/biz/ - Business & Finance

Stop shitposting pls

>deodorant smart contracts
sage

Calve Pindakaas + Chainlink magic is real

kys

And axa and tesla

>>7589987
Kek

>>7589955
>>7589970
>>7589990

I can post my a picture of my paycheck. it will prove that I work at unilever.

give me a minute

>>7589970
>smart contracts and supply chain management
bump
Let's see where this rabbit hole goes.

>>7590058
its been 5 minutes.

>>7590058

i work at unilever, hope this proves enough until i get home.

great things will come.

>>7590182
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>7589929

How is Unilever planning to utilize blockchain/oracles?

>>7590182
ITS LEGIT GUYS WOW WOW OH BOI HERE WE GO

>>7590182
kek, this doesn’t prove anything

>>7590182

Lol. Dude. Please tell me you are trolling/baiting with this thread. Surely you must realize that is not going to be enough to convince even the most vacant of brainlets.

>>7590281
Fuck I miss dylan rieder so much, Best style of all time.

>>7590332
>>7590312

like i said, i cant show any of the good stuff until i get home. ETA 1.5 hours.

keep this thread bumped.

unilever don't give a fuck about chainlink they've already picked their parter theyre just going through selection process to satisfy compliance

Big if true

>>7590366
Mobius?? Noooooooooooooo!

>>7590182
nice, everything according to the plan

I’m listening

>>7590409
MONEY SNEK ON THE MOVE

I'll look over your wares, sir

>>7589929
>about chainlink
Because it a biz meme coin. Biz clubbed together to buy at at the ico which sergey fucked up. Dispite incredible OC memes and non stop shilling it failed to moon spectacularly This lead no a lack of mooning and much angst and heavy bags.

Luckily many normies arrived in November/December who were in fear of missing out. Oldfags dumped their LINK onto them at 1:20 and ran away reeeing at normie stupidity. It tanked shortly thereafter with everything else. However the OC originally generated was no powerful and radioactive that the original chainlink shill echoed in eternity. The newfags who bought at a dollar inturn preyed on even newer fags barraging them with my sides link meme material and LO THE BAGS WERE PASSED. Some, those with a cripplingly low IQ believe that this is in fact some revolutionary technology so powerful are the memes. Ignoring the fact its a couple of guys with ego problems who made themselves millionares by raping biz in their ico and now could not give a fuck about LINK or anyone who owns it and will never work a day in their lives again and don't, going mysteriously silent after they got much dollar. The end. Now shutup and buy link newfag.Look at my meme, see you are in a secret club! Buy fucking link phaggot.

>>7590358
I can wait

Because it a biz meme coin. Biz clubbed together to buy at at the ico which sergey fucked up. Dispite incredible OC memes and non stop shilling it failed to moon spectacularly This lead no a lack of mooning and much angst and heavy bags.

Luckily many normies arrived in November/December who were in fear of missing out. Oldfags dumped their LINK onto them at 1:20 and ran away reeeing at normie stupidity. It tanked shortly thereafter with everything else. However the OC originally generated was no powerful and radioactive that the original chainlink shill echoed in eternity. The newfags who bought at a dollar inturn preyed on even newer fags barraging them with my sides link meme material and LO THE BAGS WERE PASSED. Some, those with a cripplingly low IQ believe that this is in fact some revolutionary technology so powerful are the memes. Ignoring the fact its a couple of guys with ego problems who made themselves millionares by raping biz in their ico and now could not give a fuck about LINK or anyone who owns it and will never work a day in their lives again and don't, going mysteriously silent after they got much dollar. The end. Now shutup and buy link newfag.Look at my meme, see you are in a secret club! Buy fucking link phaggot.

>>7590182
lol wtf is thus bullshit? Show some actual fucking evidence.

What that mean on table?

OP is a faggot.

>>7589929

Riddle Anon here. Me and Cliff high just dropped some acid. My price predictions are as previously state. $500 EOY, $1000 EOD. Do you want to believe?

>>7590182
>>7590623

> Cant tell anything right now
> Has time to photoshop link and unilever

> im so done with this shit

>>7590708
at least i have reason to live for another two hours

>>7590281
Miring that hair. What a chad he was

Disrupting detergent thru the blockchain

Inb4 this is a joke about a toilet paper partnership

>>7590358
Waar kom je vandaan OP?

waiting in anticipation

>>7590708
THIS.

DONT LET THIS THREAD DIE

Hahaha i hope thats not some toilet partnership joke

DROMEN ZIJN BEDROG

>>7590358
So, would this partnership be Unilever insurance related? Logistic related?

Automated insured smart loo that pays you out $0.069 every time the toilet paper rips and you get shit on your hands.

>>7591411
I'm guessing logistics based on some minor research I've just done

faggot shit. still bumping

>>7589929
Weena?

Daa daa

>>7591531
I just guessed that too, googling "unilever blockchain" throw some interesting results

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/22/ibm-nestle-unilever-walmart-blockchain-food-contamination.html

Tracing food data is an interesting implementation, but I don't understand the role of Chainlink on this

>>7589929
>Bershire Hathaway owns Kraft-Heinz
>Kraft-Heinz is looking to acquire Unilever
>Berkhire's CEO is Warren Buffet
>Buffet hates crypto

OP says LINK is on the table with Unilever. Kek

Shill meeeeeee

>>7591704
1k eoy

>>7591411
>>7591466
Checked.
>insurance related? Logistic related?
Various possible applications: automated agreements, logistics, insurance

>>7591665
Also check this, old news but could be very relevant developments:
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-ibm-retailers-blockchain/nestle-unilever-tyson-and-others-team-with-ibm-on-blockchain-idUSKCN1B21B1?mod=djemlogistics
>Nestle, Unilever, Tyson and others team with IBM on blockchain

>A total of 10 companies said they will share data and run trials with IBM, including Kroger Co (KR.N), Dole Food Company Inc [DFCI.UL], McCormick & Company Inc (MKC.N), Golden State Foods Corp [GSFDP.UL], Driscoll’s Inc and Berkshire Hathaway’s (BRKa.N) McLane Co.

It's not a long-shot for LINK to be involved at some level.

>>7589929
Herman dit is je baas, nu melden op kantoor

>>7591687
kraft heinz bid failed 1 year ago... they are no longer looking to buy.... do some proper research

Tesla

Dit is nu een nederdraad

>>7591665
https://youtu.be/AfJiRsYpgyc

You should check this interview

>>7589929
Je bent ontslagen.

Gr gr,
Onur Baas

>>7591817

Wasn't Stellar involved in this IBM & Walmart stuff?

Where are you? 2 hours already past

>>7591798
Dutch have the worst meat, I lived there for a year and constantly wanted to kms due to that

>>7591978
Anon, I...

another fucking larper

>>7591978
nog een halfuur mongool

>>7589929
Bumping your thread op, don't be a larper

Kankerhoeren the trains were all fucked today
Stinky linkies

>>7591753
>>7591815
Thanks, I will check it out

>>7589929
you better not be larping OP.

>>7590358
>>7591978
15-30 minutes left. Singularity or fucking bust, boyos.

If OP delivers I will literally eat my cum on stream

Guys I'm gonna dump my 150k LINK if this faggot is a larper

Big news coming

I'm stroking my hard cock right now. I have 25k link baby. I think I'm gonna make it anons. I think I'm gonna be a millionaire by next year. I can finally stop Going to college!

>>7591895
>trash talking Randstad
I know it's bad because of all the immigrants and all, but I cannot imagine the profound boredom of living outside of the Randstad.

>>7592194
These trips shall bind you to your promise.

>>7592332
So close lol

>>7590182
nigga what is this bs

>>7589929
>>7589970
it fits for stinkies ;)

I can see ChainLink used in the production line (Sergey mentioned this as a usecase). Where if all requirements are met for a product then a smart contract is engaged. You would need data from each point to confirm

>>7592401
Reroll
Also $1000 EOY

>>7592266
Its actually pretty chill.

T. Friesland.

>>7590224
You are an absolute silly person!

>>7590224
You are a LUNATIC

>>7592598
>>7592661
EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

MEDITATE DAILY AND VISUALIZE LINK REACHING $1000 IN THE PRESENT MOMENT FROM YOUR HEART CENTER

WE WILL ALL MAKE IT

>>7590224
This time I can't check your dubs as usual magick bro, but keep going, you are like a beautiful lady singing in the streets during war times. You give me hope

Godverdomme OP kom op met die info.

>>7591665
>Tracing food data
>data

Moving data around securely in a decentralized way is literally what Chainlink does.

Nou maken mongoloide duurt lang

This is the video that's part of the reason people think we.trade is real other than just the riddle anon telling us it is. Chainlink seems to fit well here and unilever if real would probably be something similar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Aub4-3kkk&t=53s

I doubt op will deliver though. It's literally time right now.

I have literally never in my life heard of Unilever, but according to wikipedia it actually is the world's largest consumer goods company.
what the fuck

>>7589929
the great thing about these threads is if SmartContract really is working with some big partner when it actually comes to light the stinky linkies can rejoice "SEE? WE WERE RIGHT!" ignoring the fact that they spent the past six months speculating about Sergey working with half the fortune 500 before anything broke.

>>7592712

>>7592812
There's nearly 20 minutes to go

who cares about 50 billion revenue a year?
link will be worth trillions

sorry for the delay, still on my way home. im there in around 10 minutes

>>7592266
fucking boeren
en wat een kutdraad godverdomme
echt een kut OP

>>7592885
well shit. Here we go

>>7592885
Are you phoneposting from the back seat of your limo while your personal driver takes you home or are you just a pleb who takes public transport?

>frequent unlikely rumors of huge magnitude
>Huge sell orders on etherdelta

Seomthing horrible is soon to happen to chainlink

>>7592885

>>7592885
DONT FUCKING TROLL ME BRO IM ON THE EDGE

>>7592822
No big deal anon. It's the daddy of the companies that we actually know of, that's how significant marketing can be

>>7592997
hasn't etherdelta been fucked/unusable/frozen for a few days now?

>>7593015

Similar to how most people have never heard of Alphabet

>>7592812
Doesn't this project introduce literally nothing new
Companies are already having the customers' banks guaranteee payment in case the customer is late.

>>7592999
who buys these pepes?

>>7590182
Is this what has become of /biz/? We just post our workplace and pretend that our workplace has a developing partnership with one of the cryptos we're holding?

I hold LINK, but you need to kill yourself.

>>7593103
yeah, this honestly

>>7593091
might be cheaper this way

>>7593103
eh sergeys been networking finding corporate node operators and people to write smart contracts to use the network for the past year (he doesn't code). It makes sense something is going to leak eventually given all the people he's talked to. This one doesn't provide very compelling evidence yet but it's a plausible scenario.

>>7593102
People like. I Will be funding MDE with my earnings as well. I have 10k set aside just for Sam. He may even have a little more if link takes off. Check those trips I got, it's poor form if I do it.

>>7592885

im at home. gone prepare some shit to make sure i dont get caught

I will be releasing a PDF with lots of good shit in it once the countdown is over.

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20180212T21&p0=16&msg=Chainlink+Unilever&ud=1&font=cursive

>>7589929
(((Unilever))) kan opkankeren.

>>7593170
jij denkt zeker dat je grappig bent he kankermongool

>>7593170
oh come on... fuck off

>>7593170

Fuck you nigger we didn’t waiting this long just to wait another hour

>>7593103
What do you think Sergey's been doing since ICO? Why do you think he hasn't posted anything on twitter or any social media since then despite posting every day before?
He's been traveling and sucking corporate cock, that's what. If LINK has less than 100 partnerships when mainnet is announced I'll be surprised.

>>7593170
YOU FUCKING NIGGER TEASE IM GONNA FUCKING SNAP IF I DONT GET SOME CHAINLINK NEWS SOON AAAAHHHHHHHH

>>7593170
You have to admit, us stinkie linkies are the easiest bunch to string along. I'll still play along, while waiting for BTC to crash/recover so I can buy more LINK

>>7593201
>>7593206
>>7593212

not going to risk losing my jobs just so i can please a few retards. you guys either wait or gtfo.

>>7593170
I knew it, you are just a pleb or a pajeet trying to build hype, kys

>>7593170
Post small screenshot of pdf

>>7593260
Wat dacht je van eerst je voorbereidingen treffen en daarna cockteasen stuk stront dat je rondrent

>>7593260
we're waiting, don't listen to this fucking kids

true biz marine here

>>7593260
waiting

>>7593260
you must not have enough LINK if you still worry about your job

>>7593170
Translation: I'll be releasing a PDF with a JS exploit to steal retards' MEW private keys.

Here is a countdown timer so that everyone downloads it at once, rather than a few people downloading it and warning the others about the malware.

Whatever. It's economic darwinism. I hope you rob the retards dry.

>>7593170
If you are really telling the truth then make sure you provide proof.

Ok lets see

>>7593170
Als je aan het larpen bent dan kan je het echt krijgen maat.

>>7592822
Take a look at the labels on some of your household products. Cleaning shit and bathroom stuff. I can almost guarantee you have lots of Unilever stuff.

>>7593024
Nope

>>7593170
Inb4 meatspin

>>7593260
we're waiting mate, don't let the retards get you down.

>>7593284
The countdown doesn't make any sense unless he want to fuck with us, it would have been easier just to create a post tomorrow and release whatever documents or proofs he has

>>7593366
thats what im saying im out lol

>>7593328
it's ok I have javascript disabled

>>7593366
This was supposed to go to >>7593304

>>7593366
have you ever had a juicy tidbit? I had my first one a few weeks ago and it feels really fucking good and you want to milk it for all its worth even if you never thought you'd be like that.

>>7593260
Hey, we don't need your fucking news. How about you get the fuck off my board you fucking loser. You are worthless to us, we don't give a shit about you. GET OUT ALREADY INSECURE FAGGOT.

Fuck you.

>>7593260
MODSSSSS

>>7593408

fuck you you you dumb nigger. Let the man protect himself. The faux assblaster doxxing proves you can't trust /biz/ with anything.

>implying any of us has anything better to do than leave this thread open in a tab and check back periodically to see if OP delivers

>>7593170
>posts exact amount of salary plus the time he gotoff work
>doesn't want to be caught

thats not how you do it anon

>>7593366
See >>7593328

It's about releasing malware effectively. Get hundreds of people hyped up, and open the PDF immediately upon release. Once someone with half a brain figures that there's a JS exploit embedded within the PDF, it's already too late. Anyone with exposed MEW private keys on their HDD has already been robbed.

>>7593328
Thank you for the warning. I won't be downloading. Some brave Anon can post screengrabs.

>>7593170
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OP IF THIS IS A TROLL

Tesla, Unilever, FBI.

Chainlink will explode in 2018.

>keeping your private keys on an online computer

anyone who does this is an idiot

>>7593333
Happening

>>7593170
Whoever went to that link now has malware secretly installed in their computer. Your cryptos are at risk of being stolen now...gg newfags

>>7593488
Same goes for links. Don't click anything on /biz/ that you don't recognize, or know is legit.

These scamming pajeets are fucking shameless.

At the very least use 2FA everywhere and get a ledger so that the pajeets can see your shit, but not touch it.

In the meantime I grabbed the etherscan wallet list so we can compare it to what it looks like next week (I downloaded it when I read assblasters post). Assblaster said there would be a big acquisition. Keep this file and keep your eye out for big changes to see if he was bullshitting or not.

OK guys. preperation went a little faster than I expected

WILL BE POSTING THE LINK TO PDF IN 10 MINUTES!!!

>>7593606

>>7593606
shut up and post a screenshot or gtfo for trying to scam newfags out of their cryptos

>>7593509
>FBI
Huh... It all makes sense now.

>>7593606
Lekker bezig pik.

>>7593606
Upload it on Docdroid.

If you upload the pdf itself, I'll shank you in the ass for trying to scam /biz/.

>>7593606
Get the fuck out, we don't need your worthless link. GET OUT ALREADY.

>>7593606
> PSTING INN 10 MINUTES HURR DURR 1!1!!!

Literally a pajeet.

>>7593260
maak jezelf dood

OP screenshot or gtfo

>>7593692
>implying you're not lurking and waiting for the juice

>>7589970
boy that sage really worked huh

>>7593692
HURRRRR I work at mcdonalds ronald himself has gone all in. He traded every bigmac in the country for 10 link

>>7593771
Ofcourse i am waiting. It is /biz/ after all.

bump for the 0.00000000000000001% that op isnt a massive larping faggot

I work for uniliver. We just created a link faucet to help spread the software quicker. Please sir click on link
Www.binanse.lol

>>7593808
>ronald himself has gone all in
I laughed irl

this should clarify alot of things and the potential of a chainlink-unilever partnership

/biz/ helped me out on a lot of things and this is my way of saying thanks. enjoy.

link to pdf: goo gl/5QF5hN

>1000 eoy

>>7593865
aint clickin that shit nigga

>>7593865
ALL MY LINK GONE

>>7593865
Holy shit it's real

>>7593865
K Y S
Y
S

>>7593865
FUCK THIS GUY NO ONE CLICK IT

>>7593865
>shortened link
nah fuck off

>>7593865
>biz helped me a lot
>time to repay the kindness
Yeah alright, now you gave it away. Not clicking.

>>7593777

What a bland thread. Its not just that the OP is conspicuously lying, its that the ops imagination is so mudane. Why not a thread claiming that goldman sachs is working with chainlink or ten threads claiming similar spurious and non-existent 'partnerships', it is that in its own right the thread is lacking all humor, enticement, element of mystique or engament, it lacks OC or original pasta, it delivers nothing. As satisfying as an imaginary sandwich made of air to a hungry man.

Its a new low in link threads, the lies are there, the banality is there but not one chuckle, not one spark of wit, not one amusing or entertaining exchange. Like a death of board culture an essence of normie.

This reviewer says don't waste your time on this thread.

>>7593865
SOMEONE TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM

>>7593865
someone bite the bullet and check it out for us linktards

>>7593865
somebody screencap what it is

>>7593865
>goo gl/5QF5hN
i liked getting rick rolled so hard, my dick is iron r now

>>7593865
top jej

>>7593865
*IACTSN intensifies*

>>7593865
Its rick astley with a rickroll

>>7593865
ill click it when i get home soon. i have a laptop that has never touched anything crypto that is a piece of shit

>>7593923
>>7593913
>>7593943
pathetic

>>7593865
everyone report him. Get this fucker banned QUICK. MASS REPORT!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7590182
ABN AMRO.

Fuck yes, a great thank you from a fellow countryman.

>>7593865
Not clicking that
But someone use a VM and take some screenshots plz
Also OP is een homo

>>7593905
10/10 review, garbage thread

OP -- an AB for the brainlet

>>7593865
plebbit faggot. kys

lmao very good OP

>>7590312
It does, i'm from the same country and that is a legit bank statement, most likely his monthly salary.

The amount also reveals the anon has a senior position, since those salaries are def reserved for people in the business longer times.

I have the same bank, doubt sincerely this would be shopped and looks very legit to me.

>>7590224
you are a MANIAC

>>7593923
jesus fucking christ could we get anymore normie plebbit tier?
kys op
you cant even come up with something original

>>7594005
gast no one cares

this fucking sucked.

>>7593865

THIS WAS A JOKE GUYS

still busy with the prep. real PDF will be released in 40 minutes.

>>7592712
I'm doing it every night before i fall asleep anon <3

>>7594075

You have serious problems

>>7594075
Has there ever been someone so thirsty for Yous?

>>7594075
this guy

>>7594075
we always believed in you op. That pay screenshot can't be faked Don't leave us hanging. You'll have to start a new thread though.

>>7594075
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fake news.

chainlink is SHITCOIN!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7590991
quality meme

>>7594037
Als ik in een ander land woonde zou ik het ook willen weten. Hoeft jou verder niets te boeien mafkees.

here it is boys:
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/unilever-supply-chain-link-team-gold-award-human-sophia-fytatzi

>>7594187
fucking kek I saw that and was thinking of sharing it for a laugh.

>>7594187
MY LINKS!!!!!

>>7594187
>https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/unilever-supply-chain-link-team-gold-award-human-sophia-fytatzi
you aren't the op

>>7594214
kek. i normally detest fud, but this one was too tempting

>>7594075
fail
go to r9k and ask about exit bags. you don't belong here so some balls for once and kill yourself you utter failure to entertain. fucking normies. I am going to have a fap about raping your mom now op.

>>7594075
im going to find you.
and im going to rape you.
then freeze you to death.

this shit is fucking funny as hell

ironically link is mooning as we speak...

>>7594401
>this shit is fucking funny as hell

only if you have the gay

>>7594075
Just emailed their HR dpt about an alleged European employee of theirs commiting insider trading, along with your salary

>>7594455

proof?

>>7594426
Not because of OP.

I sold my LINK when we crashed. I bought back 8 BTC worth on Binance.

>>7594514
You going to take the risk unless I provide proof? I included a link to this thread on the archive, although I doubt they'll even click it.

>>7594455
Kek, I'll do this as well. They'll easily be able to track him down with the exact amount he posted.

OP being a scamming cunt would have been somewhat understandable. But instead he's just a cunt.