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7873499 No.7873499 [Reply] [Original]

Hey, son. How's your little betcoin hobby? Your mom told me you went on a 20 minute monologue about something called crypto with her? And then you got in an argument with her that you still don't have a normal source of income and you hit a wall with a fist and locked yourself in your room crying. She's worried about you. What's going on, champ?

>> No.7873607

>>7873499
Lol if I was a jobless neet still living with my parents and I punched a hole in the wall and made my mom cry, my dad would beat my fucking ass not ask me “what’s up champ?”

>> No.7873635

>>7873607
And you'd probably cry for seconds I presume.

>> No.7873636

Top kek

>> No.7873663

>>7873607
'get on your knees son I'll show you how to suck a real man'

>> No.7873678

>>7873499
At least he’s white

>> No.7873715

>>7873635
>>7873663
A fathers job is to beat his sons ass when he’s acting like a little bitch. That’s how you make a man. Men aren’t made by coddling. They are forged. You can’t forge steel without smashing the shit out of it with a hammer.

>> No.7873775

>>7873715
What you didnt know is that Sergey indeed isnt getting the ballroom.. he is getting the cheteau. A grand palace with a throne room to match his rotund figure, there will be thousands upon thousands of chairs for an audience hungry to hear master Sergeys words. Rory will swoop in while the roaring crowds chant for their king to appear, leaving big macs on the throne to tempt sergey into a faster response. Shortly after, loud and thunderous footsteps like tjose of a gods begin to draw closer as one radiantly cosmic end of sergeys gut breaches the room. Slowly but surely sergeys form begins to take shape, like the titanic crossing the atlantic. Sergey will spot the big mac, and promptly sit on it, absorbing it with his hyperevolved skin that allows direct big mac absorbance to the digestive system. Sergey looks up, sweat dripping from his face after the long and dangerous trek from the makeup room to the throne room. He utters but a single word, "smart contracts". The entire room faints as their souls are torn from their bodies in a glorious light. Sergey transcends mortality and his gargantuan soul leaves for his big cube in the sky.

>> No.7874242

>>7873715

You make me sick, desu

>> No.7874585

>"You know, finding a job is like walking a street with a thousand doors. You gotta keep knockin' until someone lets you in."
My dad not so long ago. He doesn't get that there's one door a month with a thousand other guys waiting in front of you.
Sick of the fucking boomer delusion.

>> No.7875042

>>7874585
sick of your whining

>> No.7875098

wait, people on /biz/ dont all degree's? The fuck. Getting a job isn't that difficult. 1/ get a degree in a decent subject 2/ apply for a job 3/ be employed...otherwise youre just lazy. And if you're a NEET and you still cant trade then seriously, kys.

>> No.7875298
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7875298

>>7874585
>>7875042
You're actually both right, which makes me sick of both of you

>> No.7875299

As is my dad talks to me. Yells yeah. But not talk.