/biz/ - Business & Finance

I had a sausage and egger from the a and dubya. It was adequate.

>>7927122
now this is a true stinky linkie

>>7927190
>100% cereal sugar
>(((rick and morty)))
>flower instead of dabs in a vaporizer
>cigarettes
>wicker furniture

>>7927194
such is the life of a crypto trader

>>7927190
timestamp

>>7927190

>weed
>rick & morty
>kids cereal
Is this a parody of the numale starter pack meme?

>>7927122
This ck shitposter is a linkie? What the fuck.

>>7927172

>he LICHERALLY has a meme cube

>>7927194
I love this. It is some kind of vegetarian burger, isnt it? Looks pathetic. Absolutely great 7/8

>>7927271
mashed black beans together with 1 egg and fried it

total cost $0.10

I haven't had a real meal in months yet I have $23,000 in crypto

>>7926807
That's gross op

>>7927373
My stomach agrees as I'm currently nauseous.

>>7927190
Nice bait

>>7927122
Kek

>>7927370
Also haven’t been to the store in a month

>>7927219
>>7927285
>>7927286
It's an old pic from reddit

>>7927417
Nice supply riceshitter.

>>7927190

legendary, m8

Sold at the peak and moved it to RPX

>>7927417
Impressive. But aren't you worried that you aren't getting enough nutrition? If you want to be a /brain boi/ then you should get some frozen broccoli, cans of sardines, and some source of other vitamins like calcium and potassium.

>>7927417
ramen for special days right?

Lost 700k, eating honeycombs

>>7927417
a true soyboy

>>7927489
rice and beans is all you need desu

I love me some chink fried rice.

>>7927286
no it's raw from the source base material

>>7927499
are you 12?

>>7927489
I take a multi-v daily. Not optimal but probably a better diet than 75% of the US

>>7927417
Buy some cabbage, you're going to go retarded on that diet.

Daaamn, it's true what they say. White people can't cook for shit.

Jesus all these meals look abysmal, put some spice on that shit.

>>7927172
what is that behind the "focus now', is that modeling glue? i guess it makes sense. I wouldn't judge linkies for needing to take the edge off. and when you're all in and need a quick fix modeling glue gives good bang for the buck

>>7927370
>mashed black beans together with 1 egg and fried it
>total cost $0.10
savvy m8 9/10 would eat.

>>7927542
disgusting, and with a tangerine? pleb

>>7927618
weak bait, nigger

>>7927607
At least you haven't forgotten nutrients completely. Are you looking to add more nutrition to your food, or are you so poor/jewish that you can't afford to spend more?

>>7927417
>Also haven’t been to the store in a month

Play on, player!
Also, ur getting your vitamins rite?)

>>7926807
I love these threads. All off you people eat absolute garbage, makes me feel good about myself. I'm about to go eat 2 dozen oysters and shrimp.

>>7927836

>says we eat garbage
>eats food that lives off garbage

>>7927836
>oysters

So much disgusting food in here

>>7927890
Pardon the filter. I was bored

>>7927876
soyboy

Ethiopian shit

>>7927838
what am i looking at?

>>7927928
>not an empty plate

>>7927946
Scottish egg. It’s fucking disgusting

>>7927992
KEK

Eating turkey and a salad, yah no pic, maybe it's a LARP.

>>7927591
36

>>7927928
That bread pancake thing underneath all that shit is SO FUCKING GOOD. It's like a sour dough crepe.

>>7927928
What I eat 24/7 when not doing Keto. Michigan has a decent amount of places to get good Ethiopian for some reason.

>>7927499
Would hit that any day of the week

>>7927417
all of that is my favorite food, minus the juice

>>7927194
>off brand ketchup
Don't try to hide the label fag, I was poor once too.
>Economy class laptop
If it weren't the angle, you might've gotten away, but I can see how thin that shit is. I had an Acer just like it and it was a flimsy pieca e of shit.
>eating a stale krabby patty
If it weren't for the granite countertop, man. If it only weren't.

>>7928216

the granite is actually just wood with a granite print

>>7927928

how do you eat this? is it like a burrito? do you use a fork, and then eat the bread thing when its all gone?

>>7928337
When I had it, it wasn't put on the bread like that. You would tear a piece of the bread and use it as a utensil to grab the shit you wanted to eat and then eat all of it.

Eating your mums twat m8 not even LARP

>>7927619
kek

>>7928368

I figured. Sounds stupid and messy as fuck, but is probably pretty good when prepared properly.

>>7928337
Ya you’re supposed to scoop it up with small pieces of the torn off break. Think Indian food and Naana bread. That’s how.

>>7927172
la creatura

Jesus autocorrect was bad. What I meant to say was

you’re supposed to scoop it up with small pieces of the torn off bread. Think Indian food and naan bread. That’s how.

Came here to see weirdo Eurofag food. Sardines and mayonnaise or something. Much disappoint

>>7927172
you live in a warehouse?

>>7928565
nah, a re purposed parking garage

>>7928534
Please spread that butter

>>7928422
This was years ago, but I remember enjoying it very much. The bread itself is the only thing I remember being really wild about though. I like sour dough bread and this shit is really sour. Not for everyone obviously.

>>7927836
>he fell for the "sea food" is classy meme

Have fun playing for overpriced garbage. Must be blissful being a placebo affected moron

>>7927122
Holy fuck you were a stinky linky the whole time kek, show us your hall of fame dishes

Why so many poorfags ITT? Pic related was my breakfast.

>>7928031
fucken kek

Baked peach and blue cheese bread for munchies

Edgy elitist douche bag found

>>7928607
8/10, better than nearly everything here. Needs something though

only poorfag food here.

>they dont delete exif and metadata of pictures

>>7928590

>>7928607
Yeah because that is so expensive right? Eat fuck shitnuts

How about some kjottkaker i brun saus med poteter, ertestuing og gulrotter? All that is missing is a bit of tyttebærsyltetoy and it would have been a 10/10.

>>7926807
Chicky eggu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMyb-N_ZjXA

>>7928696
I can confirm, authentic Germanic dish here - us Dutch would be proud

>>7928730
Are those potatoes? They look tasty

Steamed White Castle burgers. Only the finest.

>>7928607
>>7928696
>>7928730

Only good shit in this entire thread.

>>7928786
How is
>>7927890
not good shit

>>7928776
Yeah fried potatoes in beef tallow with lemon/thyme

Kebab

>>7928216
>Economy class laptop
Its a dell xps 15 mate very capable laptop as long as you aren't playing games.

Light and performant.

>>7928815
>processed rice
>mixed vegetables from a factory
>poverty plate with matching poverty counter

If you're going to go big don't half ass it

>>7928607
what is that on the left? Raw fish? Pickled ginger?

>>7928867
God I fucking love kebab. When I lived in France I would eat this shit all the time, like literally almost every day.

>>7928867
hope thats garlic mayo son

>>7928867
I was in budapest this summer and that shit was on every fucking corner. Disgusting

>>7928730
This is how I cook brussel sprouts as well, you seem to be a man who knows his way around a stove.

Shame that you ruined a perfectly cooked steak with the weird rosemary mustard sauce though.

>>7928935
Of course.

>>7928941
How is it disgusting? Tastes amazing

>>7928903
literally everything you've said is wrong.
these are fresh vegetables and the rice is not processed.

>>7928974
It’s an herb compound butter. But thanks

>>7927172
That Big Mac looks like a Whopper Jr.

Feeling poor today boys

>>7926807

>>7927927
>manlet detected

>>7928989

You telling me that you cooked white rice and seasoned it and it came out that uniform and perfect? You cut those broccoli florets?

I know that's uncle bens anon

>>7926807

>>7929050
explain the robe please

Made this a few days ago.
Its eggplant with mackerel, a toping of pine nuts, breadcrumbs, parsley, garlic, white wine and olives!
Done in the own (eggplant grilled first). Next time adding a bit of tomato too.

>>7926807
yall can still afford to eat?

>>7929069
That's a cool story you just made up. Too bad you're wrong. Cutting carrots and broccoli takes literally two minutes

>>7927511
Americans will defend this

>>7927511

>>7929102
awful aesthetics but probably tastes amazing 8/10

>>7929154

Show me the rice anon

>>7929154
Show us the boxed rice anon. I can't even tell what the fuck kind of meat you're eating.

>>7929069
oh, forgot about the rice.
you take some pepper and curcuming. you put that shit into the rice while you let it draw.
that's it
i'm amazed that it is so unbelievable to that i cooked this. have you ever cooked food in any way yourself?

stay poor first worlders

>>7929208
the meat was pork steak from the butcher for $12

>>7927927
I'm not a guy so I can't be a soyboy. Oysters just taste bad.

>>7928903
>hurr the plate needs to be expensive
What a cunt

>>7929283
bugeater detected

>>7928903
>>7929292
oh yeah, right that too. what is poverty plate even supposed to mean? it's just a normal fucking plate.

please tell me i'm just falling for bait or have you actually never in your life cut broccoli and carrots yourself?
i would not even touch this disgusting microwave shit with a ten foot pole

>>7929292
Enhances the dining experience

>>7929167
yeah i know looks kinda ugly from that perspective but it actually looked like a weird lasagna

>>7929387
>Enhances the dining experience

>>7929431
I fapped to your gf in the picture

>>7929455
shit man her wrist is showing better tell that bitch to put her burka back on!

>>7927417
nice war food, idiot.
what are you 100 years today?

sausage master race

>>7928634
it sounds actually incredible

>>7929518
i bet you are from some former communist country in eastern/central europe!

>>7929518
>sausage master race
is that some sort of faggot marathon?

>>7927194

lucky getting wifi and power in a squat like that

>>7929582
yes, central europe though

>>7929092
Belongs to my gf. Looks like she sewed somethingweird to the back. Looks like an astroid collision idk

>>7927194
food looks great
Hienz source is 52/52

>>7928696
norewgian gourmet

>>7928919
Smoked salmon you pleb.

>>7928678
Kek that marble table is probably worth more than your entire shitcoin portfolio.

>>7929783
weird. didn't realize that salmon still looks raw as fuck when smoked.

>>7929035
Ah, my apologies. That makes a lot more sense. Good taste, my man.

>>7928607
>didn't even wipe the plate

>all these fatasses eating eggs
Enjoy your clogged arteries

For me, it's the McChicken™.

>>7929552
3dl water
2dl yogurt or sour cream
3dl oatmeal
bag of dry yeast
0.5dl honey/sugar
0.5dl oil
little salt
6dl wheat flour

Just mix everything and spread on sheet

Time for blue cheese and peach

Let it sit for an hour

15min in 200C

>>7929921
Wow are you still on the old 90's dietary cholesterol meme? Shit was debunked ages ago. Post this comment on /fit/ if you don't believe me and see hard you get roasted for brainletism.

>>7930263
t. about to be half paralized

>>7928785

>>7928634
That looks like the thing that clogged my garbage disposal last week

>>7929057
>eating rotten meat

>>7926807
making a big batch of beans and rice in my instant pot tonight
will eat that through next week

>>7928534

Is that scrambled eggs? Looks fucking disgusting.
Do any biztards know how to cook?

>>7930298
rubbish

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/high-blood-cholesterol/expert-answers/cholesterol/FAQ-20058468

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/how-many-eggs-should-you-eat#section1

https://www.livescience.com/39353-eggs-dont-deserve-bad-reputation.html

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/2012/08/should-i-stop-eating-eggs-to-control-cholesterol-diet-myth-4/

>>7928607

Eggs overcooked. Nice try

Talkeetna, Alaska reporting in.

Burger. Burnt to a hockey puck. Bacon burnt black so it crunches when I bite down in it. Melted Swiss. Lettuce tomato onion. No sauce at all. Just a light spray of worstershire sauce.

>>7928730
this was made by your mother, I can tell

>>7930706
runny eggs are gross

>>7928634
that pube hair

>>7930810
It's not

>>7928696
gib recipe

>>7930879
Wrong pic

Anchorage chow.

Blackened Alaskan cod. Seafood chowder. LTO, tatted on the side.

More anchorage chow.

Blackened halibut burger. LTO, tarter on the side

It really sucks to be poor

>>7927172
>not a Grand Mac
not gonna make it

>>7928696
ahh det så digg ut

Bison burger at the amangiri paid for with the profits from dec.

>>7926807
Every morning I eat four slices of bread, a block of cheese, and ten tbsp of peanut butter with an entire bottle of V8 vfusion. It's about 2800 calories in total, and most if not all of my vitamins for the day. Costs less than $8 per day with literally no effort. My hand is shaking now, but no lunch because of that.

Brisket on my last Seoul layover. Was too fatty compared to how it’s served in the States.

>>7931017
that looks like the dog and partridge, heaton mersey

>>7930991
>>7931017
>Eating at the bar

Americans are disgusting. Bars are for standing at to order drinks, not sitting and eating

Larb Gai last time I was hanging out in Phuket.

This draws blood

>>7931146
No. We eat at them too, dipshit. That’s why we refer to them as “Bar & Grill”

>>7927190
Someone post the response

>>7931133
Nah. It was Humpys. Great bar chow.

Vietnamese jungle chow from when I was vacationing in Puy Quoc

>>7931217
it looks like good stuff, nice food. just reminded me of a bar i used to frequent, long ago.

Elk tacos on the side of the road, Hells Canyon, Idaho.

>>7931217
I don't know what's gayer, the fact that you keep saying chow or the fact that you think that's good bar food.

>>7931327
It was fantastic bar chow man.

These are wicked too if you ever visit Clinton, CT. Lobster roll from Lobster Landing.

The only thing I need

>>7929102
That looks and sounds disgusting.

SHAME

>>7931376
that bun is burnt

>>7926807
Get on my level

>>7929069
Frozen veggies remain their nutrients better than non frozen, you absolute faggot

>>7931376
is that the bkue moon that's cloudy? if it is, it's a good brew

>>7931460
>fat hand

>>7931408
>beats by dre
>HURR I LOVE NUTELLA
faggot

>>7931460
my mom says that stuff makes her fart alot

>>7931019
Is that... a raw root of some kind?

>>7931376

lobsters eat shit. they're basically giant roaches of the sea

>>7931991
this
very shady animal

Now post your dinner.

-chicken breast, broccoli, and penut butter.

>>7930743
>>7931017
>>7931129
>>7931153
>>7931217
>>7931286
>>7931376

just curious, why do you travel so much? Work or pleasure?

>>7932445
Both. Airline pilot but I take a lot of vacations.

>>7932421
why are you having peanut butter with chicken and broccoli you freak

>>7927542
>fried rice with oranges
You are insulting my culture.

>>7931661
Its called Yuca or Yuka

>>7930673
yes
it is
no

Plain nasi goreng with chicken. Tastes okay, but my gf made it with love.

>>7932965

indonesian or malaysian?

>>7933046
Indonesian.

ITT: Americans posting nutritionally inferior food.

>muh health care
>you'll die young eating that shit

>>7927190
>newfriend bait
well done

You can be cheap and not eat like a fucking pleb

lol

>>7931460

why don't you just get powdered oats and milk instead which will perform the same purpose about a tenth of the cost

>>7932943
You know you can deep-fry that and eat it with mayo, right? Don't have to eat it raw...

>>7932421

this is the kind of autistic, no ability meal that /fit/ would come up with.

seriously if you can't even make a simple sauce to add some kind of interest to any of this then you need to stop fucking around on the internet and learn a few basic cooking skills

this goes for all of /fit/

>>7933602

>>7933673
>>7933602

>>7933720
>>7933673
>>7933602

>>7933644
I don't have oil nor mayo, thats too expensive

I had some Ethiopian. It's the first step in getting used to no food.

>>7933757
>>7933720
>>7933673
>>7933602

>>7929069
Really? Did you ever cut broccoli or prepare rice in your life? It is not fucking rocket science.

What the fuck, America? How come are you the #1 economic and military power in the world but your citizens can't cook basic fucking food?

>>7929069
>cutting vegetables is hard

fucking amerifats

Poor Ausfag... pretty fresh suckling pig... Road Kill here is Choice bro'

>>7926807
about to go get KFC soon (or dirty bird as we call it here)

>>7927219
What card game is kitty helping you play?

>>7933671
Not every meal needs sauce/cheese. That was a perfect meal macro wise.

Halved my serving size, feels batman

>>7927122
sup man, love your work.

>>7932874

made me laugh ... this thread is sad though, although most of these assholes are better off than most people on this spacerock

Now post your post workout meal.

-Protein bar
-Penut butter and Jelly sandwich
-Pinapples
-Big cup of water

Eating off a cardboard box in a shack behind the bakery

Got these for 3$ and the milk for about 2$


This is my dinner I’m gonna have to try to find a place to sleep after this

>>7927190
Buy your sorry ass a vapcap and quit the smokes bro, we can all do it if we try together.

Once there's nobody left to bum a cigarette from, then it'll be easy to really quit the tobacco.

Vapcap makes your stash last longer and it doesn't make the whole house reek, more $$ for crypto.

>>7934597
MORE MORE MORE!

>>7934597
Sam?

>>7934633
>>7934645
I took my shoes off to relax

And proof I’m eating off a toilet box

>>7934597
please be larping

>>7934656
hey man that looks pretty comfy, more more more!

>>7934597
Fuuuck. What's your story?

>>7934679

>>7927890
Stop overcooking your veggies, brocoli and carrots should be only lightly steamed for maximum nutritional value and reducing inflamation/farting like a peasant

>>7934679
I got caught jerking off in my window and caught a bad rap and ever since I can’t get a job

Now I just pretend to be a veteran and beg for money on corners

If people question me I just act crazy and they usually fuck off

>>7934597
You win the thread, my friend.

>>7927122
It’s a shoop you tards the frame in this picture actually has a folded up wendy’s bag inside of it

>>7928634
Your presentation is disgusting, but I will try anything that has blue cheese in it. Quick breakdown please?

>>7934723
You don't have any assets you can sell or any place to go? Relatives or friends?

>>7934737
im tard

>>7934804
I have nothing I think I had bitcoin back when I had a real computer a few years ago

>>7932576
Because he's clearly done nothing else to add flavor to his meal.

>>7927855
I got my zinc for the day nigga. You're out there eating empty carbs in the form of nuked bagel bites. Your impoverished palate could never appreciate the bounty of the sea.

I eat rice with whatever canned food was on sale on the supermarket with some fruit 70% of the time. the other 30% is either frozen shit or something fancy occasionally

>>7934824
Oh shit, homeless guy? I remember you in a thread a while back. Stay safe homie

>>7932945

You overcooked it

Get it to a porridge like consistency then take it off the heat, it continues to cook in the pan, but get it out of there once it's jelly like, this is how it should be, and don't start gaying off about salmonella

>>7934824
Damn. Homeless just because of a fap, such hypocrisy.

Best of luck, Anon. I really hope you can get a nice warm house and good food soon.

>>7934844
Not true. The chicken was boiled in salt, pepper, and Italian seasonings.

>>7932874
It's a mandarine

>>7931107
Why not try something like Huel? Contains everything you need and is pretty cheap.

>>7935026
>boiled chicken
Do you just like, hate flavor?

>>7935046
You must have missed the financially ruined part of this thread. I can't afford flavor!

>>7934824
Nice, you do any crazy drugs ever? Floor drugs? Obscure drugs?

>>7935090
I kill rats for fun

>>7935113
I hope that one day a rat bites you and you get really sick. It's only fair.

>>7935113
Why don't you sleep in a car? I used to sleep outside with camping gear, but a car is like 10x less shitty life.

>>7933797
I use a rice cooker because it pisses fags like you off.

>>7928607
>under 500 Cal

Soyboy twink faggot detected

Why is /biz/ so autistic about food?

>>7927928
someone pooped on your dish

>>7930751
What is this shit? Looks good

>>7935448
why are you such a faggot?

Buy FUN niggers

>>7935391
Uh... Good for you I guess?

How do i start cooking

>>7935748
hi shrame

A bottle of coke.

>>7935639
I can tell you are triggered faggot. Stay mad

>>7928786
i think you've missed the point of the thread

Fresh Bamboo Shoot and Grass Fed Free Range Beef, Green Vietnamese Curry, Organic Egg and Siam Basil/Tulsi Holy Basil and Broad leafed Coriander on a bed of Basmati Rice. Cooking like this sends the girls wild... It is also cheaper than most trash that people think is good and cheap...

>>7928588
How/where? Are there a lot of empty parking garages out there willing to be turned into homes?

>>7929102

did you catch the horse that shat on it?

>>7930055

This man is going places.

Trader Joe's hatch chile mac and cheese. I eat almost entirely frozen dinners from Walmart and Trader Joe's. I'm not even poor.