/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7686194
>investing into a depreciating asset
you're never gonna make it anon

>>7686205
that's why you cash out when they turn 18

>>7686205
Funny how you cucks refers to good things in life (such as womennand cars) as "depreciating assets" when this bitcoin thing dropped 75% in value in just a month

Only if she let you smell her BRAAAAPS

Pump & Dump
You have to prep them for the bull run, no thanks.

>>7686205
>not investing in the survival of white race
Who is the real cuck here anon.

>>7686250

Boomer roastie detected.

>>7686194
Women are in a bear market right now thanks to feminism. You can still make profit but you REALLY have to DYOR

>>7686291
thanks just donated 100mL to the sperm bank!

>>7686194
No they are a depreciating asset

>>7686194
>"BRAAAAAPPP"

>>7686250
Its up 60% in a week (from $6k to $10k) you inbred fucking dumb brainlet. Do you hate gains? You could have turned $1000 into $1600 in one week. Stay poor nigger

It was a great investment 40-50 years ago but the market is finally starting to crash due to interracial dating, especially amongst white women for non-white men.

>>7686205
>>7686225 is right, you just have to pump and dump

>>7686347
Enjoy the incoming crash buddy
Its going to 4k

>>7686250
why are you here, then?

if youre a ceo or politician probably

>>7686250
>this bitcoin thing
good b8 m8

>>7686291
That bitch has some serious fucking crazy eyes, what the fuck

>>7686423
She is void of soul.

>>7686291
>No father in the picture

I'm black and white women literally beg me to fuck them because their husbands can't satisfy them.

>>7686250
shoo shoo roastie

>HUMANS R ONLY AS GOOD AS THEY REPRODUCTIVE PARTS!!!
That means literally every one of you faggots is a worthless lack of assets, as you've chosen to be genetic dead ends.

>>7686379
you know you can sell bitcoin...
i know... outlandish concept... right... the sale of an asset... crazy
also: stop loss...

or are you one of those /v/irgins angry about their silly little games and the hardware miners have the prices driven up...

you write like a norman... which usually is an indicator for the most pathetic subhumans on 4chan...

especially when they attack you in this way, you know, this is a permavirgin fatboi trying to dish out the hurts to drown out his own sorrows, LARPING for his life...

how am i doing, faggot?
hit home, yet?
don't bother replying. i only wrote this on the off chance i hit home (good intuition) and the resulting bad fee fees in you...

>>7686194

>>7686291
fucking mutants wtf disgusting

>>7686513
dafuck is wrong with you? i dont even have a gaming PC (only a mac laptop) and i barely play any games at all (clash royale once in a while)
so your "intuition" is complete and utter shit mate

if you are playing the market, then good for you and continue to do so. I was referring to idiots who think this has officialy become a moon mission again and that we are going to 14k any minute now.

those retards fomo'd, didnt sell and wont - that is until panic sets in, and then it will be at a loss

>>7686250
>U$1000 from feb 2017 to U$10000 feb 2018
>U$19k to U$10k in 1 month
>depreciated 75%

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ROASTIES HOLY KEK

>>7686250

>>7686291
El demonio siempre negro...

>>7686250
implying i didnt 100x shorted from 20000 to 100x longed 6000 started with 10 dollars now i have 10 million

>>7686423

she crazy 'bout dat bbc

>>7686315
underrated post

>>7686315
comment of the week here

>>7686647
Nope. It'll probably settle over 11.5k.
Normies all got shaken out - this is institutional money, NEETs and plebbitor types. Who won't be looking to sell but accumulate long term. So it'll be a bit of sideways ranging with 10k as the floor. The usual bear trap later in the year, the launch as sudden FOMO is spread to the normies again.

>>7686480
white trash is nothing to brag about

>>7686250
Noone said cars we're deprecating assets. Women can be a good or a bad investment depending on how retarded you are and your ability to read women. I know a girl planning on Marrying a guy despite hating him and hating sex with him just to pay off her loans. Tell me she's a good investment for him I beg you.

Yes women be the best investments around. Spit some game, buy her clothes do her hair and shit, hook her up with an apartment. A Playa will only be out of pocket a few stacks.
But put that broad to work and she be bringing a back a g a night for a mack.

>>7688055
Hahaha. This guy gets it.

>>7686194
how old is this little slut?

underage girls are so fucking hot

will 100k link be enough to date?

>>7686315
pretty much this + AWALT. Not a good timeline to invest...

>>7686194
Every time I see a female gymnast for the rest of my life all I will be able to see is her doctor finger blasted her anus

>>7686194
if you find a good one itll make your life 100x more enjoyable

>>7686194
are you?

>>7688309
who cares, I'll still want to do the same

>>7686194
>>7686557
>>7687699

>>7686194

Would you invest in something that will constantly be a net loss financially, emotionally and socially?

Asian women are a good long term investment. White women can potentially make for good pump & dumps.

>>7688959
that's a pretty jaded outlook on women...they're not all bad..a lot of em help with all three.

>>7689000
fuck these trips are broken

>>7686194
If you want kids, yes.

>>7688981
it would be more believable if you said the girl on the left was 35

>>7689000
Except they are not. Trying to trick the same person into sex every day for a couple of years makes you jaded soon enough.

>>7689000

The issue is just efficiency. You can get what you want from women (sex) from escorts at a fraction of the price!

>>7686379
you've been telling me this for years and you've been wrong every time

>>7686291
el ogro.....

>>7686291

>those dead soulless eyes

LMFAO

>>7686194

>>7689258
it's not the same..

>>7689463
?????

>>7686291
>I spent all my youth for just being a subhuman factory, shitting subhumans every year till I can't produce more ovules.

>>7686194
modern women are the worst investment. pump and dump only. feminism has reduced them to holes. they have no value beyond their holes anymore. in the past females stayed at home and cooked and cleaned and raised children. Now if you have a wife her dumb ass will have some shitty job at a leftist non-profit where her salary is less than the money you pay some stranger to watch your children in daycare. In the past females were more faithful because they were virgins on their wedding night. Now they are all cum dumpsters and every man they work with is a cock you aren't around to block. Better investment is to buy a fleshlight and use it with POV porn. After you cum you will actually be relieved there's no dumb roastie around to nag you about stupid shit. Then on occasion fuck a 3d cunt off of tinder but again it just a hole you're fucking so not even really worth the time/effort/money spent. If you do fuck a 3d just remember to spend as little money as possible, ideally spend nothing but occasionally you have to spend money on yourself on the date.

>>7686315
somehow this joke's entire concept has become less cringey to me as I've gotten older

>>7689480
love my friend.

>>7689516

Because when you're young everyone's immature and you think the whole "women are children" thing is overstated. Then you get older and mature and experience women more and realize they literally stay half baby through life.

>>7686194
NO!

>>7689547

beta as fuck

>>7686194
If you want children, yes.

If you want money, no.

I am the morlock of my relationship. I used to be more of a piece of shit than I am now. Five years ago I dropped out of school, worked at sandwich shop and kept the little money I had in a drawer in my room.

Now, we live in a nice little house, we're both working towards our masters degrees in STEM fields. If my space money doesn't pan out, I'll have a skill in field that will always get me a job.

I'm overweight, 5.5" dick, kinda smart but not really. Don't be a cunt, and don't feel sorry for yourself, things work out. Women are a good "investment"

small brraaappp for small ass

>>7689824
Ok

>>7686194
only if they are thai lady boyz

Women are the ultimate shitcoin

>>7686194
dunno maybe suck my chode and find out

What if living the rest of your life unironically with someone else is unironically worth more than money?

Unironic answers only please

>>7686194
If you have good taste in women they are.

>>7686250
Settle down soon, roastie. The wall is going to hit hard.

>>7690365

>living the rest of your life unironically with someone else

When does that happen? Are you talking about women from a different universe?

>>7690418
Alright fucko

I've been with my girlfriend 7 years. I'll take your questions now

Again, unironic questions only

>>7690476

Nobody cares about you or your girlfriend.

>>7690495
This is a discussion about striving for something greater.

What your neanderthal brain doesn't get is there is something beyond the dopamine addiction you have to porn, something beyond roasties, something beyond easy and simple

It's difficult and hard and it is greater than any thing one person can create alone

It requires two

>>7686194
Women = depreciating asset
Buy a flesh light and be cash rich. Haha

>>7690599

wow, really made me think

>>7690599
you're on 4chan... don't expect anyone to understand you.

No. Women will take all of your money

Been single for ~10 years since highschool, have had no shortage of casual sex. I have found myself idealizing many, short-term casual partners (who, in my imagination are all 10s). Recently though, I've been getting closer and closer with a girl I picked up from one of my uni classes. It started out purely because I was super horny in class one day and she was wearing a cute lacy bra. I'd observed the way she reacted to me in class throughout semester and didn't think she'd say no to a coffee after class. She sucked my dick that day, but didn't want to have sex. That was a few months ago now, and we've had our ups and downs, now we have sex every time she comes over, she never refuses to give me head (fantastic), and I'm confident she's honest with me and isn't interested in seeing anybody else at the moment. After all this time I finally find myself in what resembles an intimate relationship with another human being. And it's fantastic. I no longer go out looking at all the beautiful women and feel like I'm missing out. Not to mention she empowers me quite a bit, and i'm learning a lot about how relationships work and how to keep women interested, and getting lots of practice at sex. Furthermore, when I go out with her in public and people begin to recognize that I've got a partner, there seems to be an element of respect gained.

I wouldn't say it's an easy investment, but it's most definitely a worthwhile one. You'll develop your character and personality and capabilities in ways you probably don't even realize. Pic related.

>>7691118
This. Most investments can only lose you the money that you put in. Women however...

>>7686291
The taxpayer.

>>7691139
the fuck is wrong with that bitches arms

can you guys at least post bitches that arent goddamn freaks of nature?

>>7691397

why don't you post a pic of your big, strong, masculine arms for us while you're out here critiquing arms, anon?

>>7691139
a real man's perspective.
this is what you should all aspire to

>>7686194
kino, KINO!!!

>>7686194
>are women a good investment?
Only as a cock sock and a skin blanket.

Same girl.

>>7691515

I need a sexbot that looks like this

>>7686291
un pintura de los amrericanos goblinos

>>7691515
>>7686194
b-boner! no!

>>7691449

>>7686194
BRAAAAAAAPP.
Just gotta know how to pick em

>>7691609
Boner YES

>>7686194
No, women are a bubble

>>7686291

El Goblino....

>>7686194

Women are like boats.

Mostly rent, rarely buy.

>>7686315
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

>>7686250
If I could short-sell a woman or a car, I'd consider buying one.

>>7691449
Naw, mate, that's the cuck way.
The real winning move is to become a girl yourself.

>>7686250
>defending women
Christ I can smell your weakness

>>7686423
Those eyes have a love hate relationship wit dat BBC

>>7688981
Southern is a jew

>>7692633
That would be her vagoo since you're talking to a roastie.

>>7691397
found the virgin. you better get to bed, you have school in the morning, sweetie.

>>7686423
No anon, she just has thousand cock stare.
A lot of women have it these days.

>>7692824
you know whats funny? BBC cuck spam is relatively new in /biz/, seems to have come along with the rest of the anti/pol/ brigade of faggots that fucked up that board with irrelevant BS

the funny part - since its relatively new here, that means that you yourself are relatively new to /biz/, which means its potentially quite likely you are looking to make money... like 6-8 years late in the game... and potentially think youre going to make it

funny

>>7690418
I'm sorry your parents got a divorce anon but many couples do live their lives together without regrets.

>>7686250
>good things in life
>women and cars

well boomer'd sir

>>7686194
>>7691695
im on nofap, but a friend is asking for a source on those pls

>>7694596
why don't you take a seat

>>7686194
Absolutely 0 value assets.

Best investment ever is women and cars! Do not listen to faggots telling u otherwise.

Women are only worth it if shes a virgin

That way you dont have to worry about her comparing you to her past Chads.

>>7691139
Sooner or later you will want a different dish.

I recommend the dish that you pay for whilst having a dish that is free.

>>7691139
Are you white, brother? You sound like it

>>7686194

>Today text Gf I’m working OT at 5:30
>Phone dies
>get off at 9:30, call her at 10:30 after charging my phone
>Doesn’t believe I was working OT. Accuses me of lying. We argue about this for 30 mins. Keep telling her I’ll email her proof from my work tomorrow in the morning (emails confirming my OT schedule). This isn’t good enough for her
>Keeps blaming me for ruining the relationship and tells me it’s over.

Jfc we’ve been seeing each other since dec and she’s always been a little possessive but this is Next level psychopath. She probably just gets away with insane shit because she’s hot. Gonna email her the proof anyway but if she doesn’t apologize and promise to start trusting me I’m done

>>7695083

Get out while you're ahead. Trust me, problems like that don't get better with time. Send her the proof and then tell her that she's right, it's over.

>>7695083
Wtf? She sounds like a crazy bitch. Hope you're just pump and dumping her.

met my someday to be fiance in grad school. we both pull in over 6 figures (no larp), so a good "investment" in that way but also in terms of making me a better person. she's smart, hardworking, likes gaming and going to shows, etc. still have to deal with some of the typical female shit but it's worth it. i had been screwing around for years with randoms and had pretty much resigned to MGTOW until i met her and got to know her more. you have to REALLY get to know the woman before you settle up, understand the dealbreakers she has, weird habits etc. there are decent women out there (I'm in the US) but there are also a shit ton of crazies or just straight up leeches. be patient and don't marry the first chick you click with. godspeed

>>7695083
OP - this example makes me think of one other thing. once you are making decent money - EVEN IF THINGS are great, spend a couple hundred bucks a month in couples counseling with your girl. you and your woman have all kinds of baggage from your fucked up childhoods and addresing them with a professional will help you avoid issues down the road. like the example above where the dude worked OT. my counselor would be able to get to the bottom of that shit in 15 min. 95% of people out there think they have nothing wrong and won't admit the use counseling could be for them and would rather just have blow up fights over trivial shit.

>>7695275
>couple counseling on a 2 month relationship

Lol

>>7686194
>first post isn't a sniff post

dead board

>>7695193
What would you say are some serious deal breakers in a relationship?

>>7695324

yea in this one i'd gtfo she crazy... but point still stands if you have been with the girl at least a year you should make the investment

>>7695435
>>7695275
yeah I also wonder what you guys consider dealbreakers.

>>7695435

different for everyone, but for us we talked about religion (neither one of us religious, if she was going to try to force me or kids into church im out), how many/if any kids (some chicks want to pump them out and will pressure you), the role her family plays (some chicks' dream is to buy a house half a mile from mom and dad and settle down - fuck no not for me), some chicks want to live oNLY in a certain city (not for me, want flexibility), who's career takes precedence (correct answer for me is we roll with the punches and support each other)... other things, is she going to get pissy about me gaming and try and shame me for it, same with watching sports/going to sporting events, basically any hobby is she going to try and cockblock because she doesn't approve... college/lifelong friends - is she going to get jealous and try and limit my ability to kick it with the boyz... the list goes on and on. the point is don't settle, but at the same time you gotta be willing to meet in the middle on some stuff

>>7686194
Wow she's so beautiful, attractive and sexy that I have tears in my eyes right now

>>7695168
>>7695168
>>7695168
>>7695168
listen to this guy he knows what hes doing

sorry bro

>>7694596

>>7695168
>this

except dont send her the proof
just get the fuck or youll be so fucking miserable
get out while you can bro

>>7695605
Best approach to gaming and hobbies is to have an agreed upon time that you can immerse in it. My cousin made a deal with his wife that Wednesday is gaming night and he’s not to be bothered.

>>7691515
>>>>>dat filename
BOI
THE FBI COMING FOR U

>>7689502
Are you me?

>>7686291

>pays a wamen to sit around the house all day while your assets shrivel and die, like your dick.

>not a cuck.

kek.

>>7686336

god damnit that gif.

I'm done.

>>7686291
this joke got old years ago. Find a new meme.
>>7686250
Cars and women tend to be consumption goods not investments. I like both but if you buy into them as an investment you are retarded. Though I agree too many people obsess with making money rather than utility maximization.

>>7691139
>I'd observed the way she reacted to me in class throughout semester and didn't think she'd say no to a coffee after class. She sucked my dick that day
Chadanon, what's the secret?
Do you know how to find the slutty girls?
Do you turn otherwise upright girls slutty?
Are all girls sluts?
I'm not a big fan of casual sex, but what is it that you do?

>>7696629

He was good looking. There is no secret to attracting women

>>7688981
who is the bitch on the left?

>>7686475
Can someone make a MAGA Tycoon game where you build America up and make it great again?

>>7690080

>image
My sides

>>7695540
any evidence of browsing 4chan

>>7686194
>*SNIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*