/biz/ - Business & Finance

I will

>>7529121
no shit, you act like you're saying something shocking or insightful.
>95% of /fit/ won't get chad-tier bodies and fuck 10/10s every week
>95% of /out/ will not kill bears with katanas and live innawoods for 2 weeks+ alone

yep

>>7529170
WHAT?

>>7529121
>99.9% of people on this board will NEVER become rich or start a successful business.

>95% of people on this board will never fap to lolifutas

>5% of people on this board have IOTA

>>7529203
And that 0.1% is me

I don't need millions and trillions. I'd completely be happy with 6 digit value (considering I invested 1000 euros in dec and 2k in Jan).

I can live a more than comfortable life here with 2k$ per month.

>>7529203
>99.999999% of people on this board will NEVER become rich or start a successful business.

1% of people in this thread will become rich beyond their wildest dreams but only if they say SATOSHI, SATOSHI, GIVE ME THE YOSHI

>tfw born into wealth

>>7529121
wouldn't surprise me in the least.
If you made this thread last Spring you would be being chewed out for being a fucking idiot though.

I had hopes of grandeur, but I've accepted my life is relatively meaningless and I'll never be successful. Even if I went to school, got a stable accounting career, I'm bankrupt because of my ex. Realizing you have failed your life goal by your late 20s is hard.

>>7530197

SATOSHI, SATOSHI GIVE ME THE YOSHI

>>7530197
im only doing this if there's an image with the directions on it

>>7529121
99%

>>7530197

SATOSHI, SATOSHI, GIVE ME THE YOSHI

>>7529121
100% successful people are successful because they actually make useful shit. Sitting on an anon image board isn't making useful shit.

>>7530710
um, memes are good

>>7530710
>100% successful people are successful because they actually make useful shit.

Why are americans so uneducated?

>>7530197
rules just changed.
check it out....
1% of people in this thread will become rich beyond their wildest dreams but only if they do a Sharpie in Pooper poorfag maneuver with time stamp

>>7530710
>100% successful people are successful because they actually make useful shit.

>>7530710

1%er checking in we will all make it bro take my hand and don't ever fucking sell, dialy reminder you can't time the market and if you try you will kill yourself in 5 years time when you read the news

>>7530751
>useful shit
he was a pioneer anon

>>7530740
What other ways are people successful oh wise one?

>>7529121
I'd still consider 95% to be a little low

>95% of biz will never get a BRAAAAP in their faces

>>7529121
I started a company a mouth ago making pretty good money

unless you're a complete fucking idiot, we will all make it
>have a job, for steady reliable income
>invest as much of it as you can

>>7529170
is that what /out/ wants? they might be more delusional than us

>>7530928
Biz will start a company just for barping . It's going to make them rich in the future.

>>7530910
illegal stuf