/biz/ - Business & Finance

are nipples with piercings still milkable? Why would you damage your boobies in such a way

>>7881397
5200 cash
860k crypto
No debt

>100k link

>>7881466
MOMMY MOMMY
GIVE ME ME POOPIE
MAKE IT WET
OR MAKE IT DROOPY
CHOCOLATE COLOR
STINKY SMELL
EAT IT, SLURP IT
AIN'T IT SWELL
PUT SOME POOPIE
IN MY MOUTH
DON'T GO SLOW
JUST SQUIRT IT OUT
LET IT DANGLE
TO MY TONGUE
POOP IS YUMMY
POOP IS FUN
SMELLS LIKE DINNER
FOR MY SOUL
MOUTH UPON YOUR
POOPIE HOLE
IS THERE MORE?
LET IT OUT!
PLEASE, DELICIOUS
POOPIE NOW

>>7881466
that's a guy though

>>7881543
Gf (male)

>>7881397
no gf lol

2.5k cash
2k stocks
2k other
14k debt
net worth ca. -7k

meh, it'll turn around

no gf
15k
no debt

not holding anything right now. waiting for things to settle then i will probably go long on tech/bio tech/lithium

not touching your shitty crypto

>>7881397
God, imagine shaving the nipple's tips off with a razor, and when she is watching scared you show her a small pouch and put them inside, along with dozens other nipple's tips you took early

Incredibly hot

>>7881397
10k unironical LINKS
60k in bank account

Me
>Assets
$3.8k crypto
$20k savings
$550,000 apartment
$10,000 car
~$20k miscellaneous assets

>liabilities
$310k mortgage remaining
>Net Worth
~$294k

>GF
None, but neither do you OP.
Also why the fuck does everyone itt have such huge debt with no assets? Jesus christ.

>>7881757

>>7881397
100cash
1.55k crypto
110k debt

>>7881827
forgot here's my nogf

I have a boyfriend.

1000 EUR cash
100k USD stock portfolio
20k EUR stock portfolio
~10k EUR savings account
half of one house (~200k EUR)
apartment (80k EUR)

No debt or liabilities (but soon a loan of 100k for a bigger apartment).

Net worth: ~480k USD

>>7881959
none of that is yours fag/roastie.

as for me
>900k in eth/neo
>200k in usd
>700k in physical assets
>my waifu since 2006

>>7881824

>>7882042
All of it is mine, but it has not been earned by me.
Only the cash and the savings account has been.

>>7882093
lol who gave you all that other stuff?

>>7882141
roastie mentality or someone had parents that werent complete poorfags

>>7882141
Inheritance, duh? Still have some left to inherit when the dad croaks. I'd say I've been blessed, but I'm still a faggot.

>>7881497
my irl gf has this shirt
but posting her would be a dickmove and u would just call her underage while she's just asian in reality

0 cash
800 crypto
5-6k debt

>>7881502
kekd way more than I should have desu

>>7882176
Lol are you actually proud of that?
How does it feel knowing you'll never be self-made? You have personal equity in less than 1% of your stuff

>>7882228
Same as this dude but no gf

>>7881397
All together about 600k

>>7882300
Who says I'm proud? It makes me sad, but I'm still young (26) so I have time.

>>7881397
Nice mosquito-bite tits on your gf lmao

>>7882300
>How does it feel knowing you'll never be self-made?
Who the fuck cares? Inheriting money is just a tad lower on the "self made" scale than "getting rich by betting on shitcoins because of their cool logos and autistic aids ridden devs". I would be extremely happy with either. First one isn't an option for me sadly.

>>7882300
Nobody is self made, it's either family or luck. If you unironically believe you can control your life completely you are deluded.

>>7882494
Exacly.
But it's also true that it feels better if you make it by yourself.

>>7882494
I think they're both pretty shit. Not to come across as salty, but I'm used to a kind of street-mentality, where everyone's always working and hustling to get by, and we always liked down on the "preppy white-boy" type like that one dude.

>>7882397
Sorry man, didn't mean to bite your head off or anything, but as you go on and potentially do serious business in the world, just a word of advice, don't let your inheritance become a talking point. You never know, you might meet a real big-shot who came from nothing, and he'll probably still have that same street-mentality.

>>7882678
*looked down

you know what i mean

250k crypto

Pic related...

>>7881397
1.5mil house
400k stock market
100k cash
5k crypto

>>7882396
you have bigger probs anon

You realise hard work can enhance your lucky position but just chalking things up to luck and doing nothing will not advance you?

Everything is fucking luck if you zoom out far enough.
Our atoms were the only ones that ended up in the habitable zone of our solar system.
The dinosaurs were wiped out giving humans a chance to be more than just smart monkeys.
We werent completely wiped out by some plague.
Nobody has built a nuke and triggered it yet.
Supervolcanoes havent triggered a nuclear winter.
Your dad actually managed to nut in a female.
Of the millions of sperm yours made it.
Your mom wasnt on the pill
You werent born indian
Et cetera.

>>7881397
Your net worth is -28.5k buddy

>>7882776
True

>>7882776
o fug. what do now?

>>7882678
I usually never talk about it and I didn't realise you would take me so seriously. In reality, I'm not condescending at all and I see myself as more of a failure than you can imagine.

>>7881397

$12,000USD
$2,000 crypto
$6,000 credit card in balances

I keep revolving the credit around 1-2yr no interest and $0 fee balance transfers. Hopefully I can keep this up till I graduate school.

>>7881397
135k GBP funds/stocks
60k GBP Cash
38k GBP crypto.

Broke as fuck. Marrying for money. She knows.

>>7882920
Well, keep your head up dude. Don't mind internet-assholes like me.

>>7883112

that's kinda sad mate

>>7883344

>>7883344

She proposed the idea, mostly because she gets everything she wants out of it.

>>7883112
Rather than sad i'd say, well done. Now use the financial stability to fucking get yourself somewhere. Please dont be a fat amerilard and gamecube all day. Cute gf.

€4000 in crypto
€12000 in savings
No debt.
Not going to post a picture of my gf for a bunch of NEETs on /biz/

>>7883444

Yeah, things could be much worse. It's a good starting position.

>>7883504
Relax, we know you don't have one.

ITT poverty, larps, KHVs. Biz gets fucking depressing when there's a dip

100% link 2k usd networth from neetbux saved
no gf, no education, no job, nothing

>>7884460
6k debt and no savings, no car, no home, nothing, if links fails i die

>>7883504
>Not going to post a picture of my gf
your mom doesn't count, idiot
>>7883567

>4k in cash
>1k in crypto
>No debt

I'm engaged but she's not a swimsuit model if that's what you want. I'm a lucky poor fag.

$60
hand
no debt
actually have $30k more but they are not technically mine right now

>>7883112
She looks jewish

I cannot beleive any girl would have sex with anyone with personal (non income producing) debt.

Fucking disgusting

>>7883344

yummy