/biz/ - Business & Finance

Guys, this is fucked up, but hear me out.
I just spoke with the new marketing director of Chainlink and he had some pretty interesting things to tell.

We all know that Sergey has gotten kind of big lately, but the last months it has sprialed out of control. He is now so morbidly obese that he cannot support his own weight. Apparently he used a large chunk of the ICO money to install a huge aquarium in his house. He, and I kid you not, spends 22 houres a day in it to release the strain on his knees and back. According to the MD of Chainlink, he has switched to eating fish food. He says it has the optimal balance of minerals an positive vibrations. But the most fucked up thing is that he is supposedly mating with a clown fish. I don't know if the fish consent or not, but with Sergeys current size I don't think he have a say in the matter. Also, once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

I don't know what to think anymore /biz/. I'm not a professional investor, but I don't think link is a good investment if all of this is true?

>>7525704
Same I sold today. I’ve missed so many moon missions holding this shitcoin

you act like it is a big deal with your pocket money. so hard for you marshmallow hands to put these peanuts on a ledger and ignore it for a year?

>>7525717
Someone shop sergeys head on this and have the girl hold chainlink.

>>7525704

Cool, see ya.

>>7525740
this desu, just look at all the coins you could have put your money in and you would have at least double the money you have now

>>7525740
>goes all in on a solid long term hold that is still in development instead of just making it a quarter of his portfolio
>complains why other things moon faster and more regularly

Absolute state.

All coins but Bitcoin are just good for day trading. They're all just speculation, nothing more.

>>7525704

Literally just bought another 2k link, thank you OP.

>>7525755
Do i get some eth for it for compensation?

>>7525866
No

I unironically market dumped my stack of LINK yesterday and put it all into Mobius. I'm sorry but the lack of updates, developments, communication and quite frankly the tasteless overshilling of LINK around these parts has ruined my enthusiasm for it. I don't really think Sergey has his heart in Chainlink anymore. Something changed along the way, I can feel his enthusiasm for it waning similarly to how he just up and left NXT like a thief in the night. He probably had a great time raising millions of dollars with the ICO and being a famous celebrity on biz, and I'm happy for him, I really am, but he lost his hunger for success along the way and it got replaced by hunger for Big Macs. The Bitcoin superconference will likely be a total shitshow. I've no doubt the price will dump within minutes of Sergey staggering off stage after another boring regurgitated speech where he doesn't even mention Chainlink. I really enjoyed holding LINK, it was a pretty cool bag to carry for a while, but Mobius is definitely the new wave of oracle tech and has all the momentum now. I can't let it pass me by.

>Sell before mainnet
>like a brainlet

>>7525908
deal

Refresh me on the upcoming events for link.

The lower the price goes before mainnet launch, the better.

>>7525992
10/10, thanks anon!

>>7526050
Sergey is a fucking animal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij59eP-4gsA

>>7526050
guy seems hungry

>>7525929

>>7525704
now that someone sold this big of a stack. its over guys.

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>7525704
Those extremely promising IBM emails got me nervous too. I'm afraid of being rich.

>>7526610
Same here anon, I have 80k links. What if $1000 per LINK becomes real, what am I going to do when I get rich? Buy an island?

>>7525704
It's alright, OP. Not everyone was meant to be rich.

>>7525992
Love it

>>7526983
Lets build an entire city just for Linkies

t. 26k Linkie

>>7526610
Promising? They said that Chainlink is shit and it cannot be used in any serious projects.

>>7525752
>and ignore it for a year?
stay poor retard

Link shit buy mobius sir. Thank you sir.
Your dearest pajeet.

This entire board is infested with AIDS

>>7526585
YOU'RE A MANIAC

>>7527077
kek has blessed this idea

>>7527077
where we going boys

>>7526074
afluent harpsichord

>>7527363
>>7527395
i live in Germany and the only location i would move to is one of zhe mountain-states in the us

or a warm place with much sunshine so i can drive daily with my classic car collection

>>7525992
wow

I love it

yall know what happens when the normans start to sell

>>7527451
I got 2k LINK

Can I come?

>>7527498

sure

but only 2k? Do you hate LINK this much?

>>7527451
New Zealand?

>>7526585
ABSOLUTELY MAD

>>7527451
>>7527498
>>7527672
If we combine our links we can pay Elon Musk and start a LINK city on Mars.

>>7527857
THIS

Now that would be a glorious sight to see.

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

MEDITATE DAILY AND VISUALIZE LINK REACHING $1000 IN THE PRESENT MOMENT FROM YOUR HEART CENTER

WE WILL ALL MAKE IT

>>7527857
trips decide the name of our first city.

>>7525740
Ahahaha I fell neck deep in the hold meme since early 2016.

I did nothing but lose 600$ in initial investment and I never cashed out more than 15$ in the course of 2 years.
I truly truly suck at cryptocurrency.

Top 100 wallet holder here, I will be dumping my LINK shortly to split into real coins like NEO and ICX, this token will hover under $1 for the next 15-20 months

>>7527077
Sounds like a good idea. If all linkies contribute 1% of their link in 2020, we should be able to commission the building of a fairly large city.

>>7528297
DGB?

>>7528292
roll for "success"

>>7528314
Sure you will, buddy.

>>7526021
Now: americans waking up and selling
In 12 hours the Europeans will wake up and sell again
Rinse and repeat

>>7525992

do this one next

>>7528292

DubLINK

>>7528292
pajeet

>>7528593
this

Pajeet village

Are people expecting Sergey to give an important update on chainlink at this conference? Seems like it'll just be a general talk about smart contracts, or I am a brainet?

>>7528292
SergeyVille

>>7528292
New Link City

>>7528292
Linkton

>>7528292
Kekistan

>>7528965
I'm worried about whether he's got fatter.

Seriously. If he gets a heart condition or something and ends up dying, I can't see how the project will continue. God bless him.

>>7528292
Linktropolis

>>7529425

Linktopia

>>7528292
Linklantis

>>7528292
Gushing granny

>>7529655
WINRAR

>>7528292
Wasted

>>7528292
Jason Parser

Just shit on 6035 Street, I don't believe in toilets anymore, sorry.

>>7527451
American here, from Florida. Choose the mountain state, not the sunshine state. Its too fucking hot here all the time, and its full of shitty hispanics and niggers. Trust me. Go go Montana or something.

>>7528292
Chaincago

Chainago

>>7529655
winrar.rar

>>7528292
Fud is a good name for a city

Hey guys, just sold $300k worth of Link for $2500. AMA

>>7528292
Chainlink

Nazarov, the republic of chainlink

>>7528292
ass

>>7528292
Nazarov

>>7528292

GasKIKES

>>7525704

>>7527090
did we read the same shit? stop larping pajeet u dont know what the fuck you are talking about

>>7526610
IBM emails? got a link?

>>7528292
John Madden

>>7525929
The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. A junkie whore woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 1000 MOBI to her as a tip. She didn't care how worthless it was, she was high on fetanyl. I walked to the sink and started bathing. I almost vomited after seeing my balance.

I left my studio apartment and got on my rusted mountain bike (stolen from a kid down the street) and another junkie was waiting for me. She was outside all night, because she was homeless. She hopped on my handlebars while I squeezed her boney ass and steered my bike with my other hand. In a whim,
I arrived at my wagecuck job. I threw the bitch off me, and she fell on the sidewalk where she would sit until I got back.
When I got off the bike, I fell. The sidewalk ripped my already tattered khaki cargo shorts, and six women lined up. They laughed at me,
which didn't last too long. Each woman gagged when my body odor hit their nose, and went into an eternal state of disgust after seeing my wallet. I transferred 500 MOBI to each of the women so that they would stop laughing at me, but it intensified.

After pouring the fries into the frier, I made 10 burgers. I started crying to myself, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with my tradingbros. We cried together.
My bike was getting stolen, so I ran outside. The kid punched me in the face and left with my bike.
I stood there for 15 minutes contemplating where I went wrong and realized I should have listened to those Chads who bought LINK. I then walked in front of the bus and ended my suffering.

>>7525717
>Also, once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

>>7532167
Kekked

>>7525929
This. Mobius is the future, stinky linkies, I sold my 50k stack just today.

>>7528292
STALLingrad

>>7525992
please post your original of sergeys head cut out pls pls pls i will make memes too

>>7532507
THIS!

>>7528292
Linkington

>>7528292
Ahmylink

>>7532507
reroll

>>7532507
Reeeroll

>>7528292
Linklecity

>>7528292

Linkistan

>>7528292
faggotville

>>7533129

>>7528292
Chainlinople

Bitcoin Superconference comenses and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on and a 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov appears levitating in the water tank. He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying. Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey instantly grabs it and eat it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few seconds pass and Sergey speaks couple words with an extremely deep and tired voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now". Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. 4chan goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners, while all nolinkies proceed to kill themselves.

Link $50 EOY

>>7528292
Brapville

>>7528292
Just Link.

>>7528292
Stinkerton Swamps

>>7528292
new mumbai

>>7528292
Ronald McLink

>>7528292
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

>>7528292
Berlink

>>7525992
lol nice what's your eth address cuz you deserve a reward

>>7533961
Stalinkgrad

>>7526074
What coin would Rich Piana have invested in?

>>7525929
this pasta is too stale, i don't care if you mix some new seasoning in

>>7534180
Chainlink mother fucker cause of the 5% lifestyle =5% passive income monthly from running a Whatever It Takes node that verifies steroid origination

You linkies digust me. You're so deluded you don't realize that link is nothing more than a simple Jason Parser that could be written in javascript in a few minutes. it doesn't even need a token. Speaking of tokens, link being more than $1 defeats the entire fucking purpose of the coin. How can you be this oblivious?

What real world use does link even have? Have you ever thought beyond the memes and the charts and really considered it? Nobody uses smart contracts because nobody wants to get involved in white supremacist internet funny money. Banks aren't going to adopt it because they make money off of things taking forever, and normies don't know any better.

And that's not even talking about the 'team', which is literally two people. They haven't even hired anyone. Did you miss all of the reports of Sergey fucking prostitutes and eating cheeseburgers after the ICO was finished? Hope you got your $32MM worth, retards.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that link is just an ERC20 token. What other token has made it past, say, $2? Can you name a single one? Exactly, no, you cant.

Even Vitalik says it's not worth $32MM. Are you going to disagree with the autistic genius money skelly? Of course he understands the value of oracles, that's why he's going to include it in the next ETH update (cap this). Why the fuck would he leave something like this to a no-name shitcoin? Use your fucking brain manlets.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that Ripple (XRP) will effectively put bank supercomputers in every major city, completely removing any use LINK ever may have had. If you believe in oracles, great, why not pick a project that has an actual fucking future?

OH LOOK, IT'S CRASHING AGAIN, SURPRISE. Fucking deluded stinky linkies.

Smart Link City

>>7525704
Just bought 6035 LINK. thx.

>>7526585
you are a MANIAC

>>7528292
Sevastolink

>>7528292
Nazarovka

>>7535280

>>7528292
Stink City

>>7536525
Reroll