/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7538828

Don't you have to pay a shitload of fees if you cashout through coinbase?

>>7538828
How about buying a better attitude.

>>7538828
>coinbase

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Buy a child slave and raise her as the daughter you'll never have because girls hate your shit personality.

>>7538828
Malta citizenship

>>7538828
buy some friends

>>7538828
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off yourself already

>>7538870
yeah but who cares? I've cashed out over 20x my initial investment at this point. Coinbase provides a really good service, I don't mind paying fees.

>>7538873
how about no

also I got my dick sucked a couple hours ago by this pornstar... it was the best blowjob I've ever received by far

>>7539066
Why did you hire ET?

>>7538828

How big is you're Link %

>>7539066
best = only?

>>7539066
It's obviously a man. That's probably the reason you enjoyed so much op.

>>7538828
come to my country

>>7539191
you've posted this before, where abouts is your country my poor fellow?

>>7538828
I was at $7k but back down to $4k. You should lease a bunch of really nice cars. Don't forget to eat out for breakfast, lunch, and dinner too. Oh and always get the newest iPhone.

>>7539120
I own 100k link, literally.

Bought it so I could be part of the biz-tard elite.

>>7539161
No, the ones your dad gives are pretty good too.

>>7539191
I live in one of the most desirable areas socal, would be a tough sell. How much are whores where you are?

>>7539222
Venezuela, you can live here like a king for half year with only 1k

>>7539250
Eating out all the time is really unhealthy. I do get green juices delivered to me daily though, and I make my own.

Also I'm a vegan.

>>7538828
Murcielago

>>7539277
how fucking retarded would anyone be to go live in venezuela.

>>7539270
you can get good whores here for 70$ 80$ max (the best ones)

>>7539277
people literally are murdered in the streets over nothing in Venezuela. It is one of the worst places in the world to live right now.

I'll stick to my condo in venice beach, thanks.

>>7539299
nice dubs but I would never buy a super car like that. I've driven them before, they are fun, but you look fucking retarded. Only stupid persians who inherited all their money drive cars like that in LA

>>7539324
If you want good things and pay literally nothing, you can, If i were fucking millionarie I would live here with max security, instead i can only eat a bread every day

>>7539008
>yeah but who cares? I've cashed out over 20x my initial investment at this point.

Nigga you ain't cashed out shit. Doing shit the newfag way. "Millionaire" haha, get the fuck out of here.

>>7539364
Yea i know, but you can also get security for like nothing

>>7539421
...who will probably betray you for slightly more than nothing

>>7539449
No if you pay them good, also why would you want to go to streets, you only have to go for shit like hotels and restaurants on a fucking car, thats it

>>7539066
>still paying to get your dick sucked

>>7539364
How about a helicopter?

>>7539405
you don't even believe your own words lmao.

Your shift at [insert any fast food place] is starting soon

>>7539582
OP be good pay me a hooker

>>7539294

This is why people hate Californians, they insufferable cunts

>>7538828
Go do some thrilling shit if you're into it.

Did a sky diving course in Dubai for my license was good.

>>7539582
OP, you cannot be so retarded to actually use coinbase when cashing out upwards of a million dollars

>>7539294
Now I am fully swayed that OP is just baiting and larping

>yfw /pol/ were the real soyboys all along

>>7538906
Any ideas where to do that?

>>7538828
buy women slaves. dismember them and rape them

>>7538828
by me marijaynas injectons plese for lief minister
here ETH
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>>7539008

post your 1099 form coinbase sent you or you're larping

>>7539520
You've fallen for a meme. Created by the same people and think tanks that brought you the modern education system designed to fast track you into a life of debt slavery while giving you the illusion of freedom.

>muh get a job to save up for retirement so you can enjoy your meager earnings when your body is too old and weak to enjoy anything anymore
>muh don't bang hookers don't be a man and fuck women when you want, you should feel disgust and guilt don't be sexually free and happy otherwise you might start realize how deep you are in bullshit

Don't be fucking dense. There's a reason all rich, famous, and powerful men from actors to senators fuck hookers. It's fucking AMAZING.

>>7539537
that's retarded.

>>7539609
post more photos and convince me your life is as sad as you make it out to be and I MIGHT send a little something something your way.

>>7539622
I'm an insufferable cunt because I have organic green juices delivered to me? Have you been to LA before? Traffic is fucking nuts.

>>7539637
Why? I guess I could go on local coinbase and risk getting hit by an FBI sting or getting robbed instead of having my money safely transferred into my bank account.

>>7539927
LOL OK.

fucking faggot.

Be one of the first on a commercial spaceflight.
Thats my goal

>>7540207
sounds kind of gay and frivolous. I'm not trying to throw away money.

>100k

hahahahaha fucking end me I have 100 dollars in crypto now after this fud

>>7538953
This
OP clearly had issues

>>7540073
>LOL OK.
>fucking faggot.

seriously though, why can't you post the 1099-K form coinbase sent you?

It's not like you need to reveal any sensitive info. The only reason would be that you are full of shit.

>>7540073
This is what im eating right now on the floor with old blankets because i dont have a bed

>>7540465
posting any kind of personal information, even if it's seemingly not revealing, is incredibly stupid.

I am a high net worth individual, I do not need to prove myself to you. I'm asking people to discuss what kind of cool shit to buy because I'm looking for ways to entertain myself.

Feel free to believe that I'm larping. I literally do not care.

>>7540073
>>7540576
with this that i found on streets i charge my chink phone because i cannot afford to pay a new charger, besides my fridge, my shitty food and my bed and this, I do have a fucking e-450 apu on 2018

>>7540645
I just spent $800 partying last night. what would you do with $800?

>>7540620
>I am a high net worth individual

No you're not. Even if you really have 2 million that doesn't make you anywhere near "high net worth". Are you also accounting the capital gains tax you owe the US government because you were stupid enough to use Coinbase?

I had $1.9 million last month, now I have $900k, I never considered myself "high net worth".

>>7540716
buy like TONS of food? and literally with that I can party for months here and pay the best hookers on the country hell I can even go to the best restaurants for months and drink the best alcohol

>>7538828
I was a millionaire before the crash.

>>7540723
I own ton of real estate you stupid faggot.

>>7540620
>posting any kind of personal information, even if it's seemingly not revealing, is incredibly stupid.

How about this, just tell everyone here how much coinbase says you owe the US government when they emailed you the 1099-K form

pic related, something you've probably never even seen before because you're full of shit. Talking about having millions on coinbase without addressing how much you need to sent to the IRS now is pointless

>>7540842
lmfao. I live in socal too mate. Orange County. You should open up a wood ranch, best fucking restaurant in Socal. Always packed - easy fucking money,.

>>7540893

don't bother replying to him, he's just a larping 12 year old

>i have millions on coinbase!
>just believe me guiz!
>what is taxes

>>7540846
I'm actually meeting with another accountant to discuss a tax strategy. Coinbase hasn't sent me a 1099-K form.

Are you reporting each trade you've made? I'm thinking about just paying tax on what I cashed out from coinbase, there is no fucking way I could make sense of all the trades on all of the exchanges I made.

>>7540784
Wrong answer
Sorry lad you just lost 800$ because of your stupidity

>>7540369
Depends on your interests, I'd rather be one of the first people in space on a commercial flight and experience something most humans just cant than spend my money on truly frivolous things like lambos and a house thats way bigger than i need.

>>7540921
I thought he asked what would I do on MY country with that

>>7540921

>>7540920
>Coinbase hasn't sent me a 1099-K form.

then you're full of shit. anyone who has more than $20k on coinbase got one.

>Are you reporting each trade you've made?

No because i'm not stupid enough to use a US based exchange that reports everything to the IRS. I don't like giving free money to the US government just because i'm too retarded to see other options.

>>7540073
What retarded about a helicopter? :(

>>7540073
Get a fucking yacht then like every other millionaire. Maybe put a helicopter on top of you’re cool.

>>7540723
how do i withdraw my money without using coinbase?

>>7540921
I would obviously have invested on some crypto

>>7539789
>>7538906
i second this. where can i do this?

>>7540893
LMAO WOOD RANCH? BEST RESTAURANT IN SOCAL???

Jesus fucking christ man. Just because you're a peasant doesn't mean you have to act like one.

I used to go to the one in the Grove a lot for drinks after work. Their food is absolute shit, it's basically fucking applebees but slightly more upscale.

Animal, Son of a Gun, Tar and Roses, R+D kitchen. Michael's in santa monica has the best duck breast I've ever had.

Do you even know what food is? fucking christ...

>>7541056
Don`t think about it lad
Op is probably just a dirty larper anyway

>>7539066
Shit taste

>>7540989
No, they did not send me one.

>No because i'm not stupid enough to use a US based exchange that reports everything to the IRS. I don't like giving free money to the US government just because i'm too retarded to see other options.

How are you cashing out then? Just coinbase and localbitcoins? You do know that you're committing criminal tax evasion, right? If you've actually made as much as you say, you should really think about cashing out the legal way. I'm probably not going to report trades because there is just no fucking way I, or even a team of accountants, could make sense of it. Some exchanges like etherdelta don't even have histories.

>>7541026
>how do i withdraw my money without using coinbase?

Are you really so stupid that you think coinbase is the only way to buy and withdraw crypto?

>buy crypto on coinbase for more than it's actually worth
>get charged exorbitant fees for everything
>everything gets reported to the IRS

anyone even using coinbase is stupid, someone with millions on there has reached new levels of retarded

>>7541113
her blowjob skills are insane. I didn't buy her to make love to her you fucking homosexual.

>>7541138
No, YOU'RE retarded for trying to hide your crypto gains. You basically will not be able to use the money, you will have to launder it, and if you ever start buying nice shit mr. government will be knocking on your door asking where you got all the money from.

Coinbase allows you to cash out up to 500k a week, that's fucking amazing. No other companies do that.

>>7541148
my life wasn't sad enough OP? ;_;

>>7541210
no, you sound fine actually.

>>7541259
okay :(

>>7541138
Yes KYC compliance is killing me but I'm not going to go buy bitcoins from some nigger off local bitcoins and have no idea how to go from coin to fiat any other way.

>>7541288
put a spoon in your ass and I might send money. You can put handle in first.

Time stamp with "Neo, there is no spoon" written on it is required.

>>7539066
I think that's a guy, OP. Sorry for your loss. Oh wait, I'm being trolled nvmd.

>>7541320
wow you were actually larping

>>7541329
It was one of the greatest experiences of my life. Watch her BJ videos.

>>7541408
Im larping because I'm asking you to work for money?

>>7541431

no, you're larping because you are asking someone to do something for money, while providing no evidence of your supposed wealth

>>7541431

post a timestamped photo of your watch OP

surely you can at least do that, right?

>>7541431
you actually just told me to give more pics about how sad was my life and you now actually telling me to put a spoon on my ass..

>>7541478
You know coinbase reports to the IRS, how are you going to account for discrepancies between how much you bought and sold? It would imply you traded, doesn't matter if the exchanges you use report or not

>>7541536

post a photo of your watch with today's date

>>7539066
La creatura...

>>7541496
I'm not posting shit. Like I said, feel free to believe I'm larping.

If I posted the watch, it might not be hard to find out who I actually am. If you analyzed my posts you could predict that I would only go to authorized dealer, not many a. lange and sohne authorized dealers in LA. You could call, and through some trickery find out my personal info if you got lucky.

Like I said, posting personal info, even if you THINK it can't be used to trace you, is fucking stupid for the reason I just described.

>>7539066
...where do you book her?

>>7538828
Honest I saw and red some cunts in my life but your taking first place. And your full of shit, you re just a broke waste of space begging for attention. Complete loser. Good luck with your future medication.

>>7541611

lol, you took the time to write all of that and are asking people to stick spoons up their ass but can't show the smallest evidence of your supposed wealth? someone can trace you through a photo of your fucking watch?

Dude, you're a fucking larping poorfag

>>7541631
Her name is Angelina Valentine

theluxurycompanion.com is where you can book porn stars

What's your net worth op?

>>7541660
A lot of people dislike me here. The amount of ways you can dox someone is insane and people can be very creative.

The watch photo example is great. It's what I would do, and it would probably work.

>>7541755
Sure kid

>>7541739
Over 10MM, but much of that is inherited wealth.

I grew up very modestly though, which is WHY I'm asking for interesting ways to ball out of control, but I just get jealous faggots calling me a larper.

>>7538828
Actually, earning money is easier than actually holding money. If you have the money you will find it out really fast.
Also, it depends on what your life goal actually is. You could retire in some third world paradise country. If you still want to do earn reinvest your money in something you want to do. It could be a business it could be studying in a good university, it really depends on the type of person you are. Just do something you believe that can make you happier.

>>7541148
She looks like a cretin

>>7541811
I hear you. Haters gonna hate. 32 yo here, $5m net worth. I will say, though... There's nothing more gratifying than timestamping things and proving to biz faggots that you're not larping.

Grats on your success though. Personally I don't believe in the crypto space anymore... I cashed the majority of mine out.

Also I didn't get a 1099k from CB either and I've cashed out a few hundred thousand... Just saying

>>7541811

shove a spoon in your ass and timestamp it with "i have over 10MM" as proof of your wealth

>>7541811
I'd say an exotic car or a nice house full of nice shit. You don't have private jet or yacht money yet. Or just go fuck shit up in Vegas. High stakes gambling is a crazy sweat

>>7538828
Why tf would you need advice on what to buy with ur money? Buy a condo, go on a vacation, do coke and hookers idk anon very tough choice...

>>7539066
fake lips, fake tits, fake ass, fake nose, fake hair, fake brows, girl you made in china?

>>7538828
Guns for target practice
Medium sailboat and lessons, sail down to mexico
EDM lessons, being a dj would up your status 1000%

sub 100k faggot here
just thought i'd drop in and say hi

>>7539066
what was the point of this larp? to tell us that you're gay? already knew that lol

>>7539191
post picture of your stomach

>>7539324
sexy women and cocaine, youd prolly get murdered tho

sub $10 faggot here
just thought i'd drop in and say hi

>>7540073
>Thats retarded

AKA you cant afford it, cant really justify the lambo either can you? If you cashed out lets say 5 million you could get the lamb without really hurting yourself but you're not that rich so try to get richer or keep shitposting idc

>>7538828
Go To Cape Town South Africa, Girls are HOT as Fuck, everything Cheap as shit, Cocaine/drugs are cheap, Go on Wine Routes, Go Skydiving, Bungee Jumping, Safaris, Good Clubs, Pubs and Restaurants, the good Life.

>>7542179
my battery is rip and currently charging with >>7540645 anon ;_;

Buy yourself a nice Patek

>>7542249
>South Africa
please join our race war, please, pls

>>7538828
cucked carl

>>7542269
Yeah thanks buba, enjoy your arbi;s...get some culture you faggot americuck

>>7542150
can you not read? you aren't allowed in here.

>>7542156
Just trying to show others the finer things in life.

>>7542241
Do you know how annoying having a helicopter would be? The maintenance alone to keep it in safe flying condition is too time consuming.

>>7541148
>tfw have 398 GB folder of this whore

>>7542329
Blancpain anon here. Buy a twin turbo lambo and go race it. Quit being a pussy.

Pic related. My fucking bitch

>>7542435
ahhhhhhhh

>>7542452
nice parking

>>7542463
We've been over this. My friend has 2 reserved spaces and no car. S my D

>>7538828
charity. not. a shitty one.

>>7539294
>vegan

You bring shame to us.
T:Los Angelino

>>7542567
Yeah he's a gigantic faggot obv. This park is kinda reminding me of Christian Bale in American Psycho. I'm an actual rich fag and I love proving it and shutting people up. Ppl that say blah blah blah I don't have to prove shit are generally full of shit

>>7538953
How to access user's threads history?