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that zoo looks absolutely fucking depressing

actually, everything in Russia looks depressing, including the food

>>7694664
90% of the country is a shithole. What do you expect?

>>7694664
>money is worthless to sminem
>every dollar he touches instantly vanishes, even the bogs can't recreate it
>sminem only values life
>flowers represent life to sminem
>sminem started tulip mania in 1636

>>7694621
>tfw I still don't get this meme.

>>7694621
Thank you based sminem for caging the bear

>>7694723
Sminem is the bull

>>7694751
it reallly is fucked up that all his pictures are with tulips, bears, or making bull horns or with chain links......

magic is afoot boys

Did that Russian anon from the previous threads ever get in contact with him?

It just remains for someone to make a crypto called Sminemcoin.

Sminemcoin will be worth $10k in 2025 screencap this post.

>>7694682
>tulips
Holy shit it’s true. Sminem has been sent to bring us the greatest bull market of this millennia.

>>7694621
You shouldn't have come out hiding

>>7694813
I hope so. I want to send him some coins so he can usher in the crypto-singularity.

>>7694835
he is truly ushering in an era of prosperity for mankind.

>>7694664
>including the food

the best steak I've ever had was in Kiev (which is admittedly Ukraine, not Russia)

sminem has fully merged with the bogdabots

>>7694848
Fuck you bogs you had your shot. Your sun is setting. This is the age of Sminem. Tulips sprout from his footsteps, savage bears are tamed at the sight of his ears, and GPUs spontaneously overlock in his presence.

>>7694954
>the best steak I've ever had was in Kiev (which is admittedly Ukraine, not Russia)
why even make this post if you weren't in Russia, lmfao!

>>7695025
no respect.

>>7694954
Ukraine is a fake nation.

How has no one said it yet?
MINISTER U SMINEM

>They fell in our trap again.

>>7695103
Ukraine is just little Russia, after all

>>7694813
>I hope so. I want to send him some coins so he
I am that anon. He blocked me 3 times and refused any contact. forget about him

>>7695222
Checked

>>7694621
>Initate BEAR-18

>>7695240
Shame. /biz/ probably could have sent him enough crypto to change his life significantly.

>>7694682

He doesn't give a flipping heck this guy!

>>7694664
reminds me of america

>>7694748
kek

Fags

>>7694621
His photographs are cryptic. The captured bear is obvious, one has already died of starvation! Those ears pricked up to hear our calls... The knowing smile... His shirt says "party" because it's time to do so...

>>7694682
High pants for high gains! Smin truly is our patron elf god!

>>7694682
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

so the invisible hand of the free market...was him all along...

>>7694723
Some Russian autistic kid gets targeted and bullied by 4chan
He's not even into crypto or anything, people are just being assholes to the poor kid

>>7695422
This spic looks nothing like him. Maybe the evil version of him.

>>7695253
haha

>>7694621
Can I get a quick rundown on Sminem?

>>7695422
sminims, sminems evil bogdanoff clone.

>>7695222
Actual Ukrainians hate Russians though

>>7694723
An autistic kid allegedly sitting on a ton of BTC. Which if it's true these threads are just making him a target.

>>7696012
>son of bogdanoff brothers.
>they used their dna together in a lab to make a fusion bog.
>200% bog dna, incredible.

>>7696120
Actually ukrainians is a russian subculture

>>7696120
Everyone hates Ukranians. I don't think they are even human. Probably because of that old Ukranian tradition of keeping the placenta and throwing away the baby.

>>7695768
>bullied
I know you're joking, but for the literal buzzword braintlet journalists reading this:
he's practically a hero around here

>>7696137
retard

>>7695900
whiter than you 56%

>>7696120
can confirm, am actual Ukrainian

but I mean, do you blame us?

>>7695154
>>7694835
>>7694682

>>7696253
Me too m8 born in Tepнoпiль
Raised in canacuck land

>>7694976
it's true pic related

>>7696141
Interesting, but too brief. A bit more detail please.

>>7696253
I was serving in the russian army, when maidan and staff happened, radio and sort of internet intel.
Russian side was just reacting to the potential nato threat, no one to blame here

>>7695768
That's not true, here's a quick rundown:

>Father was a bull, mother was a wood elf, hence his likeness
>Literally descended from Asgard
>Prophecies foretold of his coming as the end of the Age of the Bogs
>One of the first to invest in Bitcoin, has acquired immense wealth but won't cash because he knows 1 BTC will be worth 100k when fiat becomes worthless
>Discovered wizardry at a young age, hasn't had sex since to retain his great power
>Can manipulate markets by posting cryptic photographs, but unlike the Bogs who have become corrupted by their crypto wealth, he does so with benevolence to the common man
>Simply wearing his pants high casts a spell that makes crypto rise beyond your wildest imagination
>His earthly name "Sminem" is an anagram for a word in a long forgotten ancient tongue that means "bearer of the green flame"
>Green stemmed tulips sprout in his presence, bears try to run from him but are captured by his telekinetic spells, over 500 Bogbears caught so far
>Literally walked into the Fort Knox gold reserve and collected all the gold while the entire security staff was under a spell of paralysis, now has the gold hidden somewhere in Siberia (hence the tensions between the USA and Russia)
>Will lead Earth through a financial revolution and a new age of prosperity the likes of which we could not imagine (think: driving anti-gravity lambos on Mars and beyond)
>At this juncture the entire fate of the world's financial assets depend on his confrontation and eventually battle with the Bogs, but they know they stand no chance against the immense power contained in his left ear alone, so they hide in their fortress in France
>Has cat

>>7694621

because he's literally a ferengi.

>>7696452
>no one to blame here

This is what Russians actually think

>>7696658
This is what healthy psyche thinks actually.

>>7695288
>>7695240
>offering money to a multibillionare who can decide the fate of the market with one phonecall

>>7694976
This nigga got big fuckin hands

>>7696779
He doesn't need phones, his magic can connect to any form of technology and manipulate it.

>>7694976
Who's his friend? That guy is obviously a spy wearing a fake face. We have to warn him!

>>7696464
epic

>>7696776
>Russians invading Ukraine
>AKCHYUALY

>>7695712
who made this

>>7696158
russo-polish
In general ethnic ukrainians is not even slavs, cumans and crimean tatars+romanians and etc mix. All white europeans in Ukraine is basicly russians, poles and germans (Catrine the Great bring them in central Ukraine in 18 cent.) with broken mentality. Commies did their job and brainwash millions of russians and poles into "le ukrainian"

>>7696464
but anon, the gold is not in fort Knox, its in fort bogdanoff

This kid looks goofy but he does more cool shit than me and isnt afraid to have his picture taken.

Where can I read up on bog and sminem lore?

>>7699008
Its on the blockchain. Get some NAS so you can find it.

>>7696776

Yes, because Ukraine should have no right to self-determination if they dare want to leave Putin's sphere of influence. So, you annex a lump of territory in "self-defense".

>>7694976
Iron hands,iron will,the one!

Hello guys, I have been in contact with Sminem and I have helped set him out a bitcoin wallet.

1FBeJGqi2wuWGqq1qGsEpM5K9puxKUhoC3

praise him boyes

>>7695768
Don’t you dare to speak this way about our saviour,the chosen one! May his iron hands crush you!

>>7694621
Sminem is a god. I think there’s a connection between a literal 56% Creatura shooting up the school, Sminem becoming our mascot, BTC getting back on track, and various other memetic shit. Something is going on. We may be entering a new timeline.

>>7694664

>>7695422
>>7696114

Every time an offspring of the bogdanoffs is created, an evil version appears through virgin birth somewhere in the world and wreaks havoc later in life

>>7694621
>>7695422
This is some straight up Twin Peaks doppelgänger shit going on now.

>>7696253
>>7696452

Кaкиe жe хoхлы дeгeнepaты, пиздeц пpocтo

>>7694682
>PARTY SLUT

>>7695768
I'm pretty sure everyone here thinks he's fucking based and hasn't done anything to harass him. The other night anons were trying to contact him on Russian Facebook to setup a wallet so we could send him coins.

>>7699658
>anons were trying to contact him on Russian Facebook to setup a wallet so we could send him coins.

Did they succeed?

>>7699658
>>7699699
>Sminem Wildlife Fund
Can someone give us an update?

>>7699699
They found his social media. It said he was offline for 7 hours and then I went to bed. Maybe another anon can fill us in. If it happens again I'm just going to try to make an account and larp as the kid for ETH.

>>7699415
Moжeтe из нaшeй cтpaны yйти? Cпc

>>7695900
it actually does look like an older version of him

>>7696464
this is gold

>>7695422
He's white so he is a mentally unstable lone wolf. Poor guy. He had such a bright future ahead of him.

>>7696464
holy shit the quick SMINDOWN

>>7694682
>white people as far as the eye can see
>clean
>orderly
>flowers
genuinely don't understand the mind of those who find it depressing

>>7696464
saved

>>7699820

Я бы c paдocтью. Cpeднeмy пидopaнy Бoмбac c Кpeмoм нa фиг нe yпaл. Этo Пынe в гeoпoлитикy зaхoтeлocь пoигpaть.

>>7694976
Thanks just bought 100k

>>7694664
Went to some really cool vegan places in Moscow last december. None of them had any alcohol because of "muh health" though.

>>7699385
The people/"celebrities" who have emerged thanks to crypto is amazing.

>>7696277
>>7695154
>>7694751
>>7694621


>Tulips
>caged bear
>bull

WE HAVE TO DECIPHER ALL MESSAGES SMINEM IS SENDING US

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

WHAT ARE TREES

>>7700946
also

>INB4 SMINEMPOSTING GETS 7777777

>>7700188
>russians
>white

>>7699067
this what russians consider >just be urself mate

>>7700959
And I thought chadsmimem was just a meme...

>tfw sminem is happier in one pic than i've ever been

how do i reach his level? whats his secret?

EEE CMИHEM ГEPOЙ БИЗA HAКAHEЦTA

>>7702094

Be retarded

>>7696464
>One of the first to invest in Bitcoin, has acquired immense wealth but won't cash because he knows 1 BTC will be worth 100k when fiat becomes worthless
So one btc will be worthless too

>>7702094
1.5 billion in crypto

>>7695422
el goblino...

>>7696253
Now go get that AK and die on the battlefield for 300 bucks.
Say it with me : bad Russians.
Good goy :)

>>7695422
Menims, the jungian shadow of Sminem created after Sminem meditated for 30 days and 30 nights and regurgitated the evil in his heart

>>7696839
>That guy is obviously a spy

>>7702463
yea goys made russians occupy almost half of the total landmass, ur a good poo-tie bot. theres nothing different between the euro-cucks that 'welcome refugees' that would decapitate them in a second and fat basement dwellers like you that asskiss 'alpha russians'