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how is it that people who are named after one of their parents can avoid taxes? i never understood...

>> No.7887487

Because the current tax man technology only allows for letters. Numbers create an error. So if you are named after your dad and he pays then the IRS is none the wiser.

>> No.7887616
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>>7887487
what the fuck is this real

>> No.7887640

>>7887487
>>7887327
what fucking bullshit i never heard of this is that why donald trump named his son donald ?

>> No.7887687

>>7887640
Wow, that just clicked.

>> No.7887699

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T MY DAD NAME ME AFTER HIM GOD FUCKING DAMNIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.7887707

Sometimes when I'm browsing /biz/ I can almost feel my braincells rotting.

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>>7887327
>named after my dad
>get his mortgage bills, angry calls from debt collectors

>> No.7888229

>>7887327
>he's not a Jr to the 10th degree

My family hasn't paid taxes since my great great grandpappy came over on the mayflower. I am John Smith the XX

>> No.7888302

>>7887487
>Numbers create an error.

I seriously want to try that XKCD thing, name my kids after a SQL injection, see if that fucks their shit up more.

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>>7888229
Wrong, I'm John Smith the XX

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>>7887327
I'm not a murican so I don't get the joke.

>> No.7889174

wtf i love taxes now