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what are some beta things you have done /biz/

me? i bought a winrar license

>> No.7907759

>>7907708

i pay $200 a month on porn sites

>> No.7907783

I unironically post here.

>> No.7907803

>>7907783
Yes

>> No.7907810

>>7907708
>i bought a winrar license
People like you should be shot on the spot

>> No.7907830

>>7907708
7-Zip is Open Source and better.

>> No.7907853

>>7907759
This better be a very good site.

>> No.7907886

>>7907708
was this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX_pF03vCSU

>> No.7907944

>>7907853

>ddf
>private
>teenmegaworld
>evil angel

>> No.7907945

>>7907708
I rap in my car about hood life while I have a good job in Finance.

https://youtu.be/XASNM1XEQPs

>> No.7908026
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7908026

I asked a girl for her bra

she made me pay $500 for it

>> No.7908075
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7908075

>>7908026
for what it's worth, her bra smelled faintly like vanilla

>> No.7908274

>>7908026
>>7908075
Deliciously beta. Kissless virgin I assume?

>> No.7908296

>>7907708
I call a girl the next day after sexing with her

>> No.7908300

>>7907944
>no blackedraw

>> No.7908307

>>7907708
Ive been in long distance relationship for 4 years now, atleast i know she isnt cucking me because i keylogged everything she has

>> No.7908327

>>7907708
Nothing huge, but my life is a constant streamline of mild betaness.

>> No.7908461

>>7908307
Oh boy

Im a loser in many things in life but im so glad failing at women isnt part of it

>> No.7908519

>>7908307
Sinister yet devilish. Tell me what she likes to look at? What porn does she watch? What key phrases do you look for?

>> No.7908591

>>7908519
Seconding this.

>> No.7908688

I've paid for lunch/dinner with girls that had 0 intentions of fucking me.

>> No.7908720

>>7908519
I got lazy because she is suprisingly mundane, so i just look at her fb chat every other day.
Last notable thing was her google search on btc after i mentioned that this whole cryptocurrency schtick might work out
Also typical BDSM/degradation whore, but reluctant to go all out

>> No.7908743

>>7908720
Is she a chunky monkey?

>> No.7908765

>>7907944
Fag, next time dl free at adultbay or naughtyblog

>> No.7908767

>>7907708
I umm.... went to the mall with this girl that broke up with her boyfriend and wasn't over it and then she bought something... for her ex-boyfriend.

>> No.7908786

>>7908720
You are a smart man

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7908811

>>7907708
>bought ETFs

>> No.7908833

>>7908767
Oh and then it turned out she was pregnant with his child and she aborted it.

Somebody erase her from my mind plz.

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7908846

I love soy milk when i'm high on weed

>> No.7909249

>>7907944
Cant you get all this normie shit on free sites like pron.tv?

>> No.7909334

I visit the strip club weekly. Wife looks better than all of them. Just crave the thought of something new. I'm a POS