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>walk into my dad's office
>stand at full height and speak at a confident but assertive volume
>"dad, I've decided on my career path"
>"well it's about time, son. Your mother and I were getting very worried about your future; at 23 you're far too old to be living at home anymore. What did you choose? Medicine? Law? Engineering? Maybe something with computers?"
>look him dead in the eye
>"I want to be a crypto trader"
>total silence
>his eyes glaze over for a moment and he stares out the window
>after about a minute he gets up from his office chair
>I stand about five inches taller than him but when he approaches me I feel like a little boy again
>dad: "so how are you going to make money?"
>"well at this point I'm just working on becoming competent at technical analysis, not so much financial success. I'll probably buy small market cap coins and try to increase my stack by swing trading and trying my luck in pump and dumps until I'm good enough to seriously invest for the long term, but it'll be years, maybe decades, before I'll get that far, and even then financial success is far from assured--"
>he slaps me as hard as he can across the face
>I try to speak but he slaps me again
>he hasn't slapped me since I was a teenager
>dad: "let me know when you decide on a career. You're running out of time."
>I run out of his office and down to my basement room, tears streaming down my face
>fire up the laptop and open Chrome
>into the URL bar I begin to type: "boards.4chan.org/biz/..."

>> No.7957592

>>7957535
Man im tired of larps. first 40 people to quote me get 15 icx

ded fking srs.

>> No.7957609

If only you had told your dad you were buying LINK anon. He would’ve been crying tears of joy.

>> No.7957621

>>7957535
is this fresh pasta?

>> No.7957624
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7957624

Makes me think. Selling 1500 ICX for $1.50 each.

>> No.7957626

>>7957592
want my wallet, mongo?

>> No.7957648

>>7957624
anon I..

explain???

>> No.7957649

>>7957535
can u realy get paid to invest in crypto, bros?

>> No.7957653

>>7957592

> Man im tired of larps.

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>> No.7957658

>>7957592
>15 icx
thanks for the 14c anon

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>> No.7957661
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7957661

>>7957592
>Man im tired of larps. first 40 people to quote me get 15 icx
>ded fking srs.

>> No.7957694

>>7957592
0x578CA60F1165eFBC2F096F64C1C3B26A523146E6

>> No.7957695

>>7957592
lol if u want to give me 5% more ICX
0x976a6db564f09d56472db2cc0f1ee4c8774244b2

>> No.7957698

>>7957535
(You)

>> No.7957701

>>7957648
nothing to explain. nothin...
Just panic

>> No.7957718

>>7957535
Did the slaps turn you on?

>> No.7957736

so does an ethereum wallet work for icon? i've googled icon wallet but i'm literally retarded and nothing i read is making sense

>> No.7957781

>>7957592
>ded fkin srs.
Highly doubit it but...
0xE671B5Dc7e302Fd4cE6a3cCb115dCB6D7B579C72

>> No.7957788

it's a token right, probably ethereum. so an ethereum wallet address can recieve icon? thats what my 3 minutes of research into this suggests. but none of the websites i've been on have said that outright so i dunno

>> No.7957795
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7957795

>walk into my dad's office
>stand at full height and speak at confident but assertive volume
>"dad, I've decided on a career path"
>"Sounds good kid best of luck"
>"I want to be a crypto trader"
>"Hey that's some pretty neat shit kid, your generation does interesting stuff"
>his dick glazes over for a moment
>"is that precum dad"?
>"yeah son need some help with this you little queerfag, suck this shit out ok?"
>"you're the best dad"
>I suck his dick off and run out of his office full speed
>fire up my computer with 5 gpus mining eth and open chrome
>into the URL bar I begin to type "father son incest porn hub"
>tfw

>> No.7957798

>>7957535
"its never going to drop below 10k again"

>> No.7957800

>>7957592
wtf is icx

>> No.7957810

>>7957535
You're a faggot larper or a huge fucking pussy.
Also whats this shit about being financially succesfull after decades? I went 2x on my first day in crypto, you're just a moron.

>> No.7957819

>>7957658
kek thats gonna be $150 bucks one day, this reminds me of when faggots on g were throwing hundreds of thousands of doge at eacother as a joke

>> No.7957826

>>7957592
0x5c15ad341127a634c174aa45bb16a6da33be0e0a
thank you if you deliver

>> No.7957847
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7957847

>>7957592
>Man im tired of larps. first 40 people to quote me get 15 icx
>ded fking srs.
0x013641089B0E40c8cA341cdD734491E21a99b4F1
very gibs very thanks

>> No.7957856

>>7957592
Gimme
0x532840ce96f73294efca82638cf8251be062a4bc

>> No.7957866

>>7957592
kys
0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dead

>> No.7957871

>>7957592
>inb4 i get banned
w.e worth it

0x9aa94870ac3d36fe4c70d62a61a6ed2b7e63ad8d

>> No.7957898

>>7957661
>>7957788
ok so here's an ethereum wallet address
don't send the icon if it doesn't work with ethereum wallets. but i assume it does? i don't know i'm new

0x95C7722D46a9464ab2Fc6C0bfD19452dB7355336

all i know is that
>Man im tired of larps
>>7957592

>> No.7957913

>>7957795
kek

>> No.7957930

>>7957592
0x62921086a32a5f2998Da53354f1521935B63088D
please sir, send ICX sir

>> No.7957940

>>7957592
0x4fa78c834e3cba8213fefc5d9cbf84469a474bfa

>> No.7957968
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7957968

>>7957592
0x452cafafe89b0bc7abd827a09d675321e024d0bb
give

>> No.7957976

>>7957592
0xe6Efa5bDa1582C64F0BF09770daf3D669e192608

sage tho

>> No.7957979

>>7957592
I rate you if you deliver

0xaF943211DD7baB15004cdA0f9adEeF28B83c6ee5

>> No.7957980

>>7957592
im hungry
0x1f2e296cf7af102a441c61aa4f0bf933630a42ca

>> No.7957982

>>7957592
rly lol. u won't u won't!!

0x75bd36275d72479e9fb5bf01b3f1ecbc17964766

>> No.7957992

>>7957592

0x219ea66eb3c7ef7f29fc4b805cea7bc6d6444a92

>> No.7958004

>>7957592
0xeaf690a4b1287d18dbb7086d9c5ce2f7a53f4679

>man im tired of larps. First 40 people to quote me get 15 icx

>> No.7958019

>>7957592
0xd1e03251803bd66b44422973314cca4bcde8ab2a
pls

>> No.7958030

>>7957592
I'll believe it when I see it

0xa5119Ad2f42691B75A7884B998d1BbdBFB3161B9

>> No.7958034

>>7957592

fucking do it you fucking larp

0xe872019d3f245096ab85a44336e0cff9d9cb464c

>> No.7958045

>>7957592
phree icx plox
0x79aCBF17da6520D923673a285955BBBC468dD609

>> No.7958055

>>7957592
k

>> No.7958058

>>7957592
big if true

0x6809fc1BA1196c8B45c2989b9bbf78A1f78BECa0

>> No.7958060

>>7957592
>Man im tired of larps

>> No.7958074

>>7957592
>Man im tired of larps
0x87C20FB9cE1341f2df1464c980Eb384f102DbfeE

>> No.7958082

>>7957592
send ICX to the address of pink wojax sir AAAAAAA

0xaaaaaaaf042e751f731db699a6eaeef3993165c2

>> No.7958083
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7958083

>>7958055
oh shit got dubs, here's my address

0xeE5DE8DfC6Bf81951EB84abf714B9AE92c85d64a

>> No.7958097

>>7957592

>"Man im tired of larps. first 40 people to quote me get 15 icx, ded fking srs."

Thanks mr whale


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>> No.7958105

>>7957592
0x3bf51eb42d022e0af834136bfa150de8e5862e57
Exactly 0% chance anyone in this thread is getting anything.

>> No.7958114

>>7957592
better deliver
0x1A143528a3102cEbC1fde541e42113762260085b

>> No.7958128

>>7957535
So fuckin gay kys

>> No.7958136

>>7957592
Send LARPer.
0xc17dFdb74b2D72a138483a02B50cfDfE3D6b53ae

>> No.7958151
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7958151

>>7957592
"me"

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>> No.7958167

>>7957592
very nice
0xa7B42B6Da20661B0deF67315BcAc7e66327D7b99

>> No.7958168

>>7957592
rich senpai make a poorfag less poor so I can start trading krypto

0x4b788f36C4cD9275d68E429E53a53df54784c706

>> No.7958181

>>7957592
0x402C9bA2679c9Ca0f4716b9F5e861c3E75272F7D

>Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

>> No.7958257

>>7957592
he wants to give away 2300 dollars

>> No.7958380

>>7957592
0x9dfa002d59d2ed485e49074e9f2ca56b4a860c24

>> No.7958381

>>7957592
I didn't even read the OP because of the attached newjak
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>> No.7958567

>>7957535
0x4fe6e9b324e2f3de025dbc259434ac99b075bb68

im not too late am i?

>> No.7958578

>>7957592
0x4fe6e9b324e2f3de025dbc259434ac99b075bb68

hello icx

>> No.7958778

>>7957718
>>7957795
I want to work in film to illustrate these situations

>> No.7958887

sent ;)

>> No.7958987

>>7957535
Well your pops has a point. Not to be a jerk. But maybe he’s worried about your future. He sees too much volatility in crypto... and probably not enough stablityt for your future. I mean you can make a deal with the devil so to speak. Don’t start applying to law school, mba, or whatever degeee. Go get a part-time job in a related field to crypto. Go work or get an internship for a vanguard or something of that nature. And whatever money you make, invest it in crypto.

A lot of our parents want the best for us. My dad got a bit pissed when I told him i wanted to start a business before getting my law degree. I did it anyway. Business failed, but I leaned a ton about myself and business in the long run. So now I’m finishing up my legal career and still gonna make a business in the related field. Don’t give up, just find a way that satisfies your interests.

>> No.7959741

I never got why white people's parents were so obsessed with getting them out of the house. Do they hate you? Are they poor? It's really weird.

>> No.7959772

>>7958887
lol I definitely don't believe you but I'll keep checking anyway.

>> No.7959789

>>7959741
Going out and “conquering the world”. I think it’s more of an american manifest destiny type shit. Versus say Latin America- it’s all about making a family and going to church. Generally speaking

>> No.7959880
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7959880

>>7957649
I’m fuckin dyin
Holy mary of Christ my sides

>> No.7960109

>>7959741
>why do parents not want their children to be worthless NEETs

>> No.7960151

>>7958887
faggot

>> No.7960430

>>7957592
"Man im tired of larps. first 40 people to quote me get 15 icx

ded fking srs."

quoted with quotation marks
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>> No.7960645

>>7957592
Okay

>> No.7960659

>>7957592
0x9BC37C4550338Bb88E9E3Aae6F3771A87D799F35

big if true

>> No.7960661

>>7957592
0x1d199d8aed7b84be615ced4cfee996d0018498fa

>> No.7960703
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7960703

>>7957535
people still type the url? nigger just bookmark that shit. or at least let your browser's autocomplete get the rest. also stop nujak posting.

>> No.7960768

>>7960703
who even created nujaks they fucking suck. talk about missing the point

>> No.7960789

>>7957535
Your dad should slap the shit out of you for this faggot LARP

>> No.7961683

>>7957592
0xdae717da20b187c965edef6e63e9c8c412fcfd73

>> No.7961810

>>7957592
I don't know if I'm too late,

but I wanna get on the ICX train

0xEE1c9d08b17C8fd051084898681372a451fa1211

you are a gentleman and a scholar

>> No.7962279

>>7957592
Pls gib ICX

>0x7f9b4399a5a0e9481e6cff7ce443dde200c59e7c

>> No.7962346

>>7957592
0x585793cf8a024502315a8e46c7e3cb055c89f5f6

>> No.7962387

>>7957592
0x267877c24851092d04b6efe3babb9950f94dda5e
Very good

>> No.7962404
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7962404

WE R ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

>> No.7962496

>>7957592
If it's not too late
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>> No.7962514

>>7957592
If it's not too late
0xd62b16a8ffa173c35160a1eee953561f41e07834
not countin that shit but thanks anon

>> No.7963071

>>7957535
Valuable inside information will make you a successful trader, you draw the meme line as an alibi, you do not get this so to your father you sound like an utter retard. Go back upstairs and apologize then tell him you will be at the McDonalds at 5am to look the boss in the eye and give him a firm handshake.

>> No.7963162

>>7957535
You can't just explain what you're doing to your dad. You have to show him you capable of doing it. You're not even sure of that yourself judging by the way you spoke of it.