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I'm a 46 year old man and have literally lost my entire life's savings on Link. Every single retard on this board shilled it and said it was going to 1000x so I bought it at ATH. Even cashed out my son's college fund and put it into chain link because I was so confident it would go up. Now I can't even make a mortgage payment, my son hates me and my wife's going to leave me. All because of you fucking retards. I hope you all die terrible miserable pajeets deaths now go beat ur kid for losing at the national spelling bee championship you pajeets biz trash.

I want to fucking kill myself but I can't even afford a gun because all my money is in fake internet tokens a Honduran basket weaving forum told me to buy. Fuck you

>> No.7569610

>blame shifting

you're 46 year old man?

>> No.7569612
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7569612

>>7569561
>pink id

welp everything checks out here! have a good life op! the moment you kill yourself link will moon btw!

>> No.7569675

>>7569561
ill buy your link for 30 cents

>> No.7569688

>>7569561
Lmao larp coz u could just cashout at its current price and get a gun

>> No.7569730

>46 years old
>wife and kid
>wojak posting
epic larp bro

>> No.7569779

>>7569561

>Listening to /biz/

Do it faggot I wanna see some weak willed /biz/nessman blood on the ground.

>> No.7569822
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7569822

I believe Link is a a shitcoin with no future but people here shill it so hard I don't think getting back your original investment is that hard, just wait for some dumb whales to jump in and get out when you get your money back, don't get greedy and think the real moon is coming because it won't.

>> No.7569852

>>7569561
I want to ccum in your mouth so bad
hnnng

>> No.7570017

>>7569852
Kys

>> No.7570191

>>7569561
>I'm a 46 year old man
And you take advice from kids on a Lithuanian sausage making board.
Nice larp.

>> No.7570399

>>7569561
nice larp faggot
you don't deserve to be a linkie

>> No.7570421

>>7569561
>when Rory will make it but you won't

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7570469

>>7569561
>>7569610
>>7569612
>>7569675
>>7569730
>>7569852
>>7570017
>>7570191


Heyyy!!

I miss my daddy Sergey. :(((;He was sooo soft and tender, like a fish filet from Wendy before the lunch rush.

He and I would play sword fight and eat Big Macs in his twin sized bed for hours. He would smoke crack cocaine from a Spiderman nightlight and ride me late into the night.

And on Sunday mornings I would wake him up by performing fellatio on him under the covers in the early morning sunshine. He would have me rub ketchup all over him and we'd lick it off together.

I miss those days. He would buy me chocolates and lingerie all the time. We even sold some Linkies together. I think he had like 18,000 Linkies before he dumped me. He said he was going to dump them too, and his only true love was the girl working the flielator at the local McDonald's.

This ForChan site has so many Linkies, I didn't expect to find even more like minded people here than I do normally on Tumblr and Facebook.

I'm looking for new Linkie daddy. Preferrably one that is more hung that Sergey (4.2in for those curious ;))

#linkie #bullrun #golinkie

>> No.7571009

Nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to play with Internet penny stocks. Be more responsible with your family’s economic security in the future. Don’t make risky bets that you can’t afford to lose.

>> No.7571200

Stin-ky lin-ky di-dn't thin-ky~
lost his mo-ney now he's pin-ky~
thought he'd be a mil-lion-aire~
holding bags with naught a care~
Stin-ky lin-ky di-dn't thin-ky~
Wife won't e-ven touch his win-ky~
Now she's on the tell-y-phone~
Tal-king to her friend Ty-rone~

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7571452

Thanks for buying my bags wagie

>> No.7572983

>>7571452
kys its not funny

>> No.7573027

>>7569561
Too old and naive to be on the internet

>> No.7573115

>>7571200
is this OC, cause it's quite good

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7573172

>not even your wife's son
come on OP

>> No.7573296

Nice larp.
Old people only invest in lending platforms like Davor and Bitconeeeeect

>> No.7573379

>>7569561
today, I bought a laptop with my crypto gains

=]

>> No.7573593

>>7572983
affirm to me, on your honor, that the narrative you have presented in this post is true.