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>was a wagecuck at a big insurance company
>went on stress leave
>have been claiming $2000/month on group insurance coverage that I paid into for 2 years, and been drawing it out as long as possible
>they phone me today and tell me my short term disability is now over
>oh shit no more free money
>"....but you are now approved for longterm disability and will receive $2100/month"
>"we have booked you 12 sessions with a therapist, get well soon, we will check back in April, we just want you to be able to return to work"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ANYONE ELSE WINNING HERE?

I have massive holdings in crypto and now I get to keep holding comfy with free money coming in, my plan is working so well. I have been on leave since October 2017. Best thing is the group insurance and the insurance company HR department don't communicate, it's all confidential and I've already quit the wageslave job but can keep my claim open for as long as I can keep bullshitting therapists.

So fucking easy

More WINNING stories boys

>> No.7652310

This is why you don't hire niggers

>> No.7652370
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>>7652310
>mfw white as fuck

you..you're not jealous...are you anon-kun?

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>>7652203
Nice hustle bro

>> No.7652489

aw man i wish i was mentally ill

>> No.7652536
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>>7652489
>aw man i'm jealous as fuck

Ahahah yeah (((stress))) leave

>> No.7652574

>>7652203
$3,250 untaxed/month

>> No.7652590
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>>7652574
What's your hustle bro?

That's juicy

>> No.7652601

>>7652574
5 years in

>> No.7652627

>>7652590
VA disability
There are so many satillite benefits that go along with it too. It's endless

>> No.7652630

>>7652536
>jealous of being a non-working human
yeah...wish i could give up my $200k/year work from home job and be you. got me pegged.. master race dude

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>>7652627
Nice man that's a gravy train

I'm sad because mine will eventually run out soon, probably by June. But it's all good.

>>7652630
>implying I'm not going to start a business with my crypto gains
>implying I haven't already begun developing a variety of passive income streams as well

Oh then wagie have fun with $200K/yr I will be making more than you very quickly

>> No.7652728

>>7652687
>I will be making more than you very quickly
that would be quite the feat, considering how your brain doesn't work right

>> No.7652746

>>7652203
So you make 500$ net a week.
That's like if you had a 16$/h job or something. Nigga you ain't rich

>> No.7652754

>>7652203
Let me guess, you're a /sipboi/ who sipped too much and had a break down?

Either way its good someone is fucking the system well done anon.

>> No.7652760

>>7652203
Doesn't it bug you that you'll always be a beta?

>> No.7652779

>>7652728
Clearly it is you whose brain is not functioning properly if you think he is in a bad place in life. Now Steve from accounting was looking for you so best go see what he wants wagecuck.

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>>7652728
read my OP again you dumb nigger, gaming the system is the smartest thing you can do, I don't need the wageslave job anymore, I planned this shit out months ahead.

>>7652746
again learn to read fuckboi
the free money is just my exit scam from wageslaving

>>7652760
You seem upset anon, are you projecting on Valentines day? I know it's tough lil buddy but hang in there :^)

>> No.7652898

>>7652779
another mentally ill person attempting to defend his honor. sad. you deserve empathy.

>>7652839
yes, i'm sure it was all lies that drove you to seek professional help for your disorder.

>> No.7652902

>>7652728
>>7652687
Congrats on your job I guess, but it's kinda stupid to say that OP can't be successful because of these benefits. Disability benefits are best used for people like OP who aren't going to just sit on their ass and suck the tit. At least he has ambition and plans to diversify his income with a business once he makes decent crypto gains. Your mind limits you

>> No.7652919

>>7652902
which disability do you have friend?

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7652946

Fuck yeah dude same situation here and it makes all of my friends and family so fucking triggered.

>be veteran in college
>GI bill pays me 2k a month just for being in school tuition free
>also get paid 600 a month in VA disability
>part time wage cuck in sales
>”hurt my back” and go on leave just like you
>mfw 2300 a month
>mfw i also get financial aid which is 2k to be spread over three months
>mfw I bought 48 LTC during the dip

I am so fucking comfy right now.

I literally step on campus twice a week and play video games all the god damn time and make more than what some people make working over 40 hours a week.

Stay being cucked, fags. Working the system is a CRUCIAL part of life.

>pic related: wage cucks

>> No.7652961

>>7652203
Woa, it's so cool how you are using the system that is set in place to help those in need. Maybe you can also start going to food and clothing donation places and

>> No.7652981

>>7652919
Does it even matter? You're just going to tell me that my disability diagnosis will prevent me from being successful

>> No.7653048

>>7652946
Gotta love that GI bill brother. I take classes in NYC and it Raises my VA income to 7.5k/month when I'm full-time.

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>>7652946
Dude FUCK YES, amazing hustle bro I love it.

Keep up the good shit.

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>>7652203
>work shit tier job. 14.00 an hour. >Literally anyone with 100 iq can be a supervisor or better
>wtf would I want that responsibility for 1 extra dollar an hour?
>scheduled 40 hours a week
>do maybe 5 hours of actual work
>only have to be here 32 hours due to deal with co worker.
>Watch tv, smoke weed, fuck my side piece in the clock.

My conworkers are mostly African immigrants, easy to manipulate, but also that speaks to the level of this job. I’m getting my bills paid, doing pretty well in crypto, and will continue to do this (been at it 5 years) until I have enough to retire in my 40s.
>Feelsgoodman

>> No.7653235

>>7652687
What kind of business do you plan on starting and how much startup capital do you need?

>> No.7653371

>>7652839
Claiming fake sickness to avoid getting bullied by alphas at work? Kek.

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>>7653371
Yup projection

>>7653235
already have 15 mining rigs set up in my garage that are bringing in $2500/month as well but I am just holding everything I get from them for now, again why this disability is great to give me more time to accumulate

>> No.7653612

>>7653048
This shits great. I’m getting my degree in June so unfortunately I have to re-adjust some things to make up for the lost BAH, but I’ll manage. Might just try to get more VA disability, like 100 percent, because it’s about 3k a month.

>>7653090
And yeah man good shit on you too. It’s highly frowned upon and some of my coworkers and managers resent me, but I don’t give a shit. I’m literally gonna ride this out until I graduate and then some, so I can travel the world for a bit

>> No.7653705

Is this a shill to join the army?

>> No.7653747

>>7652203
Enjoy getting fired the first time you make a typo in an email after you go back.

>> No.7653762

>>7653747
do you think he'll go back lol

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>>7653747
>after you go back

HOLY SHIT, these wagies are having way too much fun on their lunch breaks, they can't even fucking read the thread. Guess they don't have the time when they only get 10 minutes of rest

>going back

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, ONLY YOU WILL BE GOING BACK WAGIE, EVERYDAY 9-5. ENJOY YOUR SLAVERY HAHAHAHAH

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WHY IS NO ONE PAYING ME $2k/MONTH TO DO NOTHING

>> No.7653820

>>7653612
If you have at least 1 day left on your GI-bill and above 10%sc you can get approved for Voc-rehab which extends your GI bill months until the end of the education program. If you have a rating of 60% of one disability, or 40% in two disabilities, you can get Unemployability Compensation (UC) putting you effectively at the 100% pay and benefit rating. You have to check in annually saying you don't have a job (don't fuck around with lying about this, they'll catch you).

>> No.7653843

>>7653799
fucking ruthless kek

>> No.7653911
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7653911

man you wagecucks are really something
and no i'm not talking about the guys still working, but those of you who think going on medical leave and playing sociopathic games is enough to make you part of the glorious neet master race
the neet doesn't play childish games like these, he's too busy expanding his mind and fucking wagie's gf
the neet was in bitcoin in 2011 and in ethereum in 2016, and remains comfy without answering to anyone
the neet does not trade his pride for pathetic government bucks
do not use pepes ever again, a wagecuck flipping burgers has more rights to the memes than you do
this is your final warning before smimem intervenes

>> No.7653973

>>7652946
>about to go into Army
>debt free life right now
>can handle the stress and physical shit that comes with job
>2 months of basic and 4 months of non-combas MOS AIT in AZ will just be free money just for working out and sitting at a desk
>food, medical, housing, etc all paid for with nothing to worry about
>told how easy "relaxin Jackson" is,
>wake up, just do as told, sleep, rinse and repeat
>Just 4 years of this
Gonna be pretty comfy

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Great job OP, fuck the wagies. They deserve to die

>> No.7654136

>>7653911
What about someone who never even applied for disability then? After two years of military training I got screened before going to a duty station because I had a "physical liability" for being stationed over seas. Got medically discharged and then two years later was mandated to go to a disability review hearing. I thought they were just going to take away my benefits, but they ended up giving me way more. Nah dude, I don't feel guilty about any of this. And others on disability shouldn't feel guilty either. These programs are set in place to get people back on their feet, and even if someone like OP feels like they are gaming the system, they most likely truly aren't. There has to be real evidence that you have an issue or you won't get shit.

>> No.7654212

>>7654136
If someone REALLY read my OP they would see that I have been paying into the group insurance program for 2 years. By all means my dudes take advantage of these programs, you are most likely more than entitled to the benefits provided.

>> No.7654387

>>7654212
comfy thread, OP. You will make it

>> No.7654481

>>7654387
Cheers brother, your hustle is the real MVP my shit ain’t gonna last

>> No.7654586

>>7652370
lol drumpfkin, wakecuck, boomer cuck, muh hard work pays off good goy cuck.

>> No.7654588

>>7653973
>just do as told
anon I...

>> No.7654648

>>7653973
Sorry anon but actually being in the military is just as bad as wagecucking.

Hate to break it to you but being in doesn’t mean “free money” until you’re actually out.

You’re gonna work your fucking ass off

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I work 5 days a month for 6 hours, pick up social security + rent from the society. Just browse the internet all day, fap and go to the gym. Hope to make it big in crypto in couple years so i can stop working and just chill.

>> No.7654919

mass genocide when ?

>> No.7654935

>>7654919
Mass genocide for wagies

>> No.7654945

>>Student
>>1200$ a month government aid
>>5000$ a year in scholarship
>> sold drugs for extra income
>>10k in crypto
>>got my masters last month

What now? To wagecuck or not to wagecuck?

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>mfw karma hits everyone in different ways
>OP's crypto gains could all get hacked, lost, stolen, etc.
>a person from his workplace could see this thread and report him causing his old workplace to sue him causing him to lose 90% of his crypto bucks and send him into an actual depression but he will no longer be qualified for the very program he needs help from

And I'm talking karma from gaining the system. Feeling the need to brag about it to random strangers on the Internet literally NEVER goes well.

>> No.7655169

If I ever get rich I wish I still talked to normies cause I would love to diss on them while waving my money in their faces

>> No.7655944

>>7655151
>>>/x/

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>>7655151
HO-KAY NARUTO

HIIIII-YA!!!

>> No.7656166

Im neet and gets my own apartment issued from the goverment and they pay my rent, electricity and medical bills. Also get about 400 bucks for food each month, quite comfy but trying to figure out how much more i can get.