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ITT: It's the year 2018

>"That'll be 25 dollars please."

>> No.7708547

>>7708526
Do you accept Euros?

>> No.7708557

>>7708526
>or 0.00000000000000001 digibyte

>> No.7708921

>>7708526
Can I pay with 500 REQ?

>> No.7708952

Is that 25 dollars before or after my card swipes through the machine?

>> No.7709391

>>7708921
Obsessed

>> No.7709743

>>7708526
Will you please go out with me

>> No.7710390

>>7709743
No

>> No.7710511

>>7709743
I have a boyfriend :( I'm sorry!!

>> No.7710752

Okay, but I refuse to pay sales tax.

>> No.7710899

>>7708952
heh
>he swiped
>pump it

>> No.7711475

>>7708526
>"Do you accept EBT?"
>"No."

>> No.7711515

>>7710511
kill yourself you ugly whore why don't girls like nice men like me you slut

>> No.7711649

>>7711515
Hey bro back off???
*slams you against wall*

>> No.7712098

>>7711649
*Knocks you out?*

>> No.7712147

>>7711649
kek

>> No.7712208

>>7711649
Teleports behind you...

>> No.7712921

>>7712098
Lel

>> No.7713000

>>7711649
*unfollows from instagram*
Bro I thought we were tight

>> No.7713545

>>7711649
"Fucking white knight!!!"
*stabs you with sharpened spoon handle*

>> No.7713623

>>7708526
My ChainLink(TM) Oracle will scan your receipt and trigger a SmartContract(TM) on the Ethereum blockchain that will pay you the LINK equivalent of $25 (0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 LINK).

Thank you.

>> No.7713676

>>7712098
*shoots up a supermarket*

>> No.7713682
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7713682

>>7711649
*unsheaths lightsaber*
BACK the FUCK off.

>> No.7714211

>>7711649
>*slams you against wall*
unf :3

>> No.7715052
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7715052

>>7713623
>SECURITY!

>> No.7715293
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7715293

>>7708526
>Sitting down at the cash register

Wtf? She's not doing her job!11

>> No.7715313
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7715313

>> No.7715324

do you accept chainlink?
**hands over 0.025 chainlinks**

>> No.7715420

>2020
>"12 dollars for the happy meal, sir.
>"I'll pay by ether"
>"that's .000421 ether sir, would you like to wait for it to pump?"
>sure

>> No.7716366

>>7715313
Bite my ass

>> No.7716482

>2020
>pay with 1 nano

>> No.7716496

>>7714211
i hate you >:o

>> No.7716507

>>7708526
>jewish propaganda
>I'll just borrow it

>> No.7716793
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7716793

>>7711649
YOU HAVE JUST INCURRED THE WRATH OF THE CRYPTODELEGATES

*forbidden technique*

>> No.7716860

>>7711649
>>7712098
>>7712208
>>7713000
>>7713545
>>7713545
>>7713676
>>7713682
>>7716793
>>7714211
>autism

>> No.7716950

>cash or credit?
i want to pay with crypto
>pay with what?

>> No.7717280

>that'll be 0.0000000001 Beans

>> No.7717395

>>7716860
>taking yourself seriously at all times on an anonymous image board
Ironically enough you're the most autistic one here

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7717480

>>7717395
none of that was slightly funny......

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7718117

>>7712208
Nothin personal kid.