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>> No.7791487
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>>7791479

>> No.7791503
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>>7791479
Holy shit. That's legit af.

>> No.7791505

>>7791479
Sharing a stage with the president of DocuSign

>> No.7791511

The day he shares a tutorial on how to buy ChainLink.

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>>7791479
For real?

>> No.7791534

>>7791479
Source

O.O

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>>7791479

I'm ready.

>> No.7791576

>>7791505

Yup. And SXSW is hipster normieville. /biz/ officially has less than a month to acquire before the rocket engages stage 1.

>> No.7791589

>>7791503
Those tattoos look like back hair.

>> No.7791611

Also
>Tom Gonser is an Investment Partner at Seven Peaks Ventures in Bend Oregon where he invests in early stage technology companies. Tom is looking to invest in the next really breakout solutions that can create new categories of value.
>Tom is also the Founder of DocuSign, where he developed the first cloud-based electronic signature service which has grown to a global digital transaction platform used in 188 countries in 41 languages by some of the largest companies in the world. Prior to DocuSign, Tom founded several other companies including NetUpdate and GPSFlight. Tom believes the best way to predict the future is to invent it.

>Tom is looking to invest in the next really breakout solutions that can create new categories of value

Can't imagine what interest Chainlink might have to a high-profile tech investor, hmmmmmmmmmmm?

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>>7791534
https://www.floorplantool.com/AUSJW/Level3/

According to the SXSW site, Sergey will be speaking in "Salon E" of the JW Marriot Austin (the ballroom comprises of Salon D & E, I'm not sure whether they will be merged into the full ballroom as pic displays or if they plan on halfing it, but either way that's the room).

>> No.7791643

>>7791479
>Not a toilet in sight

Our man Sergey movin' up in the world.

>> No.7791645

I wager Sirgay will be again wearing his lucky shirt and shoes for the shill and will mention chainlinks 3 times within 90 seconds

>> No.7791657

I’ve literally spoken in rooms bigger than that.

Fucking neets try and get out of your basement sometime

>> No.7791696

>>7791657
t. 200k link holder

>> No.7791726

>>7791657
Yelling in the library doesn't count as "speaking".

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>>7791643
those are all toilet seats anon

>> No.7791755

>>7791657

I expect Tony Robbins to jump on stage and give everyone a pep talk.

>> No.7791760

>>7791657
The FUD has become way too weak.

>> No.7791772

>>7791657
Congrats, you teach a freshman course at a low-tier university

>> No.7791789
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ftfy

>> No.7791807

>>7791772

Likely part time, so you know he makes next to nothing for it too.

What a faggot.

>> No.7791850

>>7791728
Why does this image have a frowny face?

>> No.7791883

>>7791643
Can someone please explain the toilet meme? I saw it referenced months ago but I didn't know it had ACTUAL meaning, like was there a fucking toilet or what?
>t. nolinkie

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>>7791621
Halving? Pfft. Those bitches better open up A,B,C,F,G and H and get more shitters in there.

>> No.7791919

>>7791807
he probably also peed his pants like the baby back bitch that he is

>> No.7791952

>>7791883
His presentation room at SIBOS was small and right next to the bathrooms.

>> No.7791966

How do nolinkers feel when it continues to slowly pump all the way leading up to SXSW? There will be literally no more solid buy windows, ever

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>>7791621
>Lone star ballroom

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>>7791850
because distinct lack of loo going on

>> No.7792012

We're judging our potential moons based on the size of the room Sergey is speaking in

>The absolute state of biz

>> No.7792015

>>7791971
Smimen????

>> No.7792023

>>7791789
Don't fool yourself biz. He will speak from the stall on the right side. That's his favourite stall, and where he feels comfortable

>> No.7792062

please use the toilets provided

>> No.7792066

How close is to the bathroom?

That's all we need to know.

>> No.7792101

>>7791728
>>7791850
>I never asked for these feels
Wojak bathroom diagram

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>>7791536
Me too

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>>7791479
He will still be moved to the toilet last minute.

>> No.7792215

>>7791479
he will be sitting in all four of those chairs at the same time

>> No.7792322

>>7791621
I did read
>The full bathroom
and had a good kek by myself

>> No.7792370

>>7791952
>>7791883 see above

This is correct. Unfortunately Sergeys presentation was constantly interrupted by the sound of flushing toilets.

>> No.7792460

>>7792370
Kek, I remember that one lady who had a really upset stomach. What a poor thing

>> No.7792618

damn
i think sergey really needs to upgrade his presentation skills
he is not superbad, but he makes weird pauses and the pitch of his voice seems wrong

>> No.7792644

>>7791621
I love you you fucking autistic fuck

>> No.7792744

>>7791479
I wish my boy Serg all the best

>> No.7792797

>>7792618
Not really, him talking a bit autistic is a good thing

>> No.7792891

>>7791657
You jelly sergey can speak big room? U mad? Jelly?

>> No.7792954

>>7792891
Mad jelly yo

>> No.7792982

>>7792618
i thought it was accually good, it will get better. It could be so much worse

>> No.7793163

>>7792891
hella jelly.
12 pudding bowls of jelly

>> No.7793226

THANK YOU BASED SMINEM

>> No.7793632
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>>7791479
HE'S SPEAKING WITH 3 OTHER PEOPLE LOL
AND THEY COULDN'T GET A PIC OF HIM BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING NOBODY LOL
LEVEL: BEGINNER LOL

>> No.7793782

>>7793632
you have no idea how conferences work, right?

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>>7793632
>Perianne Boring

>> No.7793809

>>7792101

>tfw sergey doesn't need your porcelain touch anymore

>> No.7793828

>>7791505
And Steve Easterbrook

>> No.7793877

>>7793632
>perianne boring
How interesting can she be?

>> No.7793949

>>7793828
Where does it say that?

>> No.7794623

>>7791645

I was at Dallas and was so close to bursting out laughing when he waddled in with that same shirt on. Sergey made eye contact with me, btw.

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>Speech in a room the size of my bedroom with the most interested person being a literal Mobius pajeet spy caused a +30% spike
>Next speech is in an actual big room with real people

Alright, I'll increase my stack.

>> No.7795776

>>7791479
and you know hes shooting for a mainnet launch on that day.
it only makes sense he would use the conference as an announcement venue like he just did.
i think we have the date of the mainnet launch now.

>> No.7795812

>>7793828
WHA WHA WHA WHA ?

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>>7795776
This.

>> No.7795903

>>7793828
I can't believe it took me this long to get the joke.

>> No.7796001

We all need to buy that shirt and chow down on some big macs while he is giving his talk.

>> No.7796126

>>7791728
That’s a rare wojack

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>>7791990
Such a sad room.

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>>7791621
>>7791728
>>7791850
>>7791990
>>7792101
>>7796304
>>7796340
>>7796126

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>>7796368
This rabbit hole is getting too deep
We've already gone too far
Literally everything is gonna be LINK'd

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>>7793632
NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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OP here, euhm lads I'm having a hard time confirming that pic related in OP is actually the Lone Star Ballroom which Sergey will be speaking at. There are 2 ballrooms in the JW Marriot Austin. The other is the JW Grand Ballroom, which is slightly bigger, so OP pic related might be that one. However I think they'll be fairly similar. The JW Grand Ballroom is 30k square feet, while the Lone Star is 23k square feet. The only confirmed photo of the Lone Star Ballroom I can get are from when it was still being constructed (let's hope it's progressed a little since then eh?).

>> No.7796768

>>7796693
star of david candles? haha

>> No.7796778

>>7793632
They just couldn't fit him in the block that's why his picture is not there.. Probably also the reason the rooms keep getting bigger as well. It's definitely not for the audience.

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>>7796693
Yeah, that's the one.

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>>7796693
This looks like it

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>>7796968

>> No.7797031

OP here, euhm lads I'm having a hard time confirming that pic related in OP is actually the Lone Star Bathroom which Sergey will be speaking at. There are 2 bathrooms in the JW Marriot Austin. The other is the JW Grand Bathroom, which is slightly bigger, so OP pic related might be that one. However I think they'll be fairly similar. The JW Grand Bathroom is 30k square feet, while the Lone Star is 23k square feet. The only confirmed photo of the Lone Star Bathroom I can get are from when it was still being constructed (let's hope it's progressed a little since then eh?).

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>>7796996

>> No.7797073

>>7796968
>>7796996
>>7797040
Thank you for this.

Both rooms look legit

>> No.7797125

I bet you that room will be absolutely filled with rich white businessmen.

>> No.7797274

>>7793632
>>7796677
I just hope she manages to stay off Sergey's monster cock long enough to let him finish aware-ing the normans.

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>>7792370
>>7791952
I can't find the presentation anywhere, I just typed Chainlink SIBOS conference and Sergey Nazarov conference SIBOS and I haven't found it

>> No.7797808

>>7797623
look in the last couple assblaster threads.

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>>7796677

she was so fuckiong hot on RT, I have no idea where they found a pic pic of her like in >>7793632

>> No.7798674

>>7796677

poast moar

>> No.7798872

23 days?? Fuck that

>> No.7798907

>>7795776
yup

>> No.7799236

>>7798872
seems like it was just yesterday we saw the "24 days" posts for bitcoin super conference. Time flies.

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>>7791479