/biz/ - Business & Finance

+ Officer Ranks
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
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+ Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
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+ Enlisted Ranks
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

>>7790813
>>7790801

Petty Officer 3rd Class LINK-Fleet Corpsman reporting in, you crayon eating jarheads.

Epic

chill man, don't claim victory so soon

>>7790813
Second Lieutenant reporting in

>>7790852
Did our requisition order for more digits and crayons arrive? The Eastern front is getting hungry.

>>7790801
LTC, thank you for your efforts and memetic finesse. The battle is won, but the war is just beginning. We will have incredible waves of FUD to hit us, as we climb each mountain, and descend into the valley of the shadows. But we emerge stronger, more powerful, more determined.
Godspeed, you glorious faggots

>>7790921
Negative, sir, but we did receive 1488 crates of anti-FUD bacteria-static dressings.

Specialist reporting in! Will buy more!

>>7790801
>DUMitPa2OIA

>DUMitP

DUMP IT

>>7791011
HOLY FUCK

Iron hands, baby.

>>7790966
those digits don't lie, your right. We're not done. God Speed LT.

>>7790978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBOD8qeCBuc
Outstanding. Medics have been ordered to only use them on the shaky but still HODLing. Weak hands and deserters who sold have all been executed.

>>7791008
>>7791035

Glad to have you with us gents.

>>7790801
This is gay as fuck. You should spare this world and just kill yourself, faggot.

Sergeant Major FartStick reporting in. Any heads need cracking sirs?

>>7791044
Checked right back, LTC.
We must start planning pre-emptively for the next wave of FUD and counter-shilling, and influx of redditfags, which will be SXSW. I cannot speculate what exactly price movements we can expect, but it is going to be some wild fun.

Also, oldschool RTS OST thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuuOdD6iY4

>>7791127
>>7791118
this maggot right here, SG.
Go back to your filtered filth where you came from, son. Enjoy missing the moon mission tip offs, which we're freely giving out

>>7791118
God forbid we have some fun.

>>7791118
>>7791127

Who let the Ripple Force into the thread?

>>7791168
On it.

>>7791035
What the hell you stole my avatar.
Who are you?

Are you Jason Parser?

>>7791253
>Avatar
>anonymous board

I just don't call you a faggot right now because you are also a linkmarine.

Sergeant First Class reporting in, 5.7k, hoping to get to 6 before singularity

give it to me straight, boys
I had about 5k LINK yesterday night, but I withdrew it (in anticipation for future mooning) to gamble, cause my hubris made me think I could essentially double my stack and redeposit for ~8k LINK today. I lost a few of my bets and am down to .2BTC, which will only buy me about 2.5k LINK by the time I get those funds back in Binance (which could be another few days). Who knows what LINK could be by the end of the week, maybe $2+
I make $3200 a month and about 25% of that goes to necessities. Next paycheck is in 10 days. I intend on putting pretty much all of that into LINK.
Am I gonna make it? I regret my actions dearly and will never make the same mistake again.

>>7790801
>Link
>posts Zelda

>>7790966
>>7791011
>>7791022
>>7791044
>>7791133
>>7791222

>>7791127
>>7791168
>>7791205
>>7791222
>>7791230
>>7791324


>>7791118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StOgwRrFWpQ

Your objection has been noted civilian. Your efforts however, place you in the minority. No where to run to now baby... No where to hide...

>>7790813
>>7791044
top class memetics Lt

>>7791133
>>7791168
that's the spirit we want to see!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1o5o2m6Stg&t=3s

>>7791335
1k linkies will be worth 1m eoy. You'll be just fine, just fine. Still, the regret will hurt for years to come

>>7791306
Whatever im just wondering why you stole the faggot picture the other guy made for me. I just want to know your intention, are you going to shadowfork me?

>>7791350
FUD me sugar!

>>7791371
And I just started rolling out video editing software. GEN 3 Memetic Weaponry is in development. It's gonna be a laugh riot.

specialist reporting in

FUCKKKK YESSSSSSS... after last night I am officially a sergeant first class!!!

>>7791133
With digits like those, tunes like that, and spirit that strong, these memes are gonna be LETHAL.

Hi guys 70K link holder here since ICO

Been making custom LINK cubes for fucking days now not stopping. We will unleash this memetic potential to normies in due time. Keep up the good work and faith

>>7791335
dude why on earth would you gamble with precious linkies...what the fuck were you thinking????

thats like gambling with tendies.. SOMETHING YOU DO NOT DO.

>>7791542
Welcome son.

>>7791551
Congratulations of the promotion! Pull up a chair, and have a drink. We got fresh crayons over in the mess tent.

>>7791507
>>7791581
>>7791586
Absolutely looking forward to it. I have some ideas to put forward in good time. I first need to reload my fiat, and upgrade current systems to be able to fully participate in the memetic warfare

>>7791586
godspeed anon

>>7791372
Meant to reply to you, but accidentally (you)'d myself. Video editing isn't as hard as I thought. But can you play sound in webm's?

>>7791626
>>7791628
God speed to you bros as well

LINK is an incredibly important piece of digital infrastructure and we are going to be SO wealthy.

>>7791675
I see the option to un-mute webm sounds but I heard it's not allowed on 4chan before so we'd have to try with a sample I guess

>>7790801
Sir, request permission to sell at next height in order to procure more supplies and rank up sir!

>>7791814
Roger Roger. I might just be linking in embedded YT videos.

>>7791933
link has the best memes

>>7791933
That's going to be a risk there son. Those dubz are a good sign. But never bet what your not willing to lose.

>>7791766
can't leave these unchecked.
Memes aside, the stats on getting these many digits isn't trivial

>>7791979

>>7792244
Double Dubz, referencing all the dubz in the thread... CHECK'ED

> YOU'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF WINNING

>>7792025
Very well sir. I'm going to tread lightly as I received intel that more enemy movement could be coming our way today from the core.cucks alliance.

>>7792380
God Speed, let us know when you promote!

How do we keep normalfag and reddit attention away from LINK for as long as possible lads?

>>7790801
Holy fuck nigger, your virgin is showing.

The latest necessary orientation video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ovs43NaIVc&lc=z23bil3oby3cvtqiv04t1aokgnnvvy5bm4cmpswgruspbk0h00410

>>7791933
I see my meme has inspired you! I want to make more metal gear memes. Got any ideas?

BROTHERS

We live in a false demiurge duality

Because of social conditioning and this framework of a duality (good vs evil), we allow guilt and shame to even exist.

We must break free of this duality, and we WILL.

We must break free from all old thought pattern. We are all connected. Free infinite sovereign beings. The demiurge has trapped humanity here in this duality matrix, and we serve as soul batteries for them (almost literally like the matrix).

But do not fear. Many of us have incarnated here at this time to help humanity ascend and WE WILL overcome. Do not be angry and point fingers at 'enemies', that merely reinforces the duality. Break free from old thought. You have everything within and you are part of a collective being of Love. Read WingMakers and view their art, and open your heart and mind to your higher self.

>>7792418
18 links stronger sir... I'm still testing out my new prosthetic trading limbs on the glorious field of battle. Will upgrade my armament and attack the enemy on all fronts once I get back up to speed.

>>7792568
Outstanding.

>>7792984
Metal Gear LINK

this is autistic

>>7792568
^
Welcome to all new faces, sit back comfortably and enjoy the introduction to
THE CHAINLINK INITIATIVE

>>7792795
the absolute state of biz

>>7793124
Would you like some crayons and memes civilian?

Lieutenant Colonel horny corny still on point since ico, upped my stash with 10k during the dip couple of weeks ago

feeling pretty comfy

>>7790801

Just doing my job, LTC.

God, yesterday was sublime. Sergey's speech was awesome; the announcement of the alpha and confirmation of LINK as payment. The latter point was that last real piece of FUD that needed to be 100% put to rest.

I swear to god, the 7777777 get felt so completely inevitable. There was no doubt that we were going to get it. The magic was too strong.

Pic is all the pre-7777777 tags I made, these heroes are enshrined for all time in LINK history.

>>7793696
First Lieutenant Malir reporting in!

>>7790801
Between the time when the shitcoin drowned crypto,
and the rise of the sons of Link
Their was an age undreamed of...
And unto this Sergan destined to bear the jeweled crown of kek upon a troubled brow
It is I his chronicler who alone can tell thee of his saga.
Let me tell you of the day ho high gainz

>>7791306
This one in particular is perfect.
>saved

>>7790813

PFC reporting sir. Should I sell my AR15 to get more link? Asking because obvious reasons within burgerland and crazed gun grabbers.

>>7795110
Good to see you in good shape with TayTay ammo Private

here, some fresh OC inspired by Lt colonel Helix

>>7795110
Yes sell it marine. Your gun won’t 100x in value this year

>>7795416

that is actually a really good point. never thought about it like that.

bumping for obvious reasons

>>7795110
Good to see you in good shape with TayTay ammo Private

here, some fresh OC inspired by Lt colonel Helix

time to bring out the tshirts

>>7795477

>>7792795
TRUTH BROTHER

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

MEDITATE DAILY AND VISUALIZE LINK REACHING $1000 IN THE PRESENT MOMENT FROM YOUR HEART CENTER

WE WILL ALL MAKE IT

>>7795477

nice digits

so uh, the pic isnt showing on my end sir.

Swinky tinky im going for some LINKY?

(some body pray for me_

>>7792795
Thank you loving anon. Your words are rich and soothing in these, the light times.

>>7777777

seven sevens... the ultimate lucky number.

Its happening tonight.
Strap in boys!

JOINING IN.
It was an absolute pleasure to have fought the FUD beside you guys.
We will not perish, we will not die.

Tonight...

>>7793696
Killing it, love those sigs. Meme Magic, never underestimate!

>>7793844
Love this meme, pasta and dubz too! Check'ed.

>>7795110
Unless you live in the failed state of Commiefornia, you'll be good to go. Recommend you join the patriots here in Texas though with all of your LINK capital in the next couple years.

>>7795477
DIGITS - CHECKED

>>7795550
M A D M A N
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>>7795729
Every God Fearing Marine Loves TayTay

>>7796067

Only faggots live in Texas.

>>7777777

I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo jumbo. A magical cube that solves the oracle problem, the Shadow Fork and the LINK Marienes. Crazy thing is...it's true. The memes, the gets. All of it. It's all true.