/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7707489
I FUD coins so people buy them to spite me and then I dump my bags

T. whale

I used to go to Staples and buy a ZIP drive, back my shit up with it and then return it after.

Buyed shit ton of SUB @ 0.1, shiled it like madman 24/7 like pajet, than dumped my bags when it was over 2$.

I acually knewed how much they pay for shilling all over space, and have crap of tech, just palyed "muh free internet card" right.

Most money i made in my life.

>>7707489
Giving birth to you, son. Only did it for the free insurance.

I run a crypto exchange and double charge VISA debit payments in the hopes that at least a few people wont notice

I can't do scams, I'd get too self-conscious

>>7707760
Nice

>>7707607
>buyed
>shiled it like madman
>than dumped my bags
>I actually knewed
>most money I ever made was about 2 bucks
>like pajet
You are actually from a shithole country. We can tell.

>>7707489
Trimming rune armor

>>7707489
I refilled my cup at my local fastfood place

sold bitcoin to a couple niggers and one boomer lady from craigslist. took their cash and never sent the btc. bought btc.

>>7707760
lmao this sounds just like co-

Bought microsoft office. Installed and returned to shop.

>>7707489
i hid the answers of all the exams in my mind and never got caught. i even was the best of the class and graduated as valedictorian.

of course that scam took time and effort so i cold have a social life, friends, or gf, and of course it bit me. now i'm bitter, unemployed, virgin, and neet.

be careful with your scams, anons.

>>7707538
What the fuck do you mean?

>>7707607
cool pajeet, but nobody cares faggot.

frontrunning

>>7708310
he keeps the tape dummy

> Be broke college kid in 98.
> Steal a ton of bestiality content from other websites.
> Make 2.5 million in 2 years before getting shut down.
> No regrets.

This drunk biker chick invited me over to her house. We fucked (I sincerely mean it when I say I didn't want to) and she fell asleep. I rummaged through the house and walked out with over $800 in cash.

I also agreed to write someone's thesis (something related to international affairs). He PayPal'd me over $400 upfront and I cut ties with him altogether. He tried to do a dispute but PayPal is notorious for not giving a fuck about the buyer, especially if it comes to digital services. All you have to do is call them, say it was a non-tangible item and they close it in your favor every single time. I've done this quite a few times.

>>7708884
uni i went to had a "porn baron"
some people just born to win

>>7708884
Running a porn site?

>>7708926

Yeah

>>7708884
I used to make $100 a day in High School using Torrents and stolen paid porn.

Yeah, they didn' t care for that and it took them months to catch on to what I was doing. SexSearch or something was the name I think. I tried it with AdultFriendFinder but there's literally no real profiles on there.

>>7707489
Technically not a scam but I'm working on an ERC20 project with a real but extremely stupid use case which I will market toward idiots

>>7707760
i sure fucking noticed

>>7707489
I post on every The BIllion Coin video offering to sell people The Billion Coin much cheaper than the scammers will allow them too

When I was in college I would fuck old women 55+ for cash. Once a women actually signed over a social security check to me.

>>7709026
Same except my use case could have insane implications. Yet I have 0 block chain tech skill to even pull off. Already setting up the ico though lmfao

>Every telling anyone about your successful heist

I've sold a few zip lock bags full of tomato stalks to 13 year olds in my time.
And once to a mentally retarded cancer patient. Not my proudest moment.

>>7707489
Hehehehehahahahohohohoho

>>7707489

Stolen 3 WoW accounts worth over 500$ in 2006 on AIM.

>>7709607

>>7709607
lmao

>>7707844
I used to sell the free mage book you could get from the place near the duel arena as the one you could actually equip when that content first released. Made so much money

No big ballers here or At least i
expected crypto phisers to pop up

I used to hop from game to game in TF2 scanning backpacks with a website and finding noobs who just unboxed rare shit
Then i'd add them and just lowball the shit out of them until they accepted the trade
I once got a $350 unusual hat for 3 keys (about $8 at the time)

>>7709356
I'm just gonna use airdrop and shilling + bonuses for people who shill for me

>>7709632
Niggers tongue my anus

>>7709781
I like this guy
You were nearly trending on twitter earlier this month

Back in the day my friends and I would buy PC hardware and return our old stuff in the box with it. I swapped an old 56k modem for a Voodoo3 video card.

>>7709781
penis

>>7707489
I used to swap metal money for paper money with some mentally handicapped child who lived down the road from me when I was a kid.

>>7709895
THAT WAS ME

>>7707489
nice try faggot feds

>>7709297
That's fucking depressing yet hilarious

>>7709297
whore

Never. I'm not a Jew or a chink. I conduct myself with honor.

>>7707489
I distracted a gas station attendant so a friend could steal some swisher sweets. My white skin has never recovered and permanently became several shades darker since that day.

i signed up for an ico bounty program 7 times. you were only allowed to sign up once. i bought the twitter accounts for $70. i sold the free tokens i got for $650,000. all i had to do for the bounty was tweet 50 times.

i do other scams. cant tell you what they are because im still doing them and dont want competition

>>7708966
But how? Ads? I bet no porn site nowadays make that much money (not including the big players, like xvideos, youporn, etc.).

>>7711033

He probably charged for premium access. Bestiality is fairly uncommon so most likely the people who were looking for it were willing to pay.

>>7711237
Premium access... bestiality... stealing content... suddenly I see the light.

One guy here was making 7k/ month with a shemale site. Porn is indeed profitable.

>>7707489
bought low and sold high

>>7710815
FAGGOT
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>>7709895
damn bro no soul

>>7711033

Just a generic pay site, charging 29 bucks a month. This was 98 to 2002, pre tube sites. Tubes came along and decimated the easy money in pay sites.

>>7709781
How are u going to cash out

>>7707489
I was one of the main shillers of poinzicoin 2.0, and collaborated to the creation of poinzicoin 3.0 (powhcoin). Made a bank both times ans got out in time. Feels great, wouls do it again.

>>7711910
>>7711875

>>7710815
this. hold it down anon the currency of the future is trust

>>7711910
Hahhahah how much did you make ? Six figures?

You should get into phising

>>7707489
I'm a plumber and I upsell people on work they don't need every day. Easiest money. Coinfags on suicide watch.

>>7711910
Oh hey, same. Good times.

>>7711910
I can tell you will get caught, keep bragging about it. Fucking retard lol.

>>7710991

what was the token that you signed up for since youve already done it

>>7707489
created link

>>7711875
>cash out

I ain't telling you shit but there's a bunch of creative ways of cashing out stolen shit, if only you'd use your brain.

I wrote a fake PBC article promoting DNT, I accumulated then released it here. The coin pumped 3%.

2 weeks later the PBC Leaks T-Gram reposted it as a 'highly likely' pick and it popped 20% within seconds. Of course I'd exited that shitcoin long ago. So all my scam did was enrich the pockets of people who had a bigger audience than me. w/e.

>>7707760

Kek

>>7711910
Heh, those couple of days were the most fun I ever had on biz.

>>7707489
shilled LTC for 4 months on /biz/

I bought roller coaster tycoon and installed it. Then i returned it to target.

Fuck you guys im making millions

>>7707489
I bought Bcash and told someone that it's the real Bitcoin, then I sold my bags.

Easiest scam.

>>7712100
Lol yeah, the fbi will come knocking at my door, coming all the way to the absolute no-law country that I currently live, because I took part in a 4chan joke coin that most of you faggots managed to lose money on.
Stay salty.

>>7712299
Prepare for more fun.

>>7712565
Around how much money ended in your pocket?

>>7709761
I'm just working in a bad ass website, whitepaper, and all social media stuff. Keeping it ambiguous AF. I have a feeling I can catch fire lol

>>7712582
I fear the momentum was lost. Can't come up with new ones. Ethpyramid is dry. Once the green dicks on BTC start coming the market will be prime for new meme scams.

>>7712673
If you really are one of the PoWH devs, you should know that a new one is on its way. The new one has new devs (excluding me), but it's still coming.

>>7709297

MF'er how did you find old women to pay you to fuck them?!

>>7712673
What are Most profitable crypto scams? Phising?

Signatum

kek

Cucks

>>7707607
most money you'll ever make in your life*

I've never scammed anyone. I want to give back to the biz community, anyone who sends me 0.02 btc will receive 2 btc as a gift. I can only give out 10 btc so act now.
1ENWv46oujP3hFi6Eye7QpV7BY1tBvTGed
(For the love of god please get the joke)

>>7712673
>>7712756

Fuck, thought your ID was the same as the one who claimed he was a PoWH dev for a moment.

>>7712827
I'm posting dogs for a reason senpai :^)
New one happens on ethpyramid's discord, or the POWH crew have their own discord?

>>7712756
>If you really are one of the PoWH devs, you should know that a new one is on its way. The new one has new devs (excluding me), but it's still coming.
So you got fucked off
kek

All the biztards getting scammed by the people posting in this thread but when I post a good opportunity everyone thinks it's a scam. Fuck you biz. Here's the link but you are too retarded to do five minutes of research.

https://dappradar.com/app/86/world-youcollect

>>7707489
pic related when you log out after they accept the trade

>>7712954
Fuck off with your old shit
these ponzis don't make you shit unless you're on the literal ground floor

>>7712908
What happened was that the devs pretty much disbanded after hte whole shadowfork thing. One of the devs set up a new team afterwards.

>>7712874
Most of the PoWH team has stayed in touch.

>>7712801
I appreciate your honesty in not trying to scam anyone. Here, have 0.02 BTC.
https://blockchain.info/tx/4fbada7977da9ed86a4830b6b6fbe881adf757a1e64182f43749e38493501820

>>7707607
>knewed

la creatura...

>>7707489
Shilling TRTL, TRX.

Telling you faggots that XRB/NANO will be making its jump to $100+ EO2017

>>7713154
>making a post on an anon forum that no one probably even gave a fuck about
>scamming someone

pick one

>>7709297
are any of them even average looking? i'd imagine they're all ogres.

>>7712994
https://dappradar.com/app/86/world-youcollect

I TOLD U LITERAL RETARDS ABOUT IT WHEN IT WAS THE GROUND FLOOR CHECK THE ARCHIVES

>>7707489
went door to door as a kid asking for money to do pop warner hand egg. never even played hand egg.

I have the best scam ever to tell the biz community, but only for the price of .069 ETH. 4.20 ETH for the dank scam.

0xB1502703DA4617FC68071E4df5a798E1a742c104