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Let's share professional secrets with one another.

"Secrets" might not be the right word, but I'm talking about things that aren't common knowledge outside our area of practice.

>> No.785825

technical analysis is a scam

>> No.785826

don't buy applecare

>> No.785833

>>785817
there is no secret mate, if there is the Jews won't tell us.

>> No.785834

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>> No.785837

Soon 2nd year associate attorney at a small provincial firm (5 partners, 12 employees in total)
Roughly €65k a year including bonuses.

- Avg work week is 46 hours
- Partners work 60+, but like 20 hours a week is spent networking/bringing in clients
- Compensation is based on how many clients you bring in

- We charge $600 to set up a corporation, it takes an intern about 15 minutes to do that
- Most people might as well do it themselves

- Most investors/vc funds/business angels rape people in the shareholder agreements
- Nobody wants help with shareholder agreements (gives off bad vibes)

- In my experience male attorneys have long relationships (avg seems to be ~10 years)
- Quite opposite of female attorneys who are mostly divorcees with kids

>> No.785850

Geotechnical Engineering is 80% guesswork and 20% black magic

>> No.785853

>>785834
Shhhhhhh...

>> No.785869
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785869

There is no secret anon. You just have to know how to work hard. Really hard. Life is full of talented smart lazy people who fail and for every smart talented lazy faggot there is a stupid awkward average guy that works his ass off and succeeds

>> No.785870
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785870

Galaxy S6 Edge.

I have a friend who buys these for $60-$100
They are legitimate, not a clone, 16MP camera, and not laggy at all.

Most phones are ( AT&T) Or ( T MOBILE )

I bought a few from him they are legitimate.

However he will not give me the website, I consider myself pretty good on the computer but I cannot seem to find the website.

He claims to buy from bankrupt companies online or liquidations, but I don't think that's true and he seems to have an unlimited supply.

I have been checking Alibaba.com but so far only gotten scam companies.

He resells them and makes a lot of money, I am bringing this to everyone's attention because I figure between all of us, we should be able to figure it out.

And if so everyone here can make some extra money :)

>> No.785877

>>785817
Graphene a shit. It will only be good for a couple of gadget applications, and in a long time.

>> No.785881

Find a shopping centre with upper class brands, i.e. Gucci, LV, etc.
Figure out the right day of the month, typically a Sunday or Saturday night around 5-7pm
Go into the loading docks and back areas at the start or end of seasons, wen restocking happens
Usually these places throw expensive stuff out, just take it and resell it.

Been a cleaner for a few years and even still do it now that I'm not anymore. Don't worry if the actual cleaner sees you do it. They don't care and if they do they can't do much

>> No.785884

>>785870
They're obviously stolen you retard.

>> No.785892
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785892

There is no way there stolen.

He has an unlimited supply.

He's not a thug lol.

He's buying them with a verified EIN as if he was a retailer, but I still don't know where from.

>> No.785915

>>785850
Tell more, I'm about to graduate in CE and I'm thinking in working in GeoTech

>> No.785928

>>785915
Don't become a geo tech........ ever... you will spend your time testing concrete running around with a nuke Gage and performing proctors all day... if that sounds like fun to go... go for it

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>>785892

Still doesn't mean they weren't stolen along the way.

It's like saying

>"My xbox was made in the USA, it says it right here"

Yea maybe assembled here, but the parts were soldered by some 8yo slavechild.

>>785817
Used to buy bad esn iPhones by the load and send them in to my eBay buddy for $50 a phone, in return he sends back the same model brand new. Made100+ on every sale, quit when iCloud shit fucked up everything.

iCloud made it so I couldn't buy people's cracked screens because I couldn't see if they were still signed into the phone. 90% of the time everyone lied saying they were. wasted time/money having to sell parts.

>> No.786733

Verizon Wireless: When offered the $11 Insurance, ask to opt to the $9 insurance plan. $9 will cover everything you need.

>> No.786737
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786737

>People think everything happens in the forefront of eBay
>Made $1200(net) drop shipping yesterday

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786741

Buying these for schools with the help of Dr. Phil or some bs TV celeb backing you, it could be big. (if you knew how to make it all work)

Students would want to go to the gym everyday, make millions from every school district.


>You're welcome

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786746

Wait...lol what am I doing.

lol I only know product secrets//

>International buyer claims "Item not received" on eBay.
Reply
>"Buyer won't pay for local customs tax"
Case closed in your favor

>Works everytime

>> No.786747

>>786746
kek

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786751

>>786747

Shipping

>USPS raises post fee
Okay, I see how it is
>Keep postage weight close to what it weighs to save $1-5
>Print out the SCAN form
>Hand paper to postal worker to scan all packages at once
Turn around
>Put packages in blue bin instead

No one physically checks weight so nothing happens
>Only do when 1-2 a month or you might get caught, lol

By the way, Amazon tried buying USPS a few years back. The Gotv. denied their 72B+ price because they knew Amazon would benefit so much while reducing postage fee. USPS loses millions every year till this day.
>Murica

>> No.786754

For real, anything a lawyer can do for you, google can teach you for free. If you're paying a law firm to do something for you and your bill says that an associate did something, I can practically guarantee you that associate either googled it, pulled it from Bloomberg, or looked in the firm database for a form copy of the document that you ordered and just filled it in with your information.

So basically hire a lawyer to make sure the contracts you stole from google are legit, but don't let them charge you for the time they spend "drafting" when they're just pulling a form contract from a database and filling in your information.

>> No.786755

>>786751
USPS would be in the black tomorrow if they brought back postal banking, but of course they never will.

>> No.786757
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786757

Learned all I needed to know about DSLR cameras yesterday
, now when I see an ad with someone using one I realized I no longer say

>"Oh wow that picture is out of focus"
>"What the hell is this contraption"
>"My Note 3 can do that"

But now I can tell the aperture/shutter speed/iso and understand how far he is from the obj. Still suck at it but at least I get it.

Here, have my notes.

>> No.786759

>>786755


>Postal banking

Did a quick lookup, so it works like Paypal?

>> No.786773

>>786759
Kind of, but it has more features than just offering clearing services; it works like a regular bank but without the big loans. I used to have a postal banking account when I lived in Japan. They take your deposits and also make small, low-interest loans that are repayable on the short term. Elizabeth Warren can tell you better about why it's good, but it suffices to say that most other first world countries have postal banking for a reason.