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ITT: It's the year 2023

>"Oh hey anon! You haven't been here in years. How are those cryogen coins or whatever they're called going for ya? :) Last I heard they were made illegal, wait...were you in prison? Anyway that'll be 100 good old patriotic US dollars backed by its citizens, infrastructure, army, and gold reserves ! I feel so safe under Oprah, thank you madam president"

>> No.7699234

No coiners will be lined up and shot by bots assigned tasks and paid for in cryptocurrency

Screenshot this

>> No.7699357

>>7699213

you dont know oprah if you think she wouldnt back crypto

trust me im black

>> No.7699454

>>7699213
>oprah
>gold reserves

>> No.7699459
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7699459

>>7699357
niggers on /biz/

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>>7699459
>autistic typings from a loser whose never had the balls to verbalize it offline

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>>7699213
>President Oprah

>> No.7699571

>>7699549
shoo shoo black man

>> No.7699573

>>7699549
hi sir u r nigger sir

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>>7699571
>>7699573

>> No.7699663

>>7699620
Damn that pic looks comfy. Feels even better dating a girl where she would be totally ok with that.

>> No.7699724

>>7699213
nobody talks like that fag

>> No.7699768

>>7699663
shes sabotaging you do better

>> No.7699860

>>7699213
have you ever read anything more pathetic
sage

>> No.7699898

>>7699549
help me 4chan there's a black man and he's stealing our waifus!

>> No.7699915

>>7699213
this ironyposting is hitting levels hitherto thought impossible

>> No.7700162

>not mentioning hard working Americans
>not using gender neutral Your Presidency
>not ignoring straight white male scum
Please report to your nearest Correctness Commissariat

>> No.7700190

>>7699234

Start ICO for Hitman drones that runs on a privacy token

>> No.7700192

>>7699213
>I feel so safe under Oprah
It's funny cause it's not that unlikely.

>> No.7700229

ITT: It's the year 2023

>News Reporter: "The yields on government held COSS have hit an all time high this week, with an annual yield of 20 ETH per token, which translates to $20,000 USD. Here with us now to debate the effects of this on the world economy are Igor Bogdanov, an early investor into the COSS project, and a salty no-coiner, who disregarded all the advice on /biz/ when the coin was still sub $1000"

>> No.7700233

>>7700190
Yes. Exactly what I was thinking too just after I posted.

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>>7699213
kek

>> No.7700962

>>7700192
Doubt.

>> No.7701152

>>7699549
chimping out over a word definitely will change people's minds on your kind

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7701293

>>7699549
>ooga booga we niggers are normal people

kek every time

>> No.7701317

>>7700229
>2023
>eth still 1k
>translating eth to "USD"
>no sminem
3/10

>> No.7701608

>>7699213
People are so pathetic an hero pls

>> No.7701649

>>7699459
Yay this

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>>7700229
>COSS

More like LOSS am I right?

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>>7699357
Disgusting

>> No.7702378

>>7699663
>that pic
>dating a girl

are you retarded?

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>backed by gold reserves

>> No.7702471

>>7699663
You’re such a fucking virgin

>> No.7702496

>>7701683
The only way to make a loss on COSS is to not buy when I told you to when it was $0.06

I made multiple threads every day, you could have had an easy 15x if you listened, and it's going another 100x from here

>> No.7702540

>>7699573

Lmao