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>"I'm really enjoying our trip together anon. I'm glad your investments paid off well enough for you to invite me to come here"
>"If I knew you had a crush on me on highschool we would have been engaged already hehe"
>"Anon... would you marry me?"

>> No.7577594

prenup

>> No.7577605

>>7577580

no thanks, I dont want a sunburnt bitch face 5head wife

>> No.7577616

>>7577580
question. When crypto currency fails and im left with nothing, would you still love me?

>> No.7577645

Only if you undergo a DNA test ti determine if you are not harboring microchimerismic nigger DNA from coalburning in college.

>> No.7577671

>>7577580
rosty get tosty

>> No.7577684

>>7577616
>"Anon I.... That wasn't in the script what are you saying"

>> No.7577689
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7577689

>>7577605
lol who are you kidding
you are gay

>> No.7577708

>>7577645
This

>> No.7577780

>>7577684
i think we need to see other people

>> No.7577818

>>7577594
they don't actually work

>> No.7577834

FUCK OFF THOT

>> No.7577896
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7577896

I’ll stick to my anime wifus and fap threads

>> No.7577920

>>7577896
Waifus fucking auto correct

>> No.7577970
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7577970

>>7577580
Okay, as long as you are okay being #3

>> No.7577991

>>7577580
deadass my girlfriend hinted to me the other day that she wants to get married. I'm fucking scared bros, I don't want to lose my gains

>> No.7578004

>>7577580
why even post this pic she sucks

>> No.7578098

How many dicks has she held in those hands is the real question

>> No.7578858

>>7578098
Less than your mum

>> No.7578956
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7578956

>>7577580
(Several months later)
>...TO HAVE AND TO HODL..."

>> No.7578957

>>7577580
>"would you marry me?"
>nervously checks blockfolio
>dropping every second

Y-yes!

>> No.7579097

>>7577580
Nah I'll stick to jacking off, nobody gets close to my money