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7940455 No.7940455 [Reply] [Original]

You don't get it do you. Vitalik is jealous af of Sergey, he hates him, and double hates him for becoming a bigger meme than he is.

>Vitalik follows Oraclize, not ChainLink
>Publicly attacked Link as overvalued
>Link holders bully and harass Oraclize, Vitalik's friend.
>Vitalik implements oracle button into ethereum protocol, destroying Chainlink's entire value.
>Price tanks to zero overnight. Ruins Sergey's life and career. Destroys /biz/'s hopes and dreams.

>> No.7940661
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>>7940455
DAMN YOU VITALIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.7941016

>>7940455
>oracle button
Yeah, no

>> No.7941026

>>7941016

All you need to do is type "sudo oracle button" into Ethereum and it's there. No more ChainLink. That's why LINK has no value.

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>>7941016
>Funny story. I used to work at an ICO and my main boss was arguing with the boss under him as to whether or not we should have a thing similar to an oracle button on our main page.
>My main boss basically said that we need it for the brainlets that try to access our site and that quote "a nigger needs a button!"

KEK

>> No.7941218

>>7941049
that certainly happened...

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>>7941026
holy FUCK

>> No.7941719

>>7941243

I can't believe you've done this...

>> No.7941748

Are there any other attempts to build a decentralized oracle network?

>> No.7941794

>>7941243
MY GOLDEN MANBABIES
THEY ARE YOURS

>> No.7942539
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>>7940455
>Vitalik is pissed and jealous that Sergey was working on smart contracts longer than he was
>Sergey owns the smartcontract.com domain, and Vitalik couldn't afford to buy it
>Sergey saw the potential in ETH long before many others, and decided to switch focus to decentralized oracle tech.
>now that ETH skyrocketed, and focus on smart contracts is at an ATH, Sergey will never sell the domain.
>Vitalik is Sergey's apprentice
>starts publicly attacking Sergey
>doesn't realize Sergey has the higher ground
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

>> No.7942868

>>7942539
its a good point and can be argued that ethereum's entire purpose was to bring about the birth of link. sort of how human life is just a security guard for our own reproductive organs.

It also comes down to the fact that Vitalik is jewish and Sergey is russian, do you have any idea the history of marxism and how much soviets and jews hate each other. Im not surprised its such a bloodbath.

>> No.7942909

>>7940455
Sergey sitting attentive and stronk. Vitalek like an autist with cerebral palsy mixed with downs syndrome

>> No.7942926

>>7942909
>Vitalek sits like an autist with cerebral palsy
kek, suprisingly accurate

>> No.7942951

>>7941049
Who are you quoting? That's not how greentexting works

>> No.7943007

>>7942909
vitalik is clearly both jealous and sexually attracted to sergey

>> No.7943137

>>7943007
why wouldn't he be as a complete faggot ? Gay men are attracted to stronger males. Ones with usable, real life solutions.

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>>7941243
MY LINKIESSSSS
IT'S OGRE

>> No.7943171

>>7940455
>look at me I am Le quirky eccentric
>see my funny shirts and hats
>I put boogers on the walls
>I must be a genius?
>My logic says it is ok to fuck children

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>>7941243
Why, Anon? Why?!?!