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7632302 No.7632302[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Guys,

This morning, I did one of my greener poops of the last 8 months. It wasn't just "greenish" in color or a shade of green--it was full green, meaning the market will have a STRONG bull run VERY soon.

To give you an idea, the last time a did a poop this green purity, the market almost doubled overnight.

In contrast, I've had bright red (fresh blood) poops just subsequent to the last two big crashes.

(Obviously, green = positive for market, red = negative for market, regular brown = stable market)

I just put all the money I have left into FUN and Tron, as I believe they will be the biggest gainers.

I'm also putting a lot into Verge, because I believe in the tech.

>> No.7632340

Change your diet anon.

>> No.7632359

>>7632302
>tfw this has as much validity as TA

>> No.7632382

>>7632340
Fucking faggot noncoiner suck on my dense, firm shit log

>> No.7632389

>>7632359
kek

>> No.7632409

>>7632359
DO NOT USE GREEN TEXT IN THIS THREAD

>> No.7632425

>>7632409

kek

>> No.7632429

>>7632302
lmfao ily
>>7632359
uessss

>> No.7632455

>>7632302
thanks just bought 100k shitcoins

>> No.7632473
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7632473

im fucking eating

>> No.7632516

Is this a smellycoin Sci op?

>> No.7632540

>>7632302
what does it mean when it has corn in it

>> No.7632562
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>>7632302
>the absolute state

>> No.7632597

>>7632302
even more impressive than the size and color is how you seemed to have cut it off. like your sphincter has a blade attachment

>> No.7632602

>literal shitpost

>> No.7632634
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>>7632302
my pee was green today, doctor said it's kidney disease and that I should stop doing drugs but I'm bullish

>> No.7632636
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Price of bitcoin just went up 30 dollars i think OP is right, BUY BUY BUY

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7632639

>>7632302
also:
>I just put all the money I have left into FUN and Tron, as I believe they will be the biggest gainers.
>I'm also putting a lot into Verge, because I believe in the tech.
you have bigger problems than your poop OP

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7632644

>>7632473
Ugh. Just did another poop and it is *not* green purity, guys.

Greenish hue but it's deceiving because the urine is tainting the water.

It's got a good S shape, but pretty sleek and medium brown. Not girthy or heavy. Definitely not green enough.

THANKS YOU FUCK GODDAM KEKFUCKSHITS WHO FUCKING DID GREEN TEXT ON THIS THREAD AHHH FUCK

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7632649

Is this the state of /biz/ nowadays?

>> No.7632670

>>7632649
brap

>> No.7632676

>>7632597
Thank you.

>> No.7632702

>>7632602
DONT POST GREEN TEXTS AHH FUCK GODDAMIT READ WHAT I SAID ON THE THREEEEEEEEEEAD

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7632849

>>7632649
>nowadays

>> No.7632851

>>7632639
If I pass a *sizable* and weighty pure green type 2 Bristol this week, we may see a new ATH by March 1.

Remember, this is a volatile market and my poops vary often. Only invest what you can afford to lose.

>> No.7632916

test

>> No.7632947

>>7632649
Fuck you stupid bitch

>> No.7633009

Why are Australians allowed to breath?

>> No.7633060

>>7632851
do Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, mushy or GTFO

>> No.7633075

doing a poo lads

will keep you updated

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7633133

>>7632302
>we use literal shits to forecast prices now
You of all people should know that shit is worthless without a healthy balance sheet and free cash flow

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>>7633133
you buy when poo is in the streets (or in this case mystery loo). even if it's green

t. the Pajeet of PooStreet

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>>7632302
can you just not post your, or anyone else's fucking bowel movements on /biz/
jesus christ, have SOME FUCKING INTEGRITY, you fucking pajeet
inb4 "keeps the normies out"; IT KEEPS ANYONE AND EVERYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAINSTEM OUT, YOU SHIT-COATED AUTISTIC FECES-BRAINED DIPSHART
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO CALL YOU OUT FOR BEING THE HUMAN TOILET THAT YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE, GO TO FUCKING IMAGEFAP AND CAPTIONWHORE YOURSELF OUT TO THE DROVES OF ILLITERATE PAJEETS AND RAGING BRAINLETS WHO ARE LOOKING FOR THE NEXT BITCH-TITTED MIDDLE-AGED MAN IN A PINK CHINESE CHILDREN'S TUTU TO JERK THEIR DEFORMED ORANGE COCKS TO
GET THE FUCK OFF OF /BIZ/
MODS, IF IT'S YOUR JOB TO REMOVE *TITS* BUT NOT *FUCKING THIS*, THEN HOLY FUCK CHANGE THE RULES

>> No.7633637

Fucking pajeets OMG.

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>>7633600
>can you just not post your, or anyone else's fucking bowel movements on /biz/
jesus christ, have SOME FUCKING INTEGRITY, you fucking pajeet
inb4 "keeps the normies out"; IT KEEPS ANYONE AND EVERYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAINSTEM OUT, YOU SHIT-COATED AUTISTIC FECES-BRAINED DIPSHART
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO CALL YOU OUT FOR BEING THE HUMAN TOILET THAT YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE, GO TO FUCKING IMAGEFAP AND CAPTIONWHORE YOURSELF OUT TO THE DROVES OF ILLITERATE PAJEETS AND RAGING BRAINLETS WHO ARE LOOKING FOR THE NEXT BITCH-TITTED MIDDLE-AGED MAN IN A PINK CHINESE CHILDREN'S TUTU TO JERK THEIR DEFORMED ORANGE COCKS TO
GET THE FUCK OFF OF /BIZ/
MODS, IF IT'S YOUR JOB TO REMOVE *TITS* BUT NOT *FUCKING THIS*, THEN HOLY FUCK CHANGE THE RULES

>> No.7633697

>>7633600
dont give the shitposters any ideas you fuckin retard we have them pacified with braps and sminems

>> No.7633709

>>7633600
based

>> No.7633723

>>7633682
whelp I fucked that pasta up. off to have a poop now and some sleep.

>> No.7633854

KEK get a load of these fucking freshcunts that have never seen poo posting

kek

KEK

K-E-K

>> No.7633907

You put wrong coin i have to put LTC it is mooning

>> No.7633995

>>7632644
Hmm. I don't like that color. Brown is usually bad.

Shit S to spit on Bitcoin grave

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>>7633854
top fucking poo post
looks like wheat grass faggot
r u vegan LOL
jk love

>> No.7634288

jesus FUCKING CHRIST MODS EVERY TIME SOMEONE LOOKS IN THE CATALOG, THERE'S A BIG FAT PICTURE OF SOME MISFIRE'S TOILET BOWL WITH HIS FUCKING DISEASED, PARASITE-INFESTED SHIT IN IT
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT GROTESQUE NSFW CONTENT
IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING QUALITY POST—AS IF IT NEEDS TO BE STATED
DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS

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7634300

>stool is red again
MOMMY NO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.7634353

Stop eating so much gas station food