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7852789 No.7852789 [Reply] [Original]

Well biz, thought I'd share my story.

Got a job offer from a investment bank in NYC. My salary, signing bonus, etc are stupidly high.

One part of my final round interviews (multiple round interview, the first ones being technical questions) - I was asked about the riskiest investment I made. Told them how I threw student loans into ETH back in 2015, ate literally shit ramen like a broke student, and still holding my whole stack. Impressed the shit out of these wagecucks and finally, I solidified my goal to be a wagecuck in nyc.

Yeah I'll probably hate my life for some years but at least the income will quickly pay off my student debt while also having way more income to throw into crypto.

>> No.7852807

Does LARPing work that well on normies?

>> No.7852816

>>7852807
>thinks this relatively unimpressive story is larp

neet.

>> No.7852865

>>7852789
do you have a degree?

>> No.7852898

>>7852816
they knew you were bullshitting since if you had you wouldn't be there trying to wagecuck. Decided you would fit right in

>> No.7852952

>>7852789
Gas yourself kike

>> No.7853001

>>7852865
Last semester in undergrad in a business program

>>7852952
hahaha enjoy being a poverty line faggot shining my shoes retard. how does it feel knowing that my signing bonus alone is worth more than your whole annual salary and crypto portfolio combined?

>> No.7853061

>>7853001

Your sign on bonus was over 1 mil usd?

>> No.7853248

>>7852789
I don't understand. Why would you bother working if you're set for life already?

>> No.7853276

>>7852789
Bank, Department, Team, Desk?

Nice LARPing phaggot

>> No.7853327

>student loans into eth in 2015
>having to work ever
just sell 5% and live happily ever after

>> No.7853420

>>7853248
>>7853327

Not really, total portfolio value is roughly ~950K USD as of right now. I plan to cash out a chunk to pay for an apartment in NYC cause fuck paying rent down there and I'd prefer to live near the office and have the option rent out my apartment in the future.

Student loan debt doesn't start charging interest until 6 months after graduation, so I'll begin to start paying off large chunks then.

Not enough to be set for life as I rather increase my wealth substantially more than right now.

>>7853276
>implying that getting a first year analyst or being lucky to buy ETH early is worth larping
Retard.

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7853467

>>7852789
>threw student loans into eth
>debt
larp

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>>7853001
>crypto portfolio combined

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>>7853467
>thinks throwing about 1K of my student loan into an investment is larp

Pic relevant. It's you. Sucks knowing you'll be poor all your life doesn't it ahahaha. If you post a picture with a 80% of a sharpie up your pooper, I'll send you 0.03 ETH right now.

>> No.7853726

>>7853703
.3*

>> No.7853764

>>7853726
how much is that, like 0?

>> No.7853860

how insecure are you over being under 6 feet, op?