/biz/ - Business & Finance

did i miss an assblaster thread today? pls post link

>>7574053
Yes, and it was legendary.

Fuck, I don't know whether to pull the trigger on that exchange ICO. It seems expensive now that my portfolio has taken a beating from the crash.

>>7573917
I really want link to make it.

>>7574053

>>7574078
What's the ico price?

>>7574053
>>7573244

>>7574113
Plenty.

>>7574077
Archive?

>>7574113
Its pegged directly to ETH, not USD

1ETH always equals the same # of coins, regardless of USD price

>>7573917
>>7574053
was p solid

>>7574161
Wrong ICO m9 :^)

Some faggot post the thread, I'm on my phone and not using a tiny screen to do that shit.

>there are people who don't own LINK

>>7572285

does it begin with N? pls answer

>>7574078
what is it. i will unironically get you into the ico if you catch my drift

There is no ico, it was a larp

I'm going to ruin it since I'm an american and can't participate anyway

it's safinus

Amazing how bag holders always fall for bullshit Larps

>>7574285
>if you catch my drift
Sorry, autism and lack of sleep don't go well together.

>>7574214

Unless its you thats got the wrong one desu ;^)

>>7574347
>safinus
yes sir please buy sir

>>7574347
Sanfinus has no token burn

Does the exchange begin with a C?

>>7574440
AB specifically mentioned that no one would shill it because unsold tokens would be burned.

>>7574386
Alright, you might be right, I can't find whether it's pegged to ETH or fiat. What is the current token price in € when you're choosing payment method?

>>7574469
Yes

>>7574347
>safinus
It's most definitely fucking not. Their team is garbage

umm i have found 2 new exchanges with names similar to phone companies. One is similar to Nokia one is close to Nextell... uhhh.. wut?

>>7574550
Sssh, let them think otherwise. Pajeets don't deserve this ICO.

>>7574600
Token burn

it’s capdax

How do we know AB isn't just a massive faggot that's fucking with us?

>>7574650
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2636790.0

I highly doubt it's Tokia.

AB thread plx

That assblaster thread got me horny as fuck

>>7574723
>>/biz/thread/S7569209

>>7574505
Narrows it down to two then

Next.exchange

>>7574487
wrong token.

>>7574698
Their representative replies in that thread and seems pretty professional. Or am I just a brainlet? Also, pretty suspicious timing considering their discount ends in 2 days

>>7574698

im just too tired. is it the nextell one or something starting with a c

Heyyy!!

I miss my daddy Sergey. :(((;He was sooo soft and tender, like a fish filet from Wendy before the lunch rush.

He and I would play sword fight and eat Big Macs in his twin sized bed for hours. He would smoke crack cocaine from a Spiderman nightlight and ride me late into the night.

And on Sunday mornings I would wake him up by performing fellatio on him under the covers in the early morning sunshine. He would have me rub ketchup all over him and we'd lick it off together.

I miss those days. He would buy me chocolates and lingerie all the time. We even sold some Linkies together. I think he had like 18,000 Linkies before he dumped me. He said he was going to dump them too, and his only true love was the girl working the flielator at the local McDonald's.

This ForChan site has so many Linkies, I didn't expect to find even more like minded people here than I do normally on Tumblr and Facebook.

I'm looking for new Linkie daddy. Preferrably one that is more hung that Sergey (4.2in for those curious ;))

#linkie #bullrun #golinkie

>>7574077
Archive

pretty sure i found it but that is nothing like a phone company i know. maybe im just too old. what is the benefit of this exchange before i pass out on my keyboard?

>>7574469

>not even close
25 guesses left

>>7574925
listing link or something along those lines

Fuck it, I'm not selling any of my LINK anyway, already all in.

>>7574934
It begins with a N and has an x in it?

it's coinlion run by ex-Merrill Lynch partners
you're welcome

>>7574882
>>7569209

>>7574966
but then what was with the 1/2 name share with an old phone company?

>>7574950
Same here. I'm just monitoring the price going up at the moment.

>>7574944
No, just that it'll be extremely regulation friendly and professional

CoinLion.

>>7574966
Coinlion already had its ICO, though

>>7574961
x but no n

>>7574966
nope

I went 100% in LINK, and brought 50k.

Maybe I had an effect lol

>>7575061
this? >>7574689

Giving away 0.1 ETH to whoever leaks the real ICO AB was referring to.

>>7575108

>>7574469
>>7574934

>>7573917
No, no mooning. Just whales and day . traders sniping shorts. The market today was low volume, bouncing around the same 5-600 dollar band, lots of sniping and short death.

There's no volume for mooning, and I don't expect any. Money that came out of Wall Street is going back in tomorrow, went to bonds, or is being held as cash. The street perception for the people you need buying in is that Bitcoin is too risky.

I'm betting that it fights between a narrow price range daily down to 6k within a week, and will drop $500 - $1k a week after that to the point where it's not worth mining. There will be rallies along the way, but the trend is down.

After that, who the fuck knows.

PnD
move along
>>7574773

>>7575126
most likely Tokia.

Coinmetro ico

You faggots could not pump into a Dutch hookers bicycle tire let alone LINK.

Leave it to the circle of power newfags, the linkinatti or we'll take your mom to one of our nude except heels parties and fuck her like a turkey on thanksgiving while you sit crying and fapping in the corner

>>7575206
but everything points to scam with Tokia

buy or else

You niggers are fucking crazy selling your LINK just to jump on an ICO now, Sergey could be dropping the bombshells any day now.
Just hold your fucking link.

>>7575126
Even made a thread: >>7574902

0xA3cB05b3904AEFC88Fa00fEBf924fC096247bFBc

>>7575240
oh shutup

>>7575213
wrong

>>7575258
Like what? The fact that they offer bounties for social media exposure?

>>7574078
>>7574285
>>7574347
>>7575206
>>7575061
>>7575126

>>7574053

Yeah you missed a larper telling stinklets to hold those bags for two years to see those sick gainz. You can trust him, surely.

>>7575206
Delete this

>>7575307
God fucking damnit I completely forgot about this shit, gg

>>7575269
You faggots could not dump into a qt 500 dollar hookers pussy even if you necked a bottle of Viagra and had a dick transplant let alone LINK.

Leave it to the circle of power prajeets, the linkinatti or we'll take your mom to one of our nude except heels parties and fuck her like a happy meal at sergeys birthday party while you sit crying and fapping in the corner and tom cruise strokes your hair and whispers all glory is fleeting in your ear while Nicole kidman sits on her face

>>7575300
https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/11093662/officers
co-founder not even listed on article of incorporation

more reading
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2636790.0
https://steemit.com/dtube/@newkidontheblock/5t28d5fr

>>7575038
coin lion is some midwestern 20k town meryl lynch guys

is it ecb?

>AB doesn't predict the big boom until 2019-2020
why are we caring about LINK now then?

>>7575289
>oh shutup

You faggots could not shutup into a 12 month old fud on double chan with Adolf as your mod and 1000 assburgers kids shitposting for you.

Leave it to the circle of power you can't triforce fags, the linkinatti or we'll take your mom to one of our anal gape parties and insert robin Williams corpse into her ass while you sit crying in the cornet fapping to Mrs Doubtfire on VHS

>>7575501
AB was implying Tokia. What's interesting to me is that their whitepaper could have been written by him, quite similar writing tone.

>>7575561
its cheap as fuck compared to the predictions pretty much and it gives autists something to autismo about

>>7575561
Bcz 4chan has a thing for "insiders"

>>7575561
he predicts that it we will reach singularity within this year. ie 60$$$

>>7575615
yeah and then dump back to $10
his predictions could all be wrong and singularity will cause triple digit numbers
or he could just be a gigantic LARP that he's putting a lot of effort into

>>7574698
Jesus, they literally are promising gains by comparing Tokia to Monaco and TenX. No possible way it is what AB was alluding to.

>>7575599
I wouldn't buy Tokia with someone else's money.

Neon Exchange would fit the bill, they look professional, eurocentric and have a whitepaper that isn't a joke. But I can't find anywhere where they say they will burn unbought tokens.

>>7575559
I thought so too but don't see any coin burn on the ICO

>>7575658

Singularity is going to be $5 and that will only be because the rest of the market will grow this much.

Face it. SWIFT isn't happening. All you have to hang on to is the Zepplin partnership and Sergey talks where he won't mention partnerships or even chainlink by name. This is an eternal meme and all the smart money is vested in real projects whose CEO isn't a philosophy major with an eating disorder who has done nothing with 32mil besides hiring a fresh college grad to write fucking json adapters

>>7575726
It doesnt really rhyme with the name of an old cellphone company

>>7575672
>>7575687
>>7575726
>>7575729
It's Globitex

>>7575614
>Bcz 4chan has a thing for "insiders"


You faggots would not be inside if you were sealed into a gimp suit and kept on a dogchain by lord rothchild 24/7 as a human memo recorder

Leave it to the circle of power you outside fags, the linkinatti or we'll take your mom to one of our jello pool parties and slide her head inside john Travolta ass while the whitehouse staff sing old glory and you sit in a corner inside a roll of old financial times sobbing

>>7575777
why are you in a thread about AssBlaster if you think LINK is a shitcoin?

>>7575812
he thinks he can shake weak hands this late in the game to accumulate cheap LINK. At this point there is literally no FUD that could make LINKmarines sell, we have seen it all. I do a similar thing in OMG threads because it's surprisingly not well known here besides the skateboard meme coin.

>>7575856
keep it up

>>7575812

Just to laugh at toy linkcucks. Also for you kek magick fags check my heavenly trips and realize what massive morons you all are. Have fun investing in an open source adapter project that gets no attention outside your space space because it is literally nothing with no significant developers, lead by an obese philosophy grad with a track record of dumping projects before they are fully realized.

>>7575806
token sale has ended tho

>>7575806
Looks better. Was the cellphone thing just kek?

>>7573917
He was talking about globitex as the exchange.

>>7575886
>keep it up

You faggots could not keep it up if your dick was tied to a hot air balloon and hydrogen was pumped into your ass by a crew from NASA


Leave it to the circle of power you upless fags, the linkinatti or we'll take your mom to a Japanese bukkake house and shoot her into orbit on a turbine driven high pressure stream of semen from elderly Japanese men while you sit in a corner fapping and crying looking at shitposts in /r9k

>>7575934
how does that look better to you? tokia literally has visa on the website when cc companies have been banning the purchase of crypto.

neither tokia nor globitex mention anything about a token burn

>>7576065
thank you for the boner....it was hard to keep it up until that visual

>>7576106
i can think of 6 million reasons why they won't ever release public proof of these supposed burnings.

>>7576066
Where do you see visa? Disregarding the FUD on the bitcointalk thread, which would be catastrophic if true, having a weird public shilling program hardly seems professional https://www.tokia.io/docs/Tokia%20bounty.pdf

>>7576106
> Redeemed GBX Tokens are intended to be burned and therefore permanently
removed from circulation.
Go to whitepaper ctrl+f "burn" took 1 second

>>7575901
>Just to laugh at toy linkcucks. Also for you kek magick fags check my heavenly trips and realize what massive morons you all are. Have fun investing in an open source adapter project that gets no attention outside your space space because it is literally nothing with no significant developers, lead by an obese philosophy grad with a track record of dumping projects before they are fully realized.

Welcome to the linkinatti anon. Tell no one. We meet at midnight beside the bush outside trevors house. Its a good one this evening. assblaster2s mom is coming and we are dining on deep fried high class hookers and tiramisu.

>>7574161

This. Wrong ICO. Wow and everyone thought he was giving it away, truly a lot of brainlets on /biz/ kek.

>>7576176
go on tokia.com is has a little pic of visa and master card.

>>7576235
where can it be acquired now that the ico has ended? do we just sit on our hands?

The obvious one would be safinus, but that team though

>>7576235
>removed from circulation.

You faggots could take something out of circulation if you tad a truck load of Zimbabwean 10 billion dollar notes and a flamethrower made by eton musk

Leave it to the circle of power you upless fags, the linkinatti or we'll take your mom to the place in taken and vanish-auction her to a rag head to be used as a human bidet while you sit In a on chair made out of jimmy hoffas skeleton working as a camwhore for wtsnacks, crying and fapping of course

>>7576285
my dude that's listing the payment methods for buying their tokens lol. I'm sure they'll accept bags of cash too that doesn't mean they're partnered with the central bank

I will fud every shitcoin mentioned in this thead obsessively until they are being given away on wavesdrop you fucking prajeet scum and assblaster larper. Your mom wants a word.

>>7576429
>my dude

my dude buy this shitcoin very much for the best of investing be doing my dude. Why does roast prajeet taste like frogs legs?

>>7576429
ok i could go into it further but but i had to figure it out so should you

It's coinmetro you fucking retards, and it has been shilled here for weeks

>>7576499
>It's coinmetro you fucking retards, and it has been shilled here for weeks

very good coin moist sir.

>>7576490
Fine load up those Tokia bags, who cares that they don't have a single Dev on their team

>>7576285
>tokia

Is most best coin always be doing the designated buying for the future of monies,.

>>7576499

How does coinmetro relate to phone company. Get out of here pajeet coinmetro team are literal who’s.

>500% pre-pre-ICO bonus

>>7576560
ab pls

>>7576580
you realize the phone company thing came from here and not AB, right?...

someone just mentioned phone company because they didn't want to say the actual ICO names

>>7576580
You fucking moron. Go back to the thread. The NAME of tbe exchange sounds PARTIALLY like a phone company
>coinmetro
>what is MetroPCS

Linktards are so stupid I have to reveal their own 'secret' coin to them.

>>7573917
So whose selling their bags at $60, or 150-200?

>>7576644
what is tokia

>>7576561
you sir I am the most in possession of certification from the PFABB (prajeet finances advisory being borard) and its is being sir...sir...SIR that this is as with all the non LINK shitcoins in this most excellent thread recommended for the investigating of monies and indeed is most prosperity of future. sir..sir...please be doing the buying now.

>>7576644
A nigger phone company? Yup I’m out

>>7576644
Nokia is not an older phone company?

>>7576594
sir..sir ..sir please be doing the most buying of this coin and may your grandchildren be blessed by fakir to be with most huge penis

>>7576492
> Did you ever want to buy shoes with BTC? With Tokia Debit Card you can!

Yes this is definitely the ultra professional industry facing venture he was hinting at

>>7576748
stop trying to bait me into telling you. Im not buying it either way so it doesn't matter to me. i dont have enough money to waste in case i am wrong. I'm just going to load up more on link

>>7576748
>Yes this is definitely the ultra professional industry facing venture he was hinting at

it most certainly is excellent sir! all PFABB (prajeet finances advisory being board)members be doing the recommending with most all of non link shitcoins that are being in this most fortuitous thread may the ganges wash your wifes punani with blessings of most good investing

>>7576801
please be doing the buying now sir. It is time for the most great decision of your money life to be buying now...sir sir....!

actually it could be tokia, sounds like nokia and I think the team is from europe where AB is from.

>>7576801
nice id

>>7575319
please don't commit suicide when LINK hits 50$, there's still hope, just remember that your life will have other chances. believe in yourself!

>>7576615
>>7576644
>>7576669
>>7576696
>>7576702
AB didn't say anything about a phone company retards

>>7576908
The team seems to be centred in Belgium, which AB has connections to, and furthermore looks like absolute shit. AB probably boning the CEO.

>>7576929
Someone asked him if the name sounded sort of like an old phone company and he confirmed. You knuckle-dragging retard.

>>7576669
Didn't their ico end though? AB said it's still going

>>7576915

So AB does expect the price to go up Q1?

>>7576901
sir what token do I buy, sir pls

>>7576929

>>7576929
where you in the thread? He confirmed what another anon said.

>>7576913
since i dc he also said its backed by big players

vias and master card fit that right? which ico have you seen allowed to be used with major cc cards? especially since recent news about banks banning the use of credit cards to buy crypto

>>7576957
>>7576974
>>7576908

Ah white devil masters why not be doing the listening to my fellow men of good investing recommendation and straight rush to the buying of the non LINK shitcoin? I have an elephant through such advise which is no small matter I tell you my dude sir

>>7576974
SHh let him feel important. There was no mention of a phone company. Didn’t you hear him.

>>7576665
Assblaster will single-handedly cause a dump at the first ath at 60 due to it being a self-fulfilling prophecy.

>>7577024
Tokia is not backed by visa or mastercard. Those logos are there because you can BUY their tokens WITH visa or mastercard. Just like in any shop.

Are we dumping tonight or what?

>>7577116
they banned the use of buying crypt wit credit cards. if you try to purchase bitcoin on coin base with a credit card it will not go through.

>>7576979
>sir what token do I buy, sir pls

We are most be recommendating today on the 'may the ganges wash you with fortune fund' these coins today be buying and your wife will be today doing all the kama sutra because of your wisdom in these matters sir.

troika
Globitex
Coinlion

and many other most fine investigations. All are in the fund 'wonder of india 500' for such fortuitous secret club there is a toilet throughout their many properties.

Please be buying now sirs. Sir.

>>7577158
you really fucking annoying you know that. congrats job first person to piss me off on 4chan in years

>>7574078

DON'T YOU FUCKING SHARE IT

theres only so many seats on this rocket, and my money isn't here yet.

>>7577124
yes be dumping the link and buying these most wonderous and fine investings please sir.

>>7577177
This is because you are in the most not registered PFABB (prajeet finances advisory being board) and are working as a lone prajeet rogue prajeet/ wolf of shitting street which is most not of regulation now please be shutting up and buying non LINK shitcoin . Your caste is lower. That is what you must be remembering so please shutting up now and selling LINK to be most buying all shitcoins of recommendation in this excellent thread

Look, I'm pretty sure it is Globitex/Global Bitcoin Exchange. I'll go through my reasons, and if you have any objections or refutations, please present them; we're all working together here:

>ICO just started yesterday and was supposed to sell until March, but it actually has just already sold out. Thus, AB could've been mistaken to have said that the ICO was ongoing
>Globitex is similar in name to the phone company Globalstar by 50%; tokia is only one letter off from Nokia, so it doesn't make sense for AB to say that the company was in fact 50% the same
>coin burning mechanic in the white paper as mentioned on page 6 " Redeemed GBX Tokens are intended to be burned and therefore permanently removed from circulation."
>team of 12 people listed on the site has the years of extensive experience and education in computer science, finance/investment, and other relevant subjects, fitting to the decades of experience that AB posted about; look at everyone's qualifications BESIDES the philosophy major of the Managing Director
>Exchange obviously is meant to spread to the European economic world as mentioned

The only thing I haven't been able to find yet is the regulation-heavy nature of the exchange ICO that AB discussed. What do you all think?

>>7577177
>>7577271
Announcing friendship ending with uea713PG
New best friend pixAb562
Many fortune ahead, brother

>>7577376
They mention regulation in the whitepaper, just ctrl+f that shit. It's a shame it passed, have some money to throw into a promising ico.

>>7577177
>congrats job first person to piss me off on 4chan in years

salty prajeet tears....delicious

>>7577376
the purpose of his most recent thread was to shill this exchange and accumulate more link. he gives just enough information for there to uncertainty and 300+ posts in every related thread.

>>7577439
>They are doing the mentioning of regulation in the whitepaper, just please be buying sit. It's a shame it passed, have some money to throw into a promising ico as the dowry for the village headmans daughter was 10 gold coins sir.

>>7577477
so assblaster is a prajeet shitcoin ico shill discord group....hummmmm

>>7577568
ass blaster pls. i know you're trying to kill this thread be more subtle will you

>>7577376
This. Re the regulations their roadmap mentions OTF licencing, futures, swaps.

>>7577568
the blaster of assholes isn't doing this for free. at a minimum he uses his threads to accumulate more link.

>>7577608

Yes he has a whole 3.781 LINK and dreams of the day that his mother will not shit on the designated street nut in his private back alley. One day. One day.

>>7577599

>>7577608

AB is a fucking LARP pajeet and this GBX exchange is shit.

He's already pumped the coin and now he's gonna dump it on you guys. I will legit eat my dick if LINK pumps this week due to some new buyer. Screencap this.

>>7577376
Not saying you're wrong, but the white paper page 6 is not talking about a post-ICO burn as implied by AB. It's talking about tokens that are redeemed during settlements of trades being burned permanently.

>>7577735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4emcNAf5lY

>>7577773
SIR, SIR!

>>7577735
>GBX

Hes not going to make it

I POUR MY TEARS AN LISTEN TO SOME TUNES NOW. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SWEET SALTY POVERTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8C-ZTQJIkU

PLS BUY MOBIUS BEST THREAD

>>7577439
>>7577607
>>7577773

>"Based on the prevailing legal and regulatory environment, Globitex will seek to provide the best regulatory protection to its customers in cryptocurrency activities, and will seek to obtain the necessary permissions or agency relationships in order to facilitate fiat currency transactions" (Globitex, 2017, p. 20).

Many thanks, as I was just reading from top to bottom anyways. I assume their EIP-20/ERC-20 token GBX will show up on Etherdelta first, and we can otherwise buy it then. Even if AB just came to shill this exchange, I still think that it's a solid investment due to its regulator-friendly nature and the hype it generated. A region-restricted ICO selling 10MM EUR in less than 24 hours is surely impressive; I'm surprised I haven't seen more shilling on /biz/ or Reddit at all.

No marketing besides AB.

Hmm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp4bvH0m4F4

>>7578048
>Etherdelta
I haven't seen this exchange move in like 3 days.
Have you?

>>7577937
Your life must be pathetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUGzY-ihqWc

>>7578091

>>7578078
Only really using it for NIMFA right now, of which I am holding bags, but it's been frozen in Buy Wall-Sell Wall stalemate since about a week ago. I don't know about the other coins, or if it is the site itself, but my belief is that shitcoins are in bear-bull market purgatory.

>>7578048

>>7573808

Now what ico are you cunts talking about, this is the Assblaster thread you faggots are looking for yeah, now tell me the ico please

>>7578048
REEEEEE AB why are you shilling us this ico that we can't even buy into any more goddammit

>>7578195
>>7578195
>of which I am holding bags

>>7574469
You found it.

>>7574347
Fuck dude why did you have to ruin it? AB said it should be secret.

>>7578214
>now tell me the ico please

>>7578270
>>7578245

>>7578195
idk... I'm looking to accumulate a few things but ed isn't budging... I'm looking for another similar exchange that's moving volume. ED fork is dead too... idex looks active I think, anyone got exp with that?

>>7578315

>>7578234
>>7578277
>>7578307
are these the same dude
I'd say this behavior was typical, but I know modern pluming isnt typical in those parts

>>7578277
>>7578307
Why would a pajeet hide in the sewer?

>>7576976
Yes you fuck. Read the thread

>>7575777
This

>>7578376

>tfw didn't find out about link until too late to accumulate 10k

>only have 2.5k

a-am I going to m-make it

>>7578411
idk is 150k enough $ for you?

>>7578393
>Yes you fuck. Read the thread

Please be buying as specified in most excellent thread by wolf of shitting street. Please be selling the link and buying the shitcoin,

>>7578195
>of which I am holding bags

>>7577145
simply incorrect
t. bought crypto the other day with visa on coinbase

>>7578411
>a-am I going to m-make it

Pretty pathetic that this saw a small jump after the faggot larper returned

>>7578440
that's great but I need 10k

it's not too late is it...

>>7578488

Alttex it is?

isn't it a bad sign it hasnt already sold out?

>>7577439
TE Foods

>>7578528

Bankera ?

>>7578701
>Bankera ?
>>7578588
>TE Foods

Mobius. Obviously.

so it's coinmetro?

When is LINK dumping?

>>7577181
its tokia
nigger

>>7578701
lmao no

Alright, I'll be nice since you guys initially showed me link and give you some hints to find out the ICO:

- Public sale ends in a couple days
- Token = 0.10 USD

If someone is able to name it I won't make any additional posts. If no one is able to name it I will give one additional huge hint (will require math) and no more additional posts.

>>7579981
my only guess has been said and was told "wrong." What's the math hint anon?

>>7579981
i can do math...what is it anon

>>7579981
I suck at this

I suck at this