in shitcoins

but at least im not a normie

>>7952328
It’s not “free”, you are just a leach

142. Bow down you fag scum

7 points.. Grand wizard...

>>7951847

OP I scored a 29 desu

40
No regrets

>>7951847
>>7952313
>>7952606

87

>>7951847
106
normalfag. yea, pretty much -- went to college and elite grad school, have a solid job, married to a beautiful girl. but introverted and only like socializing occasionally. I have depress/anxiety and have for years and enjoy hentai/4chan/tabletop games and other robot hobbies, I guess.

119 now (age 39)

64 at age 23

149. Am I gonna make it biz?

Trick question. I’ve already made it.

probably 81 - 82

63. The cyborg description does fit me pretty well, I have a life on the outside world where most people think I'm kinda mysterious because I learned to turn my autism into something that normies find interesting, and I have my "true" life on private.

87

>156

And that's when I answered no on questions that I could've answered "maybe" on. Are people really this pathetic? I would say I'm pretty well off, but not exceptional in any way...

>>7952742
Actually I pay utilities and high fiber internet

My mom would never ask me for rent money and would refuse if I offered.

>>7951847
Cyborg here.

>>7952606
>>7952924
The "Social" category killed my score

>>7953040
I also scored this. 65 if you count using prostitutes as a hobby.

I'm a cyborg :(

It's kinda true.. oh well, at least I got some chainlink

Fuck fuck fuck!!!@ 36? I thought I was normal

>>7951847

I'm at 100 mainly because I'm a rich kid but I'm still a KHHV.. sad (21 years old)

>>7952820
Same here. Literally no hope

50 all thanks to dating a slut in highschool

>>7951847
110.

Stupid test. Apparently if I did stupid shit like use social media, have kids, have a pet, and use Snapchat, I'd be a chad?

>>7951847
>96
Just scrapping by into normalfag territory

75
was expecting lower; i'm a total loser

>>7953228
Go bang a hooker. +8 points straight and just 7 points away from Chad.

>>7953228
Go bang a hooker. +8 points straight and just 8 points away from Chad.

>>7953293
Has this raised or lowered your score anon?

>>7952820
How the hell do you even get yourself into that state?

89, hell yeah, i get to be the hackerman

wow, seventy two
Imma cyborg
WOW so unexpected! Imma kill myself...
Test is made to clearly set a goal on 59-81 which is the normal human being nowdays or be cocky and your goal is 130+, in this case if you are 20+, you definitely born in rich family.
Normalfag/Chad categories shouldn't exist in the lineup, because once you start achieving goals in life, going from Cyborg/SlightlyStrange, you skip ahead those two phases and instantly become Successful.
There are people that fall in into those two categories when they try to achieve Successful status and they are called - cucks.

129

Definitely not a chad IMO

>>7951847
32

>>7951847
96. But I'm honestly a mix between cyborg, slightly strange, and normie.
I'm killing it in education, career, and gym. But I only scored a 9 in social. I have friends but never had a girlfriend.

>>7951847
121. Chad.

If I worked out and got laid more I'd easily be successful. And shit, if I worked out more I would get laid more.

TLDR: Fitness is my only remaining hinderance to success.

>>7953389
raised massively

>>7951847
88, slightly strange

>>7951847
>83
And the info hit too close home

>>7951847
>119
>22yo
Kek I'd wish I were a chad

How the hell are you guys scoring so fucking low though?

>>7951847
85. Fuck the description really gets me.

>>7951847
my god...

im 103

im a.... a normalfag....

>56
a splendid time to kill myself.

>>7951847
9
Guess my coin

>62
I feel gray, and this fits.

I’m a cyborg in a chad body :|

146 here. are you guys really this pathetic?

46

wow im a loser

71
It's true, I don't really fit in on either end of the spectrum

91

>>7953662
Be a virgin NEET who lives at home.

21

Whatever

How the fuck is every one scoring below 100

>>7951847
I got 117. This is stupid though. You can get 130+ if you are an average person with friends. If I had a relationship and sex I'd be a chad? I don't get it?

90

The "slightly strange" category fits me but I LARP as a Chad and most of the normies can't tell the difference. At least the girls can't. Real Chads can, and we never quite get along because I have everything they have, plus above-average intelligence and an interest in things besides "muh sports" and/or "muh xbox" which seems to frustrate them.

>>7953520
Ouch.

Sorry to hear that.

>>7953415
Aw sweet, I'm also 89!

Hackman go!

I also like hoodies, so picture is accurate.

>>7953413
That would be long af to explain for me. Stopped socializing/having friends since I feel fine without (no autism tho, only adhd and social anxiety).

Ok face, missed the good looking points, severely underweight, drug addicted and only slightly depressed but no motivation and addictions is sapping my projects.

Tried to get help but got turned around fast, mental health professionals are useless.

KHHV 25 years old. Genuinely nice personnality, scored moderate to high in all personaly aspects on tests, see truity.com.

No major problems outside of that but overall social mutant by choice moslty

>>7953662
I'm attractive, but I don't consider my diet healthy, maybe it's because I'm used to eating Mediterranean. I have additcions.

I'm not depressed, but I'm not sad or angry either, I feel nothing most of the time.

I'm attractive but can't maintain relationships, I get bored quite fast, I don't like small chit chat. My best strategy was seeing my friends once a month or so, so we both have something(s) to talk about, but doesn't work with too close people(i.e romantic partners)

I manage my money quite well, but weirdly enough my hobby is learning, about anything. You can't do that w/o computer. According to this chart I'm not "accomplished" because I'm not a master of anything.

I don't own a house beucase living in a villa with my parents is much better than owning or renting a shitty house.

90

I'm pretty much normal by all standards except being a socially isolated loner

136
proud.jpg

>>7953720
BIIIITTTCOOOONNEEEECTT
j/k
LINKy

>>7953838

Wait do you still get "not a virgin" points if you've only had oral sex?

104 khv, but friends with a good job and degree. Everything about my life is great except that

66. Accurate

111 reporting in

153. But at times I feel like a cyborg who just excels at fitting in.

>>7954058
Sex is sex IMO.

>>7951847
I remember doing that few years ago and ranking wizard. I'm sure I'm still there, maybe devolved into upper range of apprentice.

This could be fun

>131

Holy shit this is some /b/-tier shit though. Somebody should make one of these that's business-specific, not some gay aspie sperglord shit, but whatever

63, better than I expected.

>>7951847
>53
I could start lifting RIGHT now, have a healthy diet, and maybe in a year be muscular because muh black genetics and I'd still be Cyborg at best

fucking hell I need to neck myself

>>7954387
yes that seems to almost be the top for many of us

106, because i dont have a job and im not working out. Once those two things resume im up to chad status

So if chanfags take this chart seriously, they should also take the check your priviledge chart seriously, right?

>>7954387
Same lad. Got 53 too. Honestly that description is spot on, I can't stand full robots but I'm too much of a sperg for normies. Truly the worst feeling.

>>7951847
Got 94...Seems accurate. Unfortunately

93

>>7951847
78
Feels like shit

>>7952586
Its not, start by fixing you physical health and the rest will come much easier, trust me, my life has changed alot since i started taking more care of my diet, sleeping pattern, exercise. Start by reading/listening to these people: Rhonda Patric, Jordan Peterson,Wim hof.

>>7951847
143

>>7954058
Yes I must know as well. This would put me into the Chad category.

>>7954937
You are not a virgin

>>7951847
65
There is no escape from this existence

>>7951847

75 a cyborg. fits me perfectly. I don't belong anywhere. a well let's just keep on going :p.

Here's the discord I love this shit lol score .33

discord gg VCDwbN3

>>7951847
122 here

I need to move out of my parent's house and get into 130+

120. Is big asses a fetish? Like Kardashian big, not flotation device big.

>>7951847
ahhh 100 exactly... im a fucking normiefag

93
kinda figured

>>7951847
83
Seems like a pretty good test

>>7954977
I refuse to count that

>143

lifes too easy bros

>>7951847
136
>>7952149
>I’m a sperg so no one else can be normal
Half of the shit on this list can be achieved by leaving the house on a regular basis.

>>7955347
It's called oral -sex- for a reason

>>7951847
92. Seems pretty accurate

>>7951847
tfw 130

Exactly 40
Neat

>>7955347
>>7955478

PV sex is "losing your virginity"

Yes, oral sex = sex
But oral sex != losing virignity

135 and I'm just getting started

>>7951847
121, how is this even possible. Is this made so autists like me can feel good about themselves? I'm not a chad damn.

Question for those under 30 points, how did this happen to you?

I am posting on biz and shit, not amazing with girls, plays too much vidya, yet I struggle to see how you could miss so many of the most basic points on this list.

>>7955586
No wait, I missed the social box. Add 9 to make 49. Almost making it here.

>>7951847
123

Good thing there aren't point penalties for minor depression, lack of motivation or being on the pc for over half the day

107
21
24
23
28
11

Why the fuck is snapchat/social media stuff + points? Shits cancerous.

>>7955777
Maybe we just haven't found our passion yet? I like making arguments and discussing stuff with people but I can't make a career off of that. Trying to get into the technical side of crypto just because it would probably enable me to get a decent amount of money but it's just so overwhelming I get legit terrified

43

>>7953992
the bane of my existence
47

>>7955777
I got about the same, little lower. I don't think this is that accurate desu.

my iq is what?
uuuuu
rollin

>>7951847
119, what do I win?

26

>>7953188
not on this board, apparently.
>t. scored 28

78 a mix between cyborg and socially strange
Literally couldn’t be more accurate

>>7951847
31

>>7951847
Does manlet count as a physical abnormality when millions of asians and spics are manlets?

112 ... FUCK, SO CLOSE TO BEING A CHAD

130, D1 athlete, lift 6 days a week, social chair for my fraternity, made 100k+ this past year off crypto and paid off all of my college so far. 2.5 tho so im slightly retarded, but good looking.

Chad as fuck, go on this board to see anyone shilling decent coins, unlike you faggots who live on this site because you guys have no life.

>>7953110
Peak of good looks
Hasn't held hands romantically

Thinking you're closer to a 37 than 87

89. Hoping to break 100 before end of the year.

>>7951847
>110
tell me it's not too late to become a chad, I'm only 1.

>>7957372
I'm somewhere around that too. I guess I just need to have a few relationships and I can be a chad.

123

Wow most of you must be giant cucks

>>7951847
Can someone please triple check my numbers.
Also, OP you're a dumb ass, you should have included one more question:
>Your biggest hold

>>7951847

121
Almost got a perfect Mental score

71

>>7953040
iktf. I get on well with the people at work, as long as talk about work, or their lives, and not my lack of one.

>>7957670
Holy fuck, am I the highest in this thread? That's rather pathetic if so:/
I am rather antisocial with a few exceptions. I have a bleak outlook on society and just wish a damn sjw fueled race war would start already.

>>7951847
94 I'm basically a between failed normie/regular normie now that I've seduced my own personal Stacy.

>>7951847
32
I tried hard okay but its just that everything that has gone wrong in my life was RNG, it was shit made by others to my unfortune which i couldnt control
I am not happy with my life

I got 89. But I'm a bit puzzled, I haven't had sex in 10 years. This should surely deduct some points, right?

i'm a grand wizard trapped inside of a successful human

its both marvelous and hellish

55

71 now. Would be about 11 if I took this test in my teens.Still scoring near 0 on Mental and Social. But improved a lot on Physical and Accomplishments

>>7958230
shit do i have the game for you https://imgur.com/gallery/oErM7

>>7951847
109 norman. Shits rigged

>>7951847
Physical 33/33
Mental 17/31
Social 27/47
Accomplishment 18/31
Bonus 16/29

111/171

Really just need to work on social and accomplishment... not sure how much i can really help mental as I could probably be literally labelled as crazy at this point... or on the edge of snapping not sure.

I really dont know how you people could not get near perfect at least on physical... I can understand not having an attractive face because you cant really help that but i mean come on... most of that is really basic stuff.

>>7952125
This is easily possible. If I get a gf which I am kind of working on I would at least be here. Shes attractive enough and doesnt seem like a normie which is all I really care about. I fucking hate normies.
>>7952149
Not impossible I got 111 with fucked up mental health and never having a gf

121, need more in physical and accomplishment, but social and mental are great

96

What constitutes "an attractive face"
8+/10?

52, got down since last year.

>>7958645
Have you ever been told you have pretty eyes? That usually means the whole face is attractive

Legit only 3

>>7951847
125
well shit, maybe life isn't so bad.
Just kidding, fuck this world and everyone on it.

133 P-Please don't kick me out, biz, REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

104

>>7958682
I have blue eyes but that's it, either way I got 135 and I'm calling bullshit since I'm still in school so no success yet

>>7951847
125

i didnt even add physical fitness or being handsome to my list. still made it to chad level although im an overweight fuck.

146 damn.
The social area really does add a lot of points.

>>7957870
Yeah the more I hang around biz the more I realize I shouldn't be on here. But for some reason the fucked up humour gets to me.

>>7951847

Only missing:
>Get to sleep easily (+1)
>Take care of a pet (+1)
>Have children (+2)
From bonus, missing:
>Female (+6)
>Enjoy using snapchat etc (+1)

Too lazy to add up. Pretty much maxed this chart at 22 years old though, that's how you know this shit is from r9k.

>>7951847
I got 51 even with the female bonus and relationship shit

You could lose your Virginity and still be considered a grand wizard...?

>sweats profusely

>>7951847
85

Re-calculated. Anons most of this stuff is not that hard, seriously. Unless you have some sort of disorder, in which case it will just be slightly harder. The power of the mind is unlimited

80

Eerily accurate

>>7957377
138 D2 athlete here. College is already covered by grants and scholarships though boy so suck a dick. Stopped having sex a while ago just bc of degenerate culture nowadays and I’m a bit spooked by stds desu, but otherwise this hasnt been a negative since I’m attractive and successful girls usually like the I don’t care thing.

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>7957870
Sounds pretty chad to me kek

>>7959288
Ok, at least I'm not the highest anymore.
>You are defined by who you surround yourself with
Well fug, this is why I feel kinda shitty with the amount of time I spend here, but at the same time I wouldn't trade it for more time out socially acting fake to all the normies who would explode if I revealed my real powerlevel to them.
I have become accustomed to this humor and you fags are the only ones I can share it with.

>>7955151
No, you just really like big asses. It's only a fetish if you can only get off to big asses.

88 what else?

>>7951847
I'm not adding all this shit up but holy low standards haha. If you've moved out of your parents house and have sex you're crushing it.

>>7951847
87

109, SHIT.

>>7959720
Ha what sport? Track guy here

>>7957377
>lift 6x
>D1

Wrestling? Curious how your routine looks and what you compete in

137

Almost as high as my IQ

>>7960546
Nah Track, more of a power sprinter and am obsessed w/ gains/ staying in shape. Once we’re in competing season(I dont count winter since i fucking hate it) i go down to 4-5 a week. Just never lift day before meets.

>>7951847
Score of 87. Cyborg. At least I'm not a complete disgrace, but a disgrace is a disgrace nonetheless

158
I'm gonna make it boys

>>7960670
87 is slightly strange

>>7951847
103, normalfag

>>7960557
id slurp your wiener

Also 55, don't know how this makes me feel

>>7951847
144

123

Is backgammon tabletop gaming? If not, 124, faggots.

>66
and I was being generous with some answers. I'm definitely on my own with my feels, I hate this.

>>7955700
Social anxiety and depression

>>7962164
at any moment you can start to make a change. most of those choices were little things like brushing your teeth, have a good hobby. you can do that, and thats the path to a better life. you dont have to go out and get laid and do social stuff at first just do the small things. you can do it anon

>>7951847
saged

>>7962283
I almost aced the physical and accomplishment parts, but I only got one for the mental and social categories ("no sexual attraction for under 15" and "leave the house on the regular"). I also got a few of the bonus round. It's a good wake up call anyhow, it's too easy to grow accustomed to shit.

133 but doesnt really feel like success or good desu :(

I think this is flawed

>>7962283
Agreed.

The little things add up.

Saw the "post your trading desk" setup and some were clean while others were trash heaps.

My room was messy, but not with trash. Just crap. Threw out some stuff and organized the rest.

/Feels good for my mental health, man.

>>7951847
according to this im normal but i have no friends and never leave my room and have no job

133... I guess I’m not doing so bad after all.

>>7962550
dont forget that this isn't an accurate metric for success, it's just a good instrument for detecting wizards

66

>>7962550
-60 larp on 4chan

56

Well, I didn't need a test to certify that I'm quite fucked up, but still...

>>7951847
87, but I got ZERO points in social.
Gonna fuck a fat 17 year old bitch from tinder this Saturday tho, maybe losing my virginity will help sort out my stagnating life.
>>7952924
>>7953159
>>7952606
>>7953110
my brehs

155, thanks biz i feel good

>>7951847
>live at home
>don't own car
>haven't been laid in years
>still get 119

>>7951847
119, barely scraped into Chad territory.

Blaming my low score on the fact that I'm unemployed and depressed because of it, live in a messy house, and don't have (or, I guess, don't technically own) a car.

>>7951847
107
Accomplishments and mental health are my Chad Wall

134

>>7953293
51 here for the same reason. She's the only girl I've ever kissed or had sex with and I haven't even been on a date or had sex since. I don't even know what I'd say to a gril if they showed interest in me fuck

27 + 16 + 37 + 26 + 10 = 116

>>7964550

my crippling existential depression and a past which haunts me are my major flaws

but hey, at least I'm rich and attractive

67.

The only one that saved me was the sex part. No idea why that gives such high scores.

>>7951847
94
I am new to biz but glad i am not normie scum

phew, squeeked in at 104

>>7951847
126 phaggets

>>7951847
95
Tell me something I didn't know.

34
anon chain is wanna be humen coin

132

not even lieing haha silver spoon baby

>>7965947
29

>>7951847

41

>>7964599
show pic

>>7951847
Chart is way off above normie. Normie should stretch from 95 to maybe 140 and there should be a money/biz related section.
>Studying engineering in college
>Zero net worth or inheritance
>Zero work experience
>Still score 132 over fucking a couple of chicks and lifting every now and then.

117

rate me

>>7951847
oh god... 132... I should kms

>>7951847
roll

>>7951847
95

feelsbadman

>>7966459
Sad

so many of you have to larp even here where no one will judge you for being autist and virgin

>>7966459
>>7966085
>>7966022
>>7965764
What the fuck you nerds, I scored more with just my social points. Get the fuck outside for a walk, start exercising and eating healthy, and find some real people to talk to. It's all about starting, don't just fucking sit there reading this and disregarding it. Holy fuck I'm so annoyed of people who can't get their asses moving and improving their life quality because they're so lazy.

By the way, money isn't the answer to your sadness.

>>7968090
I already exercise and I don’t want to talk to people, they’re awful, conniving, and mean.

truthfully got 119, it's pretty accurate desu. I don't have a problem with romance and success but I'm on the lower end of the chad scale since I am on fucking 4chan lmao. nice chart.

>>7968125
Try reaching to people with an open mind. They say that your prejudices against each other just tell us how you truly see yourself. Or maybe it's just the social circle you grew in that is shitty. Try reaching out to people through hobbies, charities, or even move to another city. Not everyone is looking to take advantage of you, find people you can trust.

62

>>7968125
>>7968179
Or even better, try traveling. Going around Europe, meeting backpackers in hostels and socializing with helpful locals was what truly helped me find how diverse the world is, and how there are millions of amazing people all over to meet. It's not just the reserved fuckers who happen to live near you that populate this planet.

93...damn

138

>>7951847

88

>only score 2 points in Accomplishment and 6 in Bonus Round
>most of the points come from physical / social
>mfw I'm a failed Chad

Still comfy though.

>>7952586
it’s not too late to buy link ;)

>>7951847
124 and I still consider myself an incel loser

148. What do I win?

>>7951847
107 I sw-swear I'm not a normie ffs

>>7953419
when you score less than an animeposter.

How is you are female not an automatic 100?

>>7951847
Physical 18/33
Mental 0/31
Social 19/47
Accomplishment 7/31
Bonus 11/29

Total score: 55

>>7968090
Good luck doing a weight lifting session with zero self-esteem and other crippling mental issues for wich nothing seems to help in the slightest.

>>7952075
we can file it under gambling

>>7951847
124 god dammit i'm a chad