/biz/ - Business & Finance

Smamper pramper buy mobeüs sirs it good coin

have you ever took a shit outside? Lmao

>>7760134
sorry i cant do this right now FUCK WHY AM I SO COMPLICATED

I'v got no will to live, i don't think i want to talk right now, sorry.

>>7760134
I made a little girl cry today, so that's the kind of person I am

>>7760134
I like sucking shit right from a woman's asshole and then cum in her nose hole. If you're into that, very nice. If you're not into that, don't worry I won't do that.

>>7760134
friend of mine from high school raped by guy she met on craigs list. she let me and another friend watch over skype and didn't tell him the camera was on. they spent half an hour talking and getting high together. her interest in him started to wane when he tried to flirt with her, and we both knew she probably rethinking to sleep with him. guy goes berserk after she pushed him away when he tried to kiss her. slapped her and start stripping her clothes off. she started yelling and he grabbed her and started choking her. shit was scary as fuck and both of us were too scared to do anything. guy eventually started raping her and I just started jacking off. don't know what friend was doing, but he stopped typing so I assume he did also. lasted less than 10 minutes and he nutted inside of her. guy left, our friend started crying. after a few minutes I guess she realize the camera was on and shut it off. she ignored us for a week before sending a message saying we were assholes for not calling the police and made threats to "tell on us" and convince the police that we set her up. we talked her down and haven't talked about it again since then.

>>7760134
>Pramya
Some shitty loo joke is mandatory.

why hello there milady

i will pam ya if you know what i mean ;)

Do you know cryptocurrencies? I have a fantastic opportunity for you if you are interested. The coin is extremely unknown and their actual platform will be released next week. Volume on exchanges is literally around 100 USD only, so it's pretty hard to even buy this.

You can however place a buy order and hope that there is someone stupid enough to sell some of the tokens to you (There definitely are).

Want the name of said token?

It is calle... wait.. my door just rang, hold on a second brb

>>7760134
Buy link

Please sleep with me, please...pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.

>>7760134
BITBEAN 50K EOY
SUCK MY COCKS

semen demon

>>7760134
You're eyes.. simply devine.

>>7760311
this but with a (male) attached

>>7760311
mEOW

>>7760311
Some really good replies in here but look like we have our first dubs.

Do you know what a SWIFT smart oracle is?

>>7760353
kek

This is going to be a fun afternoon, keep rolling guys she is thirsty.

>>7760378
Are you hungry?

ayyy gurl, when you gon lemme clap dem cheeks?

That's just what they called me in high school. I'm quite old now and they mostly just call me erectile disfunction demon. We can still have a lot of fun together, but not before a proper christian marriage. So what do you say?

>>7760378
I'm a dicklet

I posted your profile on a shady website where I told people that they could dictate me what I should reply to you. Sorry for doing this, I am not in a very healthy state of mind right now, do not try to contact me again, I am unstable.

do you want to see my micropenis?

>>7760310
fuck you fag

I would like to go out with you

>>7760419
rolling for myself

>>7760419
Reroll

>>7760378
post more pics of her
if dubs obv
"im gonna slam the door and pin you against the wall"

>>7760422
Fuck you

>>7760422

>>7760461
Come over now

nudes or we're done

>>7760419
roll again

>>7760461

Can you deepthroat?

wanna see my micropenis?

And I like it when it hurts me

have you ever seen a micropenis?

>>7760488
Digits are not retroactive

>>7760488
god fucking damn it lmfao

>>7760488
Kek.

>>7760461
If you're not all in on Chainlink get the fuck out of my face

>>7760488
Digits are not retroactive

I just want to get nudes ONCE. I BELIEVE

How much btc for you to go a2m?

enough with the small talk lets meet up and fuck

>>7760543
faggot

do "I'm gonna put a 100x sell order on your pussy cause I'm gonna fucking wreck it"

You look underage

>>7760566
Holy fuck OP deliver!

>>7760566

>>7760566
Oh shi-

just kidding, they call me stallion

>>7760566
good get

That's just what they called me in high school. I'm quite old now and they mostly just call me erectile disfunction demon. We can still have a lot of fun together, but not before a proper christian marriage. So what do you say?

>>7760591
lmao

>>7760591
>the day /biz/ got op laid

I like to take it from you with strap-on

I know a shady alley where we could meet up. I want you to do it in my pecker with your strap-on.

>>7760622
>>7760622

hahahhahah

>>7760622
lmao

>>7760622
Fuck... waiting for the reply. You are next UNLESS someone rolls trips in the meanwhile

>>7760591
this is the proof, that when that book casanova was written, they guy knew that you have to be shitposting in somebody elses name to get puss

>>7760646
>>7760646

I would love to toss your salad

>>7760622

I like to take it from you with strap-on

I am actually just joking around, I am genuinely interested in meeting up with you. Can I give you my phone number?

if trips ignore last dubs

>>7760670
Reroll

I recently got out of a relationship with this girl. I still love her, I hope that isn't a problem. Btw, you can't compete with her. She was white.

>>7760674
do you like roleplaying at all? you can be my master and ill be the nigger

You're not a jew are you?

>>7760591
Girl you better get some lube cause if we meet there will be only 7 planets in our Solar System. I gonna destroy Uranus

>>7760713
shh

I am just joking, I have serious interest in meeting up with you. Can you give me your adress so I can pick you up right away and dissolve you in my bathtub?

i also happen to be into cuckoldry. i would love to have us a threesome and lick your belly clean from the other guy's cum

>>7760674
>fuck that take the strap on dubs

>>7760134
I own 50 bitcoins

No reply, OP?

can I pay you in crypto

777 trips imminent, roll and ill double message her

Good job guys, we lost her, WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET NUDES YOU AUTISTIC FUCKERS

>>7760728
Girl you better get some lube cause if we meet there will be only 7 planets in our Solar System. I gonna destroy Uranus

reroll Pramya

please say you are trap

>>7760134

>>7760765
she's thinking about it lol

I want a threesome with you and Sergey Assblaster

niggers tongue my anus

>>7760745
oh man, missed by one

"i'm also into cfnm. maybe you could give me a handjob in public?"

Tell her you are sorry

I”d love to Pramya if you nomsayin

>>7760766
>>7760766
this after the strap-on

>send her this if she hasn't already replied
come on reply babby pls do the needful

>>7760773
>Girl you better get some lube cause if we meet there will be only 7 planets in our Solar System. I gonna destroy Uranus

>reroll again, shit I am fucking sure she takes it in the nesquick hole

i would love to pram ya.. if you know what i am saying ;)

>>7760786
well fuck

>>7760797
rofl. i don't think she's replying after that one

She hasnt replied yet which is a shame, she seemed keen. Roll dubs twice OR trips for double message.

>>7760808
dont listen to neet faggots dont double reply or she's gone

>>7760134
strapon fuck me with my own cum as lube

Cyka im gonna need you to buy some vechain

>>7760811
third time's a charm

I am sorry, I have just gotten out of a long term relationship and I am just looking for love. I hold chainlink, too.

Rolling for myself. I am sorry about that message, I am just needing some affection.

>>7760646
>>7760823
show bobs and vagene

In all seriousness, I’m only on tinder because I’m pretty autisitic and my parents thought I was gay so I was hoping you would pretend to be my girlfriend for $80 ? Pls respond

Call me daddy and fuck my asshole now

>>7760869
>>7760883
look at the virgins
never say you're sorry to a bitch

>>7760829
She's already gone dumb fuck lmao, 99% of women aren't going to respond to "enough with the small talk lets meet up and fuck"

Fuck it, she isn't replying. Rolls dubs and I will double message her.

My name is Pajeet

>>7760919
>99% of women aren't going to respond to "enough with the small talk lets meet up and fuck"
actually they'll almost surely reply if OP is hot

>>7760919
but that 1% that do are the keepers

Sorry friend jacked my phone, thanks for putting up with my shit haha.

>>7760932
Unironically, I am good looking

>>7760942
>Sorry friend jacked my phone, thanks for putting up with my shit haha.
rolling for this

>>7760943
I imagine since she replied to the first two, but you're not chad level hot if she didn't reply to the third.

>>7760919
This actually works for me, sorry you're an ugly virgin. Better start lifting to get those chaddy gainz bruv.

>>7760943
she's looking at your pictures right now
dont fuck this up anon do NOT double reply

>>7760957
We did tell her my dick is small though

>>7760932
>Being this autistic
>>7760935
>I wouldn't touch a chick that responds to a message like that with a 10 foot pole

>>7760969
aha i am rolling for dick picz

999 GET
Do you know I am a Bitcoin investor?

>>7760985
I'm sorry you're not redpilled enough on bitches. Also sorry that you don't know how to greentext.

>>7760969
It's over.

Give us another roastie and lets go!

Show bobs and vagene

>>7761020
>green text implies that it wouldn't be a message I would want sent if I got dubs dumb fuck, lurk more
>congrats, you and >>7760961 got to fuck the 1% containing the nastiest bitches on the planet lmao, I'm sure mummy would be very proud of you

>>7761055
inb4 he posts that...

>>7761055
You fucked up your dubs man, i am going to double message her. Waiting for new matches in the meanwhile.

I want you to brap some tikka masala stench into my mouth

where's op? are they already fucking?

for a roll:
"bitch lasagna"

>>7761127
/thread

>>7761204
I am here, waiting for the next dubs to double message her. My id keeps changing for some reason.

>>7761102
You really are a tiny dicklet. With time you'll come to realize nearly all bitches work this way, both educated ones and dumbfucks. Its fucking nature, chicks digg alpha behaviour. Sorry you're missing out on all the fun. The trick is to settle for a decent roastie AFTER you fucked many, or do you simply not enjoy life? Get cucked.

>>7761233
What happens now op?

>>7761102
You are an absolute flaming faggot, it's a dead tell given your previous posts. Enjoy prepping your wife's bull.

>>7761264
>>7761279
Imagine being this insecure about yourself lmao

recreate this

Guys, she unmached me. Its over, see you in the next thread.

>>7761323
Banged 23 chicks, settled with a dentist.
>I aint even mad

> the same emoji in all three messages
can't believe they can be this retarded

>>7761327
I dont think OP will delivar

>>7761389
I have been delivering the whole fucking time, she unmatched me now

>>7761327
top kek

>>7761366
>Fucks the nastiest, most used up 1% of women out there
>Marries one
>Proud of it
Let me go grab you a trophy lmao

>>7760134
"What are your thoughts on fucking kids. Do you support the idea or are you against freedom?"

>>7761469
> Cucked beta fag
> Proud of it

>>7761327
>im buff from bagholding

topfuckingkekd

>>7760896
its bumble mate

>>7762310
Let me break it down for you so you can really understand:
>Hi daddy, how did you meet mommy?
>Well honey, I matched with her on Tinder and shot her the good old "Let's cut the small talk and come over so I can fuck you," and sure enough she did honey, and that's why I'm your dad
>Wow daddy, I heard Tyrone say the same thing to her while you were at work yesterday, does that mean Tyrone will be my daddy too?
>Well honey- I uh-
>She also yelled out "He's so deluded" and a "faggot" while making ghost sounds, what does this mean daddy?
Also just the icing on the cake on how I know that you're an insecure, desperate cuck:
>Still keeps track of how many people he's fucked like a high school whore, a real Chad would have lost track awhile ago
>Still proud of the fact that he sleeps with the 1%, the bottom of the barrel
>Still proud of the fact that he married the 1%, someone out of the bottom of the barrel
>B-but she's a dentist
Tyrone insisted that he present you the trophy you've earned, that's okay with you isn't it?

>>7761327
Using profile pics of a model doesn't count faggot.

>>7762766

>>7762766

Wow are you somekind of cuck fantasy pro? Impressive

>>7762766
>impressive procuck, now prep your thundercock bull to fuck your imaginairy waifu. The level of virginbeta is getting out of hand on /biz/.

>>7760134
>7777777

>>7763319
fuck.
>>7777777

>>7763230
>Married a whore
>Still defends this reality
>Proud of it

>>7763551
Married a smart sophisticated dentist roastie
>u jelly?
>yes you are.
Perhaps you'll ever get close enough to a woman to sniff her farts
BWWRRAAAAAAAAAAP

>>7763723
>Perhaps you'll ever get close enough to a woman to sniff her farts
Female genitalia are disgusting.

OP is getting pussy rn

lady send vegana picture thank lady

>>7763723
>Picked her up by saying "Cut the small talk, come over and fuck"
>"smart, sophisticated"
>Starts talking about farts

>>7764040
it'd be cool if sergey went up on stage to an utterly silent crowd and tried to speak but all that came out is a shrill piercing tone that made all the glass in the room vibrate and explode, showering the audience. then when everyone is screaming all covered in cuts and blood he crouches down into the third world squat, and in a dark voice he says "stinky linky poops like pajeet", and proceeds to strain so hard that he bursts all the blood vessels in his eyes and the shit rips thru his beige slacks, slamming into the stage and bounces like a dead cat. because it is. he tuts and says "bad kitty" then rabidly claws through the carcass and digs out something and thrusts it above his head for all to see and it is an immaculate 6" chainlink cube.

the crowd gasps and with a wild grin the red eyed sergey starts to rotate it in his hand and says "meet my friends!". as it spins the cubes sides change to all the different logos of all the different companies chainlink is partnered to. Was that a nike logo? yes it was. adobe? yes. tesla? yes. swift? yes. the bloodied crowd stands and applauds and he spins the cube ever faster. every company you have ever heard of flashes by. general motors? yes. facebook? yes ben and jerry's? yes, fucking sara lee? yes. "we are ALL going to make it!" sergey screams. "ALL OF US!" and the price goes to $1,000,000, sergey is raptured up to alpha centuri, and i'm telling this story to my great great great great grandchild because i am so wealthy i become an immortal cybernigger.

>>7764102
kek

>>7760591
Has she responded yet?

I hope for op sake that he isnt posting screenshots because he is balls deep rn

>>7764205
>>7764397
She blocked me dudes, scroll up

>>7764205
>>7764397
See>>7761395

>>7764205
OP is now fucking the 1% of the barrel, and should be proud of it.

>>7764160
>is just a jelly cucklord. Good cuck fantasy though. 8/10

>>7764439
>jelly
high school girl confirmed

>>7764662