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Vanguard index funds

Literally the most 'set it and forget' investment you can do. They also have amazing returns

what swimming pool does this girl work at? because i need to go there and drown on purpose

>>770439
seconding this.

>>770396
that's one sexy swimsuit for a lifeguard

>>770610
this is what I consider to be a sexy swimsuit, OP not so much

>>770700
Basic bitch

>>770439
>mfw bitch is actually ugly

>>770396

Betterment is ok, but I prefer just to dump directly into Vanguard funds. You can also go with Fidelity as well.

>>770700
>>I have no fucking taste.

Nope, you sure don't.

>>770425
I don't have 10.000 to spend on the vanguard 500.
Is their retirement plan okay?

>>770396
>I don't want to learn how to manually invest myself, what's the best service to dump the money I make into and they take care of it?

Find an all world etf and put your money there. Bam. Done.

You will, however, be missing out on rebalancing opportunities that come from separating countries and types of equity, but if you just want to do as little as possible, pretty much any all world ETF will do.

>>770700
Uhh really? It seems very plain to me. Especially the top part is too simple. Maybe you like the girl on the picture more.

To add a little to the actual discussion, OP, put it all into an index fund tracking the s&p 500. And keep adding to it all you can every month; don't withdraw until 20 more years. You don't sound very old so you'll still be young by then.

>>770815
eh? still looks fine imo, bitch seems like she likes to swallow.

>>770396
Vanguard now offers investment advising, you can literally just hand them money and they'll invest it (for a fee)

>>770815
btw, can I get some sauce, googleimages search found nothing.

>>770396
higher res

>>771770
that slutty face is fucking killing me.

>>771782
https://instagram.com/sincerely.lyn/
Here she is

>>771804
Also has here twitch. She streams league, skyrim, etc.

>>771804
>>771805
>buying expensive shit to play lol and skyrim
dropped, nevertheless thx anon

>>771807

Meh some people actually make a living doing this. Women seem to make more at it, not sure why.

>>771863
>not sure why

Lel

>>771863
>tfw you will never be a grill making ez money while "playing" gaymes and getting tons of attention from beta cucklords that dream about fucking you.

>>771804
>tfw she has a bf

>>771909
>implying you would ever be her bf

>>771916
He doesn't look that threatening

>>771928
fuck him up, become her bf, and then post nudes and make some sex videos for you fellows /biz/raelis :)

>>771928
he looks like a huge faggot

>>771909

Would you really want to be a cuck with a gf who openly whores herself out on the internet.

Thousands of betas orbiting your grill daily, ready to move in at a moments notice to take your place the moment your relationship shows any sign of weakness. Man, just imagine what it's like for that guy. Basically she runs the relationship, or she finds someone who else who will let her.

And even if he does exactly what she wants, she might eventually get bored and dump him without even trying to work on the relationship thanks to all the fucking doormats lined up for a chance to let her walk all over them.

A gf with more options than you must be a fucking nightmare.

>>771943
>Thousands of betas orbiting your grill daily, ready to move in

>betas
>ready to move in
lol pick one, also nice projection

>>771944

In contrast an alpha would start working on her immediately, then move on to the next slut when she rejected their advances.

Beta orbiters are a hundred times more annoying in this regard.

>>771949
>Beta orbiters are a hundred times more annoying in this regard.
not really, again the beta dudes wouldn't really make a move on your girl. they would just fantasize about it and fap to her, while you put your dikck inside her,.

>>771943
I mostly agree, but since you're from /biz/ maybe you could take advantage of all the attention and turn it into an even larger business; money is more important than "love" after all.

>>770957
Just buy voo.

>>772069
>make porn with her
>sell vids to virgin beta orbiters
>earn real money
damn...

>>770396
vanguard total market etf or vanguard total world etf.

buy it and hold it for 30 years.

profit.

Why are you so confident on the s&p 500? Don't you think it will crash?

>>772737
I just bought a ticket for a world cruise ship, the unsinkable Titanic. I'll let you know how it goes

>>772538
>vanguard total market etf or vanguard total world etf.
What are the differences besides world/market?

>>772737
can anyone add something to this before thread dies?

>>772737

85% S&P, 15% VXX

>>773851
50% MDAX 50% QQQ

>>771804
is there more?

To all the fags saying invest in Vanguard funds: What happens to my money if there's a colossal market crash?

>>774878
you hold and keep buying, since now you are buying at a discount.

>>773851
you might want to check out the $VQTS product

It's not for me but could be up your alley

>>771770
>>771805
>>770815
in some pics bitch looks good , in others nah.
idk what to think.

>>770957
VGSTX bud

>>770396
tfw I work at a pool and see these hot bitches every day

>>770396
If Mr. MM has put money on it, it can't be wrong at all.

Europoor here. Is there a european alternative to Vanguard index funds? I believe Vanguard lets in only americans.

>>770700
It's not so much the suit I find sexy bud

>>776753
all an index fund does is match a stock market the most popular one here follows the S&P 500, so im guessing there is an index fund that follows the DAX or Footsie, right?