/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Decrypting Cryptocurrencies:

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You got my attention.

>>7622323
>decrypting cryptocurrecies
christ, fat worthless corp types are so shit

Go on...

>>7622393

Pro: Security enhanced
Con: Security breaches

Okay

Cheers OP

>>7622399
check

BUY JPMC

>>7622323
They called BTC to drop sub $5k at the end.

Are you ready for the best part? Get your money ready....There is a list of recommended projects...it doesn't show all of them but at least the top.

>>7622323

Where can we find the full report?

>If a cryptocurrency can maintain a stable value, then it could more readily function as money. If this is achieved, then one can consider whether it could compete with traditional currencies.

Use the dollar goys. Its the one and only true currency goys

These people are really short sighted...

>>7622766
Go on

JPM says buy NULS they ain't so dumb after all.

>>7622821
upload page 9-80 plz.

>>7622491
How old is this? it doesn't have the recent SEC meeting

>>7622364
>those first two bullet points under Challenges

oh nonononononono

>>7622766
>>7622821
>recomended examples?

>>7622766
and this is where i call fake and where the biased pajeet shilling starts

>>7622821
>Neo
>Nuls
>INS

ayy lmao, nice try

>>7622885
9th february..
.>>7622870
Nuls is 3rd gen their test net is about to launch...

>>7622928
kek pajeets can't count higher than 8 on page numbers. fucking idiots.

This report is few days old by now.

It also contains this graph.

Guess which coin I all in'd after reading it?

>>7622821
Why is half the page black?

>>7622976
BCC?

>>7622982
Don't know..it is also black in the pdf...I think there most be more.

>>7622323
>Smartcontracts.com, an industry leader in oracle technology

HOLY SHIT

>>7622982
BLACKED

>>7623000
Shit, anon, I'm at work!

>>7622983
>LE FUTURESSSSSSSSSSSS

fuck off jews

>>7622467
>i-if you only held 1% crypto y-you wouldn't have made anything it's not a good investment goy

>>7622821
Hi john hughes.

>>7622323
Why aren't you linking us to the whole PDF? it makes you sketchy OP as if you photoshopped the whole thing.

>>7622530
can have both but in different sectors

John Hughes
https://www.linkedin.com/in/john-hughes-54091210/

Might be legit

>>7622976
>banks shilling for their shitcoin

literally nobody is surprised
Ripple gives banks billions of xrp just to make them look at it.

shit nigga nuls or matrix ai for march

what do I doo

>>7622943
> gonna go HAM!

Bought 100k

>>7623202

And why would you go against the banks and normies? You guys are aware your whitepapers and shieet will always be overshadowed by normie hype, and XRP is one of the shitcoins that will actually be used and it's not vaporware like Verge and TRX which are also normie magnet.

Jagajeet Pahal Morgan

>>7622821
nice shoop

>>7623156

THIS! RIGHT HERE !!!

If it's legit, that John Hughes guy is screwed anyway.
If it's not, John Hughes is still screwed.

You aren't his GF's Ex, by any chance? If so, this would be a genius plot...

>Doesn't upload the whole pdf
>only gives us carefully selected pages

OP is douchebag of the month.

>>7623316
There are many references to this 71 page document
>Decrypting Cryptocurrencies: Technology, Application, and Challenges
Many of the articles appear to be copypasta from a news feed.
None of them are providing the document.

This feels like a campaign.

>>7622357
i think these brainlets mean decrypting as deobfuscating

>>7623304
>>7623202
>>7623156
Got it from a friend...promised not to share it as pdf...

Pretty much tells us nothing we don't already know. How about some nudes of some JP Morgan secretaries? That would be more helpful.

>>7623351
>>7623316

>>7622491
>FUD.jpg

>>7622821
This one is bs

JPMC #OCCUPYBLOKCHAIN

>>7622821
all in NULS

>>7622821
>not even the same font

Fucking pajeets man

>>7623444
I would wait until may and fomo in at 40$...the biz way

>>7623361

Oh, well that makes perfect sense.

NOT

Two women wrote this? Nice, I'm all in too.

>>7623361
K
Open it in word and then save it, then share it.

Gonna share the pdf without the blackbox for 1 eth...

If you guys think that the Global Head of Research in JP Morgan is going to write some pdf like this you're all 15 year olds with no work experience.

Those people that OP chose to put in the images are waaaay too high profile to be doing this kind of work.

>>7623000
Hey hey hey

>>7623519
A minute ago you didn't know why there was a black box and now you can share it without the box?

Post your ETH address.

>>7623548
They oversaw the research. That's why there's a reference to slide 27 on analysts to contact.

>>7623570
That page is fake

>>7623570
0xEDC9A4d5E66b73972e2fAF114a4a9C92932d9205

SEND ME 1 ETH

>>7623361
You are already sharing it to us though? You already broke the promise dude.

http://satoshibox.com/i46dfn4sygpazo4kn8uq35da/edit?key=fhzwmxm77kfiasqakk2s645f

:^) Gotta be a Jew sometimes lads

>>7623372
yeah, it basically shows what the Boomers at JPM think about crypto.
4Chan has more knowledge of the crypto market then they will ever have.

>>7623570
>>7623570

He uses the same X-RAY technique that makes girls tits visible in Bikini-pix. It's an algo in Photoshop. Legit as shit.

ask /b

>>7622530
Security enhanced: no one can spend your money without your private key
Security Breaches: anyone can spend your money if they get your private key

>>7623615

>>7623690
what a hater

http://satoshibox.com/hjomborausz7s7dunzmyjymb

:^) some moon potentials on page 81

Hey guys, I'm going to send John Huges an email with an archive of this thread if OP does not give us the whole PDF. I will report him to his boss and tell them that he just broke his NDA. GIVE US THE FUCKING PDF in 1 hour or I do it bitch.

>>7623424
Literally WHO

>>7623712
i aint clickin that shit nigga

>>7623570
OP is unironically a faggot.
I'll locate this fucking pdf and share it ASAP.
Give me a few minutes.
Fuck you, OP.

>>7623712
AHHHHHHH MY LINK IS GONE!!!!!

>>7622821
nice larp

>>7623761
godspeed anon

>>7623761
how are you gonna do that, though

>>7622821
looking at the report rn and can confirm this is a bullshit shop.
>bitcoin cash
sir did you really think you could get that by us sir

>>7622976
>Source: Ripple website

XLM is faster and cheaper

>>7623519
Today OP was almost not a faggot

>>7623717
I changed my mind, I'm sending the email in the next 10 minutes. OP You just ended someones career over this.

>>7623372
Nothing interesting in the document itself. What’s interesting is that it reads like someone said “tell me what the fuck this crypto shit is all about and how it affects our business”.

The real list is cool

ill post the whole thing rn for free just give me 1 sec

GIB THE WHOLE OF PAGE 81

>>7623915
Lol, found my favorite asset there <3 cheers

>>7623915
>doesn't censor the guy's name
>censors all the information

>>7623915
ARK I knew it!
Thank based Manning for this document.

>>7623915
Oh, and those bottom three are ones JP Morgan have invested in from the ones above ;^)

>>7623915
Is that VEN I see? So CCK was right after all..

Guys this is a scam.
This >>7623915 guy is actually OP under a new ID.

and here >>7623712 he intentionally blurred out the information so that he could make loads of money from people who FOMO from the report. It's all a scam to get you to give your BTC to him. The PDF he uploaded on satoshibox isn't even the real thing, he just made a generic pdf and renamed it to scam you out of your money.

You all been warned, it's just some trick to get you to impulse spend your BTC.

https://lookaside.fbsbx.com/file/JPM%20-%20Decrypting%20Cryptocurrencies.pdf?token=AWx7lSXAP3Mh12OZViCqE64XdKbx3luupebGZUDCJqfbFRQHR-rlMYuc3mbjrl71TN9AceM5X3f9gSDvznUH7o3xdMCIZKRJOztkOpitbcK-a4bezz4OjFg9MYMId2Us-TrwxZOHFjlHptgS_y3VnVnm

>>7624003
why do i see only blurr?
brainlet here

https://expirebox.com/download/443d50265af902453ab6cf639ff94785.html

op decided not to be a pajeet fag and beat me to it >>7623921

>>7624044
https://satoshibox.com/hjomborausz7s7dunzmyjymb

GATED access nigga

Wonder why a few coins are mooning like shit today?

You could wait until it's leaked for free of course, then you'll be battling normies and ledditors to the cheap coins

>>7624044
You don't have a 4chan gold account

>>7624060
This is the pdf

>>7624060
>>7624120
Download button is not working though.

>>7622323
I have the report and it does call out a few crypto. It starts by calling out top 10 coins by market cap then Ripple and ETH then back to bitcoin. 31 pages of next to nothing but calling btc to drop to 4700.

>>7624120
contains 4 different viruses

lol found the file on some russian site, thanks for the filename

>>7623351
I agree that this smells fishy.
Can't immediately see a reason for this though.
Certainly has me thinking, though.
A quick Google search for "decrypting cryptocurrencies: Technology, Application, and Challenges" resulted in quite a few results all posted in the last ~24hours.
All of the articles appear to be written based on a newsfeed. The articles are all cross-linking one another.
>The links are below, and how they're linked will be below that.
https://www.financemagnates.com/cryptocurrency/news/jp-morgan-finally-warming-bitcoin/
https://www.ccn.com/jpmorgan-crypto-unlikely-to-disappear-btc-price-could-lose-50/
https://www.fxstreet.com/news/bitcoin-price-analysis-btc-usd-holds-ground-as-traders-are-impressed-by-jp-morgans-bitcoin-bible-201802130329
https://crypto-lines.com/2018/02/13/cryptos-are-unlikely-to-disappear/
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/jpmorgans-bitcoin-bible-crypto-unlikely-to-disappear-2018-02-12
https://www.coindesk.com/jpmorgan-report-crypto-one-day-help-diversify-portfolios/


>financemagnates-linksto-nowhere. Doesn't share sauce.
>fxstreet--linksto--nowhere. Doesn't share sauce.
>CNN--linksto--financemagnates
>crypto-lines--linksto--MarketWatch
>coindesk--linksto--JP Morgan Global Research. This is a dead end.

>>7623809
>>7623815
I've emailed the 'journalists' that wrote the articles.
I'll provide link once I have it.

>>7622982
It's American

>>7624060
>uses sketchy site
>>7624193
>does not provide source

Waiting for the based anon to upload it normallyl.

>>7624193
It is on fb...

>>7622798

Why do you think JPM knows stuff about crypto? Just hang out in the discords of promising coins, thats the tip of the spear

>>7624120
Trojan back door key logger detected

>>7622323
Also look at the authors of this pdf

2 women
Enough said

thanks again op

>>7623030
.....fuck off, i need this shit to dump, still need time to accumulate to climb in ranks

>>7622323
>goyim! you're doing crypto wrong! here, let (((us))) help

>>7624212
bless your tripfag heart

http://satoshibox.com/hjomborausz7s7dunzmyjymb


Freebie for you poorfags - Link won't be going down once this hits the normies

>>7624376
I'm not paying you, Rakesh

>>7624344
fuck you, too fellow southerner.

>>7623269
Because there's no profit to be made on xrp unless you manage to time the market perfectly.

Ripple (the company) and financial institutions have billions of XRP that they plan to dump on 'investors'. A pump and dump scheme. It's a fool's game to buy it. They are shilling XRP because they are the ones selling it.

If you like playing with PnDs go ahead.

>>7624441
Delete this FUDDing. Ripplecoin good coin dears.

>>7624403
Then buy Link instead.

All the warning signs right here for days.

Enormous volume today now this is leaking.

Still another 2 coins on there pumping, but LINK is a freebie for poorfags like you that can only spout "pajeet" at everyone.

Don't regret too hard if you don't have Link

>>7624539
Not a freebee you fucking shitstain. It can be found for free elsewhere.
Document gives a broad overview.
Link is not listed you bell end which is why it is falling after today's p and d.

>>7624662
Link me for free then.

It's confidential dumbass.

Believe what you like - it's honestly painful to give someone free advice to make them rich, and they just laugh it off.

Enjoy being a poor pajeet

>not cropping out your buddy's name watermark
pretty fuggin rude m8

Every single person in this thread is now "insider" in the eyes of SEC, when it comes to massive moons you could get from that document. Cheers!

>>7624539
Rakesh, you gotta try harder to earn your rupees

this is obviously fake, there still hasn't been a non phishing/scam link posted in this thread

>>7624982
if you used your brain you would already have that document and more

>>7625007
Precisely.

>>7625007

Help us we're dumb

>>7624982
/kys

>>7623915
>>7624091
holy fuck LINK is there isnt it

>>7623424

>>7625216
The only honest post in this thread

Their coming for us boys.

>>7624982

JFY this pic is pulled out of the ass >>762391

could some anon please give me a little hint on where i could find it?

JFY this pic is pulled out of the ass >>7622821

The report itself is meh. They have "meme lines" in the end, btw.

>>7623823
Stellar need to get their marketing game on point, like Ripple.

>>7624021
Nice Phishing

>>7623712
>>7624376
nice sha nigga bra

JFYI this pic is pulled out of the ass >>7622821

The report itself is meh. They have "meme lines" in the end, btw.

there is no page 81 by the way

>>7625413
>>7625463
>>7625496
pls post a 4th attempt

why won't you fags put a link to the actual report? (not paywalled or facebookwalled)

>>7625418
>>7625575
Use the clues in this thread, faggots

protip: it's not the pajeet link

>>7625575
find it yourself

Found it

satoshibox.com/n66wg42crzkmz7ps5dc6xzti

>>7625656
>69mb

>>7625496
Okay where is it

>>7625656
>satoshibox.com/n66wg42crzkmz7ps5dc6xzti
Bad link! Downloaded, nothing but 70mb of meme pictures in a pdf

>>7625656
>>7517760

>>7625496
I told you >>7623609

>>7622323
>>7622821
>>7623403
>>7623915
>>7624798
OP was Pajeet Faggot, there is no page 81.

Beware of Faggot

This is the real PDF

https://www.anonfiles.cc/file/4b6157203623fa42813c6734e37efe46

>>7622821
fake as shit, im watching the doc now

>>7625007
>>7625064
Why don't you both tell us about your periods, too?

>>7624798
FYI I just reached out to an old coworker from JPM to get this report but won't be giving it to you faggots.

BTW all you fucking idiots, you can't just email the author and receive this. These reports are confidential and not suppose to be released to anyone outside JPM. Any employee who has access and tries to download/print it - there name would get watermarked on to it.

>>7625791
>https://www.anonfiles.cc/file/4b6157203623fa42813c6734e37efe46
real

Where the fuck is it, you cunts are meant to help anons out, not be vague cunts

>>7625791
NO MY LINKIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7625791
Danke. Post your ETH address I want to tip you

both files in one:
https://satoshibox.com/n8pa7cp3mzkshw33pxkctc26

>hurr find it urself

Fucks sake man, just post it so I can read it later.

>>7622976
I hope you guys that making things cheaper and more efficient doesn't mean you should put your money into it. Its like investing in a computer. They always come out with a faster one. Its a big waste of money.

The mere fact that people weren't able to deduce where to find the report from the clues ITT and are actually clicking pajeet links says a lot

BTW, they're predicting 4k for BTC

>>7625791
Isn't it supposed to be 71 pages?

>>7625895
you can find that PDF here:
it's the second one
https://satoshibox.com/n8pa7cp3mzkshw33pxkctc26

>>7625860
0xEA55f55E0C21Acce144ecD709951F8De435A99C3

Thanks :)

>>7625916
Not paying 100 dollars for a meme booklet fuill of pink wojacks

>>7625959
kill yourself

>>7625895
And there is no page 81

>>7625959
Check the id

>>7625969
suit yourself :)

>>7626045
My ID changed because of mobile network.
I got those PDF from Telegram group.
I don't care anyways if he not sent me ETH..

>>7624212
this is a typical internal training document, it seams very reasonable and rational, cryptocurrencies is a thing and they need to consider everything as mature investor all new technologies are potential investment or new tools or devices whatever. point is this is a normal thing and doesn't mean shit. It was the same thing wiht emails, they had these workshops took years, people complained about all kinds of shit.
Just think about, this is still early, the volatility is normal too, every new currency goes through this.

>>7626052
>chart showing ripple as the fastest and cheapest crypto
>source: ripple website

>>7625876
Long term? Sure.

But, XRP is going to make a shitload of money during the spring bull run. I easily see it as one of the best performing coins.

>>7626127
this.

>>7626052
>Tateo Jager
Literally who

>>7624212
Fucking uneducated faggots think JPM releases douments to brainlets who email them.

All you faggots can continue to shine my shoes and eat shit with your low tier jobs hahaha

>>7626097
Do you have the whole thing or just the first half? I'd be happy to tip you.

>>7626272
the document he posted is the entire thing, there is a proper 71 page report though which you can find here, it's the second one: https://satoshibox.com/n8pa7cp3mzkshw33pxkctc26

>>7622323
Look guys, greater transparancy, exactly what we wanted!

>>7626052

Why not share it? It's exactly what JP Morgan doesn't want and also benefits me at no cost to you.

>>7626330
i put in effort to find it, and i think it's worth the low price anyway

>>7626313
>>7626345

FYI, everyone, this faggot is bullshitting you.

Okay, faggots, stop clicking pajeet links. You were too dumb to actually read the thread and find the clues, but here's the link. A real one. I'm sparing you.

>>7625791
>>7625791
>>7625791
>>7625791
>>7625791
>>7625791

>>7626420
Fake

>>7626354
lol give me a page number and i'll screenshot it

>>7626453

Screenshot the very last page

>>7626420

This is the presentation deck not the full report

>>7626453
Please screen shot pages 31-72

Where's the rest of it?

>>7626420
there were literally no hints. I tried searching file names and text excerpts and nothing came up. What were these so called hints for next time now that a kind anon has uploaded the document

>>7626480
There's no "full report". OP's screenshots are from that pdf.

>>7626526

That doc is only 31 pages the full is 71

>>7626492
page 31 is the last page of the presentation, the report has 71 pages.
>>7626475

>>7626453
Screenshot page 69 51 and the last page

>>7626516
There was a hint, though. OP accidentally showed the file name. You should have put it in double quotes in Google and you'd get the link on some Russian website. An anon literally mentioned it.

Unfortunately, the average crypto investor is not so bright.

>>7626272
Okay, my network sucks
This is 71 page

https://www.anonfiles.cc/file/b492c239583a6c18a1a531e8e9cacb6d

My address >>7625959

And i don't care anyway if someone sent or not

>>7626572
I love you

>>7626572
Confirming this is THE 71 page report
Merci Beaucoup, anon

>>7626611
>>7626620
:)

>>7626572
I'm going to tip you in like 30 minutes I'm in a rush at the moment.

>>7626571
tried that, just tried it again with all possible variations of the filename and nothing

>>7626572
Good man. Danke.

>>7626770
Then you're fully fucking retarded and just proves how much dumb money like yourself is in crypto. Fucking newfags

>>7626572
$ sha1sum bitcoinbible.pdf
c85972f718076e404180c3bac148acff29da2f22 bitcoinbible.pdf
$ md5sum bitcoinbible.pdf
14e8d9c1633452ee1fc552e1ab935539 bitcoinbible.pdf

>>7626572

>>7626572
Guess it's time to go all in on Ripple.

>>7626791
>FYI I just reached out to an old coworker from JPM to get this report but won't be giving it to you faggots.
means a lot coming from this larper

>>7626851

That's what I did, but DO NOTE that Ripple network does not require usage of the ripple coins.

Then again, DO NOTE that normies wont give a flying fuck and will still flock to it like retards.

I see it reaching it's ATH by about EOM at latest, meaning easy 200% profit in like 3 weeks.

>>7626869
Sure thing retard.

Anyone has a TL;DR yet?

Keep shilling my coin JPM.

biz please keep hating on XRP, wouldnt wanna share my gains with you lot anyway

>>7626979
turns out they don't know what they're talking about

>>7626572
>https://www.anonfiles.cc/file/b492c239583a6c18a1a531e8e9cacb6d

>>7626572
THIS IS THE REAL DEAL

Thank you much friend

My favorite part (page 54), which has a shoutout to XLM:

"While cryptocurrencies get the most attention and news flow, we believe the underlying principle of a distributed ledger (or Blockchain) with suitable access control and permissions could have wide applications in the Payments space. We expect increased interest in the area, with various payment processing firms increasingly partnering with technology firms/Blockchain providers to offer an alternative settlement engine to various payment participants. Specifically, we believe Blockchain adoption rates (or application) could be higher in international or crossborder payments that are often costly, time-consuming, and require multiple banks to process the transaction.

By comparison, a Blockchain-based distributed ledger provides instant access to appropriate entities in a secure and transparent way, cutting out middlemen and connecting a buyer’s bank directly with a supplier’s bank. The entire architecture may or may not involve use of cryptocurrencies, e.g. IBM’s cross-border solution announced last year included partnership with Stellar.org and KlickEx Group, and settles transactions using Stellar’s Digital assets as FX bridge"

>>7626979
the entire financial press has, you lazy git

>>7626979
turns out they don't know what they're talking about, but they told everyone about the 10/30 ema trick

>>7623000
>>7623561
Bitcoin Cash

>>7627058
Real link

Banks are jizzing all over blockchain. See page 40-43 and you will understand what to invest in

>>7626979
> shills no coins
>generalized evaluation of crypto (esp. BTC) as an asset class compared to commodities and fiat
>"CC is neither better than fiat money in
establishing policy credibility …… nor in providing liquidity during
crisis"
>brief discussion about a theoretical fedcoin designed to address above and its potential impact on markets, admitting that they do not see a fedcoin any time soon
>"Cryptocurrency as diversification is questionable despite low correlations"
>regulatory overview of Crypto around the world
>profile of users "dominated by individual investors" "ownership highly concentrated
>overall positive assessment of potential banking involvement with CCs
>overview of "legitimizing" investment avenues eg. ETFs and Futures
>evaluation of CC as payment method "We see a place for cryptocurrency adoption in the
existing payment ecosystem, balancing their
advantages and hurdles, but envision them as an
ancillary payment method, rather than gaining
traction as a primary source of exchange"
>evaluation of china's stance on CC. They are commodities, not currencies. Overview of regulatory actions taken.
>evaluate cost structure of BTC mining, IDGAF at this point just read the fucking thing
>final section is about TA, they use Elliot waves and fibs, non-ta fags btfo.

>>7625860

0xbD3f4c8408cEb68AB9D5F37E73103BB89D3fc8e6

>>7626313
Holy shit they mention smartcontract.com as having the biggest potential to solve the trust issue surrounding smart oracles.

>>7627472
Which page if true?

>>7627580
Literally none.

Report satoshibox faggots.

>>7627472
Yeah which page asshole

>>7627679
it isn't in there

>>7627679
page 47

>>7626979
Meh, http://forum.gipsyteam.ru/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=566062

>>7627384
Ripple, Ripple, Ripple and XLM

>>7627741

underrated poster

>>7627396
Kys

>>7622393
>cyber threat could corrupt the blockchain network

lol, you can tell a real brainlet wrote that

>>7627713
No it's not

Great screenshots </sarcasm> but where the fuck is the actual document link.

>>7622323
>jerking to research paper


Guy from the industry here. Banks produce tonnes of research papers. Their aim is simple - to sell the instruments these banks are making the market for. Research paper is like gazette from Wal-mart, but more whiteshoe.

All this means is that JPM wants to run crypto market-making/brokerage business and that's all.

>>7622364
>>7622896

hah. they are challenges -- what do we do with challenges? we overcome and complete them.

>>7628949
What if this is a planned leak to get people to sell kek

>>7628801
deleted posts can be found on archives, friendo

>>7626143
are you mad that ripple is actually the fastest crypto ever made?
the only on its league is xlm

>>7630427
Xrb

>>7623623
No the friend is just a .png maximalist who hates pdfs

>>7630532
ah the cripto that caused problems to all the exchanges that touched it

this thread was full of pajeets trying to shill fake pages in the report and phishing links

>>7630532
>>7630700
la criptomoneda maldita...

>>7627741
>>7628162
>>7627741
Um, guys this guy has linkie, thanks Anon for pointing him out!

>>7630532
kek. XRB sets the mark for coin with most issues on all major exchanges.