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So what's the trick? How do I make my first million?

>> No.772902

Stocks and work. Also you could suck dicks

>> No.772905

>>772897
Contribute 3000 dollars a month into an index fund for 20 years, accounting for 4% inflation

There, a million dollars

>> No.772910

>>772897
dick sucking is a great choice.

if you get the margin up to 78 % pr. dick sucking, you can get the million within 3 or 4 years.

The market is pretty intense right now, and you will have lots of competition, but with the right niche dick sucking you get into a billion dollar market, and make a quick profit.

good luck.

>> No.772945

>>772897
the magic trick are 2 very dirty words.. it's called 'hard work'

There are no shortcuts or easy roads.

>> No.773422

>>772945
So dick sucking and ass licking. Got it.

>> No.773674
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773674

>>772902
Stocks tend to raise income only slightly. 8% (average I think) was the number I was told.
>>772945
There are no shortcuts, but there are more and less efficient ways to do it. Ten years vs. thirty is what you should be looking for.
>>772897
Read books, attend conferences, generally study finance, become a steady investor, and consider entrepreneurship.
I know a millionaire or two (not that I can prove it online), and I just checked out the books "The Millionaire Next Door" and "The Intelligent Investor." The former is a series of studies interpreted about your average American with a net worth of at least 1 million USD, and I haven't started the latter, but I'm inclined to trust an author Warren Buffett learns from.
Finally, live frugally. Millionaires exist by saving money, not just making it.

>> No.773680

Crime