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7889367 No.7889367 [Reply] [Original]

Don't worry, anon. Normies will pump the price again.

>> No.7889528

>>7889367
zoom out faggot

>> No.7889570

We're never going above 10k again. Normies aren't pumping anything.

>> No.7889594

>>7889367
I tried to do regression analysis and included google trends as a model feature. It got blown the fuck out and didn't end up in the strongest models. I thought I had hit a goldmine, but the models showed that it 1. its a lagging indicator, and 2. it's not a strong indicator compared to moving averages, etc

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>> No.7889648

>>7889594
basically, it lags price movements. It doesn't predict future prices very well. There are certain equities and commodities where this could be successfully used as a model, but in speculative markets like crypto, it has fuck all predictive ability

>> No.7889671

>>7889648
That's weird because google trends should be the most useful for speculative markets. google trends shouldn't mean anything for assets with clear cash flows.

>> No.7889699
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7889699

>>7889367
This is what they're actually searching though.

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7889743

>>7889699
>why would anyone like me

>> No.7889785

>>7889699
I'm imagining that one person asked all these questions and that their stench is unbearable.

>> No.7889805
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7889805

>>7889699
the fuck is a sister wife

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7889837

>>7889367

Kek if you don't have access to premium google analytics don't even try. This is the real chart for bitcoin.

>> No.7889857

>>7889805
sister wife is what some polygamist wives call their husband's other wives. popularized by the reality show "Sister Wives" about a fringe Mormon (but not fundamentalist) polygamist family in southern Utah. Grew up Mormon so I know too much about this.

>> No.7889864

fake

>> No.7889884
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7889884

>>7889857
oh, awesome.

>> No.7889955

>>7889367
>>7889625
lol

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>>7889648
>>7889671
google trends is great for speculative markets. Sometimes it lags, sometimes it doesn't. When it isn't lagging you can profit from it. See pic related

>> No.7890591

>>7889884
God damnit those heels turn me on!

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7890617

>>7890591
foot fetish is a path to faggotry

t. /biz/ sexologist

>> No.7890666

>>7890591
DAILY REMINDER:

FOOT FETISHISM HAS BEEN LINKED TO LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY IN NUMEROUS STUDIES.

THOSE WITH FOOT FETISHES ARE QUITE LITERALLY HOMOSEXUALS IN THE CLOSET.

THEY CRAVE PHALLIC OBJECTS DOMINATING THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE SEVER MUMMY ISSUES EMBEDDED DEEP WITHIN THEIR PSYCHE.

FEET HAVE BEEN A SYMBOL OF SUBMISSION FOR MILLENNIA.

THERE IS A REASON (((THEY))) PROMOTE FOOT FETISHISM SO MUCH. BECAUSE IT IS THE GATEWAY FETISH... FIRST YOU START WITH FOOT FETISH PORN, THEN YOU'RE A KEKOLD, THEN YOU'RE A TRANNY GAY FAGGOT, UNIRONOCALLY TOO. YOU CAN SEE THE RELATED VIDEOS ON PORNHUB AND ITS TRUE. OR THE "OTHERS ALSO WATCHED" SECTION.

TL;DR: FOOT FETISH FAGGOTS ARE LITERALLY FAGGOTS IN THE CLOSET

>> No.7890670

>>7889367

guys, if you are holding bitcoin, you will get JUST'D soon.

My father has had to sit through a presentation at work educating employees on cryptocurrency. It was very positive towards it, however, they basically said bitcoin has no future because it has high fees and is slow AF.

Even boomers know its a SHITCOIN now.

>> No.7890696

>>7890666
damn. I liked feet until these trips

>> No.7890790

>>7890666
that's not tru-
>likes feet
>started liking cucks

FUCK IM GETTING CLOSE