/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7842668
>if you are not from a 1st world country
Kek, pajeets need not apply, the rest of your post is incoherent nonsense, if you really have enough that you think coinbase is going to rob you ($100m+), just transfer the btc to gemini which is overseen by new york financial jews.

Jmbullion let's you buy gold and silver for crypto, you can sell these easily for slightly less than theyre worth, making it so you don't pay for capital gains tax. You can cash out easily and avoid taxes.

>>7842668
Helo there . Who are you ?
Is this rage coming from what kind of failure ?
Everyone here knows “ can’t cash out” is a meme.
What are you trying to accomplish ?

>>7842668
Oh , I think I cracked the puzzle .
/r/ buttcoin ( loser ) ?

>>7842668
Cool I'm from a 1st world country.

>>7842891
here is a puzzle for you to crack

by the time bitcoin pops the 3rd time you wont have shit to cash out anyway. keep hodlin fools :^)

>>7842909
>3rd time
Do you honestly think bitcoin was created a month ago?

>>7842924
All ponzi schemes pop. The bitcoin ponzi is being dragged out for max profits. 2 more bubbles will pop. the hype is so huge that 1 bubble pop didnt end the ponzi


of course this wont happen is bitcoin replaced paypal worldwide and visa

>>7842953
So who are you ?
Never mind .
Anyway , there are Bitcoin pre paid cards which are accepted world wide .
Lite pay coming online on the 26th.

>>7843039
>who are you ?

>>7842953
Also , why are such a loser ?
It’s pityfull.
Anyway , nobody here gives a shit .

>>7843067
A very smart man .
What kind of loser are you ?

I cashed out $40,000 last month using a trusted buyer and getting cash via postal service

fuck a bank

>>7843100
I am only on /biz/ to enjoy the 2nd and 3rd bubble pops.

I already cashed out at 30% profits

>>7843126
Oh , I see . 30 % profits so you did crypto for 4 days . Good job .

'cant cash out'
How am I getting 15k€ weekly from coinbase for over a month now idiot?

>>7843126
I think you’re for /r/ buttcoin and never had any crypto . Perhaps one of those who got fucked shorting BTC lately or sold the bottom .
Which one is it ?

>>7843196
soon your bank's money laundry alarm will trigger. Pro-tip always shit before gettin anal fucked

>>7842668
>if you are not from a 1st world country have fun explaining where your profits came from ;^) and how its not money laundry...

Yeah i'm currently getting fucked. Fuck shitholes, even if you have money you can always get robbed hard by shithole country.

>>7843212
I’m curious .
Which one ?

>tfw European and don't have to worry about any of that bs
>tfw bank opened up a bigger savings account when I told them I had made money investing and I needed to put it somewhere
>tfw nice shiny new card too

I don't understand what the problem is. Been cashing out little by little with Kraken for months now.

>>7842668

>thinks memes that were never funny are now funny in 2018

>>7843242
i have a bank executive as a close friend. alarms trigger when a large sum is deposited at a set time every month/week

that road will lead you to anal sex in prison

>>7842668
>laundry
Mmmm smell that scented breeze

>>7843268
Sure , but what the deal ? Download trading history from exchange ( like in stocks ) , get and accountant , pay taxes due . Done .
?

>>7843268
Anyway , you still haven’t responded . I’m curious to know where does the bitterness come from .
Would you mind sharing the bitterness source ?
Psychology is a bit of a hobby for me .

>>7843264
funny

>>7843310
He's right, it's called Smurfing. If you keep putting in the same amount of money in your bank account like a retard youre gonna get caught. Especially sums over 10k.

>>7842909
kys

>>7842668
>If you were planning on bouncing money from bank to bank you might be in for a surprise. Banks are dropping support for crypto daily.

That's the point.

Wait until tesla start accepting bitcoin. Build a mining rig into your boot space and take advantage of the free supercharger for life.

>>7842668
>Money laundry

10/10

>>7843310
literally this.

Just get a decent accountant and pay tax on your crypto income.


t. just bought a house after paying 20% of my portfolio in tax

you'll have to try harder than this, pajeet

>>7843212
>Laundry
Pajeet plz go

>>7842668
>if you are not from a 1st world country have fun explaining where your profits came from ;^) and how its not money laundry...technically what you are doing is profiting from a Ponzi scheme

HEARD IT HERE FOLKS

Stock markets and any speculative asset is a ponzi scheme and zero sum game :^)

>>7842891
op reddit spaces, so probably

>>7842909
cuck spotted, your reddit cuckshed beckons you home. it's where low IQ mongloids such as you are kept

>>7842806
And how will you explain that you got randomly 1million in gold?

>>7843196
yeak, 250k weekly for me

>>7842668
low-tier fud
2/10 made me reply

>>7843268
god you are stupid, dumbest mongloid on /biz/ right now, congrats

>>7843817
>caught
there's nothing to "catch". it is all perfectly legal fucktard

>>7842668
it is even easier to cash out on a corrupt shithole. you can literally just bribe the officials and it would be much much cheaper than pay the real tax.

>>7843250
And you are paying taxes my sir?

>>7843268
How about different sums every 1-3 months on random dates and below 5 digits?

OP i cashed out 7m profit from ETH+NEO in 300k daily increments every day for 25 days....
check mate cuck

>>7845156
Where does that fiat money come from?
If it's from an exchange, where did the exchange get the money from?
I guess sooner or later the exchanges will run out of idiots and everybody starts running for their money.

>>7845292
no coiners are so fucking stupid when it comes to crypto.